Once A Year Clearance Sale – Up To 80% Off Regular Pricing

Be quick – with hundreds or products already discounted and more being added each day it is the once a year Adultsmart Clearance Sale.  Sale ends January 31 or until stocks last.   Already we have received a massive influx of orders so do not delay as we cannot guarantee products will be available even if you save them to your shopping cart.

The January clearance sale is on once again – Get vibrators from $4AUD shipped anywhere in the world CHEAP.  Novelties, sex toys and more up to 80% off our already cheap regular retail pricing.   When you view our product from the category page you will see the regular retail price but open up the product page and be amazed at the discounted price we are offering.  Nothing less than 50% off and up to 80% off.

We need to move the stock quick to make room for our new inventory and so you can take this advantage to improve your sex life cheaply.  But a toy for the wife or have a new intimate pleasuring option next time you need to do some solo play.  Whether you are in a relationship or not it is the perfect opportunity for you to stock up your sex toy cabinet cheaply.

If you are unsure of what to purchase this is the perfect opportunity to try multiple adult toy options without harming the bank balance – all products still come with their manufacturer warranties and guaranties.  Buy one for your friend and get in the very good books.

Adultsmart Clearance

Remember sale ends January 31,  2019 or whilst stocks last.

 

We-Vibe® Discover Gift Box

Something amazing has happened, We-Vibe have brought out an amazing set just in time for Santa to fill your stocking! If you’ve been into our stores, I am sure you will have seen our collection of We-Vibe toys that all of the staff are low-key obsessed with. We all get equally excited when new products come out and who is going to be the lucky staff member to review it for you. Well, I hit the jackpot! So, sit down and let me tell you all about this incredible pack that you must have for Christmas – whether you’ve been naughty or nice!

About We-Vibe:

We-Vibe are an established company which many of our customers love and trust, as well as all the staff at OhZone. We pride ourselves on having the best products to keep you coming back for more (pun intended)! We-Vibe are a Canadian company who are striving to shape the future of sexual health and wellness aka give you lots of orgasms! We-Vibe design and manufacture some of the worlds leading sex toys for both couples and solo. They have a whole team, including doctors on this team who are dedicated to creating premium toys that work with the human body. These toys are ergonomic, high class, eco-friendly and most importantly body safe.

Unpacking the set:

The set was so much fun to open an it very much reminded me of an advent calendar, the We-Vibe team carefully releasing this box set around Christmas was a strategic marketing move. Well played We-Vibe, well played. The square box has 10 sperate randomised shaped boxes within the larger box with numbers ranging from 1-10. Each box contains a special present for you and your partner to indulge on. The set includes: Womaniser starlet, Dusk anal plug, We-Vibe special edition couples’ vibrator, Pjur lube, We-Vibe Tango vibe, a massage candle, sexy dice, a Kegel ball and a sash.

Pros:

Loads of cute presents to unwrap and play with such as: a tickler for sensory play, a bottle of Pjur lube which is a quality lubricant that will enhance your We-Vibe experience. The pack also includes the special edition couples vibe, the tango which is super popular at all ALC stores which is rechargeable, whisper quiet and features 8 vibration modes. The pack also features the dusk anal plug when paired with the tango can be used as a vibing butt plug. Ladies, you’ll be blown away when you discover there is a womaniser starlet in this fun packed kit – womanisers are also hugely popular in all of our stores and have repeat customers looking for new womaniser products. Finally, the kit also includes: Kegels for pelvis floor exercises, a sash for blindfolding for restraining, sexy dice for playful couples and a massage candle to keep you guys well entertained all December long.

Cons:

There are some downfalls to this set and I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t tell you this. This set is made for beginners, people who are branching out into high end toys. While the couple’s toy is designed like the Match, this one is battery operated and not the same standard of the We-Vibe sex toys if purchased individually, particularly as it only has one vibration mode. Battery operated toys to me are somewhat dated, and I really believe in a product when it is rechargeable. It was disappointing to me to find out that the product was battery operated. What else was disappointing was the butt plug deceptively appears to vibrate, actually requires the tango to be inserted into the sleeve for it to operate as a vibrating butt plug.

An OhZone recommendation:

Overall, this set has lots of potential and I think it would be an amazing Christmas gift for couples who are looking at including sex toys into their sexual routine for the first time. The stand out feature if the Tango and honestly, this product is so popular at our stores for a reason. However, if you already own some We-Vibe products I’d probably recommend the more advanced users opt to purchase the sync over this set. This is merely due to the fact that the couples vibe is not rechargeable, adjustable, Bluetooth accessible nor does it have various features like the sync or match does. Perhaps the more advanced users should be looking at the anniversary set instead. However, please do not let my recommendations overshadow the glory of this pack. This pack truly has so much to offer and is well worth the money particularly for newbies looking at experimenting with a world class brand.

we-vibe couples set

So, whether you’ve been naughty or nice you can tease or please your partner with this amazing gift pack this Christmas. Head down to your local ALC to discuss which We-Vibe set is for you.

A Fun Cup For Your Fun Factory

Fun Factory Fun Cup celebration

Exactly two years ago to the month (insert X-Files theme song), Adultsmart published an article on vaginal odours and menstrual cups. The article I wrote began with this bold statement:

 “If you have a vagina, or you know someone who has a vagina, you/your friend with a vagina, NEEDS a menstrual cup. Or, let me start with a less bold statement – you/your friend with a vagina needs to consider not using tampons”.

It’s been two years and by God I stand by my proclamation.

When I first got my period, I jumped straight to using tampons for convenience. My mum used them and she said that they were easy, comfortable, you could swim with them in and basically everybody uses them. For years I suffered from extreme discomfort during menstruation with severe vaginal itchiness, dryness and hotness. As I got older, things got worse and it became impossible for me to self-lubricate during sex. My vagina was a hot mess, literally, and it took me years to piece together that tampons were the problem.

When you Google “side effects of using tampons” a number of alarming words and sentiments are scattered through the results page, such as; severe irritation, made with harsh chemicals, increases risk in serious diseases, linked to cancer, can cause vaginal infections and so on. It makes me question, why are tampons so highly recommended over other menstrual products with ZERO side effects, which have better consequences for the environment?

What if I told you that you could buy just ONE product to use while on your period, that you would not have to replace for years to come.

Cue, the menstrual cup.

Menstrual cups have been around for 80 odd years, but the truth of their excellence has been lost in the current throw-away society, which has consumers purchasing one use items that are designed to be used once and then tossed away. Menstrual cups are a small, typically flexible silicone cup, that fits up inside the vagina to catch menstrual blood and are designed to be reused for many years.

Benefits of using menstrual cups

  • ZERO discomfort or vaginal irritation during use (if made from high quality medical grade silicone)
  • Can be worn safely for up to 12 hours
  • They cost less than tampons in the long run: one cup can cost you anywhere between $30-$60 (depending on the brand) and can last you up to ten years. The cost of tampons could be broken down to (based on my menstrual… abilities?) = 1 tampon every 4-5 hours x 4 tampons per day x around 7 days of a menstrual period, equals around 28 tampons per cycle. Times 28 tampons by the average amount of menstrual periods in a lifetime (456 periods), that equals 12,768 tampons. At around 32 tampons per box, that’s 399 boxes of tampons. Times that by the average fee of a box of tampons, which is around AUD$8.00, that’s $3,192 in just one person’s life time. JUST ON TAMPONS.
  • They don’t end up in landfill or in our oceans
  • Little to no odour as the menstrual blood is not exposed to oxygen due to the suction of the menstrual cup on the vaginal walls
  • Sexual intercourse is possible, and less messy
  • Great for people who define themselves as non-binary
  • Perfect for travel
  • Easy to use

There’re many menstrual cup companies which are available to use around the world. I started with Australian made and owned ‘JuJu Cup’, which was great, until I tried the Fun Factory Fun Cup. It’s no secret that I love Fun Factory. I have written many a review on Fun Factory’s expertise and capabilities in sex toy manufacturing, but I was genuinely impressed to see them take on the task of creating a cutting-edge menstrual cup. And they’ve done it.

Watch this short promotional video to see the cups in use! Not literally, get your head outta’ the gutter!

The Fun Cup comes in two sizes. Genius. Not every vagina is the same size or bleeds the same amount of blood, duh. So Fun Factory have created the ‘A’ cup and the ‘B’ cup.

Fun Factory Fun Cup
Image: Fun Factory Fun Cup Sizes

The A cup is smaller in size and holds 20ml of blood while the B cup is larger and can hold up to 30ml of blood. Fun Factory recommends the A cup for people with a lighter flow, or for people who haven’t given birth, while the B cup would suit a heavier flow and for people who have given birth. I know what you’re thinking… What if I buy the A cup but it’s not suited to my flow or is the wrong size ergonomically for my body? Well that’s the genius thing. Fun Factory has created three options: The A + A kit, where you get two A cups, the B + B kit, two B cups, and the Explore kit, where you can get one of each cup size. GENIUS.

I happily use the A cup as my cup of choice during menstruation. I was hoping to be able to use the B cup, as I do have a heavier flow, though the size wasn’t quite right for my body (okay Fun Factory, you were right). But that’s the great thing about the size kit – you know 100% when buying it that one of those cups will fit your body and work best for your period. For me, on a bad first day, I can wear the A cup for around 4 hours before needing to empty it. But from usually the second day onwards, I can go all day or all night before needing to change my cup. I wake up in the morning, empty the cup, rinse, put it back in and can leave it until I go to bed. Care free. ALL DAY.

Fun Factory’s Fun Cups are made with the same non-porous, hypoallergenic, medical-grade silicone that Fun Factory uses for their sex toys. You can totally tell when you hold the cups in your hands that they’re made from top quality materials. They’re flexible, but sturdy enough to bend and pop back into shape in your vagina.

To insert, you bend the cup into different shapes to easily insert it into your vagina, though the three most popular folds are shown in the below image. The more you play around with your Fun Cup, the quicker you’ll realise what method is easiest for you to quickly and seamlessly insert your cup. I personally prefer the C-fold.

Fun Factory Fun Cup diagram
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Once you’ve inserted your cup as far as you can comfortably insert it, for it to be correctly inserted you should be able to feel when you run your fingers around the base of the cup that the cup is popped out all the way and suctioned completely to the walls of your vagina. If there are some folds or the cup hasn’t quite popped out right, you can fix it by using the sturdy base of the cup to twist and shuffle the cup around to encourage it to pop out.

What’s great about the Fun Cup is that the bottom of the cup is made from hard, firm silicone which is easy to hold onto inside your vagina to twist the cup into place or to use it to remove the cup. My JuJu cup had a long string-like piece of silicone, similar to the image above but thinner, which when you pulled would stretch out like an elastic band. Once, in the early days when I was trying to remove my cup, I pulled the silicone string and it stretched out and then flicked back up into my vagina like a cruel, unforgiving slingshot. Thankfully, the Fun Cup’s solid base does not stretch out and is a great base to hold onto to remove the cup. It also stops before turning into the flexible cup so there is no accidental grabbing of the cup leading to over-spilling when trying to remove it.

Tips and tricks to securing your Fun Cup

  • Lubricate the circular rim of the cup and it will slide straight in and pop into shape perfect, first go
  • Pinch from the bottom of the cup when inserting the cup so that you can propel it into your vagina and allow it to pop into shape without your fingers being in the way
  • Twist and shuffle into place, rather than removing the cup and re-inserting
  • According to Fun Factory, the fun cup A holds FOUR TIMES the amount of blood a tampon does, allowing for the coolest thing (in my opinion), which is being able to easily measure how much you bleed in an average cycle and what the average consistency and colour of your menstrual blood is; which is actually pretty useful information if you ever need to see a doctor about suspected menstrual abnormalities.

Once you want to empty your menstrual cup, you squeeze and pull from that little anchor point at the bottom and pull the cup out. You can pour the blood into the toilet bowl, or ceremoniously dump it if that’s more your style, and then flush it away. All you need to do to keep your cup clean while on your period, rinse with water or wipe with toilet paper before re-inserting.

Once your period has finished, it’s highly recommended that you boil your cup in water to correctly clean it. In the Fun Factory video, it shows you somebody doing this over the stove in a pot… I’m super lazy, or super-efficient depending how you look at it, and have a dedicated ‘period cup’ which I pour boiling water into from the kettle and let the cup sit in that for around 2-3 minutes before storing it in the antimicrobial bag that comes with the Fun Cup’s. The antimicrobial bag means that you can keep the cup on you at all times in a safe and clean bag, ensuring the cup is ready to be used whenever you need it.

One of my FAVOURITE features of the Fun Cup is that it’s opaque (non-transparent). My JuJu cup is made from a see-through silicone, which after two years is looking a bit… grotesque. The colour is now a sort of dull-yellow, whilst cleaned correctly after every period, the stains still remain. My Fun Cup appears to have never been used, even when I pull it straight out of my vagina. The blood seems to not adhere to the silicone, somehow, like those sprays you use to keep your new shoes clean, when rinsed the blood comes straight off.

On top of being better for your body and better for the environment, Fun Factory also markets the Fun Cup as being a great product for anybody who menstruates, not just cis-gendered women. The Fun Cup’s packaging is non-gendered, and the colours of the cups are also androgynous. But not only that, the Fun Cup allows menstruators to live with their period in an easi-ER fashion.

Making the switch from tampons to a menstrual cup like the Fun Cup, could save 12,768 of your tampons from going into the ocean or into land fill. When you think about how many people globally are menstruating, that’s a lot of tampons, and your small switch to a Fun Cup, can make a big difference to the environment. Overall, I was super happy with the design and ergonomics of the Fun Cup and had no troubles in using the A cup. Whilst I did try to conquer the B cup, the B cup conquered me, granted, it is recommended for use in people who have had children. The Fun Cup is easy to insert, easy to remove and easy to clean and I can say that I have more than happily made the switch from my beloved first menstrual cup. The only downside of a Fun Cup, is that it makes you one of those annoying friends who constantly tries to force their friends and family into purchasing one also.

Author: Chloe is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Gee! Billy Loves To Play With P-Spots.

Billy Loves Prostates

The manufacturer claims that Lelo Billy is:

  “The Most Sophisticated Gentlemen’s G-Spot Massager”

in the world.  I am not sure about that as there are so many prostate massagers out there but it certainly is designed to allow men to stimulate their prostate gland 

the male G-Spot

given men erotic delight.  It is made from 100 percent pure silicone and it feels as soft as velvet.  At the base of the toy there is a ring that is placed there for safety sot that there is no chance you can ‘over insert it into the anus and the handle provide sufficient grip to use the toy comfortably.  There are speed and mode controls in the ABS plastic handle as well allowing you to use this toy exactly to one’s personal taste.

Inside it has a powerful lithium batter that will charge full in two hours and then can be enjoyed for up to four hours of uninterrupted anal play.  It is a comfort to know that no matter how hot and hard the action becomes when fully charged this sex toy for men will not disappoint.  Even there is a whole lot of power that packs a punch the adult toy is surprisingly quiet unlike many other vibrators that are out there.  Good to know when you have visitors over or you are renting a bedroom with other people.

The size of the Lelo billy is 6.9 inches in full length, by 3.9 inches in insertable length by 1.1 inches in maximum width.

lelo prostate massager
Lelo prostate vibrator

The Lelo Package includes:

  • Lelo’s Billy prostate massager
  • Recharger
  • Silky satin bag
  • A sachet of Lelo lubricant
  • Small user manual
  • Warranty card with Lelo Billy ID

When my parcel arrived from my purchase online I was excited to open it.  Once I did though I was a bit underwhelmed by the size of the sex toy and it was much smaller than what I thought it was going to be.  It is my own fault as I did not check the sizes of it prior to purchase however owning a collection of vibrators and adult toys my expectation was quite different.  On the positive side being a prostate massager this definitely is not one that is going to intimidate and is certainly great for someone experimenting with their P-Spot for the very first time.

The tip of the vibrator has a delicate and gentle curve that to be quite honest was so soft and smooth with no friction whatsoever that it made inserting it an absolute dream.  Make sure you use sufficient lubricant though and relax all the same.  After using it myself for the very first time the old adage came to mind that

good things come in small packages

as it is a really lovely toy and the dimensions and shape are perfect to pin-point prostate stimulation’s.

The handle was easy to handle and the ease in which you could click through speeds and modes whilst using was well-thought out.  To me this is one of the most important things as you nor I wish to have to ‘pull out’ in the middle of action.  Nothing smashes the moment more than that.

There are 4 separate choices on the controls, yet it’s truly basic: Press the + catch to turn it on or accelerate, press the – catch to back off and kill, or press the up or down bolts to change vibration modes.  When you make a control choice, the ring around the control cushion lights up – it will also light up whilst charging. I would describe the best modes as being:

  1. Constant
  2. Diverse “Heartbeat” designs
  3. The Wave that like its name ebbs and flows in vibration speed

My favourites benefits of using the Lelo Billy include:

  • Highly luxurious sex toy brand.
  • High quality body safe silicone.
  • Quiet sex toy.
  • Different modes and speed choices.
  • Lelo’s 1 year warranty.
  • After the Lelo’s 1 year warranty, for the next 10 years if the Lelo is damaged according to their terms and condition you get 50% off your next Lelo purchase.

The Lelo Billy is pretty but was not exactly what I expected visually when I first opened it – I had thought it would be a bit bigger. After I at last had an opportunity to kick back with Billy my disposition has changed totally. Billy may be somewhat smaller in size, however that really meets expectations well. The Lelo Billy is really easy to use and add to that the way that it is little and sufficiently smooth that my body doesn’t tend to push it out like with bigger toys I have used.  It stays put until ultimately I cum so it is going to be a prostate massager I am going to continue to us. I didn’t realize I had been searching for a smaller toy to get me off however now I think the Lelo Billy possesses all those necessary qualities.

Instantly Sync Your Sex Drives With We-Vibe

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It’s like a cult following – the We-Vibe Sync, Oh My God! You don’t have one? Well, why not? You NEED one!!

It’s a couple’s vibrator, teaser, and pleasuring U shaped delight!

You want your lover to tease you while they aren’t even near you? Don’t worry We-Vibe has you covered!

Overseas? No worries!

At work? No worries!

In another room? No worries!

Right next to you? Oh my god definitely no worries!

The We-Vibe Sync is marketed as a couple’s sex toy but is easily just as amazing used as a solo toy, so no one will ever be disheartened by this little U shaped delight.

Not only does the We-Vibe Sync make your clitoris and G-spot spring into waves and pulses of delight with its adjustable settings, but it is made to suit almost all body types and shapes with its adjustable fit as well!

A few little specifications about the We-Vibe Sync

  • 2-year warranty
  • Dual stimulation
  • Adjustable fit
  • Body safe silicone: it is made without latex, free from phthalates and BPA.
  • Remote control connected: The remote can change vibration modes as well as the intensity in the moment. Either partner can use the remote and it works up to a distance of 3 meters.
  • Smartphone app connected: The free We-Connect™ app allows you to play and control from anywhere. Vibe to music with beat mode or use touch mode for real-time control at your fingertips.
  • 100% Waterproof: Yes, this means it’s submergible!
  • Rechargeable: Charges in 2 hours, for up to 90 minutes of play.
Specifications of the We-Vibe sync
Image: Features of the We-Vibe sync

It comes in two colour variations unless you get the sensations in Sync pack, which comes in a coral colour.

What’s included

  • Sync couples vibrator
  • Wireless remote control
  • Storage case/charging base
  • USB cable
  • We-Vibe Lube
  • Quick-start user guide

Size

  • Length: 2.95”
  • Height: 1.65”
  • Width: 1.25”

    We-Vibe Sync
    Image: We-Vibe Sync in blue
We-Vibe Sync with package
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How the We-Vibe Sync works

Many people look at this device with the most confused look on their face and trust me, trying to explain how this device works using only words can be hard for some people to actually imagine. So with the use of this diagram I am going to show you how this device works and fitted. Simple isn’t it!

For those using it as a secret vibrator for your lover to control during a night or while at work, etc you can insert the device the same way, or for more control if you are nervous about the device falling out, you can put it in with the larger head inside and the smaller head pressing firmly on the clit, either way will give you waves, pulses and vibrations of delight.

Using the We-Vibe Sync
Image: How to use the We-Vibe Sync

The main issue most people have with this device is the app, the more reviews you read, the more you notice that people either love it with all their being or they hate it! And just to clarify they don’t hate the Sync they hate the app! If you read into the hate reviews they are all because of the app disconnecting during use. Now, I don’t know if it’s because they have connected it wrong or if they haven’t fully followed the instructions completely, but with my trials I did notice a few reasons why the app would disconnect.

This can be fixed by making a few simple changes and if you follow the instructions correctly, you can take full advantage of all the Sync has to offer. One issue I noticed was that laptops, iPads, tablets and other Bluetooth devices can interrupt the connection. That being said if you move them 1-2 meters away at least this considerably decreases the interruptions.

Also something that I thought was fairly self-explanatory others may have not thought of, the Sync must always be in close distance to the device that has the app on it, and you send a link to your loved one for them to control. Which means the primary app device should be on your own device, which then allows you to send a link to your lover to give them the option of controlling but you can also disconnect their control if need be.

The app allows you to have a lot more personal customizations then just using the remote or button on the Sync. You are able to create your own custom playlists choosing your favourite modes, intensities and durations.

Not only can you customize your vibrations you can also video call and text over the app to your lover (aka your pleasure controller) to make it even more personal and intimate.

The We-Connect app features

  • Touch the screen to control the vibrations and build intensity, swipe to change modes and pinch to adjust intensity.
  • Multiple modes
  • Create and customize your own vibes by drawing your own vibe!
  • Make your own playlist of your favourite modes. You can adjust the duration of each vibration and intensity.
  • Your lover can control the We-Vibe from anywhere in the world.
  • You can control each other’s We-Vibe and pass control back and forth.
  • In-app voice, chat and video.
We-connect on the smartphone
Image: We-Connect on the mobile

Now not only is the Sync amazing! It also has two features on the We-connect app that is exclusive just for the Sync!

  • Beat mode: This mode gives the option to vibe to the rhythm of your favourite music, or picks up ambient noises in your surroundings.
  • Touch mode: You have real time custom control over every action. Use the screen to instantly control the vibrations.

For these reasons and so many more the Sync is one of my favourite sex toys in store because it has so many uses and reasons for its existence.

If that doesn’t majorly tempt you into buying a Sync then I’d say you were insane! It is one of the best couples sex toys available.

I am part of the We-Vibe cult are you?

Author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres