We Vibe Chorus Review

Chorus We-vibe
It’s finally here at our Oh Zone Adult Stores!!!! I’ve realised today that I get just as excited for the new We-Vibe if not more than when the new iPhone comes out. If you don’t know about We-Vibe, they are one of the greatest brands in the adult industry. They’ve been around since 2008 and in the 12 years they’ve brought out a great range of different toys for both men and women but of course, their most well known and by far their most popular product is their couples toy.
I say it every time they update this toy and I’ll say it again, thank you for actually listening to your customers! I respect the company a lot just for the fact that every time they bring out the update, they’ve managed to come up with a solution to all the problems that were complained about with the version before.
If you haven’t owned any of the previous models, here’s a bit of info about why this is the best selling couples toy around the world..
For all the cis-hetero couples out there you have 2 ways of using it.
  1. She can insert the larger side of the toy and use the adjustments to clamp the smaller side to her clit and then he has the choice of controlling it with either the we-connect app on his mobile phone or the remote control it comes with. By using the App he has control of the toy from anywhere in the world and he has the ability to create his own vibration patterns for each motor.
  2. You can wear it together during sex by bending the adjustment in the smaller side up so that it is facing towards her g-spot, placing only that side inside of her with his penis underneath it and bending the larger side of the toy onto her clit.
But this toy definitely doesn’t only work for cis-hetero couples. I’ve worn one myself while wearing a harness and dildo. Whilst it works great for me, the clitoral side of the toy also ends up sitting on the back of the dildo which gets that vibrating for her as well. And I’ve used it many times for different out in public date ideas.
Now for the latest and greatest, the Chorus. Here’s a list of all the awesome new features:
  • You have 3 colour choices this time and good luck choosing because they’re all insanely cute with the new glittery look! Baby blue, dark purple and hot pink.
  • The motors have gotten a whole lot better! I love it when companies use rumbly motors instead of the annoying buzzy kind. I was already impressed with the strength of the Sync but I love my strong toys so there’s always room for improvement.
  • The charging case has gotten a lot more discreet which now makes it an awesome storage case. (90 minutes for a full charge with 90 minutes of play)
  • They’ve changed the remote completely and it’s got an insane new feature! Just like a normal remote, you have the buttons for intensity control and for changing up your patterns but it’s the bottom of the remote that gets interesting with the new squeeze control. The bottom feels similar to a stress ball and We-Vibe says they’ve designed it this way with the most human response in mind, so the harder you squeeze the stronger the vibration gets and vice versa.
  • There’s also a new touch-sense feature that responds to your movements when wearing the Chrous with your partner. The sensor is located underneath the We-Vibe logo on the stimulator. You get 3 bonus touch-sense modes that you can play around with when you’re using your toy with the We-Connect App.
  • And finally, after years of frustration, they’ve finally updated the We-Connect app and Bluetooth connectivity! We-Vibe now uses a combination of both Bluetooth 5 and Ankorlink to create the most stable connection between your Chorus and the App. It was a common issue that the older versions of the couples toys would struggle to stay connected to the app through flesh, so this new technology has fixed this massive problem! Make sure to keep your remote close by for the best possible connection.
Just like all the other We-Vibe products the Chorus is made of body-safe silicone, it is 100% waterproof and comes with a 2-year manufacturing warranty. 
 
So if you’re looking for the perfect Valentines gift to give to your partner this year or you want to treat yourself this Valentines Day, you definitely can’t go wrong with this We-Vibe and they’ve conveniently released the toy just in time 😉❤️

Soft By Playful

playfully soft
Soft by playful is a new sex toy range that has just come out. The three new and totally different designs are called desire body wand, cherish rabbit vibe and the seduce vibe. All three come in two bright and colourful colours, pink and purple. The material that they have all been made with is so a soft, gentle and beautiful texture that goes so well with touching your skin. Its by far the softest silicone toys to be played around with. Its a hundred percent one of the best feeling toys i have ever purchased.
Playful have made the items material with medical grade silicone which is the safest type of silicone used with a human body. They advertise as 100% waterproof which is very helpful for cleaning the toys down careful without causing any water damage. These three products also come USB rechargeable so your never having to mess around with batteries which lets be honest that is no fun for anyone.
They come with a two year warranty, so if any mechanical problems occur they can be replaced within this time. The sound is whispering quiet so there is no worrying about anyone else nearby being able to hear you having your fun, also great being discrete from hiding from the kids. If your needing a lube to go along side these toys i would stuck to a water based lubricant as silicone lube can eat away at these toy over time if its not cleaned off the toy properly.
Desire – Body Wand

 
Out of all the wands going about in the adult industry just now this body wand is very small in size, which is great to have sitting in your hand comfortably with its weight. The top part of it is almost shaped like the top of a mushroom. It has a flexible head that mores easily for use around your full body. It has super soft silicone head to be placed onto your skin without rubbing or irritating. The battery life can used up to approximately 80 minutes and recharging times around 70 minutes for full power with is all run from a single motor. It has seven different motions and styles of vibration that can be used and is all controlled by one simple button. Very easy to turn on and off with that button. To turn toy on and off just hold down the button for three seconds and click once each time to move toy onto next vibrating pattern.
Cherish – Rabbit vibe
This rabbits super soft silicone feeling reminds me of the porn hub rabbit but a lot cheaper price tag attached. At the end of the toy it has a ripped tip to add more pleasure. This toy has ten different motions and vibrations to work with. It runs from a dual motor. the way they have designed it is that the toy is very flexible and easy to move around and get in position. The battery life is approximately 90 minutes and recharging time for a full battery is around 120 minutes. If you are a girl that likes clitoris and g-spot stimulation together then this is perfect for you. If your wanting to make the rabbit into a plain wand vibe the you can bend back the rabbit ear attachment. At the bottom it has two buttons to power the toy and they are also the magnets to attach the charging cable to.  To turn off or on simply hold A or B button down for three seconds. Both buttons can be used and pressed to change through vibration modes.
Seduce – Vibe
If your wanting a toy that is just simple and can do the trick, this is your best bet out of three types. Its just plain, smooth and soft the full way. It also runs from a single motor.  Its running battery time is approximately 90 minutes and needs 120 minutes to charge a full battery. It charges and turns on/off etc the exact same way you would work the cherish toy buttons. This toy has ten different vibrations to play around with. Its designed to tease your g spot. The flexible shaft of the toy allows you to bend around and play about with to be able to get toy into the perfect position for pleasure.

I Became An Alpha Masturbator!

In the world of personal masturbators, few products can compare to the Fleshlight. With its streamlined design and functionality, it’s easy to understand how it’s the No. 1 male sex toy in the world.

But a toy that is putting an end to the monopoly is the Apollo Alpha Stroker 1 from leading adult merchandiser California Exotic Novelties.

The following is a review based on by first impressions of this toy. Both positive and negative aspects of what I consider to be a revolutionary toy in a market monopolised by big name brands.

Upon initial inspection, the box is an appealing combination of bright imaging and impressive detail. From the bold silver font to the detailed breakdown of the toys impressive array of functions everything about the box drags you in.

Unlike most packaging for adult toys which are so convoluted and difficult to open they may contain nuclear launch codes instead of the latest vibrator, the Apollo is streamlined and easy to open whilst maintaining cleanliness and product integrity.

What I Liked:

There’s a few things I was a fan of with regards to the Apollo, The fact that’s its rechargeable is a huge plus, with most high quality toys forgoing the need for batteries. Despite the power of the vibrations, which are impressive, the toy itself is whisper quiet, a testament to the quality.

The entry point design is varied among the different models of the Apollo, with either a gender neutral design or a vulva based design that appeases men of all sexual proclivities.

The sleeve is very pliable and easy to remove which at first impression would mean an easier cleaning experience but the design of the sleeve is to promote greater suction which means unlike other masturbators that have a hole at the bottom of the sleeve, this sleeve does not. Which means a complicated inversion of the sleeve is required to clean it.

A major selling point of the Apollo is the customizable tightness. This is achieved by two pressure pads situated on either side of the toy which can be squeezed by the user to create the ideal pressure scenario.

With its streamlined design and ergonomic functionality the Apollo is easy to use, the one push start is very simple and the functions button making it effortless to find your perfect orgasm.

For all of this on offer with all the functionality and vibrational patterns, one of the most impressive things about the Apollo is its affordability. While it still retails at over $150. When you look at what you’re getting for that price. It’s definitely good bang for your buck!!!

Male Sex Toy

Now it’s time to acknowledge the flipside. No toy is perfect and the Apollo is no different. The following are my own personal criticisms on an otherwise fantastic toy.

As previously mentioned, the sleeve design does not allow for easy cleaning like other designs. While this allows for greater suction, I’m sure I’m not the only one that would sacrifice a little suction for greater cleanliness. Especially given the nature of the toy!!!

The texture of the sleeve was a little softer than I was expecting from previous experiences touching ‘faux flesh.’ In my experience the “Fanta-Flesh” range is the most lifelike in terms of suppleness and firmness. The design of the Apollo sleeve is a little soft and squishy for my liking.

My final criticism is the 30 function feature. I’m not sure if I’m lacking the sensitivity to pick up on the minutiae but I struggled to tell the difference with a lot of the vibrational patterns.

However the positives definitely outweigh the negatives in this situation. I would definitely recommend the Apollo Alpha Stroker 1.

 

Matthew is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores.

Just A Perfect Fit!

Buck Angels

Today I will be reviewing the award-winning trans products BUCK-OFF and KISS-X by Perfect Fit and Buck Angel.

Last year Perfect Fit and Buck Angel won the XBIZ specialty product/line of the year award and the outstanding innovation award for their product BUCK-OFF. This year they won the XBIZ LGBT pleasure products company of the year. The Perfect Fit brand has been making products and winning awards since back in 2011. As soon as Perfect Fit figured out that the transmen community had sexual wellness needs that weren’t being addressed by manufacturers they got into contact with one of the most well known and respected transgender icons, Buck Angel. They instantly collaborated to create the Buck Angel Line in 2016. The Buck Angel line so far only consists of 5 products. The buck-off, kiss-x, buck-off/kiss-x attachment, fun boy 6.5′ and fun boy 4.5′ but I’m sure we will see more in the future.

So the reason I wanted to review this product is mostly that I watched an interview with Buck Angel and the CEO of Perfect Fit, Steve Callow. In this interview, they talk about the Buck Angel line and whilst explaining these two products Buck Angel claims that the KISS-X can be used without even actually being on testosterone. I have plenty of male friends who would respect a product like this if it was to actually work, so I got curious and wanted to see if what he said was true and took one for the team and purchased one for myself to put to the test.

Before I get into the review I do want to point out my one negative opinion first so that I can get it over and done with. Now, I’m sure I am talking on the behalf of most of my transmale friends but please explain to me and everyone else why you would go to all this effort to make such a fantastic product for all the right reasons and then shit all over it by putting the words “clitoral stimulator” on the packaging of the KISS-X??? Firstly, you had “FTM stroker” on the packaging of the BUCK-OFF?? You guys have released a second product to cater to the guys that have smaller growth or have just started testosterone and honestly you’ve just made it look like you’re not respecting their bits! I have never met a male who appreciates their parts being referred to as a clitoris… So why would you do it!!!? Gender/body dysphoria is a real thing and I’m sure Buck Angel would relate to that so I’m not quite sure why they thought it was appropriate wording.

Please change the packaging of the KISS-X.

Rant over.

Sex Toy Review
Perfect Fit

BUCK-OFF & KISS-X

The BUCK-OFF and KISS-X are FTM strokers made of Silaskin (a proprietary blend of TPR and silicone). Just like any standard masturbation sleeve, the inside has a different texture to its smooth exterior. There are ridges all through the inside for extra stimulation because let’s be honest, if it was smooth it’d be boring.

Now like I said in my rant above, the KISS-X was designed for guys who have smaller growth or are only fresh on T so obviously it is the smaller product and has a smaller hole to allow for better suction. The BUCK-OFF which is the original product has the bigger hole for the dudes who are pumping or that obviously just naturally have bigger growth.

MY REVIEW

I must say this was a different experience! I’ve only used it once so far and it was pretty damn cool but I do have ideas on how to make it a lot better, that I definitely will share with you at the end.

Buck Angel was not lying when he said people who aren’t on testosterone can use it. If you identify as a female like myself, are interested in having a masculine experience and want to feel like you are jerking off, then this is the toy you want to try. The first few attempts might not be great but once you’ve figured out where to place it so that it’s suctioned on right, then it starts to actually feel quite nice. KISS-X is probably the perfect name for it because when you’re doing it correctly it literally sounds like it’s kissing you.

I recommend placing your fingers in the middle of the toy, just under the tip and moving them up and down in a jerking off motion whilst squeezing the tip at the same time.

^^ just in case I’m not making sense.

These products were purposely designed to look like the top of a penis for the most masculine, visual experience possible.

 

Like I said though, there is an attachment that they have available as well. The attachment makes this toy vibrate! I will be purchasing Perfect Fit one for myself because I love vibrations and I think for me it could make it a lot better. My other recommendations on making it better are.

  • LUBE! (water-based only)
  • Arousal oil
  • Pumping just before use
  • For different textures, you could purchase a Tenga Egg and stick it inside either product.

Get Your Rocks Off With RO-JIRA!

Rocks Off RoJira

Like the vast majority of the Rocks Off products, the Rocks Off RO-JIRA arrives in a brilliant colored box with a clear window, however there is a colored card covering the window on the inside so you cannot see the product inside.  I am assuming this is for retail purposes. The box has a lift up cardboard ‘page’ that gives you easy access to the sex toy that is contained in a molded protective sleeve to ensure your toy does not get damaged in transit.

The RO-JIRA is a sexy looking silicone sex toy that comes in a puce color and is fully waterproof and rechargeable.  The vibrator should always be lubricated during play and it is recommended that this be a water-based one.  To charge it there is a jack in port at the base that is powered by a USB cable.  When charging a red light will display and when fully charged a green light will.  There are 10 vibration modes and to turn it on you have to hold the + button down for 3 seconds and then simply press the button to scroll through the different functions and vibrations.

 

RO-JIRA

This adult toy is perfect for vaginal or clitoral stimulation however due to it’s shape I would not recommend using it for anything anal as the base is slimmer than the tip and you would not want it slipping in.  You can also use it as a massager on other parts of the body.  For men it would be perfect to stimulate the testicles or perineum and even penis during foreplay allowing you to build up his orgasm more.  I liked it on my nipples and breasts.

This vibrator is strong and I am  not joking about this.  Not quite the Hitachi but certainly up there with the strongest I have experienced in the market.  It was so powerful I never took it up to its strongest vibration and it was ample to make me cum easily.  For those that like their stimulation strong you will really enjoy this one.  When I first opened it I did not expect that and in this instance you do not judge to book by its cover.

I found it best for external stimulation and for me it is not really big enough as an insertable.  Perfect for solo masturbation or as a couples sex toy.  You will like it undoubtedly and I give it a 7 out of 10.