Vampire Bites: Love At First Sight

It was a love at first sight sort of thing. Years ago. In the back corner of an adult store in Newtown amongst the leather and the fetish gear there were these leather gloves that called me. My heart leapt into my throat when I touched them, and realised the little barbs that dotted the surface of the palm and fingers. My hair stood on the back of my neck and momentarily I forgot to breathe.

 

Back then, impact play was not an intentional bloodletting sport but rather a happy happenstance when a well timed strike with a dragons tail cut flesh or a cane ran a little deep. But somehow These gloves called to me. Vampire gloves they were called.

 

I was so afraid though, so I left them. But that was then. This is now.

 

Fast forward to when I was staring with anticipation at the newly arrived Vampire Mittens by Pain, the serrated teeth puckering amidst the leather as I ran my hands over them. The only problem was –

I didn’t want mittens.

 

It was a coincidence, fate even that I stumbled upon the matching Paddle in our other store. Slick and glorious leather, stiff and reinforced measuring a total of 43cm in length and 14cm across, I held my breath and inspected the barbs.

 

Tiny rings of metal teeth lined one side of the elegant leather. 48 rings in total. I could practically hear my heart beating in my ears as I swooped in to purchase it. Home time could not come fast enough.

 

I gleefully gave it to my Sir, presenting it like a regal sword. He studied it, tested the little flex the large surface area had, as well as the heft of the handle before running his hand across the teeth. He looked at me. “This is going to destroy you.”

 

I wasn’t sure if it was a question or a statement, a warning or what but I could only smile.

 

“A test then” he declared.

 

The first strike came with such restraint I barely felt the teeth at all. Though the contact of the size of the paddle itself was incredible. Utilising numbers out of 10, we tested the paddle, increasing each impact from what started as a 2 up to a 6.

 

The 6 bit into skin, tiny pinpricks whisking into tender flesh as gleefully anticipated. I checked the marks, tiny little circles already dotting my skin where the blood flow had been stimulated. Nothing had broken the skin still smooth but the distribution of the teeth and the placement of the blows and steady impact had vitalized the flow of blood beneath the skin, raising it to the surface where the teeth had, at these gentle thwacks, pressed into flesh.

 

Turning the paddle over, We navigated the feel of the wide surface unencumbered by teeth. Not holding back anywhere near as much. Sometimes larger surfaces have a tendency of distributing too much of the impact and therefore shirking most of the painful pleasure sensation that is craved.

 

Not the Vampire Paddle.

 

Air whooshed out of me almost immediately. The first hit a solid 7 the second a teetering 8 out of 10.

 

The tiny spheres of pin pricks, my very own vampire bites continued to develop over the next thirty minutes. Deeping in colour and tenderness. As did my smile. Worry not dear reader, a paddle such as this is not anywhere near as scary as you might think. The teeth of the Vampire caress the skin like little love bites, and if you so choose it, is a delicate scratch and kiss whispered up and down the skin. Though this would be better suited to the mittens or the crop. The teeth tease sounds and elicits reactions like none other. The increase in blood flow to precise focal points stimulates and releases endorphins and adrenaline which build on top of arousal. Then if you choose it, the intricate mixture of pain and pleasure with each bite of the Vampire is enough for you to wear the marks with pride for a time afterwards.

 

Bonded:

With impact toys such as these, with teeth and use of bloodletting it is important that they are bonded to that person and that person alone. Blood play is more sacred than fluid bonding. Toys that are blood bound can only belong to that person for safety and hygiene. A good hygiene practice with blood toys is to also sterilise the equipment using alcohol spray or medical grade sanitiser such as Viraclean.

 

Cleaning:

Because Leather is a porous substance, it is important not to saturate the leather with disinfectant chemicals or you risk damaging the leather goods. Instead, if there has been bloodletting, using a clean microfibre cloth soaked in the medical grade cleaner and tweezers, dab the spikes and air dry. Alternatively use a soft toothbrush dipped in the cleaner to gently wash the teeth.

 

The leather may need conditioning over time. Simply use a leather conditioner on the reverse side as per normal. On the teeth side, proceed with caution, using a non toxic leather conditioner either as a spray or with a soft toothbrush.

 

Storage:

Vampire accessories do not really need any special storage with the exception of placing them independently so that they don’t rub, nick, scratch or degrade other toys. It may also serve you to store them in a space that is well labelled or seen so that no one accidentally puts their hand in a box, or bag, or drawer (whichever means you are storing your implements) and get an unsuspecting bite from a Vampire. Mine will be hung with pride in my wardrobe.

 

Aftercare:

As we are potentially playing with blood and may be breaking skin, a different level of aftercare must be observed. Simple first aid must be strictly adhered to. Never push a bottom/submissive past a point that they or their body cannot handle. Reassure the bottom that they have done well and reward them with care, whether it is cuddles, pats, blankets or affection. Treat the wounds. Clean up any exposed cuts and disinfect. Most of the time the wounds will be surface level and will not continue to bleed or require further pressure or bandaging. In this instance as long as the skin is clean it is safe to leave uncovered to heal, especially if in privacy. If at a party it is advised that wounds should be covered to protect the bottom as well as others at the party from cross bodily contact. Carrying ElastoPlast Spray Plaster (better known as a bandage in a can) is a good tool to have on hand for covering large areas of numerous tiny wounds on parts of the body such as bottoms after using Vampire implements.

 

Now all that’s left is to try out the Crop! 😈

 

At your Service,

Tiffany

OhZone Sales Assistant, Educator and Vampire Bitten.

The Sex Rabbit That Changed My View on Vibrators

Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

A week ago now I received a Lovehoney happy rabbit G-spot curve to review, I was so excited as i’ve never had anything like it and being one of the best selling style of dildo’s in Australia I wanted to find out what all the fuss was about.

I could tell I was in for lots of fun, I was aware of the features of this product. It has  2 separate motors which is unusual when it comes to other rabbits, it has 15 x vibration modes (3 x speeds and 9 x patterns in the shaft, 3 x speeds in the ears). That’s a lot of different combinations that i could use and i knew that i was going to have to go through them all! What’s also great about this toy is that It doesn’t have any latex or phthalates, this one is made from a beautiful velvet like silicone. It can be submerged in water and also comes with 1 year warranty.

I love companies that package their toys in such a way that it feels like your unwrapping a present. You know that you’re in for a great toy when the box is nice. Some companies don’t put in a lot of effort when it comes to packaging, but i kind of feel that unwrapping the packaging, opening it up is all part of the experience when it comes to the receiving of your new toy. When you open it up, the first thing that i noticed was the colour! I know some people prefer neutral colours so it’s good that you can buy them in different colours but I was over the moon when I got a bright purple one. The colour was like a velvet royal purple totally my style and the silicone feels so luxurious and smooth to the touch. Other colours are Black & Bright Pink.

 

Happy Rabbit Packaging for Classy Adult Toys
The Packaging of the Happy Rabbit is simply stunning

I asked myself before inserting it, “Is this too big”? (just because of the actual length I wasn’t sure exactly how far it would go in and was unaware of the dimensions at the time) Also unsure of what my preference was and knowing that I’ve never actually had sex with someone that big lengthwise. To my surprise it felt so realistic obviously not with the vibrations but in terms of the comfortability. I didn’t feel uneasy AND I didn’t need to adjust it, just fit perfectly with my G-spot without having to manually curve anything. I started playing around with the different speeds and programmes but I could always feel this deep rumble almost as if it was pulsating inside AMAZING! and I couldn’t hear a thing, it’s definitely the quietest toy I have.

I’m really not much of a pattern person and I actually never used the patterns with my previous toys however with this rabbit I enjoyed 8/9 of the shaft patterns and actually got off and that’s because it still maintained the strength in the vibrations and doesn’t seem to compromise on the power of the pulsation.

The Rabbit Ears! Goddamn. It’s a very interesting sensation having your inside and clit simultaneously stimulated. The ears are thick which I prefer because I could just imagine having smaller ones that wouldn’t be strong enough to create the proper deep vibrations that drive us women crazy. They are also quite flexible so I could adjust them to where it feels best for me.

If I was going to say two negative things about the product it would be the handle, I just think its not super comfortable to hold, the base is circular and the Circumference is 4.75 inches which makes it hard for me to have a really good grip only because i have smallish hands but in saying that you could also keep it upright and use it that way which i only just realized when i was writing this.. The second would be that your partner might get jealous.

I’m being picky too this is for sure my favourite dildo.

 

Beautiful Purple Rabbit Vibrator
The Happy Rabbit Unboxed

With everything i’ve said I would also recommend reading the instructions before using it just to understand how to correctly use the buttons to get the full experience. I was just keen to get into it but had a semi hard time figuring out which button does what so always take a few minutes to briefly read the little booklet.

Product Design

* Base diameter: 2 inches

* Base type: Flat

* Circumference: 4.75 inches

* Insertable Length: 5.5 inches

* Length: 10 inches

* Controller Type: Built in – push button

* Power Type: Rechargeable

* Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns

* Contains latex: No

* Contains phthalates: No

* Flexibility: Flexible

* Material: Silicone

* Waterproof: Submersible

Overall, I never thought I’d be so impressed with this toy. It outdid my expectations and it’s great for solo use, I am one very happy women with an operational and versatile orgasm machine for life! I wish this was my first toy instead of investing in lifeless dildos

The Ultimate Pulse In Your Pocket!

The pocket pulse would have to be the perfect product for any guy looking to add a little bit more to their masturbation but are unable to use a masturbation cup due to a restricted foreskin ( a foreskin with minimal movement)  coming from somebody who has a restricted foreskin I feel that it is perfect for me to explain why I enjoy the toy so much 😊

Firstly – The pocket pulse has 2 greatly sized motors in it with incredible vibration patterns. 100 percent waterproof for all your showering pleasures. Known as the [powerful guybrator the pocket pulse can be use flaccid or erect

Packaged amazingly with a classy rose gold box this product certainly stands out, created by hot octopus in Great Britain this product not only feels amazing you can also see the quality and time put in just from a glance of the packaging.

Made from skin-safe silicone, does not contain phthalates or latex. The pocked pulse is only to be used with water based lubricants just like all other silicon toys, inside the packaging you will find your pocket pulse with a charging chord you will also see a beautiful silk travel bag with an information booklet to help you understand the amazing features of your new toy 😊

Holding down the plus sign on the toy for 3 seconds will turn your pocket pulse on and holding down the – ( negative ) sign will turn the pocket pulse off, there are 7 vibration speed to assure you wont be bored.

Before using your pocket pulse you must charge it for 4 hours then charge your pocket pulse after each use to ensure its ready to go when you are 😊

One of the main reasons why I love this toy so much is because having a restricted foreskin I cannot move my foreskin back or forward so when it comes to masturbation time I slight vibration or pressure to the head of the penis is where the most sensitive parts are, once the pocket pulse is in place wrapped around your shaft you can squeeze it to add pressure to the head of your penis and this gives an amazing stimulation feeling. One of the motors in the pocket pulse has a small shutter to it and the other motor runs a constant vibe, feeling them both work together does wonders.

I’m happy to say that this toy is great for all guys unlike some of the masturbation cups that are specifically designed to retract the foreskin which myself and other guys with the same problem may find difficult to use.

The pocket pulse is perfect for partner play it can also be used to your imagination, with a remote available for purchase my partner really got the most out of this toy.

 

hot octopuss

A short true story I would like to share: –

I woke up one morning and was ordered to put on my chastity cage, I immediately tried to get out of it but my partner already had plans in order and there was no backing out of this game .  once the chastity cage was applied she told me to go and get dressed for a day of shopping in the city.

After about half an hour of getting ready we were off, 15 minutes into our trip my partner began to act very cheeky and was trying to get me as excited as possible won our way , by the time we arrived into the city I was regretting putting it on she had teased me so much in the car that it hurts to stand up, she then quickly rushed me out of the car we arrive at the first store my partner wanted to look at, she begins to tease me by trying on some of the sexist outfits I have ever seen I beg her to let me out of chastity she just laughs and says “ stop your winging we’ve only just begun “ after purchasing a few outfits we head towards another store but before we walk in she tells me to go to the bathroom and put this over my chastity “ she throws the pocket pulse at me “

I rush to the bathroom dressed the toy over my chastity cage, after I meet back with my partner we head towards a shoe shop, thinking about my foot fetish I knew I was doomed, she sits on the chair and points at a few pairs of shoes on the wall ‘ don’t just stand there idiot get them for me” she says to me in front of everyone, she then begins to take her shoes off and points the ground in front of her, she orders me to get on my knees to apply the new shoes they fit perfectly.  walking back and forth past me like a runway model to see how they fit I was speechless, she then pulls out a remote and begins to press a button I feel a slight vibration on my chastity device she begins to increase the vibrations, she can tell I’m trying to keep my face strait, she laughs and whispers in my ear, be strong baby you don’t want a wet patch on your pants do you?’ looking at her with a smirk I knew I was screwed.

 

Mitch!!

Are We Able To Stop This UPRIZE?

Large dildos

PEOPLE THE UPRIZE IS A MONTH AWAY FROM BEING AVAILABLE AND I’M WAY BEYOND TOO EXCITED TO WAIT TO TALK ABOUT!

This review is brought to you by a big dyke that hated dildos before working in an adult shop, but now has seen the light and owns too many to count. The first year of me working for Oh Zone I was only purchasing the dildos that looked the least like a penis as possible. Two years later and the majority of my collection now looks as lifelike as possible. Over the past two years, I have discovered a lot about myself and the things I am into when it comes to sex. I still haven’t worked it all out and there is still a lot of confusion that I have when it comes to my gender, but right now I am beyond happy to be a woman in 2018 with a product that is about to be released that gives me the option of having a penis that erects! Yes you read that correctly, the dildo erects and my big gay heart is exploding with joy because I finally get to experience having a proper hard-on!

This is the first erecting dildo so there definitely are some imperfections that I will talk about but first I am going to boast about all the great things that made me want to talk about it straight away.

The Uprize is a high-grade silicone, rechargeable dildo that can either be controlled via the two buttons on the side of the toy or with the wireless remote that it comes with. Silicone toys can not be used with silicone lubricant as it destorys the material. Make sure to purchase yourself some good quality, water-based lubricant if you do not already own some to use with the Uprize.

It has a suction base for solo play but it is also harness compatible for partner play. Love Honey has released an Uprize Harness that you can purchase separately but I have not seen it yet so I can’t give you a review on that aspect.

This awesome product doesn’t just erect, it also vibrates and there are 10 different vibration modes to choose from. When using the wireless remote, to make the dildo go from flacid to hard it only takes one click of the middle button. The other two buttons will allow you to control your vibration functions.

So far there will be two sizes available, a 6 inch and an 8 inch. You will also be able to purchase either of these sizes in three different colors, purple, black and nude.

The Uprize is 100% waterproof for some bathroom fun and I am pretty damn excited about that! Not quite sure how well it works for everyone else but being a lesbian and attempting to have sex in the shower is a very big struggle. I love it but it usually just ends in cramps some good laughs. Thinking about it now I’ve never tried using a strap on in the shower but this toy now makes me want to give it a shot. Waterproof also means it is super easy to keep clean! Toy cleaner and some warm water is the best way to keep your toys clean.

Flexible Dildo
Moving Dildo

As I said before there are some imperfections, but this is just my opinion so these may not be imperfections for you. The motor could be a lot quieter, as soon as you go past the first vibration setting it does get quite loud. When I squeezed the toy it didn’t sound as loud though so I’d recommend inserting it first before turning on vibrations if you live with people. Also, when it erects it isn’t super loud, but there is a noise that sounds like a plane taking off when it moves. For me, I want the most realistic experience and that is something that would put me off a bit.

It is quite heavy so I’m not sure how great it is going to be with certain harnesses. I’d probably recommend getting a harness with thicker straps and that has both waist and leg straps for extra support.

It could also definitely be a bit more realistic but like I said before, I know it is the first of its kind so I am sure they will only get better with time.

WARNING

This product is way too chunky to be used as a packer unless you are into having a super huge bulge, if that is the case then you should definitely go for it! I will warn you now though, I would not try making the toy go hard underneath pants or underwear as you may end up breaking the motor and this is not covered by warranty.

The Uprize comes with a 1-year manufacturing warranty.

Elliana is a consultant at the oh zone adult stores.

Win A Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe – Valued $299

Georgiana Vibrator

Adultsmart has teamed up with Coco de Mer to bring to you this latest giveaway. Win the aware winning Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe valued at $299! This exclusive sex toy which was featured in the Fifty Shades Freed movie is only available in a select few adult stores in Australia but you could win one of your very own if you enter this competition.

What’s prizes are up for grabs?

1 x Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

1 x leather travel and storage case for discretion and hygiene

1 x USB cable for convenient charging

Coco De Mer Competition
Sex Toy Giveaway

How do I enter the competition?

Simply place a comment with a valid email address at the comment box at the footer of this page OR –

REMEMBER – Each action, like and share counts as 1 entry into the competition for your chance to BE A WINNER!!!! Enter each platform to increase your chances.

Other ways to enter the competition

Sex toy competition Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator
Image: Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Follow us on Instagram, like this post and tag a friend to #win a Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator valued at $299. Competition open worldwide. For more ways to enter the #competition visit Adultsmart’s blog. #cocodemer #gspot #vibrator #gspotvibrator #sextoy #free #freebie #giveaway #sweepstake #sweepstakes

A post shared by Adultsmart (@adultsmart) on

Who can enter the competition?

You must be over 18 years of age to enter. The competition is open to people worldwide.

When does the competition begin?

The competition begins on the 1st of September, 2018

When does the competition close?

Entries close on the 3rd of October and the draw will be conducted on the 2nd of October. The winner will be contacted via email to arrange delivery.

About the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Beauty, arouse and awaken to boundless love affairs and know only perfect bliss.

Georgiana makes ecstasy into an art form. This beautiful addition to the Coco de Mer Pleasure Collection has been carefully crafted to deliver as much pleasure as possible, the delicately curved form carrying you to new height of delight.

Intense vibrations pulsate through to the perfectly poised tip, applying rapturous sensation to the most intimate pleasure spots. An ideal toy for those exploring themselves, the precise tip on Georgiana makes it perfect for G-spot stimulation.

Georgiana has five vibration patterns for you to discover and explore. Each can be controlled in intensity, allowing you to experiment endlessly to your heart’s content. Start slowly to build anticipation, then build up the intensity for a truly satisfying climax. During play, apply water-based lubricant to Georgiana for the best effect.

Totally waterproof, Georgiana is an excellent companion in the bath or the shower. Presented in a rich, cocoa coloured travel and storage case, with a USB cable for convenient charging – simply unscrew the base and plug it in. For extra discretion, Georgiana features a travel lock so you can rest assured no one will find out your naughty secret packed away.

Beautifully packaged with portaiture of Georgiana Cavendish, duchess of Devonshire, this toy is immaculately presented and makes for an excellent gift. A pioneer of female independence, political involvement and empowerment in an age before the suffrage movement, her legacy inspired Coco de Mer to name this pleasure object in homage to one of history’s great lovers.

  • Base type: Handle
  • Circumference: 4.25 inches
  • Insertable Length: 6 inches
  • Length: 9 inches

Material of the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

  • Contains latex: No
  • Contains phthalates: No
  • Flexibility: Rigid
  • Material: Silicone
  • Waterproof: Submersible

Features of the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe

  • Coco de Mer waterproof G-spot vibrator for internal stimulation
  • Graduated multispeeds and 5 patterns for enjoyment to suit you
  • 60 minute charge time offers 90 minutes of play time
  • Curved tip for arousal-inducing G-spot stimulation
  • USB charger, travel lock function and leather travel case

Read the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe Sex Toy Review!