Are We Able To Stop This UPRIZE?

Large dildos

PEOPLE THE UPRIZE IS A MONTH AWAY FROM BEING AVAILABLE AND I’M WAY BEYOND TOO EXCITED TO WAIT TO TALK ABOUT!

This review is brought to you by a big dyke that hated dildos before working in an adult shop, but now has seen the light and owns too many to count. The first year of me working for Oh Zone I was only purchasing the dildos that looked the least like a penis as possible. Two years later and the majority of my collection now looks as lifelike as possible. Over the past two years, I have discovered a lot about myself and the things I am into when it comes to sex. I still haven’t worked it all out and there is still a lot of confusion that I have when it comes to my gender, but right now I am beyond happy to be a woman in 2018 with a product that is about to be released that gives me the option of having a penis that erects! Yes you read that correctly, the dildo erects and my big gay heart is exploding with joy because I finally get to experience having a proper hard-on!

This is the first erecting dildo so there definitely are some imperfections that I will talk about but first I am going to boast about all the great things that made me want to talk about it straight away.

The Uprize is a high-grade silicone, rechargeable dildo that can either be controlled via the two buttons on the side of the toy or with the wireless remote that it comes with. Silicone toys can not be used with silicone lubricant as it destorys the material. Make sure to purchase yourself some good quality, water-based lubricant if you do not already own some to use with the Uprize.

It has a suction base for solo play but it is also harness compatible for partner play. Love Honey has released an Uprize Harness that you can purchase separately but I have not seen it yet so I can’t give you a review on that aspect.

This awesome product doesn’t just erect, it also vibrates and there are 10 different vibration modes to choose from. When using the wireless remote, to make the dildo go from flacid to hard it only takes one click of the middle button. The other two buttons will allow you to control your vibration functions.

So far there will be two sizes available, a 6 inch and an 8 inch. You will also be able to purchase either of these sizes in three different colors, purple, black and nude.

The Uprize is 100% waterproof for some bathroom fun and I am pretty damn excited about that! Not quite sure how well it works for everyone else but being a lesbian and attempting to have sex in the shower is a very big struggle. I love it but it usually just ends in cramps some good laughs. Thinking about it now I’ve never tried using a strap on in the shower but this toy now makes me want to give it a shot. Waterproof also means it is super easy to keep clean! Toy cleaner and some warm water is the best way to keep your toys clean.

Flexible Dildo
Moving Dildo

As I said before there are some imperfections, but this is just my opinion so these may not be imperfections for you. The motor could be a lot quieter, as soon as you go past the first vibration setting it does get quite loud. When I squeezed the toy it didn’t sound as loud though so I’d recommend inserting it first before turning on vibrations if you live with people. Also, when it erects it isn’t super loud, but there is a noise that sounds like a plane taking off when it moves. For me, I want the most realistic experience and that is something that would put me off a bit.

It is quite heavy so I’m not sure how great it is going to be with certain harnesses. I’d probably recommend getting a harness with thicker straps and that has both waist and leg straps for extra support.

It could also definitely be a bit more realistic but like I said before, I know it is the first of its kind so I am sure they will only get better with time.

WARNING

This product is way too chunky to be used as a packer unless you are into having a super huge bulge, if that is the case then you should definitely go for it! I will warn you now though, I would not try making the toy go hard underneath pants or underwear as you may end up breaking the motor and this is not covered by warranty.

The Uprize comes with a 1-year manufacturing warranty.

Elliana is a consultant at the oh zone adult stores.

Elliana has been working in the Oh Zone stores for the past 2 and a half years now. During this time she has discovered a lot about herself through the different adult products that she has experimented with. Elliana likes to write reviews on the good quality products that she has either purchased for herself or has her eyes on in the stores and she isn’t afraid to tell you if she thinks a toy or a companies ethics are rubbish. She also openly came out as a lesbian at the age of 14 and loves to talk about all the great LGBTQIA events that she has been to in Sydney.

Win A Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe – Valued $299

Georgiana Vibrator

Adultsmart has teamed up with Coco de Mer to bring to you this latest giveaway. Win the aware winning Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe valued at $299! This exclusive sex toy which was featured in the Fifty Shades Freed movie is only available in a select few adult stores in Australia but you could win one of your very own if you enter this competition.

What’s prizes are up for grabs?

1 x Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

1 x leather travel and storage case for discretion and hygiene

1 x USB cable for convenient charging

Coco De Mer Competition
Sex Toy Giveaway

How do I enter the competition?

Simply place a comment with a valid email address at the comment box at the footer of this page OR –

REMEMBER – Each action, like and share counts as 1 entry into the competition for your chance to BE A WINNER!!!! Enter each platform to increase your chances.

Other ways to enter the competition

Sex toy competition Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator
Image: Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Who can enter the competition?

You must be over 18 years of age to enter. The competition is open to people worldwide.

When does the competition begin?

The competition begins on the 1st of September, 2018

When does the competition close?

Entries close on the 3rd of October and the draw will be conducted on the 2nd of October. The winner will be contacted via email to arrange delivery.

About the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Beauty, arouse and awaken to boundless love affairs and know only perfect bliss.

Georgiana makes ecstasy into an art form. This beautiful addition to the Coco de Mer Pleasure Collection has been carefully crafted to deliver as much pleasure as possible, the delicately curved form carrying you to new height of delight.

Intense vibrations pulsate through to the perfectly poised tip, applying rapturous sensation to the most intimate pleasure spots. An ideal toy for those exploring themselves, the precise tip on Georgiana makes it perfect for G-spot stimulation.

Georgiana has five vibration patterns for you to discover and explore. Each can be controlled in intensity, allowing you to experiment endlessly to your heart’s content. Start slowly to build anticipation, then build up the intensity for a truly satisfying climax. During play, apply water-based lubricant to Georgiana for the best effect.

Totally waterproof, Georgiana is an excellent companion in the bath or the shower. Presented in a rich, cocoa coloured travel and storage case, with a USB cable for convenient charging – simply unscrew the base and plug it in. For extra discretion, Georgiana features a travel lock so you can rest assured no one will find out your naughty secret packed away.

Beautifully packaged with portaiture of Georgiana Cavendish, duchess of Devonshire, this toy is immaculately presented and makes for an excellent gift. A pioneer of female independence, political involvement and empowerment in an age before the suffrage movement, her legacy inspired Coco de Mer to name this pleasure object in homage to one of history’s great lovers.

  • Base type: Handle
  • Circumference: 4.25 inches
  • Insertable Length: 6 inches
  • Length: 9 inches

Material of the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

  • Contains latex: No
  • Contains phthalates: No
  • Flexibility: Rigid
  • Material: Silicone
  • Waterproof: Submersible

Features of the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe

  • Coco de Mer waterproof G-spot vibrator for internal stimulation
  • Graduated multispeeds and 5 patterns for enjoyment to suit you
  • 60 minute charge time offers 90 minutes of play time
  • Curved tip for arousal-inducing G-spot stimulation
  • USB charger, travel lock function and leather travel case

Read the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe Sex Toy Review!

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

ZOOM, ZOOM, Zumio!

Zumio Sex Toy Review
Oh, my goodness me  Well, first of all i will start off by saying I  am so lucky to work in a shop that gives me the privilege of testing out some delightful adult toys.
To me, on  first opinions, I have to say,  it looked a little bit  like a cheap pen that my little 7-year-old girl would find and bring home. As it happened ….she actually did! She thought she could floss her teeth with it !!! ARRRGGGHHH!…. Thankfully she didn’t!
Now, this strange looking toy apparently won an award for the best new product at the Adultex Trade expo. I thought to myself, What is this Adutlex Expedition you speak of? It sounds like nonsense, I googled it and sure enough it is a bonefide respected organisation. More reliably  though, I then  also  heard from some of my fellow  staff members that this was a toy to be revered and respected  and  that it  was actually amazing! One  was a member of staff who is an absolute aficionado of sex toys. I take her opinions very seriously,  So, I thought to my self I will give this little tinker a try.
Zumio Sex Toy
Zumio Clit Vibe
The night drew in, the sun was setting and  the kids were snoring, and I found my self reaching for the small  odd purple device. I had zero expectations going on appearances. Zero! (never judge a book by its cover). All of sudden, as if by magic, that silly looking pen like device found its way to my clit!
 I wish I could tell you it was all spasms, and rainbows , unicorns and orgasms, but no ,sadly  it wasn’t. Now …If you like ridiculously intense very focused vibrations , you are going to probably laugh and squeal out loud and praise God for who ever created this.  I, on the other hand prefer something a little  bit less intense.
But then something magical happened, I manouvered its little purple swirling, twirling, whilning head gently below my clitoris to the base of my labia. That little often underused and under appreciated  area between the  bottom and vagina, and hey presto! I came! The intensity makes the vibrations travel over the whole area.
There are 8 settings on the Zumio, and I would definitely recommend starting on the lowest and working your way up, it is , however incredibly easy to use The buttons on the toy are great.  there are only three.I hate faffing around with a zillion different options.  One is the on and off button and the other two simply change the intensity up and down. I have had a customer say that she didn’t like the placing of them and found that they were not positioned where you naturally grasp the toy, I  didn’t find that to be a problem at all.

The toy is made from ABS plastic and there vis a silicone coating on the handle and as with almost ball the toys we sell in Ohzone is completely safe and free of nasty Phalates. If you care to look on the Zumio website in the question and answer section, it even turns out the toy is made using recyclable, carbon neutral materials! How about that!. It lasts about 4 hours once it is fully charged. I have to say though, ! defy anyone to use this toy for 4 hours before they cum, This isn’t as versatile as some other toys are, I tried it on mine and my partners nipples but it was a  bit too concentrated and intense. He, said though,  like me liked the sensations on his perineum. I tried to stick it up his bum but there when you apply too much pressure Zumio stops working.
I tried it to finger fuck myself with and having had 3 kids  found that It could be used for that purpose too . My vagina was a bit more forgiving than my partners bum!  I am one of the 70% of women who only really cum clitorally though. If you are one of the lucky other 30 % you would probably love it for that purpose too.I even managed to insert it whilst my partner was having sex with me and that was very nice.
Quite honestly this is a great toy for external use and perhaps most impressively for me, truly innovative. That is not something we often get to see in this industry these days. I think the only reason some people might not  enjoy it would be if they only like gentle direct clitoral stimulation or only enjoy squishy soft toys. Pop some good quality lube on the end, like Superslyde, and you are all set to go.
I highly recommend it!
Alexis is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores!
Zumio wins best female product of 2018 at Adultex –
“We are thrilled to receive this award, it confirms our female design team has truly hit the mark in developing a revolutionary new clitorial stimulation experience that women love”, said Veronica Farmer, Chief Experience Officer, Zumio.

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Feel Nu And Sensuelle With Homme Ace!

Ace of Spades

Nu Sensuelle by Novel Creations is a brand that was started back in 2009 by Barry Brinberg and his wife Thao. They moved from Canada down to Australia to start up an Adult Toy brand that ended up on the shelves in stores all around the world by 2010. After only being on the US market for 3 months they proved that their products were as great as they looked by winning the XBIZ ‘Powered’ product of the year for the Sensuelle Impulse. Nu has a great range of products for everybody, from cockrings, butt plugs, clitoral vibes, g-spot vibes and more.

As a sales assistant in the Oh Zone stores, Nu Sensuelle to me has always been that go to brand if someone can’t quite afford the luxury brands eg. Lelo, Fun Factory, We-Vibe, Coco De Mer etc, but still want an upgrade from their battery operated toys. As soon as I’ve placed a Nu product in a customer’s hands to feel the motors they are usually blown away by how strong they are and go for it straight away. I also have a few products of theirs myself and I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed.

Here is a list of all the great things this brand has to offer!

  • All Nu Sensuelle products are under $100 – AFORDABLE!
  • Rechargeable – No more stealing batteries from the tv remote!
  • Strong motors with multiple speeds and patterns to chose from
  • 100% waterproof/submersible
  • Made with high-grade silicone and Phthalate free
  • Storage bags are always included
  • All products come with a 1-year warranty

 

Now, before I tell you about the two new and fantastic products Aimii and Ace let me just have a quick unhappy rant about the fact that they are the exact same product in two different types of packaging and colors for both men and woman. I’m not blaming the brand because honestly, it is smart marketing for our unfortunate close-minded society. It is 2018 god damn it! A company should not have to go through the efforts of creating two boxes because someone is unhappy with it not saying

“for men or for a woman.”

Here are two different examples of what I mean by this. I had a customer come into the store for nipple clamps one day and I showed him a few options, one being a box with a male torso on it. He then turned to me and said: “No, I want nipple clamps for women….” SERIOUSLY??????

Another example which has happened multiple times over the 2 years I have worked here would be when 2 men come into the store to purchase a dildo as a funny gift they will felt the need to inform me….. Before walking over to the dildo wall and letting me know that they are in fact not gay or a couple. (I’ve never had this happen when 2 women have come in looking for a vibrator). It is pretty clear that I am a lesbian so they are either trying to make a sly homophobic comment or they honestly feel like they are going to be judged which I would never do.  Perhpas they are trying to make themselves feel better because they have huge male egos and think “I can’t have something in my butt because that would be gay.” (Can not tell you how many times I have heard this comment).

The sad thing is even if they had just put on the one package “G-spot and/or Prostate Massager” some men and woman still probably wouldn’t be happy with it… I could go on and on forever about this but I won’t. Rant over.

G-Spot Massager
P-Spot Massager

Aimii and Ace

Nu have recently started to bring out products that are flexible and let me just say they are doing an amazing job at it. The difference though with these 2 compared to the rest is that instead of just having one motor Aimii and Ace have two! Not buzzy but super rumbly and powerful! They both have 5 speeds and 10 patterns to choose from. Both thin and long with a nice solid curve at the end to hit either the g-spot or prostate. Everyone who speaks to me about toys knows that I am a massive fan of high-grade silicone, not only for the body safe aspects but because they are really nice to touch! Because these products are made of silicone you must not use any silicone lubricant with them unless you want to destroy the material. Also, if you are purchasing the product to share with a partner make sure to grab some trusty toy cleaner, I recommend wet stuff because it is anti bacterial and anti fungal.

FUN FACT:

If a male massages his prostate he is decreasing his chances of having prostate cancer.

Ace only comes in the color black and Aimii comes in both pink and purple. Both are completely submersible into the water for all of you who like a little fun in the bath or shower.

If you are to come into any of our 3 Adult Lifestyle stores make sure to ask one of our friendly staff members to show you the tester of these amazing products so you can have a feel of how impressive these products actually are!

Be safe and enjoy ❤

About the author:  Elliana is a consultant at the Adult Lifestyle Centers.

Elliana has been working in the Oh Zone stores for the past 2 and a half years now. During this time she has discovered a lot about herself through the different adult products that she has experimented with. Elliana likes to write reviews on the good quality products that she has either purchased for herself or has her eyes on in the stores and she isn’t afraid to tell you if she thinks a toy or a companies ethics are rubbish. She also openly came out as a lesbian at the age of 14 and loves to talk about all the great LGBTQIA events that she has been to in Sydney.

Releasing Hot Passion With Katrina

Prostate Massager By Sweetoy

I was introduced to this next sex toy with very few details. I was handed a beautiful light grey tone bag, and told to “Have fun with Sweetoys new Prostate Massager”, I was excited, to say the least. Katrina was provided for review by our friends at Dongguan Sweetoy Co Ltd which is a brand that is made by the manufacturing company Wang Shing Sex Toys Co Ltd. You won’t be disappointed in any products from Sweetoys. This was not going to be my first Sweetoy, but this one was new and different!

What’s In A Name?

I waited till I got home to open and inspect it thoroughly. Upon inspection I was in awe over this beautiful Prostate Massager, a remote was also included “exciting” says my partner glancing at the new sex toy. The bag also contained a small pictographic manual, nothing with a name? Hrmm? What am I supposed to call my new friend? I like to know the names of whom I’m getting intimate with. I searched the sex toy itself. Re looked through the Pictographic manual, it just explained the odd looking forked end to its Massager. I had already guessed how the soft Bident end of the base to this massager worked. It’s a two tine fork almost that runs along the base of this Sweetoy. It’s actually pretty genius; each of the soft silicone ends add the most tantalising sensations to the perineum and scrotum. You simply slide the scrotum in-between the easily spread forked end and let yourself enjoy the incredible sensations this sex toy provides. I could go on about the fun to be had with this sex toy, but I needed to know its name.

I had to email the big bosses to see if someone could offer me an introduction to this sex toy. I had found out that Sweetoys had just recently updated their packaging to display the product’s name in rose gold letters clearly on the front with a classically beautiful black box. The Prostate Massager is carefully placed inside the box in a tray and it also includes a flannelette bag so you can store the sex toy safely away. But to be honest, I was slightly disappointed with the name it was given. This Prostate Massager was called “Katrina”, yes Katrina? It just didn’t make sense, why this name, isn’t Katrina the loudest girl at every party?

I have always enjoyed the names that Sweetoys have come up with in the past. I don’t know why I questioned this one so much, but it did. I started looking into the meanings and origins of the name Katrina. After a little digging, it is a really fitting name for this particular sex toy, perhaps a bit deep but fitting.

Katrina By Baile Sex Toys
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The Features Of Katrina

Katrina is a German name, the fact it is German speaks about this Prostate Massager’s perfect design. From its smooth seamless silicon body to the shape and form it takes with the body during use. Katrina offers approx 3.5 inches of insert-able vibrating pleasure, the ridges along the insertable shaft are ensuring your prostate a good time.

Katrina is said to experience extremes in fortune and spirituality. Fortune hits right on the money. When you first look at Katrina the sleek black silicone is paired with rose gold accents. Yes, you read that right, rose gold accents, this sex toy is next to Tiffany Show Room ready. Even as a man the rose gold and black combo is truly eye catching. It will make any user feel special.

The name Katrina is said to be intuitive, idealistic and versatile, and Katrina the PM is all of those things indeed. Katrina is said to understand the laws of harmony and has a desire for balance. When you insert this sex toy, it’s like a key. Fitting exactly where it’s supposed to. The design and shape of this sex toy ensure your personal pleasure zones are not only engaged but experiencing the real pleasure. The vibration settings take the user on a journey to places of pleasure they might be unfamiliar with, but with this PM they are sure to enjoy it and even want to come back again and again.

Katrina is said to feel incomplete without a someone to share with. Just like the name the PM plays so well with a partner. The remote for one, it’s a great sex toy to hand your partner, giving them total control of the sex toy’s vibrations.

I had no place to question the name sake of this wonderful Prostate Massage Tool. Katrina fits in every way. My partner and I will both have to get comfortable when we invite Katrina into our bed.

Where To Find Katrina

Katrina has not made her debut into the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres yet, I was very lucky to get a sneak preview. But Katrina is a must for anyone and any couple who incorporate a little anal play into their fun. The remote really adds a fun dynamic for you and your partner.

Keep your eyes open on the Adultsmart website for the availability of the Katrina Prostate Massager from Sweetoy, you don’t want to miss it!

Author: KrizPatrick BA(Hon) Psychology- Human Sexuality

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Patrick Kriz has a Bachelor Degree (Honours) in Psychology – Human Sexuality. Patrick is a wonderful man that has a wealth of knowledge and is happy to share this with those around him. He is articulate, educated and the provider or interesting and educational writings.

Having been a regular contributor to this blog for the past couple of months he has consented to add his profile to our ever expanding list of bloggers that provide us with the great content provided to you. We thank all our contributors and authors and a special thanks to Patrick whom we deem to be an expert on all things relating to sexual wellness and adult lifestyle with quality writings. Be sure to follow Patrick on Instagram.