The Sex Rabbit That Changed My View on Vibrators

Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

A week ago now I received a Lovehoney happy rabbit G-spot curve to review, I was so excited as i’ve never had anything like it and being one of the best selling style of dildo’s in Australia I wanted to find out what all the fuss was about.

I could tell I was in for lots of fun, I was aware of the features of this product. It has  2 separate motors which is unusual when it comes to other rabbits, it has 15 x vibration modes (3 x speeds and 9 x patterns in the shaft, 3 x speeds in the ears). That’s a lot of different combinations that i could use and i knew that i was going to have to go through them all! What’s also great about this toy is that It doesn’t have any latex or phthalates, this one is made from a beautiful velvet like silicone. It can be submerged in water and also comes with 1 year warranty.

I love companies that package their toys in such a way that it feels like your unwrapping a present. You know that you’re in for a great toy when the box is nice. Some companies don’t put in a lot of effort when it comes to packaging, but i kind of feel that unwrapping the packaging, opening it up is all part of the experience when it comes to the receiving of your new toy. When you open it up, the first thing that i noticed was the colour! I know some people prefer neutral colours so it’s good that you can buy them in different colours but I was over the moon when I got a bright purple one. The colour was like a velvet royal purple totally my style and the silicone feels so luxurious and smooth to the touch. Other colours are Black & Bright Pink.

 

Happy Rabbit Packaging for Classy Adult Toys
The Packaging of the Happy Rabbit is simply stunning

I asked myself before inserting it, “Is this too big”? (just because of the actual length I wasn’t sure exactly how far it would go in and was unaware of the dimensions at the time) Also unsure of what my preference was and knowing that I’ve never actually had sex with someone that big lengthwise. To my surprise it felt so realistic obviously not with the vibrations but in terms of the comfortability. I didn’t feel uneasy AND I didn’t need to adjust it, just fit perfectly with my G-spot without having to manually curve anything. I started playing around with the different speeds and programmes but I could always feel this deep rumble almost as if it was pulsating inside AMAZING! and I couldn’t hear a thing, it’s definitely the quietest toy I have.

I’m really not much of a pattern person and I actually never used the patterns with my previous toys however with this rabbit I enjoyed 8/9 of the shaft patterns and actually got off and that’s because it still maintained the strength in the vibrations and doesn’t seem to compromise on the power of the pulsation.

The Rabbit Ears! Goddamn. It’s a very interesting sensation having your inside and clit simultaneously stimulated. The ears are thick which I prefer because I could just imagine having smaller ones that wouldn’t be strong enough to create the proper deep vibrations that drive us women crazy. They are also quite flexible so I could adjust them to where it feels best for me.

If I was going to say two negative things about the product it would be the handle, I just think its not super comfortable to hold, the base is circular and the Circumference is 4.75 inches which makes it hard for me to have a really good grip only because i have smallish hands but in saying that you could also keep it upright and use it that way which i only just realized when i was writing this.. The second would be that your partner might get jealous.

I’m being picky too this is for sure my favourite dildo.

 

Beautiful Purple Rabbit Vibrator
The Happy Rabbit Unboxed

With everything i’ve said I would also recommend reading the instructions before using it just to understand how to correctly use the buttons to get the full experience. I was just keen to get into it but had a semi hard time figuring out which button does what so always take a few minutes to briefly read the little booklet.

Product Design

* Base diameter: 2 inches

* Base type: Flat

* Circumference: 4.75 inches

* Insertable Length: 5.5 inches

* Length: 10 inches

* Controller Type: Built in – push button

* Power Type: Rechargeable

* Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns

* Contains latex: No

* Contains phthalates: No

* Flexibility: Flexible

* Material: Silicone

* Waterproof: Submersible

Overall, I never thought I’d be so impressed with this toy. It outdid my expectations and it’s great for solo use, I am one very happy women with an operational and versatile orgasm machine for life! I wish this was my first toy instead of investing in lifeless dildos

The Ultimate Pulse In Your Pocket!

The pocket pulse would have to be the perfect product for any guy looking to add a little bit more to their masturbation but are unable to use a masturbation cup due to a restricted foreskin ( a foreskin with minimal movement)  coming from somebody who has a restricted foreskin I feel that it is perfect for me to explain why I enjoy the toy so much 😊

Firstly – The pocket pulse has 2 greatly sized motors in it with incredible vibration patterns. 100 percent waterproof for all your showering pleasures. Known as the [powerful guybrator the pocket pulse can be use flaccid or erect

Packaged amazingly with a classy rose gold box this product certainly stands out, created by hot octopus in Great Britain this product not only feels amazing you can also see the quality and time put in just from a glance of the packaging.

Made from skin-safe silicone, does not contain phthalates or latex. The pocked pulse is only to be used with water based lubricants just like all other silicon toys, inside the packaging you will find your pocket pulse with a charging chord you will also see a beautiful silk travel bag with an information booklet to help you understand the amazing features of your new toy 😊

Holding down the plus sign on the toy for 3 seconds will turn your pocket pulse on and holding down the – ( negative ) sign will turn the pocket pulse off, there are 7 vibration speed to assure you wont be bored.

Before using your pocket pulse you must charge it for 4 hours then charge your pocket pulse after each use to ensure its ready to go when you are 😊

One of the main reasons why I love this toy so much is because having a restricted foreskin I cannot move my foreskin back or forward so when it comes to masturbation time I slight vibration or pressure to the head of the penis is where the most sensitive parts are, once the pocket pulse is in place wrapped around your shaft you can squeeze it to add pressure to the head of your penis and this gives an amazing stimulation feeling. One of the motors in the pocket pulse has a small shutter to it and the other motor runs a constant vibe, feeling them both work together does wonders.

I’m happy to say that this toy is great for all guys unlike some of the masturbation cups that are specifically designed to retract the foreskin which myself and other guys with the same problem may find difficult to use.

The pocket pulse is perfect for partner play it can also be used to your imagination, with a remote available for purchase my partner really got the most out of this toy.

 

hot octopuss

A short true story I would like to share: –

I woke up one morning and was ordered to put on my chastity cage, I immediately tried to get out of it but my partner already had plans in order and there was no backing out of this game .  once the chastity cage was applied she told me to go and get dressed for a day of shopping in the city.

After about half an hour of getting ready we were off, 15 minutes into our trip my partner began to act very cheeky and was trying to get me as excited as possible won our way , by the time we arrived into the city I was regretting putting it on she had teased me so much in the car that it hurts to stand up, she then quickly rushed me out of the car we arrive at the first store my partner wanted to look at, she begins to tease me by trying on some of the sexist outfits I have ever seen I beg her to let me out of chastity she just laughs and says “ stop your winging we’ve only just begun “ after purchasing a few outfits we head towards another store but before we walk in she tells me to go to the bathroom and put this over my chastity “ she throws the pocket pulse at me “

I rush to the bathroom dressed the toy over my chastity cage, after I meet back with my partner we head towards a shoe shop, thinking about my foot fetish I knew I was doomed, she sits on the chair and points at a few pairs of shoes on the wall ‘ don’t just stand there idiot get them for me” she says to me in front of everyone, she then begins to take her shoes off and points the ground in front of her, she orders me to get on my knees to apply the new shoes they fit perfectly.  walking back and forth past me like a runway model to see how they fit I was speechless, she then pulls out a remote and begins to press a button I feel a slight vibration on my chastity device she begins to increase the vibrations, she can tell I’m trying to keep my face strait, she laughs and whispers in my ear, be strong baby you don’t want a wet patch on your pants do you?’ looking at her with a smirk I knew I was screwed.

 

Mitch!!

Are We Able To Stop This UPRIZE?

Large dildos

PEOPLE THE UPRIZE IS A MONTH AWAY FROM BEING AVAILABLE AND I’M WAY BEYOND TOO EXCITED TO WAIT TO TALK ABOUT!

This review is brought to you by a big dyke that hated dildos before working in an adult shop, but now has seen the light and owns too many to count. The first year of me working for Oh Zone I was only purchasing the dildos that looked the least like a penis as possible. Two years later and the majority of my collection now looks as lifelike as possible. Over the past two years, I have discovered a lot about myself and the things I am into when it comes to sex. I still haven’t worked it all out and there is still a lot of confusion that I have when it comes to my gender, but right now I am beyond happy to be a woman in 2018 with a product that is about to be released that gives me the option of having a penis that erects! Yes you read that correctly, the dildo erects and my big gay heart is exploding with joy because I finally get to experience having a proper hard-on!

This is the first erecting dildo so there definitely are some imperfections that I will talk about but first I am going to boast about all the great things that made me want to talk about it straight away.

The Uprize is a high-grade silicone, rechargeable dildo that can either be controlled via the two buttons on the side of the toy or with the wireless remote that it comes with. Silicone toys can not be used with silicone lubricant as it destorys the material. Make sure to purchase yourself some good quality, water-based lubricant if you do not already own some to use with the Uprize.

It has a suction base for solo play but it is also harness compatible for partner play. Love Honey has released an Uprize Harness that you can purchase separately but I have not seen it yet so I can’t give you a review on that aspect.

This awesome product doesn’t just erect, it also vibrates and there are 10 different vibration modes to choose from. When using the wireless remote, to make the dildo go from flacid to hard it only takes one click of the middle button. The other two buttons will allow you to control your vibration functions.

So far there will be two sizes available, a 6 inch and an 8 inch. You will also be able to purchase either of these sizes in three different colors, purple, black and nude.

The Uprize is 100% waterproof for some bathroom fun and I am pretty damn excited about that! Not quite sure how well it works for everyone else but being a lesbian and attempting to have sex in the shower is a very big struggle. I love it but it usually just ends in cramps some good laughs. Thinking about it now I’ve never tried using a strap on in the shower but this toy now makes me want to give it a shot. Waterproof also means it is super easy to keep clean! Toy cleaner and some warm water is the best way to keep your toys clean.

Flexible Dildo
Moving Dildo

As I said before there are some imperfections, but this is just my opinion so these may not be imperfections for you. The motor could be a lot quieter, as soon as you go past the first vibration setting it does get quite loud. When I squeezed the toy it didn’t sound as loud though so I’d recommend inserting it first before turning on vibrations if you live with people. Also, when it erects it isn’t super loud, but there is a noise that sounds like a plane taking off when it moves. For me, I want the most realistic experience and that is something that would put me off a bit.

It is quite heavy so I’m not sure how great it is going to be with certain harnesses. I’d probably recommend getting a harness with thicker straps and that has both waist and leg straps for extra support.

It could also definitely be a bit more realistic but like I said before, I know it is the first of its kind so I am sure they will only get better with time.

WARNING

This product is way too chunky to be used as a packer unless you are into having a super huge bulge, if that is the case then you should definitely go for it! I will warn you now though, I would not try making the toy go hard underneath pants or underwear as you may end up breaking the motor and this is not covered by warranty.

The Uprize comes with a 1-year manufacturing warranty.

Elliana is a consultant at the oh zone adult stores.

Win A Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe – Valued $299

Georgiana Vibrator

Adultsmart has teamed up with Coco de Mer to bring to you this latest giveaway. Win the aware winning Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe valued at $299! This exclusive sex toy which was featured in the Fifty Shades Freed movie is only available in a select few adult stores in Australia but you could win one of your very own if you enter this competition.

What’s prizes are up for grabs?

1 x Coco de Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

1 x leather travel and storage case for discretion and hygiene

1 x USB cable for convenient charging

Coco De Mer Competition
Sex Toy Giveaway

How do I enter the competition?

Simply place a comment with a valid email address at the comment box at the footer of this page OR –

REMEMBER – Each action, like and share counts as 1 entry into the competition for your chance to BE A WINNER!!!! Enter each platform to increase your chances.

Other ways to enter the competition

Sex toy competition Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator
Image: Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Who can enter the competition?

You must be over 18 years of age to enter. The competition is open to people worldwide.

When does the competition begin?

The competition begins on the 1st of September, 2018

When does the competition close?

Entries close on the 3rd of October and the draw will be conducted on the 2nd of October. The winner will be contacted via email to arrange delivery.

About the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

Beauty, arouse and awaken to boundless love affairs and know only perfect bliss.

Georgiana makes ecstasy into an art form. This beautiful addition to the Coco de Mer Pleasure Collection has been carefully crafted to deliver as much pleasure as possible, the delicately curved form carrying you to new height of delight.

Intense vibrations pulsate through to the perfectly poised tip, applying rapturous sensation to the most intimate pleasure spots. An ideal toy for those exploring themselves, the precise tip on Georgiana makes it perfect for G-spot stimulation.

Georgiana has five vibration patterns for you to discover and explore. Each can be controlled in intensity, allowing you to experiment endlessly to your heart’s content. Start slowly to build anticipation, then build up the intensity for a truly satisfying climax. During play, apply water-based lubricant to Georgiana for the best effect.

Totally waterproof, Georgiana is an excellent companion in the bath or the shower. Presented in a rich, cocoa coloured travel and storage case, with a USB cable for convenient charging – simply unscrew the base and plug it in. For extra discretion, Georgiana features a travel lock so you can rest assured no one will find out your naughty secret packed away.

Beautifully packaged with portaiture of Georgiana Cavendish, duchess of Devonshire, this toy is immaculately presented and makes for an excellent gift. A pioneer of female independence, political involvement and empowerment in an age before the suffrage movement, her legacy inspired Coco de Mer to name this pleasure object in homage to one of history’s great lovers.

  • Base type: Handle
  • Circumference: 4.25 inches
  • Insertable Length: 6 inches
  • Length: 9 inches

Material of the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibrator

  • Contains latex: No
  • Contains phthalates: No
  • Flexibility: Rigid
  • Material: Silicone
  • Waterproof: Submersible

Features of the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe

  • Coco de Mer waterproof G-spot vibrator for internal stimulation
  • Graduated multispeeds and 5 patterns for enjoyment to suit you
  • 60 minute charge time offers 90 minutes of play time
  • Curved tip for arousal-inducing G-spot stimulation
  • USB charger, travel lock function and leather travel case

Read the Coco De Mer Georgiana G-Spot Vibe Sex Toy Review!

ZOOM, ZOOM, Zumio!

Zumio Sex Toy Review
Oh, my goodness me  Well, first of all i will start off by saying I  am so lucky to work in a shop that gives me the privilege of testing out some delightful adult toys.
To me, on  first opinions, I have to say,  it looked a little bit  like a cheap pen that my little 7-year-old girl would find and bring home. As it happened ….she actually did! She thought she could floss her teeth with it !!! ARRRGGGHHH!…. Thankfully she didn’t!
Now, this strange looking toy apparently won an award for the best new product at the Adultex Trade expo. I thought to myself, What is this Adutlex Expedition you speak of? It sounds like nonsense, I googled it and sure enough it is a bonefide respected organisation. More reliably  though, I then  also  heard from some of my fellow  staff members that this was a toy to be revered and respected  and  that it  was actually amazing! One  was a member of staff who is an absolute aficionado of sex toys. I take her opinions very seriously,  So, I thought to my self I will give this little tinker a try.
Zumio Sex Toy
Zumio Clit Vibe
The night drew in, the sun was setting and  the kids were snoring, and I found my self reaching for the small  odd purple device. I had zero expectations going on appearances. Zero! (never judge a book by its cover). All of sudden, as if by magic, that silly looking pen like device found its way to my clit!
 I wish I could tell you it was all spasms, and rainbows , unicorns and orgasms, but no ,sadly  it wasn’t. Now …If you like ridiculously intense very focused vibrations , you are going to probably laugh and squeal out loud and praise God for who ever created this.  I, on the other hand prefer something a little  bit less intense.
But then something magical happened, I manouvered its little purple swirling, twirling, whilning head gently below my clitoris to the base of my labia. That little often underused and under appreciated  area between the  bottom and vagina, and hey presto! I came! The intensity makes the vibrations travel over the whole area.
There are 8 settings on the Zumio, and I would definitely recommend starting on the lowest and working your way up, it is , however incredibly easy to use The buttons on the toy are great.  there are only three.I hate faffing around with a zillion different options.  One is the on and off button and the other two simply change the intensity up and down. I have had a customer say that she didn’t like the placing of them and found that they were not positioned where you naturally grasp the toy, I  didn’t find that to be a problem at all.

The toy is made from ABS plastic and there vis a silicone coating on the handle and as with almost ball the toys we sell in Ohzone is completely safe and free of nasty Phalates. If you care to look on the Zumio website in the question and answer section, it even turns out the toy is made using recyclable, carbon neutral materials! How about that!. It lasts about 4 hours once it is fully charged. I have to say though, ! defy anyone to use this toy for 4 hours before they cum, This isn’t as versatile as some other toys are, I tried it on mine and my partners nipples but it was a  bit too concentrated and intense. He, said though,  like me liked the sensations on his perineum. I tried to stick it up his bum but there when you apply too much pressure Zumio stops working.
I tried it to finger fuck myself with and having had 3 kids  found that It could be used for that purpose too . My vagina was a bit more forgiving than my partners bum!  I am one of the 70% of women who only really cum clitorally though. If you are one of the lucky other 30 % you would probably love it for that purpose too.I even managed to insert it whilst my partner was having sex with me and that was very nice.
Quite honestly this is a great toy for external use and perhaps most impressively for me, truly innovative. That is not something we often get to see in this industry these days. I think the only reason some people might not  enjoy it would be if they only like gentle direct clitoral stimulation or only enjoy squishy soft toys. Pop some good quality lube on the end, like Superslyde, and you are all set to go.
I highly recommend it!
Alexis is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores!
Zumio wins best female product of 2018 at Adultex –
“We are thrilled to receive this award, it confirms our female design team has truly hit the mark in developing a revolutionary new clitorial stimulation experience that women love”, said Veronica Farmer, Chief Experience Officer, Zumio.