Going Handsfree – The Easiest Orgasm Ever

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Remember those businessmen in the mid 2000’s that ALWAYS had those annoying bluetooth earpieces? They might’ve been onto something. Getting the job done with just the touch of a button? Their hands are free to do other things? They were living the dream before we even knew what the dream was! While it may have taken a few years, the sex toy industry has recently perfected handsfree, and the technology they’ve created is bound to make those usually lackluster solo sessions both more fun, but also much easier on the forearms. In this article, expect toys for everyone, regardless of what’s in their pants.

 

Fun Factory – Stronic Line

Starting off with the big names, please give a warm welcome to the Fun Factory Stronics. Utilising magnets – yes, magnets – to replicate some pretty realistic thrusting, the various Stronic products can be used completely handsfree. Completely waterproof, and available in a few different shapes, colours, and styles to satisfy all your cravings, the Stronic line has earned its place amongst sex toy royalty. From the Oh!Zone Stores, this product can be yours for only $290. To invest in your pleasure, and to save yourself the trouble of using your hands for anything at all, pick up the Stronic today!

 

Svakom – Alex

This ones for the people with wangs. While I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seriously used the word ‘wang’, I would seriously use the Svakom Alex every damn day. While visually comparable to a Nutri-Bullet, the Alex is a self thrusting masturbator made with every fantasy in mind. The Alex has earned it’s place in a few articles I’ve written before, similar to the aforementioned Stronic Line, and I feel I summarised it’s impressive abilities and features pretty well in ‘Jumping Into It: The Welcoming Guide To Sex Toys’:

The Alex sports a multitude of thrusting speeds, patterns, and compatible sounds that you can enjoy by just plugging in a pair of headphones. There’s no shame in going hands free, and this toy makes it very easy (and very enticing!). If you’re the kind of person that loves being pampered, this toy should be your next pick up.

People who have used this toy speak VERY highly of it, and for good reason, so swing by your local sex shop, and go handsfree with the Svakom Alex today!

 

We-Vibe – Chorus

The Chrous is definitely something to sing about. The latest and greatest of We-Vibes wearable vibrators, the Chorus has a smorgasbord of functions and features bound to make your alone (or together!) time a bit more magical. Featuring two motors, complete submersibility, and an innovative remote control with squeeze control (it’s as cool as it sounds), the toy touts everything you could want and more in a toy. It also flexes the ability to create completely personalised vibration patterns inside the compatible ‘We-Connect’ app. The toy can be used solo, with a partner, or anywhere in between, as the toy can be controlled remotely with the app from anywhere in the world, but because of the personalised vibrations you can let take charge, this toy is perfect to go completely hands free. 

 

Take Charge!

For the buying portion of this, you’re going to need to use your hands. Swing by your local sex shop and grab one of these toys, or ask the experienced and polite staff for a hand in finding your perfect toy. After that, however, head home, dim the lights, and go completely hands free in your pleasure. These toys are premium examples of taking pleasure into your own hands, and then letting the well designed toys take you to another level. Take your time, have fun, and go hands free!

Alex is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores..

Monogomy Works For Me!

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Why monogamy works for me

An age old question is why are so many of us monogamous?, well to be honest I firmly believe it is not for everyone. So why does it work for me?
As a young man “playing the field” was just a natural thing to do, yes I had numerous girlfriends where the relationship might last longer than a few days (sometimes a few months actually), the need to meet or be with someone ells just overpowered the desire to be faithful to my current (at the time) partner.
As I grew a bit older I got involved in playing some music and that scene opened up a completely new scope of girls to me, these girls were for the most part also not looking for a “long term thing” but rather just to have some fun. I believed for a while that this was exactly what I was after and sure I explored that option for a while (and had fun all the same).
It wasn’t til a year or so (after the band broke up) that I met my current wife. I have to say, I was rather young when I met her, but I was exposed to the “single life” from a rather young age.
Mrs Me (we will call her) and I met at a work function and to be completely honest I was immediately drawn to her vibrant personality. After our first meet, we kept in touch via e-mail and a few phone calls for a few weeks, but I soon realised that every passing day I was “needing” to see her again, you see at that time we were working for the same company but in 2 different cities and never got to see each other.
Even though I would meet some girls while out and about I just could not shake this feeling of seeing Mrs Me again, and soon at that. I eventually decided to make arrangements for us to meet, I called her up and we decided on a pub, to my surprise we were actually living in the same city and she was commuting to another city for work, so thankfully seeing her was going to be easy. As you can imagine we hit it off in a big way.
Every passing day my feelings for her just grew and I had no control over this. We were both young and sex was a HUGE part of our relationship, and the use of “sex toys” were limited to Private play, it wasn’t til after we actually got married that we started introducing some of these toys into the bedroom together, and let me tell you did it change the way we looked at sex.
Fast forward a few years and we have now been together (including married) for 19 years and have 3 beautiful children, and both of us have met a great number of people that both of us have found interesting or attractive. I have actually sat back and thought honestly about the idea, if I have ever met someone that I found so interesting that I would actually pursue a relationship outside of my marriage, and let me be completely honest here, the answer is a resounding NO, I had to actually think about why this is, and I think it is rather simple actually, everything I could ever want or need I have in my wife. We are still just as spontaneous as we were so many years ago, we are still just as attracted to each other as we were back then. Yes I believe the attraction might have actually evolved a bit from merely being a physical one, but more of an emotional and mental attraction, although she still gives me the “butterflies” in my stomach from a physical stand point
I cant think that I am in any way the exception to the rule here and have met many people who feel the exact same way about there partners. So what is the secret here? Trust, spontaneity, respect and freedom to have some fun on your own (be it with your own friends for a night at the pub or for her a girls weekend away) these are very important factors. Equally important is the sexual relationship with your partner, over these years one could become a bit complacent and even selfish in a way, DON’T, keep it fresh, don’t be scared or shy about introducing some toys, there are a great plethora of couples toys or toys for private play on the market, in fact doing some research together on the ranges available is a bit of a turn-on in itself.
Keep things light and fun as much as you need to be serious and work on your relationship, a good balance between these and you should also find monogamy is great.
Mr Me

Yes, You MAY: Celebrating National Mastubation Month During Quarantine

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The world is in disarray. We’re locked inside our homes, we can’t see loved ones, and there’s a potentially deadly virus infecting countless people across the world. However, one glistening beacon of hope continues to shine; National Masturbation Month! Yes! The month of May has cum! Pun DEFINITELY intended. Although not everyone knows about it, most of us celebrate it, and everyone enjoys it! And, during these times of trouble and self isolation, your hand can become your best friend! Here are some tips to make your you time just a bit more fun, and to help you celebrate the most enjoyable national celebration nobody knows about!

 

**Please Note** This article will be filled with terrible euphemisms about masturbating. Sorry in advance.

 

Lube

This one might be obvious, but no matter what’s in your pants, lube can take your self guided tour to another level! Your local sex shop should have a spanning array of options for you to choose from, and if you’re going solo and turning on the sprinklers without a toy or in the shower, some silicone lube (check out SuperSlyde!) will do you wonders. However, if you’re using a toy to invest in bitcoin, some water based lube (check out Pjur Aqua) will be your new best friend. However, there are of course countless lubes with funky features to make your time scratching Yoda behind the ears just a bit more interesting. Warming, cooling, buzzing, and tingling lubes all exist, so ask your local sex shop consultant to help you find what you need!

 

Switch It Up!

Has debugging the hard-drive gotten a bit mundane? Do you do the same routine to visit the safety deposit box every night? Simply don’t! Try a different hand, a different technique, try it in the shower! Try it on the floor, try it by yourself, do it for an hour! Pardon the rhyme, but just do something to switch up your routine. Hell! Pick up a toy from your local sex shop and discover a whole new world of pleasure! There’s plenty of toys that are great value for money, and a previous article I wrote about just that can be found here! Take your time finding what can improve your experience taming the shrew, and find what makes your time most enjoyable!

 

Porn

Now, porn isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay! If you’re not the kind of person that pairs your time drafting a blog post with some erotic media, skip ahead to the next paragraph! If you do enjoy your time Finding Nemo with some special movies, don’t be afraid to branch out to genres you haven’t tried yet. If you don’t like it, click along, if you do, you’ve expanded your sexual horizons, and what’s not to love about that! Similarly, if you’re willing to spend a few dollars, there are plenty of websites where you can get custom content tailored to EXACTLY what you want! Check out sites like OnlyFans for that sort of deal!

 

Make A Night Of It!

Light some candles. Put on some slow, sexy music. Have a bath, bubbles of course, and get into something comfortable. Put on your preferred media, or none at all, and take your time with yourself. Lone Rangering can be just as sexy as the actual act of sex, so have a nice night in, and enjoy your Keynoting in Cupertino just a little bit more.

 

Partner Up

If you’re with a partner, you may be defaulting to your usual routine of some half-assed foreplay, average sex, and then sleeping. Spice things up! Suggest some mutual masturbation, and get to Auditioning for Finger Puppets with someone special! There’s no reason sex needs to be the only thing you can do with a partner, and for those not in the immediate vicinity of their loved ones, this can be the only option, but that’s no reason it can’t be a good time! 

 

In Conclusion

There’s no reason hacking the home network needs to be a boring affair. With the world wide web at your disposal, there’s nothing stopping you from having a fantastic time by your lonesome. Make minding the gap a fun time, and be sure to take your time preparing your monologue next time you get the chance. Have fun, and happy National Masturbation Month.

 

Here are some final euphemisms I didn’t find space for in the article, if you’re interested:

  • Taking a selfie at the bean
  • Shaking hands with the milkman
  • Practicing the trumpet
  • Meeting with the small council
  • Badgering the witness
  • Rocking the Casbah

 

Enjoy!

 

Big Dawg is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores!

Things To Know When Using Private Delights And Similar Escort Sites

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Nowadays, you can find anything online. It was only a matter of time before it became possible to find escort services over the Internet too. No matter how this sounds to you, it is very much a real thing, and the one that many people are using and enjoying. Modern times require modern measures and I don’t think it can get much more modern than this.

I suppose you are already familiar with how escorts work. You find a woman, connect with her, meet and do whatever it is that you two agreed upon and then pay for her time afterwards. If you are uncomfortable with this, then you should be looking at dating sites, instead of Private Delights and similar. If you are, however, comfortable with this, then I suggest you learn more about how to behave and what to expect after hiring an escort.

As I was saying, thanks to technology, you can now make the hire over the Internet. Of course, this means that you need to be extra careful with whom you are connecting, but the principle basically stays the same. If you are thinking on embarking on this journey and finding these services online, there are a couple of important things you should know and do before hiring anyone. Let me give you a couple of useful tips on how to end up having the best experience.

Find A Reputable Service Provider

Simply put, this means that you need to find an authentic website that is trustworthy and reliable. Make sure to learn how to spot fake ads and stay clear of scammers. Given that the pleasure industry will never go out of business, it is bound to attract some shady people from time to time. You need to learn how to protect yourself.

The first tip that you should keep in mind is that, when something sounds too good to be true, that’s because it probably is. In other words, when you find a website full of insanely hot women offering their services at extremely low prices, you should avoid them. It’s a big red flag, and even though you might be tempted to try it out, you definitely shouldn’t.

Read Reviews About Sites

When you have narrowed down your search to a couple of escort sites and you believe them to be reliable and authentic, you should do something to confirm your beliefs. Find a few online reviews, such as the one where adultdatingpatrol talks about private delights and similar sites and apps, and check what people are saying. This is another way of confirming authenticity and staying safe.

Read Reviews About Specific Women

When you find a reputable provider, they are definitely responsible for your safety, but there is only so much they can do. That means that you are the one ultimately responsible for yourself and for what happens when you meet with the woman you are thinking of hiring. For starters, you need to be able to spot fake profiles in order to stay safe.

The best thing to do is check whether the woman you have your eyes set on has any reviews left from previous clients. I know this might sound like you are reading product reviews, but hey, you are paying for her time after all. She is selling something and you need to know what people think of her merchandise.

If there are too many negative reviews, your best move would be to look for another woman, no matter how hot and attractive that one might have been. There are a lot of other women out there offering these services. The last thing you want is to have an unpleasant experience and pay for it.

Speaking of unpleasant experiences, as a client, you also have a responsibility to give the girl a pleasant experience, and here are a few tips on how to do that: https://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Escort%27s-Favorite-Client

As I have already said, together with Private Delights, there really are a lot of escort sites out there. It is your responsibility to find an authentic one and the one that will work for you. It’s also your responsibility to find the right woman on those sites. Do your own research and don’t always blame the service provider if you do something the wrong way.

Ask Oz – Isolate or Dominate!!

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Hi Oz, I really hope you can help me. I’ve got a very problematic immune system, so as soon as Covid-19 went around, I’ve been forced into total social isolation. Thankfully I could continue working from home on my computer, but there are some things I just can’t do while in isolation.
Because no matter how good my vibrator collection is, no sex toy is ever going to choke me out, tell me what to do, or tie me down. Which is exactly the kind of thing I need to truly get off. What can I do? Please help! – Angela

 

Hi Angela, thanks for your email. I think I might be able to suggest a few things to get you through this time.

First up, the same goes for distance dom/sub relationships/encounters as it does for in-person ones: only do it with someone you trust. Lay out boundaries and safe words. Establish an open communication before the event, get familiar with each other, and certainly try a few video chats together before you get together for a long distance session. Most of the next things I’m about to suggest require the use of app-based control technology, and I would recommend trying these things before that initial playdate, to iron out any kinks (no pun intended).

Next up, it’s time to get some products that could be really useful to be dominated from anywhere in the world. Pick up a set of under-mattress restraints. Edge Extreme Under The Bed Restraints is a great kit that can be extended to fit even under a king sized bed, and comes with six metal loops to attach your favourite sets of binds to. Pornhub’s 8 Point Underbed Kit comes with its own set of cuffs for ankles and wrists, and given the anchor points for these may be even sturdier than the Edge ones.

To go along with your under bed restraints, look at finding some app controllable padlocks, like those offered by Noke. Again, definitely practise ahead of time with these, let your dom lock and unlock them when you’re not wearing them. These are probably the most important thing to make sure they work before using.

For toys, I’d recommend most things offered by Kiiroo. The Pearl 2 and the Fuse are two great classic style vibrators (the Pearl 2 is a g-spot toy, the Fuse is a rabbit style for dual stimulation). Both of these can be controlled remotely through an app, where you connect to the toy via bluetooth and then connect with your partner through the Kiiroo app. But what makes the Kiiroo toys really stand out from other app-controlled toys, is the interactivity on offer.

If playing solo, for example, you can load up interactive content from somewhere like Pornhub and the toy will respond to what is taking place on the screen. Pair this with some VR goggles, and you’re having the closest thing to sexual interaction as one can in a time of social isolation.

However if your partner (in this instance, I’m using a man as an example) has a Kiiroo Onyx 2, he can interact with your toy completely. The Onyx 2 is an amazing rechargeable stroker that offers a great sexual simulation. The inner workers that give the sensation of stroking react to your paired Kiiroo toy, be it Pearl 2 or Fuse, so as your toy enters you, his stroking will match the speed and rhythm you are using. And from the keypad on the Onyx 2, he can change the vibration levels and settings of your toy.

In saying all this, while I think any one of those could really assist with keeping things interactive, in your circumstances I would suggest using the OhMiBod Esca 2. The Esca 2 is also powered by Kiiroo’s technology, so enjoys all the same interactivity as the other toys. But the Esca 2 is a strong little egg that would be far more effective for you to use, considering you may be tied up and unable to hold a vibbrator in place. There is a little tail on the Esca 2 which has a few purposes. Firstly, it allows for easy extraction, and secondly it is also where the signal to link to your phone is based, allowing for a stronger signal than if this sensor was located on the internal part. The tail also has a little light on it which will flicker when it’s in use (this setting can be turned off), so your partner knows that what they’re doing on the app is actually happening to the toy. Being an internal toy, also gives him a greater view of your vulva.

These toys and cuffs and locks mentioned above could be the closest thing you could get to being properly dominated while in social isolation. If you give them a go, feel free to drop me a line back and tell how it all went, so to better assist any others that may be after the same kind of thing. Beyond these things, there could be a world of other possible options out there, since whole houses can now be app controlled in terms of powering on and off. It just depends on how creative you really want to get.

Have fun, play safe, stay safe and visit an Oh Zone Store Soon.