The Ultimate Pulse In Your Pocket!

The pocket pulse would have to be the perfect product for any guy looking to add a little bit more to their masturbation but are unable to use a masturbation cup due to a restricted foreskin ( a foreskin with minimal movement)  coming from somebody who has a restricted foreskin I feel that it is perfect for me to explain why I enjoy the toy so much ?

Firstly – The pocket pulse has 2 greatly sized motors in it with incredible vibration patterns. 100 percent waterproof for all your showering pleasures. Known as the [powerful guybrator the pocket pulse can be use flaccid or erect

Packaged amazingly with a classy rose gold box this product certainly stands out, created by hot octopus in Great Britain this product not only feels amazing you can also see the quality and time put in just from a glance of the packaging.

Made from skin-safe silicone, does not contain phthalates or latex. The pocked pulse is only to be used with water based lubricants just like all other silicon toys, inside the packaging you will find your pocket pulse with a charging chord you will also see a beautiful silk travel bag with an information booklet to help you understand the amazing features of your new toy ?

Holding down the plus sign on the toy for 3 seconds will turn your pocket pulse on and holding down the – ( negative ) sign will turn the pocket pulse off, there are 7 vibration speed to assure you wont be bored.

Before using your pocket pulse you must charge it for 4 hours then charge your pocket pulse after each use to ensure its ready to go when you are ?

One of the main reasons why I love this toy so much is because having a restricted foreskin I cannot move my foreskin back or forward so when it comes to masturbation time I slight vibration or pressure to the head of the penis is where the most sensitive parts are, once the pocket pulse is in place wrapped around your shaft you can squeeze it to add pressure to the head of your penis and this gives an amazing stimulation feeling. One of the motors in the pocket pulse has a small shutter to it and the other motor runs a constant vibe, feeling them both work together does wonders.

I’m happy to say that this toy is great for all guys unlike some of the masturbation cups that are specifically designed to retract the foreskin which myself and other guys with the same problem may find difficult to use.

The pocket pulse is perfect for partner play it can also be used to your imagination, with a remote available for purchase my partner really got the most out of this toy.


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A short true story I would like to share: –

I woke up one morning and was ordered to put on my chastity cage, I immediately tried to get out of it but my partner already had plans in order and there was no backing out of this game .  once the chastity cage was applied she told me to go and get dressed for a day of shopping in the city.

After about half an hour of getting ready we were off, 15 minutes into our trip my partner began to act very cheeky and was trying to get me as excited as possible won our way , by the time we arrived into the city I was regretting putting it on she had teased me so much in the car that it hurts to stand up, she then quickly rushed me out of the car we arrive at the first store my partner wanted to look at, she begins to tease me by trying on some of the sexist outfits I have ever seen I beg her to let me out of chastity she just laughs and says “ stop your winging we’ve only just begun “ after purchasing a few outfits we head towards another store but before we walk in she tells me to go to the bathroom and put this over my chastity “ she throws the pocket pulse at me “

I rush to the bathroom dressed the toy over my chastity cage, after I meet back with my partner we head towards a shoe shop, thinking about my foot fetish I knew I was doomed, she sits on the chair and points at a few pairs of shoes on the wall ‘ don’t just stand there idiot get them for me” she says to me in front of everyone, she then begins to take her shoes off and points the ground in front of her, she orders me to get on my knees to apply the new shoes they fit perfectly.  walking back and forth past me like a runway model to see how they fit I was speechless, she then pulls out a remote and begins to press a button I feel a slight vibration on my chastity device she begins to increase the vibrations, she can tell I’m trying to keep my face strait, she laughs and whispers in my ear, be strong baby you don’t want a wet patch on your pants do you?’ looking at her with a smirk I knew I was screwed.



All That Goodness With Tenga Flip Zero!

For the very first time, I took a look at the Tenga Flip Zero. My initial thought was “What the hell is this thing??”. Due to the design, I wouldn’t have been surprised if it was a futuristic bedside lamp or an external hard drive of some sort. My second thought was “Why on earth would I spend that amount of money on a thing you stick your dick into? Why not just have a quick wank?”. The  Tenga Flip Zero is one of the more expensive men’s sex toys in the adult market with a price point of around $200. Let’s take a look and see what goes into this $200 masturbator.

The Tenga Flip Zero insides are made from thermoplastic rubber (TPR) which is meant to be substantially more body friendly than PVC, jelly or cyber skin sex toys. Supposedly, during the process of making this masturbator, the properties enable them to customise the softness. I flipped it open to have a look to see what would it reveal. I found that I was immediately intimated by rows of teeth and edges that at first did not entice me enough to want to put it anywhere near my private parts to masturbate with.

But then I touched it and my opinion absolutely changed. Oh snap! This thing is soft as hell! I mean, shit it felt like my finger just discovered a new world. I was captivated and it had me curious about how to actually use it. So what’s the deal with usage? You pop this beauty open, fill it with as much lubricant you need. Snap the lid shut and slide the cover back on to keep it all together. Then you fuck it. The whole process is pretty straightforward.

EXCEPT for this thing also has a one-way valve at the top of it to allow air through. When you grip the sex toy among the other things you are doing with it, as you push in and out with your erection, it creates a natural vacuum that will feel like you are being sucked. So although it may at first seem like you’re fucking a laptop or some sort of modern piece of sexual technology. You won’t worry about the technology feeling too much when the vacuum suction becomes super intense as it stimulates the friction at your knob. You know what’s amazed me, was that the suction will come from every angle while it simultaneously sucks you off. That’s just so cool!

Tenga Flip Zero Inside Photo
Sex Toy: Tenga Flip Zero Inside

Obviously, you’re going to want to clean it at some point unless for some ungodly reason you don’t want to, which let’s face it happens as people tend to get tired after they have ejaculated. The process to clean is pretty straightforward. Slide off the case, pop it open and according to their website rinse it under cold or tepid tap water. I, on the other hand, would highly recommend using a bit of neutral soap or mild toy cleaner then hang it on the case it came in to air out. Due to its alleged porosity, you would want to make sure it is as clean as a whistle and dry as a bone before putting it away. Oh, and being rubber you certainly wouldn’t want to expose it to temperatures above (or probably even close) to 50 degrees Celsius, otherwise you’re going to end up with a super expensive melted rubber paper-weight.

Tenga Flip Zero’s Goodness: This masturbator actually looks cool. It doesn’t look like a fake pussy, it has a modern sleek design which is a great alternative when you want a change. It is reasonably discreet and non-anatomical so it will please all sexualities alike. It is reusable and if it is well looked after should last for ages. Plus it’s easy to clean, so you won’t spend more time cleaning then you do having a quickie.

Tenga Flip Zero’s Bad stuff: It could potentially leak lubricant all over the place through the valve at the top. Sex and masturbation are messy, it’s not a huge deal. To be honest, all the extra leakage makes it pretty sexy. The other negative thing I can think of is that it could potentially feel bulky after a long session.

What I Think Of The Tenga Flip Zero Overall

Get one!

There’s only one way for me to be sure so I guess Tenga is going to have to send me home with a complimentary one and I can do some more thorough “research”… Just let me know… 😀

About the Author: Chris is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres is a trusted sex toy and sexual lifestyle shop.

A Pleasure Training Tool & A Fun Addition To Spice Up Your Routine!

I’m especially fond of male masturbators. I love them they are squishy, bumpy, ribbed and always so delightfully textured! The creators of Blewit have strategically made this product extremely masculine with their colour scheme but they have also made the product welcoming to all men of any sexuality or age. The lack of anatomically correct opening or lingerie-clad bodies on the outer packaging makes this product perfect for the couple or solo masturbator. The Blewit! Masturbator is less of a fantasy object and more of a pleasure training tool which makes this product especially easy to introduce into the bedroom as a fun addition to spice up any standard routine.

Blewit is very dedicated to marketing their notion of ‘mindful masturbation’ as opposed to what they called ‘mindless masturbation’. According to Blewit ‘s creator, mindless masturbation is a learned behaviour in your adolescent years. Mindless masturbation is goal orientated, rushed due to the sense of urgency and desire not to get caught. So much so there is a whole range of masturbation techniques for men. The Blewit! Masturbator claims to help users become more mindful when masturbating with the Blewit as it mimics real life sex more closely than a hand.  Blewit encourages users to review how they masturbate, slow down and focus on their body’s responses and how different types of stimulation affects your body. You can take these newly learned sensations and responses and communicate them to your partner. This masturbator is the perfect tool to for increasing confidence in the bedroom as regular use can help users to increase their sexual stamina. The increased stamina and confidence boost can help some people get over their sexual dysfunction or performance anxiety. The CEO of Blewit has designed a program called Controlit! and has built up an online community of mindful masturbators sharing tips and tricks in regards to mindful masturbation and men’s health issues.

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Whilst all that performance training is happening in the background, Blewit! Masturbator is first and foremost an object made for men’s pleasure and self-indulgence! The sleeve has a multi-textured channel of variously sized nodules which stimulates from tip to base trying its best to closely mimic real-life sex acts.  The internal sleeve is a series of bumps and indents with ridges just past the non-gender specific opening. Whilst the internal pattern may not be as intricate as some of the other male masturbators on the market such as the Tenga flip holes, Blewit has added some bells and whistles to their product to make sure their product caters to all masturbators.  Blewit has introduced features to their product to make yourself love a little more customizable.  There are two included rings which attach behind the entrance of the sleeve to provide tight or extra-tight stimulation. There are two aspects to Blewit! Masturbator suction control first there is a quick-flip cap that allows or restricts airflow through the unit and there is the cap which can be unscrewed or completely removed allowing the user to find the right internal pressure.

After using the Blewit! Masturbator can be cleaned up within minutes! All that needs to be done is to remove the suction control cap and run hot water from the faucet through the sleeve and out of the grate at the bottom (also the suction end!). Unlike other hard cased masturbators where the sleeve can be removed and flipped inside out to be cleaned and air dried leaving the sleeve susceptible to catching dust and lint Blewit has an attached internal sleeve which keeps it foreign particle free. To help the drying process the suction vent unscrews and the base becomes a vented drying dock. Owners of the Blewit will occasionally need to use cornstarch or a renewing powder on their product to help remove the tackiness of the external part of the sleeve and there is a powdering dish provided to make the clean-up and care of the Blewit much easier and convenient. The sleeves material has also been lightly scented so that it always smells fresh!

The internal sleeve of the Blewit! Masturbator is made of thermoplastic elastomer, a blend of plastic and rubber which is semi-porous. To combat the potential bacteria growth inside the internal sleeve due to the semi-porous nature of TPE the creators of Blewit it has added antimicrobials.  The TPE sleeve is encased in an aqua capsule which is discreetly shaped and easily mistaken for shampoo bottles, air fresheners or Bluetooth speakers. The octagonal shaped case makes is ergonomic for both left and right-handed people of all sizes, the rubberized exterior also helps to keep a firmer grip if hands become lubey.

Blewit does have their specially branded lubricant aptly named Lubeit! But the Tenga Hole lotions have a much easier delivery system especially for enclosed masturbation sleeves such as the blewit as it has a nozzle which can be squeezed directly into the Blewit. Hole lotion also comes in 4 types mild, wild, solid and natural

The Blewit team have spared no luxury when designing this product and it hasn’t stopped at the packaging either! The Blewit! Masturbator colour scheme is certainly eye-catching when on the wall as its black background and bright aqua blue illustration really standout on the information slip. Once the slip is removed the Blewit is stored in a black heavy cardboard box which is opened on the side and inside you will find the Blewit extremely secured so there is no damage or future damage as it can be used as a super discreet storage box!

Author: Amy is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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At Last The Secret To The Lingox Triple Masturbator Is Revealed!

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Aren’t you fed up with the same idea in all male masturbators? I wonder why manufacturers keep thinking like  “Hmm, let’s use silicone material for the inner sleeve and textured internal surface could give more fun”. Then, add more ribs and nubs and sell it as an improved version of it. Do you think that it is enough for men to satisfy? Sorry guys, it is not. We need more effort than that! Thankfully, Lingox realised that a blowjob without a tongue is not a blowjob and designed this awesome stroker.


Sex Toy: Lingox Triple Masturbator

First of all, I am really impressed with the material. Its soft, super gentle, very supple and has a slight refreshing odour reminded me of gumdrops that I ate when I was a child. I don’t know whether you’ve seen what I’m talking about but you can find an attached photo above. After having shared one of the unnecessary childhood memories of mine with you, let me continue to praise the men’s sex toy. The Lingox Triple Masturbator can be examined in three parts which are;

  • The Material and Design: Lingox Triple Masturbator inner sleeve is made of skin-like silicone material which is antibacterial, latex free and non-toxic. It has a slight odour as I said above but you need to put your nose in the mouth to smell it. You see the nubs and lines when you turn inside out but it is not that complicated, unlike the other masturbators. Apparently, the Triple wants to collect points with the tongue. The view you see is very tempting when you first open the toy, amazingly nice to touch and you can hardly distinguish it from a real mouth during play with plenty amount of water-based lubricant. The outer plastic case is perfectly designed to provide an easy grip for you. And also, you can take the sleeve out for easy cleaning. Lingox Triple Masturbator is almost 11 inches in length so if you are big in length you can use this toy easily but I cannot say the same thing for the ones with a thick penis. You will probably find it a bit tight, however, I believe you may have perfect sensations with the right amount of lubricant. I find the lips, teeth, and tongue to enhance the experience as they are all made from the super soft silicone so you don’t have to be worried about getting hurt by the teeth. You can simply close your eyes and imagine you are getting a real blowjob.
  • Adjustable Cap: Lingox Triple Masturbator has an adjustable cap to have intense stimulations. You can decide how much pressure will be on your shaft by screwing or unscrewing it. You have an empty mouth with a tongue and teeth (which are completely harmless unlike the real blowjob session), use your imagination and fill it up! Don’t forget the more vacuum the higher sensations you get. I believe this adjustable cap makes masturbation that much easier as some men’s sex toys have a hole that you are meant to press to maintain different pressures. This can prove to be challenging during masturbation.
  • Insertable Tip: Lingox Triple Masturbator is more than a masturbator; thanks to innovative designers who know the needs of a man, it comes with a bonus. They are really good at making men happier by adding little things to the design. What I am saying is an insertable textured tip enabling you to have anal play as well. There are multiple ridges all around the sex toy causing an overload of stimulation. As I mentioned in my other reviews earlier, life without prostate stimulation can no longer be thought for men. Put a condom on it, grab your favourite lubricant and you are ready to fly! I love this idea of a penetrative anal sex toy, as it is a hidden aspect of the Lingox Triple Masturbator. You really wouldn’t have noticed it if you walked passed it, it just looks like a torch.

All in all, I think I don’t need to emphasize again how much I like the sex toy after all comments that I’ve made above. This is the best one among the male masturbators I’ve ever seen so far. Don’t hesitate to have one and go for solo or couple play.

About the Author:  Goki is a consultant at the Oh Zone Caringbah and Park Street Stores.
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