Dickie Straws Australia - Novelty Penis-Shaped Party Drinking Straws

Dickie Straws are novelty drinking straws shaped like penises, made from food-safe plastic or silicone. They come in bright colours, glow-in-the-dark finishes, glitter designs, and reusable options—all built for laughs at hens nights, bucks parties, and adult celebrations.

About Dickie Straws

Dickie Straws are cheeky novelty straws designed to add humour and a playful edge to adult parties. These straws feature a phallic shape that sparks laughs and conversation—perfect for breaking the ice at hens nights, bucks parties, and other grown-up celebrations. They come in multiple materials and styles to suit different party vibes and budgets.

You'll find them in bright plastic finishes, washable silicone versions, glow-in-the-dark options for nightlife, and glittery designs for photo-ready moments. All are made from food-safe materials so you can safely sip drinks through them. if you're after disposable straws for easy cleanup or reusable ones for multiple events, there's a style to match your party plan. For those seeking other novelty party gear alongside these straws, Large Vibrators are also popular additions to adult celebrations.

What makes Dickie Straws different

Dickie Straws stand out because they're affordable, instantly funny, and photo-friendly. Unlike standard straws, their bold shape guarantees laughs and memorable moments without requiring any setup or explanation. They're durable enough to reuse (if silicone) or disposable for zero fuss. The range of finishes—from plain to glow-in-the-dark to glitter—means you can match them to your party's energy. When paired with other novelty party gear like Vibrating Panties, they create a full toolkit for adult fun.

Types of Dickie Straws

Dickie Straws come in several styles to suit different party settings and preferences.

Plastic disposable straws. Bright pink, neon, or multi-colour designs in rigid plastic. Use once and bin—perfect for large groups where washing isn't practical. No cleanup hassle after the party.

Glow-in-the-dark straws. Light up under blacklight or in dimly lit venues, adding visual flair to nightclubs and late-night parties. Ideal for themed events or bar crawls where the novelty factor matters most. These straws pair well with Tongue Vibrators for a complete glow-themed celebration.

Reusable silicone straws. Washable, eco-friendly options made from soft food-grade silicone. Use them across multiple events and clean under warm water. A better choice if you host parties regularly or want to reduce single-use plastic.

Glitter straws. Sparkly plastic designs that catch light and look stunning in photos. Perfect for bridal showers and hens nights where Instagram moments matter.

How they compare

How to choose a dickie straw

Start by thinking about your party's vibe and practical needs. Large groups with one-off events suit disposable plastic straws—buy them in bulk and toss them after. If you're throwing multiple parties or want to reduce waste, silicone straws wash and last for years. For nightlife and club settings, glow-in-the-dark options create extra visual impact. For bridal showers and hens nights where photos matter, glitter straws photograph beautifully and feel more special.

Check your party's colour scheme and match the straw finish to it. Consider how many guests you're serving and buy enough for multiple rounds of drinks. All Dickie Straws are food-safe, so safety isn't a deciding factor—it's about aesthetics and practicality. If you're mixing novelty items for the same event, pairing these straws with other party gear like Suction Vibrators can create a more complete adult celebration vibe. Think about cleanup too: disposable means less work; reusable means less landfill guilt.

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After years of helping customers pick Dickie Straws, we've learned that most people underestimate how many they'll need. For a group of 10, buy at least 15 straws—guests lose them, drop them in drinks, or want spares for photos. Plastic ones are cheap enough that overbying isn't a waste. Silicone straws, on the other hand, are a one-time buy that pays off if you're a repeat party thrower.

Glow-in-the-dark straws are genuinely fun, but they only glow under blacklight or UV light. If your venue has standard lighting, they'll just look like regular straws. Check the venue's setup before ordering them. Glitter straws look stunning in photos but shed a tiny amount of glitter into drinks—it's harmless but worth knowing. Some guests find it charming; others don't. Know your crowd.

Storage matters if you buy reusable silicone. Keep them in a clean, dry place after washing. Silicone can absorb odours if stored near strong-smelling foods, so a dedicated drawer or container is smart. For disposable plastic straws, store them flat in a cool place so they don't warp before the party. Opening the pack an hour before guests arrive keeps them fresh and ready to use.

Care and cleaning

Plastic straws are single-use—rinse and bin them after the party. Silicone straws need warm soapy water and a straw brush to reach the inside; most are dishwasher-safe, so check the label. Air-dry them completely before storing to prevent mildew. Don't leave silicone straws sitting wet in a bag or drawer. If they pick up stains or odours over time, soak them in warm water with a bit of baking soda for an hour, then scrub and rinse.

Learn more

Novelty party gear works best when you understand what suits your group and venue. For deeper insights into choosing gear for adult celebrations, read the Vip Interview With Cassie Wolfe Phd Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Expert perspectives help you make choices that feel right for your event and guests.

Why shop Dickie Straws at Adultsmart

Ready to find the right one for how you play? Adultsmart stocks a full range of Dickie Straws in every finish and material, so you'll find exactly what suits your party. We pack everything discreetly and bill it plainly on your statement. Body-safe, clearly labelled, and chosen by people who use this gear.