A Beginner’s Guide To Getting An Erotic Massage

Have you always wanted an erotic massage but have no idea what to expect? Well if you are stressed out at work, dealing with problems at home or struggling to feed your sexual cravings it might be exactly what the doctor ordered.

Though it’s sometimes painted with sleazy connotations, the bodywork actually has much more depth than horny middle-aged men getting their fix. In this day in age erotic massage therapy could be a benefit for everyone. And here I am to tell you more…

Massage parlours are everywhere…

If you live in a city centre you probably walk past an adult massage parlour on a daily basis, built up areas are saturated with them! Some salons you may even be familiar with and can’t help but wonder what goes on behind closed doors. Erotic massage is often seen as a taboo subject but I can’t stress more that despite contrary belief it is NOT illegal! The service is popular with businessmen, who often opt for an erotic massage on their lunch break and after work.

They often blend into the surroundings

One of the reasons erotic massage parlours are discreet is to protect their clients. Many maybe married, have kids and are thriving professionals who obviously don’t want to be associated with sexual services. Therefore many erotic massage providers are often masked as ‘Thai massage shops’ or are based in private houses to blend into the surroundings

They destroy any evidence of your booking

Most erotic massage parlours advise you to call to book before your session, but don’t worry about any information being leaked – evidence of your booking is usually erased straight after your session! You can always give a fake name and hide your number if you really want to.

You get the choice of girls

The first time you arrive at the parlour might be nerve-wracking. A delicious mix of masseuses will stand in front of your very eyes waiting to be chosen for your hour of thrill – you’ve probably never felt as overwhelmed!

It’s ok to be nervous

Don’t worry if you’re feeling shy, erotic masseuses are used to first-timers on a daily basis and will do all they can to put you at ease. Some parlours even have a reception where you can sit down and chat to the girls to get a feel for your favourite beforehand. You might even be offered a glass of wine to steady your nerves.

They will adjust your massage to your personal preference

Once you’ve selected your gorgeous therapist you will be shown to the bedroom. Your gorgeous girl will discuss with you beforehand what you want from your session. The beauty of erotic massage is that the style can be moulded to suit your personal preferences, whether you fancy some relaxing romance or something more adventurous.

All erotic massages are performed with the receiver and therapist both naked, but if you’re feeling a little nervous then do inform your masseuse –they’ll be able to undress to the comfort level as the session gradually progresses.

The session starts with a non-sexual full-body massage

The masseuse will place a towel down on the bed and lie you down as she warms your skin with massage oil. Though the purpose of erotic asian tantric massage is to arouse, the massage doesn’t actually start sexual. The masseuse will commence with a full body massage, similar to the soothing strokes derived from the classic style.

She’ll begin to work on your tension built in your neck, back and shoulders which will calm release all the unwanted stress within your muscles. This part of the massage is considered as the starter, there’s plenty more of this sensational feast to come!

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Image: Asian Massage Therapist

More sensual strokes will be introduced

As your masseuse gently moves you onto your front from your back she will use what is known as an ‘edging’ technique. To perform ‘edging’ she will start to run her tantalising fingertips from your chest to erogenous zones (sensitive points), getting closer and closer to your manhood each time.

As your toes begin to curl and your body starts to shake she will manoeuvre her soft hands back to the top of your physique. This will send rushes of orgasmic pleasure down your spine and will be repeated until you’re at a point of no return.

And of course never forget Laura Rose Halliday from School of Squirt.

The session does include sex

How sexual does the session get? Will I get a happy ending? Does the massage involve sex? These are common questions surrounding erotic massage and the answer depends on which masseuse or parlour you go to. You may-be familiar with the terms ‘happy ending’ and ‘full service massage’ but are maybe unsure what they mean.

However, once you’ve had an erotic massage you’ll become accustomed to the services. Erotic happy ending generally means the naked massage with hand relief, while full service is exactly what it says on the tin and is the full she-bang. Not only will the masseuse pleasure you with her hands, she will also introduce oral and penetration as part of your experience.

You should always remain respectful

Although an erotic massage often progresses to being super sexual it’s important you are respectful to your masseuse at all times. French-kissing, pleasuring your therapist and oral without condom are often considered as extra and should be discussed with your therapist at the beginning of your session. They’re usually more than happy to adhere to your requests! Many erotic massage parlours also operate 24 hour hotlines where you can ring and discuss your queries before making your appointment.

Everyone should get an erotic massage..

You may think it’s a little naughty but there are SO many reasons why everyone should get an erotic massage. It can boost your sexual stamina, provides escape from life stresses and unwinds your tired and worn out muscles – it really is a no brainer! There’s guaranteed to be an erotic massage parlour in your area, so why not try a session today?

Best Erotic Massages Places Around the World

If you are going on vacation and want to have a little adult fun while you’re there, only certain countries will do. Erotic massages aren’t available everywhere, so it pays to do a little research on the best destinations to plan your time well.

Here are some of the best erotic massage places to consider.

Québec, Canada

When you’re looking to keep it in North America, heading over to Québec is an excellent idea to find something exclusive and upmarket.

Le Penthouse in Montréalperfectly fits the bill. There you’ll find deluxe facilities to enjoy a massage in style. Just select a hostess of your choosing, pick the type of the desired massage, and get pampered.

Along with the companionship, the plush accommodations during your time there set your mind at ease. Get into a care-free state in Québec.

Bangkok, Thailand

Bangkok is seen as a Gentleman’s playground by many. It combines numerous malls for ample shopping opportunities, indulgent eateries, and decadent nightlife.

While tourists head to Patpong, which can be a little dicey at times, more knowledgeable men head over either to Soi Cowboy or Nana’s Plaza.

Soi Cowboy is a long street to wander down, visit a bar for a drink and talk to a bar girl in the establishment. Buying her a ‘lady drink’ ensures she gets a cut of the drink price. She has a quota of lady drinks to sell each month, so it helps her fill the quota.

The other alternative is Nana’s Plaza. This is a multi-level entertainment center with bars on every floor, places with regular entertainment shows, and a casual bar just to sit and people watch. Nearby there are plenty of local hotels to avoid needing to travel back through congested traffic.

Fortaleza, Brazil

Fortaleza is a great spot in Brazil because it combines sandy beaches during the daytime with vibrant nightlife too. Therefore, you can stay up late, sleep in, and still catch some rays in the afternoon.

All kinds of tourism are legal in Brazil including finding a lady of the night. But it’s important to appreciate that there’s a high crime rate in the country. So, while a woman may be booked to come to your hotel room, someone else might show up!

Manila, Philippines

In the bustling capital city of Manila, P Burgos Street holds supreme. It’s a tourist-friendly location with plenty of people around offering an increased level of safety in the Philippines. Given that it’s so popular with Westerners, tourists are better protected than elsewhere in the country.

One of the upsides with the Philippines is that the local people speak some of the best English to be found in all of Asia. This makes basic communication and getting around so much easier than in other countries.

Not All Places Will Be Upmarket

Not every place to find an erotic massage experience will be upmarket. There are some destinations to visit that aim to provide luxurious service to discerning men whereas others are open to everyone.

To stay safe, it pays to go be freer with your spending to avoid walking into trouble. But when keeping your wits about you, everything should be fine.

From Body Massager To Sex Toy, All In One!

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I am in the process of field testing this amazing vibrator in our store named Lady Bonnd Body Wand Massager… on my back… don’t get the wrong idea!

Body wands are not usually my thing.

I can tell what makes a high quality wand and I have no trouble recommending them to people seeking a sex toy with intense vibrations. I just have never really enjoyed a vibrating massage… until now that is!!

The Lady Bonnd Wand is my new best friend with rumbly, strong and deep vibrations that make for a really pleasurable massage.

Lady Bonnd is a new brand of sex toys available at Adult Lifestyle Centres.  Designed by a Swedish man named Eric Kalen who I discovered is the founder of LELO!! This for me says it all as LELO is a top of the range sex toy company.

These toys instantly caught my attention with their sleek and sophisticated packaging. With so many pink and purple products available, black sex toys really appeal to me. The Body Wand Massager comes in a classy black box which is a perfect place to store the vibrator.

Inside the box, you will find a USB charger, an instruction manual and the wand itself.

The Lady Bonnd Wand measures just under 30cm in length and is light in weight at 330 grams which makes for easy maneuvering as you massage yourself or a partner. The handle is made from hard plastic with a textured silicone curve which is very comfortable to hold. There are 3 buttons on the handle, on/off, + to increase vibrations and – to decrease.

As mentioned previously, the vibrations of this wand are incredible. I am a very sensitive person and can easily be irritated by high frequency and ticklish vibrations. These are deep, rumbly and are able to be adjusted to different levels by holding in the + or – buttons.

There are 7 vibrating functions which is enough to find the one you’re most in the mood for. Even when used at the strongest vibration intensity, the Lady Bonnd wand is very quiet, especially when compared with other wands on the market.

This wand is rechargeable and once fully charged, it will have approximately 2 hours of usage before the battery runs out.



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Image: Lady Bonnd Attachments From Left to Right – Bubble, Caress and Bunny


The body safe silicone head of the wand is rounded with ridges all around and measures approximately 6cm in length. Itis a bit of a dust collector being silicone, so just ensure you give it a bit of a clean before use.  Especially when using it on intimate areas. The neck of the head is flexible which means it can really get into all those tense spots when used as a body massager.

As a sex toy, the flexible neck is perfect when used with one of the three available attachments.

The head of the Body Wand is perfect for a body massage and direct clit stimulation. However, the attachments can be used to change the head to provide stimulation to different areas of the body. Three unique attachments are named Bubble, Caress and Bunny. They are placed directly over the head of the wand. This proved to be a little bit tricky to master at first because of the drag of the silicone but nothing really to whine about.

The Bubble Attachment is reminiscent of small anal beads, with 3 balls gradually decreasing in size measuring 6cm in length from the base. It is safe enough to be used anally and vaginally as once placed on the head is very secure. This attachment is also firm enough to be great for direct clitoral stimulation.

The Caress Attachment is a peculiar looking shape, it has a longer head with an oval base with little nodules. Difficult to explain however trust me when I say this would be perfect for all over stimulation, especially on erogenous zones such as your nipples or clitoris.

The Bunny Attachment features 2 curved stimulators, one bigger than the other.

Perfect for vaginal and clitoral dual stimulation.

Think of this attachment as looking like a bunny with odd ears.  The Lady Bonnd Body Wand Massager is an affordable sex toy and can be purchased from Adult Lifestyle Centres.

It’s attachments are available at a low price to which means you’ll have no excuse but to mix it up with all three of these unique and quirky beauties. The toy comes with a 12-month warranty and is sure to please.  Anyone looking for a high quality, diverse and classy body wand.

I highly recommend this toy, come in quick to get yours as they won’t last long!!

About the author: Sophie is a consultant from Adult Lifestyle Centres

17 Replies to “A Beginner’s Guide To Getting An Erotic Massage”

  1. Massage therapy offers numerous benefits to beginners, helping them not only relax their bodies but also improve their overall well-being. When it comes to relationships, incorporating massage into your routine can be a great way to enhance intimacy and foster a deeper connection. Let’s explore some of the key benefits of massage for beginners and how it can assist in relationship help.

    Stress Relief: Massage is known for its ability to reduce stress levels by promoting relaxation and calming the nervous system. As a beginner, incorporating regular massage sessions into your self-care routine can help you unwind and release tension, allowing you to approach your relationships with a clearer mind and a more balanced state of being.
    Physical Relaxation: Massage therapy targets the body’s muscles, joints, and soft tissues, helping to alleviate muscle soreness and stiffness. As a beginner, receiving a massage can be particularly beneficial in easing any physical discomfort or tension, allowing you to fully enjoy your relationships without any hindrances.
    Improved Sleep: Adequate sleep is crucial for maintaining a healthy lifestyle and nurturing relationships. Massage therapy has been shown to improve the quality of sleep by reducing insomnia and promoting a more restful night’s rest. By prioritizing your sleep, you can ensure that you have the energy and mental clarity to engage fully in your relationships.
    Enhanced Emotional Well-being: Massage can have a positive impact on emotional well-being by reducing anxiety, depression, and overall emotional stress. As a beginner, exploring massage therapy can provide you with a safe and supportive environment to address any emotional challenges you may be facing, allowing you to approach your relationships with a renewed sense of emotional balance and resilience.

    Massage assists not only in physical relaxation and stress relief but also in enhancing emotional well-being. By prioritizing your self-care and incorporating regular massage sessions, you can foster a deeper connection in your relationships and nurture a healthier overall well-being.

  2. Some very good tips for anyone who hasn’t had an erotic massage before. Really enjoyed reading about this.

  3. I want too correct something in your great article. In tantra you learn to give your women energy orgasms. those can also be given in intercourse if you are more advanced. they are very strong.

  4. Very good read! on my top 10 of erotic blogs, release more!!

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  5. This is a really good read for me. Must admit that you are one of the best bloggers I have ever read. Thanks for posting this wonderful article.

  6. Some very useful information and advice in this blog thank you, for more information about erotic and tantric massage in the UK visit the full body sensual massage forum and therapists directory,

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