When I first started high school, I remember a girl, you know the type, the one who was really loud and confident and already had boobs! Well, she passed around a survey for us to all fill in and it was titled “Are you square test” (Yes, I am old enough that people actually used the word “square” without irony). Basically it was a list of sexual terms, we had to write what they meant and whether we had done them… it was totally mortifying. The furthest I had gone was to first base with a pillow and the back of my own hand!
Now, thankfully I have blocked out the aftermath of that test from my memory, but I still remember blow job being on there. Giving head, oral sex, going down – with any of these phrases maybe I could have hazarded a guess. God only knows why it’s a popular euphemism that happens to have nothing in common with the act itself. This was in the days before the internet. Boy, Google could have helped me out of a few sexual embarrassments, that’s for sure.
Well, now I know that the simple act of putting a man’s penis into one’s mouth is one of the most important sexual practices to get right. Nearly all men love them, a big number of those even prefer them to sex, and an unwillingness to give them will certainly have been the cause of many relationship break ups.
Why God chose to plant our favorite sexual pleasure gardens right next to the sewers eludes me, all I know is you can look and sound like Pauline Hanson but if you give him really good head, he is probably coming back. With the help of some chats with friends, an experienced professional escort and a bit of Google, I will attempt in a few paragraphs to give you some hot tips. Before you get too excited I have to say that unfortunately as with most things sexual, one size does not fit all, all men are different. I don’t think the majority of men will complain if you follow a few of these simple tips.
14 Tips To Give A Perfect Blow Job
Dress Up For It!
Even if you haven’t got a clue what you are doing you can disguise that by being completely overdressed for the occasion. Fellatio is as much about the look as the sensations. I always think it is best to kneel down in front of your man, preferably in front of a mirror. Because you still have your clothes on, it makes it clear that you only want to concentrate on one thing. Men love that.
Take Your Time And Try Edge Play
Which brings me to the most important thing of all. If you are not in the mood to make some effort then don’t bother. This should be taking you at least 20 minutes! Don’t think of it in terms of what you do and don’t like doing, think of it in terms of how you can give your man the most amount of pleasure. Take your time and then take even more time. I know my partner and those of many of my friends are big on this. The aim of the game is to take them to the edge as many times as you can if you feel him about to cum, then change tempo and tease.
Make Some Delicious Noises
Make lots of appreciative noises, the “mmmms” will vibrate too and feel great.
Show Your Appreciation
Don’t just dive down there, talk dirty about how much you want it, if you can (nothing worse than awkward dirty talk). Don’t worry if you can’t do it, just maintaining eye contact while you kiss and lick your way down his body will do the trick. Hopefully, he will be rock hard before you even get his zip undone and don’t forget to make sure you show how much you admire his dick once it is there in front of you.
Keep Your Teeth Away
You don’t have to blow, it isn’t a trumpet. Turns out, you don’t even have to suck, and if you have false teeth this is one time it is an absolute advantage. Cocks and teeth don’t mix unless requested of course and then you will require exact instructions, as I don’t have to tell you it is very sensitive down there, particularly if he is uncircumcised. Yes keep your teeth away, you can even close your lips over them to make sure.
Keep Him As Wet As Possible
The other main thing is it needs to be as wet as possible, down there. We sell loads of flavoured lubes that are absolutely gorgeous. They will help you on your way and make it more pleasant for you, I personally recommend the flavoured lube brand Wicked especially the salted caramel flavour. Muster up as much spit and saliva as you possibly can. You are also not bobbing for apples, use your hands too. My escort friend suggested rubbing the shaft gently at first then more firmly twisting your palms, a bit like a fire stick but without the speed and pressure.
Keep His Balls Satisfied And Experiment With Anal Play
Take his balls in your mouth too, humming or gently sucking and rub your finger on his perineum, the little line between his anus and testicles. Some guys like a sneaky pinky up the bum too, especially when it is near cum time, the more adventurous and experienced amongst you might like to gently pull out anal beads during the money shot.
Use Different Areas Of The Mouth
Start as gently on his most sensitive areas as you would on your own, use your tongue, roof, and sides of your mouth. It is in his interest to let you know what he likes, so he will probably send you signals if he wants it firmer. Stay in control.
Always Stay Safe
Two other quick tips, don’t let him fuck your mouth and push your head onto his dick if it isn’t your thing. To be honest, and I might be wrong, but this is the stuff that readily available free internet porn sells us as the norm. Beware of a guy that grabs hold of your ears… (Yes, that happened to me once).
Ask Him What He Likes
As I said before, all men are unique so ideally ask him what he likes, good sex is a process of discovery about each other. If you are intent on deep throat action, then I suggest practice on a dildo from our adult stores.
Try Gagging
You are not expected to be a sword swallower and some guys love it when you gag, never be embarrassed, it makes them think they have a massive cock.
Remember To Breathe
Try to breathe through your nose too so you don’t have to come up for air too often.
Experiment With Temperature Play
Make it fun, experiment with temperature, drinking a mouthful of hot tea, spitting it back and resuming the action, alternate tea with iced water.
Should You Spit Or Swallow?
When it is time to cum then there is the question of whether you want to spit or swallow. If you spit then make sure you have a tissue nearby. If he wants you to swallow but you really don’t want to but at the same time you want to please him, just pretend and let it all dribble out of the side of your mouth like a porn star. You can always say I really want you to cum on my tits. If you do swallow then that is all good, although he had better be willing to kiss you afterwards!
Author: Emily is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres
Jennifer is a marketer at Adultsmart! Embracing a non-judgmental stance, she believes in pleasure without limits—if it feels good and right, why not?