Big Teaze Vibrators Australia - I Rub My Massagers & VërSpanken Masturbation Sleeves

Big Teaze Toys makes novelty adult toys with a sense of humour, from the I Rub My Duckie vibrator to the VërSpanken stroker for men. The Los Angeles brand won two AVN Awards in 2012, including Best Sex Toy Company – Small.

About Big Teaze Toys

Big Teaze Toys was started in 1998 by product designer Tony Levine in Los Angeles, and grew from offices in Woodland Hills. Its first big hit was I Rub My Duckie, a vibrator dressed up as a yellow bath duck. The USPTO records it as in use from June 2002. The idea was simple: make a toy that looks cute and harmless on a bathroom shelf, and keep the joke private.

The brand went on to make art-led vibrators and, from 2012, VërSpanken for men. That same year it won two AVN Awards: Best Sex Toy Company – Small and Best Packaging – Pleasure Products. In 2015 it began shipping European orders from the Netherlands. Its trademarks are now owned by Interslash B.V. of the Netherlands.

Big Teaze Toys product lines

The VërSpanken range is what we stock today. The snippets after it cover the brand's best-known vibrators.

VërSpanken: the adjustable stroker

VërSpanken is Big Teaze Toys' line for men, launched in November 2012. It is an open-ended stroker with a housing that snaps closed around a soft insert. Adjust the snaps and you change how tight it feels. The Smooth version is about 8.5 inches long, and the Bumpy version about 9 inches by 4 inches. Both are phthalate-free and come apart for cleaning. They sit among our male masturbators.

VërSpanken H2O kit: liquid-filled inserts

The H2O kit, released in October 2013, swaps the standard inserts for liquid-filled ones. The liquid adds weight, and you can warm the inserts in warm water or chill them for temperature play. The five-piece kit holds a black Snap Fit Housing, two Bumpy inserts and two Smooth inserts. Big Teaze designed its black, masculine packaging for gay and hardcore stores.

Water Weiner sleeves: the swap-in textures

Water Weiner sleeves are the spare liquid-filled inserts for the VërSpanken housing, sold on their own. Each is about 6.5 inches long, in a Smooth or a Bumpy texture. Buy a second sleeve to keep one warm and one cool, or to switch textures mid-session. They also work on their own as compact penis sleeves for short sessions, and they rinse clean in seconds.

I Rub My Duckie: the rubber duck that vibrates

I Rub My Duckie is the toy that made Big Teaze Toys famous. It looks like a yellow bath duck, but a hidden button on its back turns on the vibration. Women's Health picked it as a waterproof vibrator for "tub virgins", noting its three speeds. Spin-offs have included the Paris duck with a feather boa. Adultsmart does not list it at present, but our vibrators range has other waterproof options.

B3 Onyé and Kokeshi: art-led vibrators

Big Teaze Toys has also made vibrators that double as decor. Its B3 line, launched in 2007, used phthalate-free plastics, stainless steel and silicone, and the B3 Onyé designs added bonded artwork. The 2012 Onyé Kenya collection used animal prints and came with a hard travel case. Kokeshi vibrators borrowed the shape of Japanese wooden dolls, so they could sit on a shelf in plain sight.

How the VërSpanken system works

Most strokers are a single moulded sleeve. VërSpanken splits the job in two: a firm outer housing and a soft inner insert. The housing closes with snaps, and the snap you choose sets how hard it squeezes the insert. That means one stroker can feel loose and gentle or tight and firm.

The inserts are where the texture lives. Smooth inserts give an even glide, while Bumpy inserts add raised nubs. Liquid-filled inserts, used in the H2O kit and the Water Weiner sleeves, add weight and hold heat or cold for longer. Because the stroker is open at both ends, you can rinse it straight through. For how it compares with other strokers, read our guide to the best male masturbators.

Temperature play, step by step

Temperature play is the reason many buyers choose the liquid-filled inserts. To warm one, sit it in a bowl of warm tap water for a few minutes, then dry it and check it against your wrist. To cool one, leave it in the fridge for ten minutes or so. Fit the insert into the housing, add lube and start slowly. Warm inserts feel softer and closer to skin; cool ones feel firmer and sharper. Many people warm one and chill the other, then swap halfway through.

Materials and build

Big Teaze Toys lists its VërSpanken inserts as phthalate-free, and the H2O kit as latex-free silicone. The housing is a firm plastic shell. Soft stroker materials can be slightly porous, so wash them well and let them dry completely before you put them back together.

Use a water-based lube with every insert. Oil-based and silicone lubes can damage soft sleeves. Store the parts apart, out of direct sun, and dust the soft inserts with a little cornflour if they start to feel tacky.

How the VërSpanken range compares

Choosing your first Big Teaze Toys stroker

For a first try, start with the VërSpanken Smooth. It teaches you how the snap housing works without adding texture. If you already know you like more sensation, go straight to the Bumpy.

If temperature play interests you, the H2O kit gives you both textures with liquid-filled inserts. Already own a housing? Add a Water Weiner sleeve rather than buying a new stroker.

Who Big Teaze Toys suits — and who should look elsewhere

Big Teaze Toys suits men who want a stroker they can tune, and anyone who likes the idea of temperature play without electronics. It suits buyers who want spare sleeves rather than a whole new toy.

Look elsewhere if you want vibration or automatic stroking, as VërSpanken is fully manual. If you want a realistic, body-shaped stroker, choose a lifelike sleeve instead.

Why buy Big Teaze Toys at Adultsmart

We stock genuine VërSpanken strokers and sleeves from Big Teaze Toys. Each listing gives the length, texture and what is in the box, so you can match a sleeve to your housing. Your order leaves our Australian warehouse in a plain box with nothing on the label to say what is inside. Snap It Tight. Ship It Plain.