Satisfyer Deluxe – What An Amazing Little Sucker!!

It has happened again, a sex toy that I greatly admire has brought out an improved version. And it is so perfect I actually need to have one right now.  An amazing thing is that they made the improvements so quickly. Of course, this is really annoying for people who purchased the original unless of course the differences actually turn this into a different sex toy. For me, that is exactly what has happened with the Satisfyer Deluxe.

It is such a marvellous thing when a sex toy company really listens to valued customer feedback and then acts on it successfully.  A truly unbelievable thing is that the new and improved version of the Satisfyer Pro 2 is actually cheaper than the original.

Tell Me About the Satisfyer Pro First 

In case you are unaware, Satisfyer Pro is part of a newer style of suction based sex toys.  It is a clitoral stimulator that you position directly over the clitoris. And it creates the unique sensation of a slight vacuum of lapping air.

I think this technology makes for the most convincing oral sex like experience you can possibly get from something that isn’t human.  Lots of companies have tried in vain to achieve a realistic oral experience for girls.

They ranged from the downright ridiculous, lube gobbling, multi-tongued contraption that is the Squeel. To the overpriced, under-designed, Lelo Ora.

This new technology is a game changer.

And a whopping one for those that find the artificial feel of a vibrator off-putting. It is so different from anything else you will ever try. If you like suckling sensations on your clit or a gentle pitter-patter tapping you are going to love it.

Firstly let me tell you what was wrong with the original Satisfyer Pro 2. In short, it was the look of it, the sound of it, and the feel of it.  So why did it impress me so much you are asking yourself.

Well let me tell you about the new one and it will make sense.

Now we Come to the Satisfyer Deluxe 

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe comes in a small white box with a picture of the product on.  It isn’t a box you could use for long-term storage. There is no bag with the toy.  It is the shape and size of an ergonomic computer mouse. And has the small, oval, body safe silicone soft ‘mouth” indent that you hold over your clit.

It is a champagne rose gold plastic. Original Satisfyer Pro 2 looked a bit like a doll’s hair dryer.  It was a kind of copper rose gold, which is a colour that is quite on trend at the moment. But within a year could look very cheap and dated.

Colour and design of the new Deluxe are far more classic and stylish.  It is charged with a magnetic charger and is wireless and extremely easy to use. An LED light blinks when it is charging. First time charge will take around 8 hours. I couldn’t find any information on how much playtime you get. But I own the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and have not yet had to recharge it.

I have used it multiple times.

Using the Satisfyer Deluxe 

So firstly let’s get to  how to use a satisfyer. To use it you simply snuggle it under the labia gently and directly over the clit, you can use lube if you like but the toy almost hovers rather than directly contacts, so it isn’t a necessity.

There is one well-placed button that you hold down for a couple of seconds to start it. And with each additional press, the sensation intensifies. There are 11 intensities.

When you turn on the original, not only did it look like a hair dryer, it sounded like one. There is no way you could sneak a use of that thing it was really off putting. So much so that I could only use it in the bath. Thankfully both the old and new Satisfyer are completely waterproof.

Not just splash proof like some sex toys. You can actually submerge it.

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is so much quieter, 90% quieter in fact. 

With the old model, it wasn’t a surprise that it was noisy because it was so incredibly powerful.  This is where the original toy fell far short for me. I couldn’t tell the difference between setting 1 and 11.

Both were akin to attaching a Dyson to your nether regions. Marvellous for power queens. But just too much for the average user.  This sensation was so unique and perfect though I couldn’t stop going in for another try.

It never got me to orgasm though because it was just too overwhelming. Sensation did make me more than smile though. Although my clit did have to leave the room for a while to calm down. It also made me tell anyone who would listen that if they were the type who could handle the power then it was the business.

So Quiet

So it was to my sheer delight and wonderment, that when I turned on the new deluxe version. And popped my index finger on the mouth of the toy I heard but a gentle hum. Felt the soft beating of angel’s wings.

I just knew my clit would no longer have to struggle against a whirlpool in the Atlantic Ocean. It would be happily lazing on the beach with the waves gently lapping at its toes. (Just to make it clear, my clit doesn’t have toes. But I couldn’t think of a better way to finish the metaphor).

Yes, the first two settings on the Deluxe are absolutely perfect for me.

They really are comparable to a real-life muff diving experience. There is a bit of a jump from setting 3 up to the next levels. All of which are pretty intense and it does get a bit noisier. But it is only like your average vibrator.

This isn’t an oral sex toy everyone is going to love.

I do.  If you wanted a Womaniser but couldn’t afford it, get this.  It is better and looks less like it has fallen out of Dolly Parton’s handbag.  If you had the old Satisfyer but it was a bit too full on then get this.   Changes they have made really do justify a repeat purchase.

What else is left to say about the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe?

Its suction head is removable so it is really easy to clean, and hygienic enough to share. If you have yet to try this type of vibrator, then I think this is the best toy of the bunch.

This comes highly recommended.

It Was INTENSE!! Oh Boy, It Was Very Intense!

I am exceptionally grateful to have been given the Satisfyer Pro 2 to review. Have worked at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres for a couple of months now and we have always had a Satisfyer Pro 2 tester on display.  That whole time I had an intense curiosity about what it would feel like.

When I turned on the tester, I felt the pulsations on my hand and they seemed weak. Every time I would pass the display some questions crossed my mind which included “If I used it, would I be able to feel pulsations?”  And “Would the oral sex toy be pleasurable?”.

So you can imagine how excited I was when I was given a Satisfyer Pro 2 to take home and try for myself.  Before I go into detail about my experience, I’ll give you a rundown on what kind of sex toy the Satisfyer Pro 2 is.

What is the Satisfyer Pro 2? 

It is a rechargeable, silicone and sensual stimulator for women.  Works by placing the silicone head directly over the clitoris. Vacuum pleasure wave technology does its magic by sucking and stimulating the clitoris.

Satisfyer has stated

“Because of its brand new, self-developed technology, the Satisfyer is a pioneer in revolutionizing the sexual mind of women. With its intensive pressure waves and tingling pulsation, the Satisfyer provides touch-free clitoral stimulation – and might cause multiple and extremely intensive orgasms within minutes.”

Body of the Satisfyer Pro 2 is made from a rose gold, ABS plastic.

It has a detachable, white, body-safe silicone head which is the part that contacts a woman’s body.  A silicone head can easily be removed, cleaned and placed back at any time.

Sex toy measures just under 17cm in total height.  Long handle of this toy means it is very easy to hold and use.  As previously suggested in some other sex toy reviews, it looks like a thermometer or beauty device which is great news if you’re looking for an inconspicuous sex toy!

There is raised print at the bottom of the handle with a non-recyclable warning of some sorts which makes the toy appear a little cheap. There is no description of the Satisfyer Pro 2 anywhere on the actual toy.

Operating the Satisfyer Pro

On the upper side, there is a small white power button to turn the toy on and off. Just above this, a larger white button which controls the intensity.

There are 11 levels of intensity to choose from. It is required that, unless you turn it off and on, you must go through all 11 levels to get back to the lowest. There is a light in the middle of these buttons that stays on while the toy is in use.

Satisfyer Pro 2 is 100% waterproof and is recommended to be used in the bath, hot tub or shower for more pleasurable stimulation. This sex toy is powered by a magnetic charger, with a 2.5 hour charge getting you approximately 30 minutes of play time. Charger stays on the toy easily and can be plugged into any USB outlet.

Experience of Satisfyer Pro 2

So that about sums up the technical side of the Satisfyer Pro 2.  I’m just going to go straight into describing my experience by saying it was INTENSE!!

Oh boy, it was very intense!

Before I go any further, I need to clarify that every female body is different. Everybody responds uniquely to different sensations and stimulation. To make it clear, I am very sensitive to direct clitoral stimulation. And since the Satisfyer Pro 2 is all about the clitoris, it may not be the most appropriate toy for me.

Though I did enjoy my experiences using the Pro 2!!

When I first applied the head and turned it on, the lowest intensity felt like a sweet and subtle tickle.  Lowest setting was not enough to achieve orgasm but it certainly felt nice!  Satisfyer Pro 2 has been designed so that you are able to choose what intensity level you would most enjoy using.

“The pulsation also starts much more softly so that every user can find his or her perfect intensity level.”

When I started to increase the intensity, 2 things came to mind

• Oh my god, I don’t think I can handle this, it’s way too full on!!
• I’m going to have to turn it off because my roommates are going to hear this!!

I liken the sensation of the Satisfyer Pro 2 to oral sex. It feels similar to the sucking and pulsing that someone would otherwise apply with their mouth. But it is fast and constant (hence the intensity and my inability to “handle it”).

I found myself in a pattern of taking it off, manually stimulating myself then putting it back on which was more pleasurable for my body. Using a good amount of water-based lubricant definitely added to the pleasure of my experience.

Pulsations on the higher levels are very strong

Accompanying noise is distracting, to say the least. I would definitely recommend some background music when using it in a share house! U

pon reading reviews of the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe, it seems as if the company had taken the noise factor on board and created this incredible toy!! If noise is an issue and the long handle of the Satisfyer Pro 2 does not appeal to you,  Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is the way to go.

My experience of water play with the Satisfyer Pro 2

Took place in the shower.  Pulsations felt like a mini spa jet against my clitoris which was an extremely pleasurable sensation. I can definitely understand why they highly recommend this!

I now have to convince someone to let me use their bath to try it out as if it was this good in a shower. Can only imagine how incredible it would feel in a bath…so stay tuned!!

In terms of the Satisfyer Pro 2 helping me to achieve orgasm, my experience was that it was too intense to allow me to get there using it on its own.  It is recommended for people who are used to stronger clitoral sensations.

An amazing toy for “solo foreplay”.

Intense stimulation led me to have a more intense orgasm in the end compared to without its use. For this reason, it is a very welcome addition to my sex toy collection. I would highly recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 for those women who love clitoral stimulation. This toy is guaranteed to impress.