Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Turquoise Photo

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is a rechargeable sex toy made for All-Over Massage, Clitoral, G-Spot and Anal stimulation. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager has been new to our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres for around two to three weeks now, so I wanted to have a look to see what it was about. I have to favourite bullets that include the We-Vibe Tango and the NU Sensuelle Bullet already but this clitoral sex toy is already my new favourite bullet to recommend to anyone looking for a perfect, all-rounder!

This bullet vibrator is beautiful little piece of perfectness is only priced at $90 and has so much going on for it for such a small price. With its powerful 3 speeds and a generous amount of 17 patterns to choose from, how could you possibly be unhappy with 20 different modes? It has the vastest amount of pattern’s I have seen so far in a bullet vibrator. It is a great idea to have an enormous assortment of patterns so you will never get bored and each orgasm will be a different experience from the other.

My favourite thing about the sex toy is that it has a one push button to change the settings placed on a small knob at the end of the sex toy. The small knob gives people the option to insert it without having to worry about losing it. Most of the bullets available currently don’t have this feature. This means the majority of bullet vibrators can only be used for clitoral stimulation. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager can be used for G-Spot and Anal play. Due to hygiene, if you are going to use this sex toy for anal stimulation, please remember to make sure you clean it thoroughly before switching positions.

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Image
Sex Toy: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager


The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s silicone coating is 100% medical grade, body safe, phthalate free, odourless and ABS plastic free. No plastic is used in this device at all. It has been specifically made to be hypoallergenic and people with allergies. You don’t have to worry about it harming your body with any type of toxins. To top that off, it feels silky, smooth, gentle and soft on the skin. It is surprisingly super flexible which would make it very easy for you to find your G-Spot when you are using it for penetrative stimulation. You don’t have to worry about how much pressure you apply during masturbation.

And guess what? FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is 100% waterproof! We all know I love my bathroom or shower play so I might possibly be in love with this sex toy. When you are masturbating in the shower or bath, you don’t have to worry about frying your bullet. It’s fully water submersible and that also makes it a lot less stressful when you are cleaning! As I always say when the sex toy is waterproof, please be super careful when using it in the shower, don’t get too excited and lose your balance. We have plenty of safe shower sex products in Adult Smart Online and Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. For safer masturbation, I recommend purchasing one of the Sportsheet’s Suction Handles. Suction handles are a good idea if you find yourself slipping in the shower, better safe than sorry!

It is USB rechargeable and already comes fully charged! You are able to use it straight away without any fuss. Play with it to your hearts content until it has no power left. Once it needs to be recharged, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager uses a USB charging pin that is inserted to a tiny charging hole. It also allows the product to stand up for safe storage. It only takes 60 minutes and you’ll have another fun 90 minutes of play till you have to plug it back in again. Since no batteries are rumbling around inside, it is super quiet to keep masturbation discrete as possible.

I am definitely a huge fan of this little light weight bullet, it is full of surprises and sexual pleasure. It is 10.9cm in length and 2.3cm in width which is made to fit into the palm of your hand. The colour options which are pink, purple and turquoise. The turquoise coloured one is my favourite as it has a pink button to.  My rating overall is 10/10. I would recommend this sex toy whether you’re a beginner or a sex toy expert! If the power is to strong, you can definitely use a piece of material to calm it down! It is compatible with water based lubricant. There is also a 1 year warranty to ensure FemmeFun provide you with a quality product.

Enjoy, stay safe and most of all, may you find the best sex toy imaginable!

About the Author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres







Review: Sensuva Warming Edible Gel and Throat Relaxing Spray

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I am reviewing two of our recent additions to our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres sex toy shops in the oral sex department including Sensuva’s Sizzle Lips Warming Edible Gel which is a flavoured lubricant and the Sensuva’s Deeply Love You which is a throat relaxing spray.

I am normally exclusively a salted caramel lubricant girl but I have been really impressed by these products and they have been selling really well in our Penrith store, even though they don’t come in salted caramel flavour (*tear*). Sensuva Deeply Love You comes in three flavours – Cinnamon, Chocolate Mint and Buttered Rum. There have been deep throat sprays for oral sex on the market for a long time. They numb and relax the area to avoid gagging and make the experience of giving head more relaxed. What I like about these ones is that they are more attractively marketed and packaged than the usual and I really like the chocolate mint flavour. I have not tried them in person whilst actually doing the deed but I have sampled our testers in store to get an idea of what customers should expect.

Steps To Use The Relaxing Spray:

  1. Shake the bottle first.
  2. Open your mouth wide.
  3. Uncap the bottle.
  4. Spray the liquid towards the back of your throat.
  5. Keep your head tilted slightly upwards.

The reason I say “Keep your head tilted slight upwards” is that when I tried it, it was during a slow period at work and with no customers in the store I thought it would be a good opportunity to try it out without too much embarrassment if it somehow went wrong. So I sprayed it in my mouth and the slight shock of the strength and flavour distracted me. I was sort of looking downwards, opening and closing my mouth just getting used to the sensation when the buzzer went off to let me know customers were coming in to the shop, and I jerked my head up, not realising that the spray had made me salivate a bit more than usual and a wonderfully dignified drool is what happened next as my head came up, of course, just as I was about to try and greet customers. Please learn from my shame and don’t make the same mistake at home – unless of course some unexpected drooling is going to enhance the scene (and who am I to judge?)


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Image: Sensuva Deeply Love You – Throat Relaxing Spray


Ok, so that was a slightly shaming experience, BUT it goes to show that this would be a great product for oral sex as the numbing effect is definitely for real, and the extra saliva will only add to how great it feels for the recipient. It’s also a funny story to re-enact when I’m drunk, so there’s that.

Flavour-wise, I found both the Cinnamon and Buttered Rum to be less than thoroughly delightful, but they’re not bad enough to not use the product. Chocolate Mint on the other hand was really quite tasty. Just be warned, all the flavours taste quite strong initially.

The numbing effect happens pretty quickly, and seems to last between 10 mins and half an hour. Most of the effect had gone for me after about 15-20 mins from one squirt of the stuff, but it took about half an hour before it was 100% gone. Which is pretty ideal really for the purposes. If oral is going continuously for longer than that you’re probably going to have a pretty sore jaw. And you can always re-apply if you want a stupendously long session.

Next on to the Sizzle Lips, it comes in three flavours – Caramel Apple (slight favourite, it is caramel after all). Strawberry and Hot Buttered Rum. Now these three flavours are all major winners in my book. Super, super tasty. Even though I wasn’t keen on the Rum flavour in their deep throat spray, in the lubricant it’s delicious. Quite probably it’s just hard to find a flavour that can overcome the numbing agents in the spray. But yes, the lube, Oh My God yes. Not only are the flavours fantastic, there is a slight warming effect too. I wasn’t sure how fantastic that would be in my mouth but it was actually incredible. The whole thing is like eating the most mouth-watering desert, and I can only imagine how fantastic it would be in the bedroom. Warming lubes increase arousal and pleasure when used in intimate areas and one which is tasty as hell gets two very enthusiastic thumbs up from me. High. Quality.

Sizzle Lips are water based lubes so they are safe to use with toys, although I would avoid getting them inside your vagina as flavoured lubes can sometimes provoke thrush. Best to save them for oral and you can always use a wet wipe such as Wet Stuff Swipes, which is safe to use on intimate areas, to get off any residue if you move from oral to penetration in the one session. These lubes also contain glycerine (from vegetables) and tea tree oil, so if you are sensitive to these products just be aware and if necessary avoid them.


About the Author: Jade is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres






13 Reasons To Masturbate at Work

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A masturbation survey by Time Out New York found that 39% of male and female employees were masturbating in their company’s toilets. It has been admitted that no matter a person’s sexual orientation whether they are Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer or Questioning or Intersex they have burped the banana or flicked the bean in their spare bathroom time in the office. A survey in 2012 by Glamour Magazine found that 31% of males had masturbated at work.

The humiliation linked to cranking the shank has been slowly becoming destigmatised and masturbation has been added to a healthy person’s lifestyle. Some people, have been noted to say “Masturbation makes me feel restored and makes me feel happier during the day. It fuels me with more incentive to work”. Another person said “Masturbation makes me feel relieved and is the climax of my day”. A woman stated “I’m just sexually frustrated with a higher sex drive than most people, I just need to release my built up tension.”. Masturbation means something different to everybody. Everyone feels a different benefit from masturbation.


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Photo: Business Women


There are many reason why masturbating at work is beneficial. Masturbation benefits include:

  1. Boosts endorphins which allows the release of a stress hormone into the body activating the body’s reward circuits. In turn, people who masturbate tend to be happier with an improved personality disposition. People also experience higher levels of satisfaction.
  2. When people engage in self-pleasure they can learn to feel good about their body image, self-confidence and self-awareness.
  3. Masturbation also produces natural pain killer named “oxytocin” to relieve general pain like headaches, muscle pain or body pain.
  4. Masturbation relieves sexual tension making you feel more relaxed.
  5. People who are in a relationship or who are not can relieve their sexual tensions by themselves without the potential risk of sexual transmitted infections.
  6. Due to the type of exercise you partake in while you masturbate, it can help improve your muscular tone in your genitals and pelvic floor muscles. For men this can help them maintain an erection, and assist with erectile dysfunction or incontinence. Men will also be able to gain more control over their erect penis during intercourse.
  7. Mutual masturbation can improve relationships.
  8. Masturbation can help aid in sleeping problems.
  9. Masturbation is known to help your immune system due to the increased levels of cortisol production. Minor amounts of cortisol can regulate your immunity.
  10. Through daily masturbation, people can train their bodies into when they would like to orgasm.
  11. When men masturbate and then ejaculate, it releases built up toxins which lowers their risk of prostate cancer.
  12. Masturbation helps you figure out what you love in bed. Once you understand what pleasures you, you can let your sexual partner know the best methods on how to please you.
  13. Masturbation can get your blood moving throughout your body

Mark Sergeant a psychologist from Nottingham Trent University proposes the workforce employees can have a “Masturbation Break” as a workplace incentive for completing their daily tasks or job outcomes. Mark Sergeant said:

“It would be very effective at work and a great way to relieve tension and stress”

Dr Cliff Arnall a life coach stated:

“I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling. Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

Dr Arnall said that if people were to take masturbation breaks, they should be motivated by desire and not to contemplate about the people they work with. Thinking about work colleagues could potentially make their brain function slow down when they are working. He suggested that the Masturbation breaks be inspired by releasing the day’s stresses. Mark Sergeant added:

“Introducing any form of sexual behaviour to a workplace could be seen as a slippery slope that makes people think that other forms of sexual behaviour, such as those linked to harassment, are more acceptable”.

In New York Hot Octopuss a sex toy company placed out some “Masturbation Booths” for the public to have unrestricted access to release their sexual frustrations to be more productive during the day. People reacted without stigma and questioned why the Masturbation Booths were there. The booths advertised Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo and Pulse II Duo a hands free male masturbators that are made with medical grade technology. Sex toy technology has made masturbation easier to accomplish.

Adult Smart recommends buying a smaller sized sex toy like a We-Vibe Tango or Nu Sensuelle Bullet for clitoral pinpoint stimulation. If the sex toy is smaller sized you can take it into the bathroom in your pocket or bag without anyone seeing.


About the Author: Article Idea from Belinda a manager of the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres




Why We Love Glass Dildos

Crystal Celestial Dream Pink Glass Dildo

Glass Dildos were once a scary sex toy for me. I thought Glass Dildos looked nice however my sex fantasies about having a glass dildo shatter inside of me, deterred me away from owning one. I’ve heard a couple of customers coming into the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres with similar fears around using glass sex toys and I don’t know where these fears came from. There is nothing to fear, actually there is more to look forward to with these amazing sex toys! It wasn’t until a partner brought one out and I got to experience it that I had an instant appreciation and love of glass toys and now recommend them to anyone and everyone that will listen!! I’ve come up with a list of why every women should own a glass dildo masterpiece and hope it urges all of you reading this to get to buying one ASAP. You will not regret it!!

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Photo: We Love Glass Dildos – Icicles No 07 Box


Reasons Why We Love Glass Dildos:

  • Glass Dildos Can Easily Penetrate: Glass glides unbelievably well. This means easier penetration when moving in and out of the body. I have found some other materials can be a bit grabby and not as comfortable to move. Only a touch of lubricant, if any at all, is needed when playing with a glass dildo as glass is nonporous and will not absorb anything.
  • Glass Dildos are Easy to Clean: As mentioned above, glass is nonporous hence doesn’t pick up any nasty bacteria and only requires a good rinse with soap and water in between uses. I’d recommend glass as a safer option than other materials when it comes to using with multiple partners. They can even go in the dishwasher (I don’t think many people feel good about putting in a dildo with their dishers but the option is there).
  • Glass Dildos Adjusts to Temperature: I love how glass dildos warm up when used internally. You can also put into an icy bucket or under hot water prior to use for different sensations. As with any glass, it is not recommended to go from extreme hot too cold as this can cause breakage.
  • Glass Dildos Stimulates Sex Spots Easily: The density of glass means it can hit the right spots quite firmly which I love. For those who are looking for more intense G-Spot stimulation, I highly recommend glass dildos. It is much easier to achieve female ejaculation (or squirting as it’s commonly known) with these toys.
  • There are Various Types of Glass Dildos: They come in so many colours, shapes, sizes and patterns. I love the look of glass dildos, they are really elegant and classy, nice enough to put on display (if you don’t mind questions that is). There is definitely a glass dildo out there to appeal to every persons taste and everybody.
  • Glass Dildos Do Not Deteriorate: For something that has the potential to last forever, glass sex toys are a very affordable sexual investment in the long run!
  • Glass Dildos have Affordable Price Tags: Starting from $20, there are so many options to choose from in store and online.
  • Most People Are Not Allergic to Glass Dildos: Glass is not a porous substance so no harmful bacteria, germs or dirt can get trapped in it’s surface. This mean’s that Glass Dildos are hypoallergenic. If you have a tendency to become allergic to other materials it would be worth it giving a Glass Dildos a try.
  • You Can Add Penis Sleeves onto the Glass Dildo: Adding a Penis Sleeve means you can always change the texture and feeling of the Glass Dildo but it will hold onto your favourite shapes and curves of your sex toy.

What to Keep In Mind Whilst Using Glass Dildos:

  • Don’t drop glass sex toys onto hard surfaces as they may shatter
  • Don’t expose glass sex toys to extreme temperature changes. For example, don’t place a cold Glass Dildo directly under extremely hot water.
  • Keep your glass sex toy within your padded or satin bag. Keeping it separated from other sex toys will ensure that it won’t scratch against other product’s.

I also highly recommend ceramic and steel sex toys for many of the same reasons listed above. Check out or the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and see which sex toy tickles you fancy. As with anything made of glass, it is important that particular attention is made when storing and caring for these dildos. They are more easily broken than other materials so if dropped or damaged, should not be used. Most glass dildos bought online at Adult Smart and in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres come with a soft velvet pouch which can offer some protection against damage. When treated with care, these toys can last forever which means there will be plenty of pleasure filled days ahead of you. We Love Glass Dildos!


Author: Stephanie Curtis- BA Nursing






Food that Affect Sex Drive

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The link between the foods we eat and our sex drive isn’t just wishful thinking. You can improve your sex drive with just the foods you eat. At the same time, some foods are also libido-killers. Here are just a few foods that can put a sizzle in your sex life, and some foods that are ultimately like applying water to that fire.

  1. Strawberries – Strawberries are sexy. You can feed them to your lover and even dip them in chocolate to make the strawberry eating experience even better. They’re also good for your sex drive. Good circulation is thought to be crucial for sexual functioning in both men and women, and strawberries are rich in antioxidants that benefit your heart and arteries What’s more, strawberries also contain vitamin C, which has been linked to the increase in sperm count in men.
  2. Avocados – These super fruits are rich in vitamin E, which has antioxidant properties, potassium, and vitamin B6. A slice of avocado may prevent or delay heart disease and promote better blood flow. They’re also a good source of heart-healthy monounsaturated fats. Ultimately, anything that helps your heart and circulation can also be critical for a healthy sex life. Men with heart disease are twice as likely to have erectile dysfunction because both conditions can result from artery damage.
  3. Almonds – Almonds contain zinc, selenium, and vitamin E, which are vitamins and minerals that seem to be important for sexual health and reproduction. Selenium can help with infertility issues, while vitamin E may help heart health. Zinc is a mineral that helps produce men’s sex hormones and can boost libido.
  4. Sweet Potatoes – Sweet potatoes are rich in potassium, which helps fight high blood pressure. High blood pressure is often associated with a higher risk of erectile dysfunction. They’re also rich in beta-carotene, providing the body with vitamin A, which is suspected (but not proven) to be helpful for those with infertility.
  5. Sesame Seeds – Zinc is thought to be good for sexual health. It can help testosterone and sperm production in men. The No. 1 source is oysters. But really, how often do you eat oysters? Another source: Sesame seeds. Mix them into granola or sprinkle them into a healthy stir-fry. Some breakfast cereals also contain zinc, such as Kellogg’s All-Bran Complete Wheat Flakes. One serving (3/4 cup) has more than 100% of the recommended daily intake.
  6. Watermelon – This popular summer fruit is low in calories, but also high in potentially sex drive boosting phytonutrients.
  7. Salmon – Salmon and fish like tuna, black cod, halibut, and mackerel are rich in omega-3 fatty acids EPA and DHA. The nutrients maintain our cardiovascular system by decreasing inflammation and maintains fat in the blood at healthy levels.


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Photo: Watermelon Slices


Research suggests that the lycopene, citrulline, and beta-carotene found in watermelon may help relax blood vessels, and provide a natural enhancement for revving up your sex drive.
There are also some foods that you should try and avoid if you’re aiming to rev up your libido.

  1. Alcohol – Although alcohol can be a saviour on a first date, as it almost acts as the social lubricant. In reality, alcohol can be detrimental to your sex life. Too much alcohol dampens sexual desire, decreases arousal and sensitivity, and may lower inhibitions leading to unsafe decisions about sex.
  2. Steak – While meat does provide protein and zinc, meat also tends to be high in saturated fat and cholesterol. A meat-heavy diet is associated with a higher risk of type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease, health conditions that can affect blood circulation and sexual function. What’s more, a small 2006 study suggested that eating meat, may result in a less attractive body odor. In the study, 17 men ate either a meat or non-meat diet for two weeks and then switched. Women were asked to rate their attractiveness based on smell alone (from armpit pads worn by the men), and they tended to prefer non-meat eaters. Weird experiment, I know, but maybe it could be the final straw that sees you on a vegetarian diet.
  3. Fatty Foods – Many fried and fast foods have high levels of “bad fats,” such as saturated and trans fat. These foods can negatively affect your heart and impede blood flow due to a build-up of fatty plaque in the arteries. What’s more, fried potatoes, such as French fries, have been associated (along with other foods) with a greater risk of type 2 diabetes, which is known to cause sexual health problems in both men and women. It is suggested that the type of oil used to fry the food is key. If it’s fried in partially hydrogenated oil it would have trans fat, which is worse than saturated fat. If it was fried in a liquid plant oil, the food may be very low in saturated fat.

About the Author: Ebony a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres



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