I Only Came To Singapore To Dance

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I came here to dance. Nothing more. Nothing less.

This is what Geri would repeat to herself over and over. She only came to Singapore to learn the tricks of the trade in strip dancing. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Twenty-two-year-old Geri came to Singapore a year ago all the way from Australia, travelling over 2,000 miles in the hopes of being the best and most in-demand strip club dancer from her hometown. She was making lots of money back in the Land of Oz. But she felt that there has to be more she can do. All she wanted was to be number one.

Although Geri is doing great in Geylang, Singapore’s red-light district, making lots of money, she still feels as if there’s something amiss in her life. She’d often shrug off such feelings and dismiss them as homesickness.

But despite being lonely at times, Geri is committed to performing as best as she could for every client who books her. She’s also determined to learn from the best strippers in Geylang, Singapore to add an Asian flavor – an exotic flair – to her routine. This is why, instead of sulking over the fact that not one of her co-workers invites her to go out, she spends most of her time mastering the art of stripping the Asian way.

It was just another Saturday night and the premier strip club she was working for was jam-packed. Geri, though feeling all lonely, was determined to impress all her clients. She had four bookings for private shows that night. And she couldn’t wait to blow them away.

Geri danced with all her heart. Her body moved to the rhythm of the music. As her hands and hips move slowly and seductively, the men in the room were sweating following her every move. She was in total command. All eyes were on her. She was the star of the night. And she was happy. Exhausted, yes. But happy. All because she was finally realising her dream.

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Geri finished her last private show and she was quite exhausted. She was ready to call it a night when Mr. Lee, the club manager, called out for her.

“Geri, come here lah!”

“Geri, one more client for you. Okay?”

“Sure, Mr. Lee!”

“Client is waiting in VIP room. Don’t disappoint.”

Nodding her head, Geri headed straight to the VIP room. Before opening the door, she checked her reflection in the mirror. She took a deep breath and turned the knob to open the door. Then, she saw her client sitting alone on one of the couches in the room.

Although he was seated, she could see that he has long legs, broad shoulders, and strong arms. Geri said, “Hi” and went up on the small stage. He nodded his head without looking up and went on to use his phone.

As soon as Lana Del Rey’s “West Coast” started playing, the tall, dark gentleman lifted his head and met Geri’s eyes. She almost slipped when her eyes met his. There’s something in them that feels like he’s looking right through her soul. Geri tried to ignore it. She had to make a good impression to make him one of her patrons.

She started her routine, swaying her hips and moving her body in the most sensual way. And he was all eyes on her. He was looking at her with such intensity that almost feels like he’s caressing every inch of her body with those strong, strong arms. Something inside Geri is pushing her more to dance like she’s never danced before.

By the end of the private show, Geri glanced and smiled at her Middle Eastern-looking client. Never did she notice him clap or show any signs that he was pleased with her performance. The man looked her in the eyes and asked her to sit with him on the velvet couch. He offered her a drink. Geri politely obliged and started sipping on her margarita.

“Great show! Loved it.”

“Thank you. I’m glad you liked it.”

As Geri was thanking her shy client, she intentionally looked into his eyes. But he wouldn’t hold the gaze. He would look away or sip on his drink.

After guzzling down his glass of Patron, the client stood up. “It was a pleasure meeting you, Miss,” he said and extended his hand toward Geri. She stood up and reached out for his hand. As soon as their hands touched, she felt a tingling sensation in her spine.

Thoughts were racing through her head while she was making her way out of the VIP room. She’s never felt that way before with anyone. She has never been that interested in a client before.

Two weeks have passed and Geri is wondering whether she’d ever see that mysterious client ever again.

Maybe, never.

While preparing for another show, Geri couldn’t shake off thoughts about that handsome client with dark arousing eyes. Mr. Lee told her she has another booking at the VIP room. Geri was wearing a slashed sparkling pink mini dress over her pink bikini. Her tousled hair and makeup were looking perfect. She was ready to satisfy another patron.

She pushed the door of the VIP room and as soon as she saw who was waiting for her, her heart beat many times faster. She couldn’t even hear him say, “Hey, there!” All that matters to her now is that she’s looking at those sexy eyes again. She felt like her entire being is swimming deep in those hazel brown eyes.

Geri smiled. She made her way to the stage and started her dance routine. His eyes never left her. They were following her every movement. And she was feeling all weak from the intensity of his gaze.

After her dance number, Geri and the dazzling gentleman talked a bit. He asked where she was from and how she came to Singapore. Geri told him all about her life. But he doesn’t seem to share much about his, except that he’s not from Singapore. It was okay with her. What’s important is she’s with him now.

“I’d like to take you out on a date if you’d let me.”

“I’d love to.”

“I’m David. Just give me your number so I can call you.”

Geri gave David her number. He bid her good-bye and kissed her hand.

As his lips barely brushed the back of her palm, Geri blushed and felt her heart beat miles faster again.

“I’ll call you.”

“I’m looking forward to it.”

Geri couldn’t stop thinking about him. She couldn’t wait to see him and go out on an actual date with a man. Not just any man. With David.

Geri woke up to her phone ringing on her bedside table.

“Hello?”

“It’s me, David. Are you free tonight?”

Her heart was racing. His voice sounded sexier on the other end of the line. She couldn’t contain her excitement.

“Yes, I’m free tonight.”

“Great! Can I meet you at Keppel Bay around seven o’clock?”

“Okay. See you later.”

Geri opted to wear a red long-sleeved open-back bodycon dress and nude stilettos. When she got out of her condo, there was a hired car waiting to take her to where David told her to go. As soon as she stepped out of the vehicle, she saw him walk up to the car. He was dressed in khaki pants, light blue shirt with tiny dots on it, and a dark blue jacket. He was looking all gorgeous that she couldn’t take her eyes off him.

Her amazing date couldn’t stop looking at her, too. She was a vision in that red dress.

David kissed her hand. Geri just smiled and blushed. She was ecstatic. But she decided to keep it cool.

David took Geri to the marina where a boat was waiting for them.

“Did you really rent this for tonight? Are we really going out on that boat?”

“Yes.”

Oh my god! Is this really happening? Is he really taking me on a fancy date on this luxury yacht?

They stepped on the boat and they headed straight to the deck where a table for two was waiting for them. After they ate, David led her to the bridge. Then, he opened a bottle of Champagne and offered her a glass. Geri couldn’t be more excited to be taken out on this kind of date.

“Thank you. Thank you for all of this.”

“My pleasure.”

“You don’t know how happy you have made me.”

They were enjoying the night sky and the view of Singapore from the tour boat. They were talking about Geri’s life in Australia.

“What do you do, David? You haven’t told me much about yourself.”

“It’s best that you know little about me. I had a dark past. And I want to leave that all behind me now.”

Although she’s quite curious about him, she’s enjoying every minute with him and decided not to push it. That’s all that matters. After a few glasses of Champagne, she was starting to feel warm. And horny as hell. Little does she know that David was feeling the same way, too.

She didn’t want to make the first move. But as if David could sense how she’s feeling at the moment, he slipped his left hand behind her and started rubbing the small of her back gently. It was the gentlest touch. Geri’s body reacted. It wanted more. She turned to him and looked into those tantalising eyes. Then, David leaned in to kiss her lips. His breath was warm enough to make her hormones go wild.

He kissed her again.

She couldn’t get enough of his lips.

She kissed him back. They’re now torridly kissing. His gentle but strong hands were holding her waist. Geri flung her arms around his neck. She was playing with his hair. She could smell his musky cologne. It was suffocating. Pleasantly suffocating.

Please, don’t stop.

Geri’s body was screaming for more. It was anticipating every movement that his hands were making. He was kissing her quite hard now. His kisses are slowly trickling down her neck.

“I want you, Geri.”

David whispered in her ears. Geri became powerless. She didn’t want to protest at all. She let his hands explore her body. His left hand was holding her waist while the right is moving up and down her bare back. She couldn’t help it. She couldn’t understand what was going on. She let out a soft moan.

“Aah.”

It was music to David’s ears. He kissed her neck some more. Gently brushed it the tip of his tongue. And Geri moaned some more.

“Oh god!”

David let go of Geri and led her to the cabin. He sat on the edge of the bed and placed his hands on Geri’s waist. She cupped his head with her hands and kissed his soft lips. He let his hands slide down her butt. He squeezed them a bit that made Geri jolt. But she was too caught up in the moment that she didn’t stop kissing him.

Then, David slipped his hands under her red dress. His warm touch was enough to make her knees weak. Slowly, his hands made their way to her knickers. When he reached her panties, he began slipping them off. Geri could feel she’s getting wetter down there. And her nipples getting stiffer. Tingling. Her whole body trembling. But she had no intention of making him stop.

Geri took off her shoes and pushed her hot date gently on the bed. She took out her mobile phone from her purse and placed it on the docking station the bedside table. She picked Rihanna’s “Pour It Up” and played the song. David was just watching with anticipation.

Geri started grinding to the beat. She was teasing him. She slowly and confidently stripping off her sexy lingerie. One by one. David watched intently as Geri’s plump breasts and pink and taut nipples were exposed for him to see. He was never taking his eyes off her. He was starting to feel his manhood become harder by the minute.

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As soon as Geri peeled off her thongs, he got up and pulled her on top of him. She could feel his stone-hard crotch under her. It made her all the more aroused. She kissed his neck. Licked it a little and he sighed in pleasure. She pushed him on the bed again and unbuttoned his shirt. She was kissing his bare chest. Then, his nipples. Her tongue played with each one. His moans are getting louder now. And she was enjoying every minute of it.

But she wanted him to want her so bad. She wanted him to pine for her.

Geri got up and admired the god-like figure in front of her.

He sighed in frustration. He wanted more. But this is what she wants. She wanted to frustrate him. To taunt him even more. To make him lust even more. She smiled feeling accomplished of the outcome.

Then, she undid his pants. His belt, first. Then, the button. Then, the zipper.

Once it was all undone, Geri pulled down his pants. He was wearing a pair of black briefs. She climbed on top of the bed and started grinding on David’s groin. She could feel David’s tool getting harder and harder. She pulled off his underwear and saw his beast outstretched in all its glory.

She could feel her nipples becoming stiffer and her groin aching between her legs. She couldn’t help it. She placed her hands around David’s manhood and slid them up and down.

Up.

Down.

He was moaning in so much ecstasy.

She wanted to please him. She wanted him to have the best romp he’s ever had.

She wanted to give it her all.

Geri knelt at the foot of the bed, bent forward, and started licking the purple head of David’s shaft. Her tongue circled the tip of his penis and then slid it along the side in a slow stroking motion. She was savouring the precum that came out of it, a promise of what’s to come.

She could hardly lock her lips around his cock. It was the largest she’s ever had.

She sped up a bit. Then, slowed down a little. She kept going until she could taste more of his pre-cum. She kept sliding his jimmy in and out of her warm, moist mouth until he was screaming in complete and utter satisfaction.

David pushed her gently. He didn’t want to cum inside of her mouth. Not just yet.

He laid her on the bed. Then, he started kissing her left foot. Then, his kisses slid up to her legs. Her knees. Then, to her inner thighs.

Geri felt herself getting wetter every time his lips would touch her skin.

David slipped his fingers between her thighs. It was so warm.

“Please don’t stop.”

David smiled. He knew his gorgeous date could hardly hold her arousal. But he wanted to go slow and give her the pleasure she will never forget. The kind of pleasure that will keep her wanting for more.

He slipped his fingers inside her.

God, she’s so wet.

She’s driving him crazy.

He’s driving her insane.

He lightly brushed her clit with a finger to excite her even more. He slowly slid his index and middle fingers in and out of her. His mouth tracing the contours of her thighs. Then, he let his fingers go back to her hardening clit. He sandwiched it with two fingers, squeezing and tugging it as gently as he could.

“Oh! Daviiiiiiiiiiid!”

He then moved his mouth towards her crotch area. He inhaled the sweet, sweet scent of her vagina. Then, he kissed it. Gently at first. Bit it a bit. Geri was twitching her body in so much need and desire. She pushed her head back, levelling her hips to David’s head. She wanted him to taste her. To eat her up and to never stop.

As if he could read her mind, he orally pleasured her clitoris,  caressing it with his wet and warm tongue. He flicked it slowly. He played with it with his tongue. He let his tongue slide up and down her pleasure spot.

By the time his tongue reached Geri’s lips down there, she was screaming his name.

“David!”

He pushed his tongue inside of her as deep as he can. He kept flicking it even while inside her. He held on to her hips and butt to be able to push inside her even more. At this point, Geri was squirming and clutching on the bedsheet while moaning really loudly.

She couldn’t hold it any longer. Geri let herself cum in his mouth. He didn’t mind, though. He tasted every drop of fluid that’s coming out of her.

After she came, David smiled at the sight of Geri. He knew he did well.

Then, David parted her legs and positioned himself between her. He teased her wet vagina with the tip of his knob. It’s still so wet, making it easy for him to slide inside of her. He went in gently knowing he’s too big for her. Geri couldn’t understand how so much pain can be just as pleasurable. But she wouldn’t let him stop. Her elation made her forget the pain she felt when she was stretched out.

He was hitting the right spots. And every time he does, she would moan in a mixture of pain and euphoria. She was quivering. She was clenching and unclenching her fists. She was ecstatic to cum again. But she wants to cum with him.

David continued to thrust inside her. Deeper and deeper. She spread her legs even wider to accommodate him and take him deeper inside her. He is enjoying the moment. He couldn’t ask for anything more to be perfect than to be doing this with her right this very minute. His head is spinning. He is over the moon at the intense sensation that the moment is causing him to feel.

He went faster. Deeper.

He twisted his hips from side to side, stimulating every inch of her being.

He is about to explode.

She is about to cum. She is gasping for breath. She arched her back and screamed.

“I’m coming!”

“Oh! David!”

He came harder than he’s ever done before.

But he wasn’t done yet. She turned him into a lunatic who couldn’t get enough of her.

He pulled out.

“I want more.”

“Oh!”

That was all Geri could utter. Although she was a bit exhausted and was sweating profusely, she too wanted another round. She too couldn’t get enough of him.

David helped her bend over. Before he slid inside her from behind, he paused for a minute to admire her round ass. He slapped it a bit and bit on the right cheek.

“Ouch!”

Geri teasingly complained. David smiled and pushed himself inside of her.

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Is It An Electric Toothbrush Or Clit Annihilator?

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So my first day in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre at Kogarah I walked into the store and although I had been in there before I was still amazed by the sheer size of the shop! Not to mention how many products were in there, anything thing you could possibly think of!  I walked around to familiarised myself with all the products in the store, I looked at all the cabinets and this is one of the products that stood out that very first day. My first thoughts were:

“Haha… that looks like my electric toothbrush”

I then thought about it some more and my initial opinion was,

“My god that would annihilate your clit!”

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Fast forward to a few weeks later and I was given this “Annihilator” to review. Reading the packaging as I do normally just to sus the whole thing out, opened the box and my first thought was still how much this thing looks like my electric toothbrush!

Due to my insane trust issues! And I mean insane! I don’t believe anything! I was reading all the quotes on the box;

“Join the pleasure revolution”

Yeah right!

“60-second quickie, mind-blowing multiple orgasms”

Pfft yeah right! Good one marketing team! I turned this “thing” on (I refer to it as a thing because I am still sceptical at this point in time). Put the speed up and down, put it in its charger plugged it in and left it on my coffee table. I started to read the instructions and leaflet it came with, I came across a little orgasm challenge, again thinking to myself how creative the marketing team at this company is!

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As I have just gotten a rather large tattoo and sat for 7.5 hours my whole body is fairly used to vibrations so how is this thing going to compare? And isn’t the cliché the bigger the better? This thing is tiny! My normal vibrator goes alright I don’t suppose they are much different from one to the next, but still a little curious; this little contraption could it really be all the hype?

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I always draw on my past and the fact that for over five years my body was numb from anti-depressants so everything I feel is a new experience. After trauma your body changes, your nerves and sensations change as well as your emotions, things don’t feel the same as before.  And as for being “turned on” forget that! You don’t even have saliva let alone anything else! It takes a long time for your body to start doing “its thing” and acting somewhat normal with normal bodily functions and reactions! So, as you can imagine when my body decided to produce saliva again I woke up thinking I was drowning, and as such the rest of my body followed suit.

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Now, Where Does The Zumio Fit Into All Of This?

If you noticed I have now called it by its name! Why? Because it is a little annihilator! This little, compact, slimline, concentrated annihilator just woke up my entire body in less than thirty seconds! “Go hard or go home” well this Zumio definitely knows the definition of that! Wow, that’s all I can begin to say! It awakens all your pleasure zones and with some teasing, you drip! I mean your whole body is on a whole new level, every slight vibration is intense and powerful. It’s tailored to explore and that you can do with all the pleasures in the world with only your imagination as your weakness. Apart from the weakness in your legs if you try to stand up too quickly.

Now when you read the box and the website it explains how and why this product was made and it’s definitely going back to basics. It’s also invented by women, I am not one to bag out the opposite sex and their ability to design vibrators for women. I mean I will proudly admit I can’t make decisions to save my life, let alone pick my favourite toy! But right now, the Zumio is my front runner!

The Reason Why This Annihilator Is So Perfect

The reason why this annihilator is so perfect is that it has localised nerve stimulation massages, with very efficient energy transfer; which is why the Zumio feels so intense! It is isolated and concentrated and you have perfect control to each individual area you are exploring. The Zumio was designed to automate the tried and tested true circular fingertip motion; during manual clitoral masturbation for women instinctively randomly change finger pressure, slow down, speed up and move their finger location as they need to increase arousal. The Zumio’s unique tip and stylus simulates the same natural fingertip motion and allows users to dynamically go from high speed and intensity down to low speed and intensity by simply applying varying pressure to the tip. This is because like a clutch in a car it disengages the transmission even though the motor is running, Zumio’s patented motor clutch drive system enables you to control Zumio’s intensity manually just by applying pressure. This means there is no need to touch a control and it becomes a much more manual approach.

Zumio also is made from medical grade silicone/abs plastics, it’s washable, waterproof and durable! The handle doesn’t vibrate unlike most vibrators so it is quiet! The charging dock is very simple to use and basically a plug and play method.

So really this machine is up to your own imagination and pleasure zones, where this excitement takes you it is tailored to your imagination and your willingness to explore! Where’s your Zumio journey going to take you?

Go hard or go home!

About the author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Sex, Sexuality & Genders of The Future!

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The other day I was reading a book and a question was posed are people a product of their genes or of their environment or as the academics put it Nature Vs Nurture and I wondered how that applied to many things including sexuality.  With science rapidly improving we are able to dip into and alter the gene pool and genetically modify everything from crops to humans.  In 2015 scientists altered the DNA of human embryos, genetically modifying them using a method called the Crisper technique.  Welcome to the Brave New World where science fiction written in 1931 is becoming a reality.

With the technology available today scientists and doctors are now be able to change a person’s physical, intellectual and possibly even mental capabilities through this engineering.  It will allow in the future the riddance of many hereditary diseases and allow man to play god.  Regardless of where your stance is ethically on this it does pose some uncomfortable questions like –

Under What circumstances could this genetic engineering take place?

Who would qualify?  Would it be only used to correct ailments and deformities or would it be optional for parents to choose the color of there to be born child’s hair or eyes?

What controls will be put in place?

Will it be used to improve intellectual abilities of the masses?

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But what about SEX?

The sex of a new-born child can be genetically engineered to that of the parents, or viewing into the future, the buyers/creators choices.  So that is all well and good but how about sexuality and sexual preferences.  With sexual revolution in the late 60’s and early 70’s tolerance between sexual preferences, now being politically correct genders, was practiced by most.  It was still accepted that there was a man and a woman but the expectation that relationships be solely between a man and a woman were broadened and there were the straights (some being closeted straights) and the LGBT community was formed which stands for Lesbian Gay, Bisexual and Transsexual.

In the 90’s the LGBT acronym was expanded to LGBTQ the Q standing for Queer or Questioning.  In the year 2000 this new gender equality world there were 63 accepted variations of gender rather than that of a man and a woman.  The question of gender equality was raised and debate began as being a sex positive community what additional genders should be included and in the United States the acronym became LGBTQQIP2SAA whilst in the United Kingdom it became LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA.  This has been expanded further still and some acronyms carry 26 letters which is just absurd, sensible gender accepting people now simply use LGBTQ+.

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In Australia we are currently in the middle of a plebiscite for same sex marriage.  Controversy has raged with many members of the public who thought that the vote was to allow a man to marry a man or a woman to marry a woman. Many are still not aware that there that included in this vote are over 100 genders and the vote is for the legal right for one human being to marry another human being regardless of sex, sexual preference or gender.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I will vote ‘Yes’ and I am an advocate in same sex marriage but even I struggle with a gender that is described as a ‘Feminine Male That is Attracted to a Bisexual Hermaphromale’.  In any event different strokes for different folks and certainly in principle, and in practice.

So where am I going with this?  If we can genetically engineer the sex of a child and there are now over 100 gender identities where does the future of sex lie?  Will government regulate what gender preferences there are available?  Will there be scope to tailor make and custom build your future child’s gender?  Will gender society become more fragmented in the Brave New World that can be a reality and there become gender exclusive communities, or cities or will we come back to strict definitions of a man and a woman.

There is nothing natural about genetic engineering but is it possible that nurture may overcome genetic engineering?

Scarier still the technology to clone humans already exists – however difficult it may be.  So why has a human being not been cloned officially? Who knows what has occurred off the record?  Your baby boy has just died, would you not love to have the exact human clone produced from his DNA?  It is not easy to clone primates but with enough money and resources it would be.  The reason is that commercially it is not viable to clone a human, and some would throw in the ethical argument.

Most humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes that are basically identical and found in almost every cells nucleus.  The differences between humans are caused by genes that segments of DNA that make each human being unique.  However as this DNA is passed down from mother and father to offspring there are traits will be unique to them which allows for DNA testing.  Believe it or not DNA testing will accurately test for family ancestry for at least 5 generations and if the gene pool is strong enough up to 700 years.  So we are not all from the same gene pool.

Livestock cloning is business and successful. Intrexon a bio-tech company has been cloning sheep, cattle, pigs and pets for years.  The average price to clone your recently passed canine it about US $100,000 but that is a small amount when you consider cloning a successful race horse.  Buying one that is bred can cost millions of dollars – however will the racing authorities allow you to put a cloned horse on the track?  Well perhaps not!  However in 2013 Polo star Adolfo Cambiaso rode on a cloned horse, their team winning the Argentine Polo Open.

 

So what happens when in the future if we start cloning human beings?  Imagine the same scenario as before but rather than just losing your baby boy you also lost you sweet daughter.  You were a nucleur family – husband and wife with son and daughter.  You are distressed beyond belief and in your despair look at cloning as an option but because of the cost involved you can only afford to create one.  You cannot make the choice so you choose to use DNA from both.

Forget about the moral and legal injustice that a clone is not born so therefore cannot be considered a human being.  Cross-cloning can be done between the same species?  Theoretically most experts agree that the result could only be female in sex.  But hang on a second, cloning creates an embryo.  Scientists genetically engineer an embryo to make changes, including sex.  Do you see where I am heading with this?

Let us hope that we do not enter this brave new world, but if we do what will it mean for sex, sexuality and gender options?

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Taking Advantage Of My Average Joe

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Margaret lived in a one bedroom apartment with her cat Amethyst since her husband had passed. It was incredibly lonely; she missed everything about him. His affection, his laugh, most of all she missed the touch of another human; the warmth of another body that only he could’ve provided her.

Margaret’s fingers trembled at the thought as she placed a can of tuna in the electric can opener and Amethyst meowed enthusiastically at the prospect of dinner. As Amethyst rubbed Margaret’s legs adoringly, Margaret bent down and placed the tuna in a green plastic bowl. Margaret hobbled to her armchair and rested her head in her hand. She pressed her trembling lips firmly together and a silent tear ran down her cheek as Amethyst lapped up her dinner in the kitchen.

Margaret had to distract herself and she walked over to her computer chair and logged onto the World Wide Web. Her breath was quick and sharp as she typed the tantalising words into the search bar; DILDO. Flashy advertisements and loud noises flooded her screen, and Margaret had to turn off her screen lest she manifest a tension headache. She rested her head in the palms of her hands and once again cried, this time shaking as tears fell from her eyes and onto the hardwood of the desk.

She had to leave the house, she felt suffocated and claustrophobic. She grabbed her walking stick and slammed the door behind her, heading into the darkness of the night; wandering the streets aimlessly and lost in a haze.

Glaring streetlights and signs enveloped her senses as she stared vacantly until she came upon a sign: Oh-Zone it read in pink letters. She climbed the stairs, enthused, curious even. As she entered the store she was like a deer caught in headlights: wide-eyed and frightened, she stepped forward into the warm embrace of the lights.

Behind the counter stood a very cool, very attractive young man of latin descent. He stepped forward and held out his hand; “I’m Andre” he smiled. “Can I help you with anything today?”

She took his hand and it was like that scene from Aladdin when the world started spinning and disney music began to play along the lines of “I Can Show You The World”, only in this instance it would’ve been more appropriate to say; I Can Show You The Sex Shop.

“Oh, dear, well, my husband’s just passed away…” Margaret said as she trembled. Andre nodded sympathetically and pressed a finger to her lips. “You need not say anymore, my dear. Come with me.”

He very suavely walked her to the corner of the store where there were row upon row of dildos, some molded from famous pornstars, others realistic in their consistency and others in unusual shades of chartreuse, cyan and violet.

“The variety is endless” whispered Margaret in awe. “And, and oh my!” Gasped Margaret. “It’s Joe!”

“Joe?” Andre asked inquisitively.

Margaret was pointing to a self-heating, self-vibrating realistic 6 inch cock from the company Average Joe. “My husband! His name was Joe!” her finger wavered on the toy and sure enough, under the brand name and a list of useful attributes such as a harness compatible suction cup base, there was the name “Joe: The surfer” written in acrylic.

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“Joe was a surfer too…” Murmured Margaret, gingerly touching the packaging. Andre grabbed Joe off the hook and held it out for Margaret, as the tagline: “Joe has come in from riding the waves to give you a ride of your own” shimmered in the still air.

Margaret seemed taken aback by the toy. She stared silently, wide-eyed at the packaging, turning it over and over. Words such as; revel in his warm, self-heating sensations and insertable 5 inches flooded Margaret’s mind, circling each other back and forth in the tempest of her desires.

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“A lot of people are scared to admit that they’re alone, that they would like to have someone and with the advent of isolation, social anxiety and a certain sense of independence that technology has brought, it’s become harder and harder to meet people. And, maybe, it could be the case that you don’t even want to meet people, but everyone has sexual needs that need to be met.” Andre said warmly.

Margaret glanced sheepishly at Andre and back to Joe. She paused briefly and then whispered “I’ll take it.”

Andre wrapped up Joe with the utmost care and bid farewell to a nervous but excited Margaret. As Margaret left the shop she contemplated what had just taken place and what she had planned for later that night. The garish street signs once again accompanied Margaret to her abode and she paused at the door to her apartment. She realised what it was that she was feeling; part of Joe had been returned to her – and as she opened the door and stepped into the apartment, she was ready to be back in Joe’s warm embrace.

About the author: Isaac is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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VIP Interview With Giorgia CEO Of Sex Wooden Toys

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Sex Wooden Toys is an adult lifestyle company who create handcrafted products. They use over 20 years of industry experience creating a large variety of products out of wood, this lead them to becoming the very first company in Italy to create sex toys out of wood. A beautiful aspect which makes their sex toys so popular is just how unique every product is, you will never get one products which is absolutely identical to the other. This is due to the fact that each piece of wood has different colours, veining and patterns. People view their sex toys as unquestionably stunning works of art.

To top that off, Sex Wooden Toys are able to create sex toys which are made to order. This service allows the customer to pick out the shape of their sex toy where they are able to provide descriptions, pictures and drawings to Sex Wooden Toys. After you have sent in all the information, Sex Wooden Toys will provide you with a quote. The services that they offer are provided with complete discretion.

This is a VIP Interview with Giorgia from Sex Wooden Toys which explores her background, what inspired the creation of the company and the level of quality of their products.

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Tell me about yourself

My name is Giorgia and I am 22.

After my graduation, I have started working for my father’s joinery in Magione, a little town in Umbria, in the centre of Italy. Our main business was, and still is, wooden fans and tailored wooden furniture production.

Sometime it occurred to me that I helped my father with his job, and that was my first approach to wooden craft.

Owing to the raise of wooden fans demand, my father managed to realize a special CNC equipment, which allowed him to speed up production pace by crafting each singular fan as demanded and halving production time.

What inspired the creation of the company Sex Wooden Toys?

It was just for fun that in 2012 my father and his friends tried to create a wooden dildo using the fan crafting machine. At that time, I was only 17 and I confess I was pretty reluctant to accept the idea that my father produced wooden penis.

However, my entrance in the company led me to understand that I wanted to branch off the wooden fans production and realize something that was wholly mine.

It was after the suggestion of Raffaele, my brother-in-law and member of my father’s company staff, that I took control of the Sex Wooden Toys project. I did not know if that was a good idea, As a consequence, Raffaele and I decided to put all our time and efforts on that concept, starting from reinventing Sex Wooden Toys brand image.

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What types of woods are used?

The next step was about the choice of the wood, and our final selection included six types of wood that we considered appropriate for the purpose: olive, cherry, mahogany, durmast, padouk and wengè.

Are there differences between the types of woods that are used?

These woods have their own specific features about colour, veining and porosity.

For example, olive wood is smooth and garishly veined, padouk wood has an unmistakable red colour, durmast wood has the lightest colour and the best porosity and wengè wood features a characteristic dark nuance.

Afterwards, we inquired the most common and appreciated shapes in the world of dildos and sex toys to create our brand-new line of dildos, vibrators and plugs.

What inspires the beautiful names which are given to your products?

Our products’ names are inspired to the Greek mythology. I love Greek mythology and, after all, what is better for a woman than feeling like a goddess? Dildos and vibrators have feminine names because I want to dedicate them to women, as well as plugs have masculine names as a personal gift of mines to men.

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Is Sex Wooden Toys the first Italian company to create toys out of wood?

We are proud to say that we are the first Italian company to produce sex toys by wood.

Are all your products handcrafted?

Our products come out as the result of the union between our own technology and the artisanal manual work, as every piece is finally refined by hand.

What coating do Sex Wooden Toys have which make them body safe?

Concerning surface coating, we hasten to highlight that our products have a three-layer varnishing, of which the first coating layer is meant to fill all the pores. The other two layers are meant to be eligible to be in contact with the skin and a water based, non-toxic, food varnish is utilized to this purpose. Usually, the first thought coming up about wood is about splinters, but our products are obviously worked to be completely safe.

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Where can you buy Sex Wooden Toys products?

At this time, our sex toys are available on the e-commerce section of our website and on the American marketplace Etsy, and shipping is available all around the world. Here in Italy, our sex toys can be bought also in some local shops.

How has Sex Wooden Toys been received by bloggers and customers?

For months, we have worked to get our products known and sold in several countries in Northern Europe, in the US and Australia. Lots of bloggers provided our products with enthusiastic reviews we are really proud of.

A sex toy is a personal and intimate experience, a moment to dedicate to ourselves according to what we like and what is part of our fantasy. This is why this is a wide growing market with several unexplored business opportunities.

What distinguishes Sex Wooden Toys from other products?

What distinguishes our sex toys is surely the material, as wood is one of the oldest raw materials used by human beings to create tools and craft their lives. We just gave a new meaning to this material, widening its potential and raising its value from the conception as poor material to the new definition nearly as “piece of art”. Every piece is unique and features uncopiable elements.

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