A Taste Of Vergil’s Very Bad Dragon

Sexual fantasy of a bad dragon

Look, I don’t get the whole eggplant thing. When people started sending me eggplants with a question mark on Grindr, I was the boy that responded with – “Nah, no salads for me thanks”. I just didn’t get it, and to be honest – I still don’t. So when I was approached to review a Bad Dragon sex toy called the Vergil, which very much looked like an eggplant, I had mixed feelings.

I was absolutely excited to get the chance to experience a Bad Dragon toy as I’d heard a lot about their company. In fact, I’d been on their website to look longingly at their products which I’d heard nothing but good things about. Yet, the fact that it reminded me of an eggplant…  still confused me. I pride myself on my open mindedness though, and remembering all the things I’d heard about Bad Dragon from my fellow co-workers and from my fellow fantasy freak friends who I play Dungeons and Dragons with, I was intrigued.

Bad Dragon’s Fantasy Dildos

Bad Dragon is a sex toy company that makes awesome looking dildos and sex toys that are absolutely out of this world. There’s nothing like them. A quick research on their products states that every single Bad Dragon sex toy is handmade from platinum cured silicone – the highest quality grade of silicone that you can get.

If you’re a fan of dragons, all things fantasy related and you have a desire to have your ass munched on by a dragon’s tongue – like my co-worker – then Bad Dragon toys will happily lick your ass till kingdom come. I was also kind of hoping for the prestige of having the ability for when someone sent me an eggplant on Grindr, that I’d be able to turn around and send them a photo of mine and say ‘Thanks, but I already have one’. All this had crossed my mind before the product even arrived. So in my head I had built up this amazing fantasy of my new toy and I was eager to wrap my legs around it.

Experimenting With Bad Dragon’s Vergil

Unfortunately, like all good packages, it arrived whilst I was at work – so I was stuck imagining me using it for the rest of the day. Undeterred however, I tore off the clear bag that it came in and was lovingly holding it throughout the day. It was squishy. I loved the feeling that it held between my hands and with each gentle squeeze I’d stare longingly at it – absolutely intrigued. I’ve got to say – I’ve held a lot of dicks and dildos in my lifetime, but I hadn’t felt anything like this.

Fantasy dildo
Image: Bad Dragon Vergil

Being told it was a body safe silicone blew me away. I’d felt silicone toys and whilst they were awesome, they were often firm and squishy. My Bad Dragon was a squishy silicone. Initially, I’d been a bit deterred by the size, but given how much flex and squishiness was in this toy – I felt pretty confident that I’d be able to fit it.

Bad Dragon is known for their fantasy sex toys but they are also known for hole stretching. They also offer three different levels of firmness from soft, medium to firm. The soft, from the three density testers that they gave me – felt absolutely amazing. The firm disc was a little hard but it was still softer than what I was generally accustomed to when it came to other silicone toys. And like goldilocks in the bear’s house, the medium density was just the perfect amount of squish with a shape holding ability.

It was cute. I’ll admit it. The detail was simply amazing and it didn’t seem like a run of the mill kind of dildo that you’d get at your local dick store. There was something different about it. Unique. I know that the sex toy is handmade – but this whole unique idea made it that much more intimate. It’s kind of like how every guy has a dick, but each dick (might be very very similar) but they each have their own look and personality. Maybe I liked it because it reminded me of this analogy. Right. Down to business.

I stripped off. Lubed up and spread. One of the issues that I have with silicone sex toys is that when you go to lube them up, some of them can be quite grabby and have a little resistance. I’m not quite sure why – but I didn’t experience this issue with the Bad Dragon. Maybe it’s the type of silicone that they use, maybe my other ‘silicone’ toys just aren’t proper silicone – I’m not sure. What I am sure is that there was very little drag for this toy.

I was right to be worried about the size though it did take some working to get in, however once it was in the silicone did a wonderful job of remaining comfortable. There was enough firmness to keep it in, but not overly so that it was tearing me to pieces. This eggplant is quite filling – even though I received mine in one of the smaller sizes – getting over that hump in the middle was a challenge and I’m certainly grateful for the give in the silicone that the Vergil has.

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There’s a delightful little pointed tip on the end of this one, which I learned was to stimulate the prostate (or G-spot). Whilst it wasn’t angled perfectly for me, I did notice it clawing its way across the walls which added a little extra to this dildo than something that was purely straight. Sure, it might not have been just right for my body, but it’ll be sure to hit some people’s spots just right.

When I’m doing anal play – I always make sure that I’m clean and body ready – the small hole in the tip (reminiscent of the urethra of a dick) looks great, it adds that sensual touch that you might need – but I can see that you will need to pay special attention here when cleaning. You can definitely tell that Bad Dragon go that touch extra to ensure that their dildos are absolutely perfect.

Whilst I might not be completely converted to the idea of eggplants, I do like my eggplant dildo having used and enjoyed it several times whilst writing this review. I love the fact that I don’t necessarily need to ensure that he’s hidden every time someone comes into my room and it now sits proudly on my shelf as one of my first reach to toys when I need some filling. Thanks Bad Dragon!

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.Ed

Stephen is a cis-gendered gay male who spends far too much time with his two cats and eating tim tams. A self-identified sex-positive advocate he cares deeply about gender equality, disabilities, sexual education and social issues. Opinionated and bold he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and say what others won’t. With a yearning for knowledge and experience in all things relating to sex, he is a prolific writer that has developed the content for a myriad of informative Sexual Health and Wellness websites.

Stephen’s articles and writings tends to focus on social issues, sexual education, queer issues and all things fetish and absurd. He comes qualified with the completion of a double Bachelor degree in Social Sciences and literature, and a Masters in Education.

My G-Spot Pulsates With Stronic Fun!

Woman orgasming with sex toy

I was lucky enough to be the first person in Australia to receive the new Stronic G by Fun Factory and I can’t even explain how happy I was about that. Fun Factory is my favourite brand to buy and sell! I have a few of their double motored vibrators, dildos, their share vibe and their denim harness and I do not regret a single Fun Factory purchase I have made, I have been extremely happy with all of their products.

I also have their Stronic Drei which was my favourite g-spot sex toy so I already knew this toy was going to be amazing and I was not wrong, in fact, it is now my new favourite. The shape of it is absolutely perfect, so if you are one of the many women who has never had a g-spot orgasm then I definitely recommend this toy to you and if you need clitoral stimulation at the same time to get there, then just leave the toy do the thrusting while you use a powerful clit toy at the same time.

Fun Factory is a German sex toy manufacturing company that specialises in high-quality silicone adult toys, they have won multiple design awards for a few of their products and they just get better and better every time they bring out a new toy. They also have a great range of colours and shapes to choose from with different insertable lengths.

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Now for all the information you want and need to know about the Stronic G…

Firstly, this toy is not a vibrator it is a thruster so instead of feeling buzzy or rumbly vibrations whilst moving your toy around to try and stimulate your g-spot the Stronic G moves back and forth whilst pushing up against your g-spot with it’s perfectly shaped curve at the tip. It does, however, have 3 modes with 3 different settings of thrusting motions. The modes are called constant, algorithmic and dynamic and I definitely recommend giving them all a go to figure out which ones work the best for you. There is also a safety lock on this toy so that if you go travelling with it or just want to preserve that battery life you have the option of doing that, to do so all you have to do is hold down the fun and – buttons at the same time till they start flashing and to unlock is the fun and + buttons at the same time.

It is made of high-quality silicone so it feels super smooth and amazing! Make sure to not use any silicone lubricants with it otherwise it will start to destroy the material and it won’t feel so super smooth anymore. Any water based lubricant will work perfectly fine with it, I recommend Defence by Intimate Earth as it is an all-natural lubricant with guava bark in it which works as an antibacterial and their toy cleaner is great for cleaning it up after.

Just like all of Fun Factory’s other products the Stronic G is completely submersible which means you can use it in the bath and shower for some extra fun and there is less stress when it comes to cleaning the toy. I find that because the charging cord works like a magnet at the end of the toy instead of having a hole for a plugin cord like most other brands, I feel a lot more confident when I’m putting it under water and not I’m sitting there stressing out about water getting into the toy.

The only downside which is also a plus side is that it takes about 16 hours to completely charge up, but as I said there is a plus side and that is that it lasts about the same amount of time in play which means you rarely ever have to charge it and if you’re a lazy person like me then that really is just a plus side. If you lose or break your charger like we all do about 50 times a year with our mobile phones we do have replacement cords that you may purchase if need be.

Now like I said at the beginning of this review about using a clitoral toy with it, you could also use butt plugs, bondage products or really anything you want with it to spice it up a bit. The more you experiment with it, the more you’ll fall in love with this toy! With clitoral sex toys, I recommend either using a Zumio or the Womanizer because they are two really damn amazing products and when you put two fantastic products together you will have a mind-blowing experience.

You have 2 years manufacturing warranty which I highly doubt you will have to use because they are such a good quality toy and I have never personally had any problems with any of my products so I do not think you will either.

With the Stronic G, you have three colour choices of pink, purple and pool blue to choose from.

You can thank me later 😉 This is an absolutely amazing Fun Factory sex toy!

As always, be safe and have fun ❤

Author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

A Whole New Mjuze From Shots Toys

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First off, a big shout out to Ozzy from Claredale Distributors Australia who kindly sent us Mjuze sex toys for review. Shots Toys head office and warehouse is located in Benede-Leeuwen in the province of Gelderland Holland.  They are a juggernaut of the adult industry in Europe and worldwide and not only produce products but distribute ranges from other manufacturers.  They are also in the streaming media and video business.

Their in-house research and development department conceptualize the creation of new toys as well as redesigning and rebranding existing toy lines. In addition they offer an OEM service which allows you to create ‘your own toy line’. They are aggressive in having their products in every market place possible and their sales reps travel on average 3 times each year to countries that are importing their toys – ever expanding their business reach.

Some of their brands that they have designed include Vive, Sono, Bottom Line, Le Désir, Touché, Shots Toys, S-line, Ouch!, Cuore Romantico, Funny Condoms, DeNamour, Goodfellas, RealRock, LoveLine, Shots Lubes & Liquids, Pharmquests, Boom and Bad Romance.   Recent expansion into the USA allowed them to create a head office and warehouse in Santa Clarita, California USA.

Headquarters Shots Toys
Shots Toys Head Office

Shot Toys New Mjuze Product Range

Recently they released a new line of sex toys under the brand of Mjuze which consists of 14 unique products with a total of 41 variants.  All the Mjuze products are made from the highest medical grade silicone to ensure that they are totally body-safe and easy to clean.  Crisp no-nonsense packaging that on the rear has the product dimensions, key points and product description.  For our first review we will start with the Mjuze Flowering Body Massager.

Mjuze Flowing Body Massager

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Flowing rechargeable massage wand features two motors that have the most sensual vibrations known to man, with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. Because of the flexible head, it reaches every spot. This wand can be used both ways! The head is perfect for stimulation play while the handle can be used for insertion. The massage wand allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 8000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 55 dB
  • Total length: 29.8 cm / 11,73 Inch
  • Width of the massage head: 5.6 cm / 2.20 Inch
  • Width of the insert point: 4.2 cm / 1.65 Inch
  • Insertable length: 13 cm / 5.11 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 240 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 39 x 9.60 x 7.60 cm
  • Weight: 510 gram


The first impression that I got from the Flowing Body Wand Massager was that it was big, and I mean really big.  It stands at a whopping 39cm – think about that – it is a sex toy that is almost half a meter long.  On reading the product description it says that either end can be used and the handle end is insertable.  It may be insertable but not for me.  Perfect for any size queens out there but it is just a wee bit too large for my sex toy play.

Taking it out of the box I could feel the smooth silicone that really feels so comfy against the skin.  I inserted the USB cable into the toy into a socket that was almost half way along the shaft and waited for it to charge.  Whilst charging I picked up the toy and the handle is ergonomically designed to fit neatly into your hand which is good because there is a bit of weight to it coming in at just over half a kilo.  The head of the massager is easily movable that allows you to position it easily to any body part.

Finally it was charged and I put it on the first vibrating setting by keeping depressed the first of three push button controls.  It is big, I think I said that, and was not the easiest sex toy to manoeuvre but in saying that, it was almost big enough to reach my toes without having to move myself.  The vibrator has three controls that are adjusted by pressing the buttons. I powered up the vibration levels and at 7 it was about the maximum that I could handle. Anything more would be teeth rattling – so if you are after a powerful body massager this will certainly do the job.  However it was noisier than the average sex toy, the manufacturer says it works at 55 dB, not sure what that equates to but if you have guests sleeping in the adjoining room they will pretty much know what you are doing if you use it.

It also has twin motors, one on each end so that if you wish to use the insertable end there is plenty of pleasure choices available.  I then filled up my sink with water and placed the vibrating massager in it and left it for about five minutes.  When I came back it was still vibrating and there were no issues from the water so it is safe to say that it is completely waterproof.  Not sure to what depth but I would imagine that the deepest one would be in a bath or spa so there should be no issues there.

Being waterproof makes it easy to clean that is always a plus for before and after.  Please remember only to use a water-based lubricant on it.


If you are after a powerful body wand style massager that is a BIG sex toy this is a great option.  It is waterproof and made with silicone which are two more pluses. It is not for me because of the size but I cannot have that as a negative as there are many out there that would prefer a larger sized vibrator for women. The only negative is that it is noisy, which is ok if you live alone or just with your lover.

I give it a 6 out of 10!

Mjuze Wanderfull Body Massager

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Wanderfull rechargeable massage wand features two motors which give the most sensual vibrations known to men, with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. Because of the flexible head, it reaches every spot. This wand can be used both ways! The head is perfect for stimulation play while the handle can be used for insertion. The massage wand allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 8000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 55 dB
  • Total length: 26 cm / 10.23 Inch
  • Width of the massage head: 5.1 cm / 2 Inch
  • Width of the insert point: 3.1 cm / 1.22 Inch
  • Insertable length: 13.5 cm / 5.31 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 240 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 28.70 x 10.20 x 6.10 cm
  • Weight: 399 gram


This is a bodywand massager that will appeal to the masses.  It is a handy 29 cm long which is the perfect size for me and the ergonomic handle fits perfectly into my hand. There are vibrating motors on both ends just like the Mjuze Flowing, however for the more conservative this one seems an excellent sized option to use the insertable end.  There is not much more that can be added in the review as it is almost an exact replica of the Mjuze Flowing except in a smaller size and weight.  However, I liked it more than the Mjuze Flowing as it did not appear to be as noisy.  Reading the manufacturers description it supposedly gives off the same noise but it just did not sound like it to me.


This is a perfect body wand massager and on every other front I love it.  It could easily make it into my favorite sex toy drawer (I’ll let you in on a secret – it already has). A sex toy with many benefits that I love.

I give it a 8 out of 10.

Mjuze The Lithe

Manufacturer’s Description

The Lithe will adjust itself to your desire making it a girl’s best friend! It is a complete flexible vibrator allowing you to use it in every angle you desire. Its powerful vibrations will raise your climax to a whole new level and both the tip as well as the end point feature a clitoral stimulator so it can be used both ways. If you crave for anal stimulation, vaginal stimulation or love tailing the Lithe will allow it all! Because of its material it adjusts very fast to body temperature and also it can be used in the bathroom for some water play.


  • Rotations per minute: 10,000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 50 dB
  • Total length: 33.3 cm / 13.11 Inch
  • Total width: 4 cm / 1.57 Inch
  • Insertable length: 22 cm / 8.66 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 180 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 22,20 x 11,80 x 5 cm
  • Weight: 261 gram


I was quite excited to see this clit tickler.  It is quite different in shape and everyone loves something that is unique.  Again it is made with quality silicone that feels wonderful as soon as you remove it from the packet.  Touted as a clit tickler it has very wide ‘bunny ears’ and the base is curled resembling a circle. Fully rechargeable via USB cord which plugs into a waterproof socket that is mid-way along the outside side of the shaft.

It came charged so I  turned it on by keeping the top button pressed for about 3 seconds and the bottom button allows you to scroll through the 10 vibration modes.

Mjuze The Lithe’s Vibration Modes

  1. Constant low level vibration.
  2. Constant mid level vibration.
  3. Constant high level vibration.
  4. Evenly spaced intermittent vibration at mid level.
  5. 1 long large vibration followed by 4 softer vibrations in quick succession.
  6. 3 seconds of intense vibrations followed by 3 intermittent vibrations followed by 6 quick intermittent vibrations.
  7. 5 seconds of deep rumbly vibrations followed by 5 seconds of intense high level vibrations.
  8. 4 intense intermittent vibrations followed by 3 seconds of vibration starting at intense and decreasing to a low level.
  9. 4 quick intense intermittent vibrations followed by 3 seconds of wavy vibrations at a low level.
  10. 6 seconds of intense vibrations followed by decreasing vibration for about 2 seconds.

These modes are more than enough for even the most demanding of sex toy users.  The entire toy is totally flexible which allows you to ergonomically shape it to your body type. After I placed some water-based lubricant on the stimulation ears, I explored all the different erotic possibilities that this pleasure device offered.  One thing that should be noted that when making contact to the body the toy almost immediately came close to body temperature and even straight from the box was not cold and felt ‘right’.

It can also be used for anal stimulation but it very quickly brought me to climax with clit stimulation and my favourite vibration mode was 7.  I love a deep rumbly vibration.  Afterwards, it was easy to clean up as the toy is 100% waterproof so washing it off with warm soapy water and then rinsing it off in the sink was a breeze.  I placed it on a clean towel and left it to air-dry.

When I finished I placed it on charge as I always like to be prepared for any opportunity but was disappointed that a charging light did not display.  There is a charging light that goes on the toys I own that will either turn off, turn on or change color when it is fully charged.  This had one.  I note that the manufacturer said to fully charge the toy (from a depleted battery) will take 4 hours. I have never used the entire battery capacity in a single session and I like to keep my toys fully charged and ready.  This is something I think should have been a standard option.  The bottom control lights up in sync with the vibration mode so I found it odd that a charging light was not there.

Reading through the manufacturer’s specification the sound level was supposed to be the same as the Wanderfall and Flowing Body Wands but it seemed a lot less to me.  Not sure why.


There is no doubting that this is a great and unique clit tickler that most women are going to love.  It ticks all the boxes (the only negative was that there was no charging light).

I give it 7.5 out of 10!

Mjuze Finger Teaser


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Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Finger Teaser is a 10-speed finger vibrator that gives sensual vibrations with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. It can be used to spice up sex with your partner or for some solo sessions in the bathroom. The Finger Teaser allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 10,000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 45 dB
  • Total length: 6.7 cm / 2.63 Inch
  • Total width: 4.4 cm / 1.73 Inch
  • Width vibrating tip: 2.7 cm / 1.06 Inch
  • Diameter inner ring: 3.3 cm / 1.29 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 180 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 10.90 x 10.60 x 6.10 cm
  • Weight: 116 gram


Nothing beats a little bit of clit play especially when it is made easy with a finger vibe.  For solo action, foreplay or couples play it is the ultimate and essential tool and in many cases will bring the ultimate climax.  The Finger Teaser vibration surface is much wider than a standard finger vibe and has on it some circular ridges with a bump in the middle to give extra stimulation. There is a circular channel at the rear of it which is fairly stretchable that you insert your finger or fingers to hold it.

There are 10 vibration modes to scroll through until you discover the one that unleashes your erotic fantasies and the motor is conveniently located just under the stimulating ripples that will enable you to channel the power in a clit-centric manner.  It is a rechargeable vibe via USB cable that plugs into the base of the toy.  Fully waterproof this is a toy that can be taken into the bath to relax after a long and stressful day.

The toy came charged which is always a good thing.  Being a girl that loves clit stimulation this is the perfect fit for me and within minutes of firing this baby up I was in heaven.  The soft silicone material feels like a dream on the skin and massaging with the ripples gave me goosebumps they felt so good.  It is a toy that I would have no hesitation giving to my boyfriend during foreplay and can see this definitely going into my bag of tricks.

This is a powerful sex toy – no doubt about it and was entirely a pleasure to use.  This one I would recommend to beginners or anyone that wants a pleasure object that is not intimidating and is easy to use.


Cannot fault the Mjuze Finger Teaser and give it a resounding 10 out of 10.

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

My Super Hung Hero’s Captain Cock

Just the other day I entertained the thought of arousing myself with my favourite super hero’s cock. You see I had come across the ultimate treat a dildo named the Super Hung Hero Captain Cock which is based upon Captain America. I absolutely worship Captain America so I thought this product would make a perfect addition to my sex toy collection. The dildo is made in a classic blue colour that instantly inspires desire for some macho like action beneath the sheets. This dildo definitely helps out in setting the scene for my orgasmic fantasy to come to life.

To be frank, I just adore a sufficiently large cock and this sex toy was in line with that particular personal preference. The dildo measures 9.25” in total length with an 8.5” insertable length. He has a girth of 6.25” and a width of 1.9” at its largest point. What makes this dildo easy to use is the tapered tip and what gives a sudden expansion of pleasure is the gentle bulbous area near the tip of the shaft. This dildo really is a rock solid erection.

The really exciting feature that made me consider buying this particular sex toy was the dual texturing made with ripples which looked like they would give me a series of exhilarating orgasms. It is made with raised areas for texture that mimic the design of Captain America’s shield. It is made with a metallic base which makes it compatible with my favourite harness. It is made with a novelty design that’s absolutely practical and perfect for collectors!

Captain America sex toy
Image: Super Hung Heroes Captain Packaging

To top all the off, I was especially pleased to learn that this dildo is made in America by Doc Johnson. Doc Johnson is a major sex toy company who make thousands of products so my confidence and concerns on safety were assured. There are four other dildos in this collection which include:

  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes The Hammer: A Thor themed dildo.
  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes Rock Hard Man – A Iron Man themed dildo.
  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes Amazing Webshooter – A Spiderman themed dildo.
  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes Caped Cock – A Batman themed dildo.

My Personal Experience With The My Super Hung Heroes Captain Cock

What I love about Captain America and other super heroes is that they are supposed to be our object of infatuation with their incredible prowess and timely response to a civilisation’s time of need. After reading the products description on the packaging and looking sceptically at my purchase, the quality seemed to be decent. At first, I didn’t buy into its vibe but after a few trials I knew I was in for the ride of my life. What follows after you buy the dildo is entirely up to your wild imagination.

When using this sex toy, I experienced a ton of pleasure. I just can’t just get enough action. The feeling of Captain America massaging against my breasts and pussy is an exhilarating ecstasy. I thrilled my personal fetish after I explored the contour lines from the tip to the generous width down to the base. Since there are no batteries, you are in full control of the levels of pressure, speed and intensity of the experience. The long shaft of this dildo massaging my body is my favourite feeling.

Stimulation with this sex toy is no longer a boring routine. Afterwards, I felt sexually satisfied and content. My body did not feel sore after many immense rounds of pleasure that I put myself through. The sex toy is made with premium grade silicone which is great to work with and easy to clean afterwards.

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I highly recommend Super Hung Hero Captain Cock for those seeking a classic sex toy with a friendly price tag. It is safe to conclude that the product is a wonderful addition to any sex toy collection. It adds a fresh perspective with some pretty naughty and seriously fun positions to try out. I appreciate a dildo that won’t back down until my needs are fully met. This hunk edition is worth the asking price.


Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

The Greatest Kegel Trainer On The Market!

Pelvic floor muscle weight lifter Kim Anami

If you have read some of my previous articles, you may have noticed that in about 90% of my posts I mention Kegel exercises. This is for a very important reason! If there’s one thing that I get excited about selling in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres, it’s these products so you can imagine how thrilled I was to see the incredible Elvie come into the store.

Elvie The Award Winning Kegel Exerciser

Anyone who is serious about pelvic floor training needs to know about the Elvie because, quite simply, it is the greatest Kegel trainer on the market! Kegel exercises are so important for all women to complete, with genetics, high-impact sport, aging, pregnancy and childbirth contributing to weak pelvic floor muscles. Weak pelvic floor muscles can result in urinary incontinence, vaginal prolapse, poor core strength and difficulties post-childbirth. Strong pelvic floor muscles can mean these issues are avoided or even resolved, with also more intense and powerful orgasms achievable when completing regular Kegel exercises. So if your physical health is not enough of a reason to get going with Kegels then think about the pleasure that can be reached from committing to them.

Kegel exercises can be completed without a product however from my personal experience and from what I have come to understand about women, it is so easy to forget to do them. Investing in a Kegel training product means that you keep yourself accountable to complete them, with no toy more easy and exciting to use than the Elvie!

Elvie Measures The Strength Of Your Pelvic Floor Muscles

Bluetooth technology has been a fairly recent addition to the sex toy industry, with most of the toys equipped with this feature used to control vibrations. The Elvie is a Kegel trainer that, when inserted into the vagina, measures the strength of your pelvic floor muscle contractions by connecting to the smartphone application. This app includes a range of 5 minute workouts and indicates whether you are completing the exercises correctly. These app workouts are interactive, with the gem on the screen rising to allow you to visualise the muscle contractions. The app keeps a record of the strength of your muscle contractions which allows you to track your progress as time goes on.

Kegel exerciser with smart phone app
Image: Elvie Kegel Exerciser And Mobile Application

Elvie’s Ergonomical Shape

The shape of the Elvie is reminiscent of a tadpole (Ok sperm if you want my honest first thoughts) with the larger end being inserted into the vagina with or without the changeable cover and the tail kept outside of the body. The cover is included for those who like a firmer, more comfortable fit in the body. It is important that the Elvie is not inserted too far into the vagina, with the app able to tell you if any adjustments are needed.

Other Features Of The Elvie

Elvie is made from high quality medical grade silicone that is very easy to keep clean. It is waterproof so using a mild soap and washing it under warm water will keep it spick and span. I am also thrilled that with the enormous range of pink and purple sex toys on the market, the Elvie is a beautiful mint green colour.

The Elvie includes a discrete and sleek carry case that also works as the charger. The battery life of the Elvie can last up to one month, with the USB charger easy to use.

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To cover against any manufacturing faults, the Elvie includes a 2 year warranty. This will give you the peace of mind that you are making a worthy investment for a product that will last.

I am certainly not surprised to hear the rave reviews Elvie has received since its debut. As well as featuring in countless women’s magazines, the Elvie is recommended by physiotherapists, obstetricians and personal trainers worldwide.

The Importance Of Maintaining Your Pelvic Floor Muscles

I have mentioned much about the physical benefits of Kegel exercises however what I feel most passionate about are the psychological effects achieved from connecting to our bodies and vaginas. There are many women in the world who are completely disconnected from their bodies, with feelings of shame or embarrassment when it comes to their genitals. Using a Kegel trainer like the Elvie not only leads to greater physical health but can mean that women can become more connected to and accepting of their genitals. Committing to the exercise a couple of times throughout the day – For example: upon waking in the morning, on your lunchtime break and before going to sleep at night – means that you are taking time for yourself, your pleasure and your health. It is crucial for women to take time to fill up their own cups and do something for themselves so that they can be more alive, loving and energised in their lives. I believe that the Elvie can be a gateway to a more embodied, connected, healthier and pleasurable life for women so for this reason it gets a huge thumbs up from me.

Author: Stephanie Curtis, Sexologist, BA Nursing

Meet the newest member to our team of experts. Stephanie Curtis is a sexologist with a huge capacity to care. Involved in spirituality and tantra her articles are professional, articulate and interesting. Enjoy Steph’s writings at the adultsmart sexual wellness and health blog.