I Won the Grand Slam!

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These days it seems like the only time I truly get to be alone is in the bath. No one to bother me, be it in person, on socials or heaven forbid, by actually calling on a phone. Beyond bath time giving me the chance to collect my thoughts and release my stresses of the day, that also makes it the perfect time to get myself off.

When the guy in the sex shop was showing me some new Evolved toys, the Grand Slam easily stood out from the rest. This very aptly named toy really does the lot. The shaft of this deep blue toy not only thrusts, but it also twirls, and just to put the icing on the cake, has rotating beads along it. For external pleasure, it has two bulbous rabbit ears, each with its own motor, and is designed to give a rumbly vibration deep down to the areas of your clitoris many may not even know exists. Those ‘legs’ that spread down thoughout your vaginal area, and not just the little ‘bean’ everyone thinks is the clit.

While I was holding the demo and feeling its intense vibes, the shop guy was muttering on about its features, ‘rechargeable’, ‘5 year warranty’ etc, but when he said ‘waterproof and submersible’, I couldn’t get the boxed toy onto the counter quick enough!

Of course, when you have big plans for alone time, something always seems to pop up and delay it for as long as possible and so it wasn’t until well after ten that night until I finally slipped into that steaming hot bath. With a few sips of my white wine, I could already begin to feel the days troubles float away. Until I put my glass down and saw that big blue bad boy staring right back at me.

No, not yet.

But my mind wouldn’t escape it, even as I sank and immersed myself to the top of my neck, my nipples poking through the water like they were gasping for air, I could still remember how it trembled in my hand back in the shop. How when I held its shaft, it kept trying to drive itself into me, beckoning to me, just as I could feel it doing now from the bath side stand.

Look into my eyes, I am your captain now,’ it was saying, just as all rabbit vibes do these days.

But really, why should I withold pleasure for myself. It’s not like I was waiting for him to buy me a drink or anything. I snatched up his slender, sleek body and turned on the shaft. He immediately whirred into action, thrusting and twisting, beads spinning.

I couldn’t remember the last time I felt so damn eager!

The water churned as I submerged the toy. No lube required tonight. He crept inside me, and for a moment, I felt my body struggling against it. This was one intense fucking toy. The Grand Slam was already getting me hotter than the bath water, and we’d barely even started.

I clicked the rabbit ears on as they rocked up along each side of my clit. Jesus! Those motors sure rumbled into action, sending pulses deep down through the body and bulbs of my clitoris. Uncontrollably, my foot sent water splashing over the edge of the bath.

From here, the Grand Slam and I began to work organically, in unison. I have no recollection which buttons or settings I was using, just completely lost to the sensations. Every time the shaft rotated, its beads would sweep past my g-spot and I’m glad that nobody could see the reaction on my face that this motion drew from me.

Barely a minute into play, and this bad boy grabbed a hold of me and dragged me kicking and screaming, literally, to a ravaging climax. I used to think I knew what the words orgasmic, ecstatic and explosive meant, until I met the Grand Slam.

Still lost in the thrall of this blue beauty, I couldn’t even manage to withdraw the toy. And so it took me again, cresendoing in seconds, forcing both the bath water and myself to gush everywhere.

And then once again.

And again, until completely spent, my body ejected this majestic beast into the bath, where I could hear it still swimming around over my panting breath. I couldn’t even move, besides my twitching legs and heaving chest.

Eventually I managed to turn my new favourite toy off, but it was still a long time until I could sip my now warm wine or empty out the nearly cold bath water. When I finally did, even the light satin of my slip continued to send shudders through my body. Needless to say, I had an amazing sleep that night.

 

Evolved sex toys are available at the oh zone adult stores.

Soft By Playful

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Soft by playful is a new sex toy range that has just come out. The three new and totally different designs are called desire body wand, cherish rabbit vibe and the seduce vibe. All three come in two bright and colourful colours, pink and purple. The material that they have all been made with is so a soft, gentle and beautiful texture that goes so well with touching your skin. Its by far the softest silicone toys to be played around with. Its a hundred percent one of the best feeling toys i have ever purchased.
Playful have made the items material with medical grade silicone which is the safest type of silicone used with a human body. They advertise as 100% waterproof which is very helpful for cleaning the toys down careful without causing any water damage. These three products also come USB rechargeable so your never having to mess around with batteries which lets be honest that is no fun for anyone.
They come with a two year warranty, so if any mechanical problems occur they can be replaced within this time. The sound is whispering quiet so there is no worrying about anyone else nearby being able to hear you having your fun, also great being discrete from hiding from the kids. If your needing a lube to go along side these toys i would stuck to a water based lubricant as silicone lube can eat away at these toy over time if its not cleaned off the toy properly.
Desire – Body Wand

 
Out of all the wands going about in the adult industry just now this body wand is very small in size, which is great to have sitting in your hand comfortably with its weight. The top part of it is almost shaped like the top of a mushroom. It has a flexible head that mores easily for use around your full body. It has super soft silicone head to be placed onto your skin without rubbing or irritating. The battery life can used up to approximately 80 minutes and recharging times around 70 minutes for full power with is all run from a single motor. It has seven different motions and styles of vibration that can be used and is all controlled by one simple button. Very easy to turn on and off with that button. To turn toy on and off just hold down the button for three seconds and click once each time to move toy onto next vibrating pattern.
Cherish – Rabbit vibe
This rabbits super soft silicone feeling reminds me of the porn hub rabbit but a lot cheaper price tag attached. At the end of the toy it has a ripped tip to add more pleasure. This toy has ten different motions and vibrations to work with. It runs from a dual motor. the way they have designed it is that the toy is very flexible and easy to move around and get in position. The battery life is approximately 90 minutes and recharging time for a full battery is around 120 minutes. If you are a girl that likes clitoris and g-spot stimulation together then this is perfect for you. If your wanting to make the rabbit into a plain wand vibe the you can bend back the rabbit ear attachment. At the bottom it has two buttons to power the toy and they are also the magnets to attach the charging cable to.  To turn off or on simply hold A or B button down for three seconds. Both buttons can be used and pressed to change through vibration modes.
Seduce – Vibe
If your wanting a toy that is just simple and can do the trick, this is your best bet out of three types. Its just plain, smooth and soft the full way. It also runs from a single motor.  Its running battery time is approximately 90 minutes and needs 120 minutes to charge a full battery. It charges and turns on/off etc the exact same way you would work the cherish toy buttons. This toy has ten different vibrations to play around with. Its designed to tease your g spot. The flexible shaft of the toy allows you to bend around and play about with to be able to get toy into the perfect position for pleasure.

Wooden sex toys… won’t I get splinters?

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The never ending myth about all wooden toys is… but won’t I get splinters? I mean, when you think about it does any wooden furniture you sit on splinter you? Or your timber bed frame? What about that wooden spoon you use to cook? Exactly, none of these splinter you! So why would a sex toy that’s been carefully crafted for your bodily bits and bobs!
When looking to buy a wooden sex toy, keep in mind the things you’re wanting out of it, maybe a nice bulge for your g spot? Or maybe just a simple straight up and down! Wooden toys have just as much variety as regular toys. Even butt plugs!
Sustainability The beauty of wooden crafted toys is that the majority of people make them out of scrap wood which has either been given to them or picked up from scrap yards. This makes them extremely eco friendly toys, a big tick in the books of mother nature! The premium quality toys are coated with a formula that won’t ever chip or crack off, making them safe to use for a long time. They are also totally non porous when covered with the right coating!

How to Choose a Quality Wooden Toy

When choosing a wooden toy it’s important to read their descriptions thoroughly, as this is where you’ll learn about what wood they’re made from and what coating has been used. Try your best to avoid a “natural finish” wooden dildo, as these are more susceptible to coating damage and taking in moisture and bacteria. Another coating you may come across is something listed as “non-toxic food grade/body safe coating” which commonly is a wax and oil mixture, while these kinds of coatings are totally body safe, they will eventually wear off, so it’s best to avoid a butt plug coated in this material unless it’s only being used once or twice. It’s important to always check your wooden toy over from top to toe to make sure they’re not losing their coatings. There are a few wooden toys with medical grade coatings, but they’re mainly
manufactured through a company called Nobessence.  These types of coating will last the test of time better than any other coating.

How to Test Your New Toy

After purchasing your new wooden toy, you should do a “water test” and try and do these regularly. The water test is super simple, just fill your bathroom sink up with some luke warm water and submerge the toy for an amount of time (5 minutes is usually enough), and then take it out and dry it off. Once dry check the wooden toy’s coating all over for any cracks or shedding, also any white bubbles or similar looking defects. If you spot anything like this contact the manufacturer or store you bought it from and do not use it. This means it’s now a compromised toy and can harbour dangerous bacteria.

Storage

Your wooden toy should be stored in a specific way. Although sitting in a drawer with all your silicone toys won’t cause any significant harm, it’s important to look after the outer body of the wooden toy. If dropped on a hard surface or left rolling around you can damage the coating resulting in porosity. Most wooden toys will come with their own padded storage bag, but if they
don’t, it’s important to invest in one, it can be simple to make your own out of bubble wrap, or a google search will help you find one.
All in all, a wooden sex toy is a brilliant investment, safe and friendly to the environment and totally unique. Be sure to use some water based lube for ultimate pleasure and easy movement. And once finished, give it a good clean with a gentle toy cleaner! Feel free to give the Adult Lifestyle Centers a call to ask any further questions or find out about our range of toys!

Doxy 3 Bodywand

Doxy Bodywand
Doxy is well known for their wands which are a strong competitor for the OG Hitachi Magic Wand. Today I’m going to talk about the Doxy massager, Doxy Die Cast and the doxy Number 3.
The Original Doxy massager that retails for $275 is made from a PVC head and plastic body that comes in black, white, pink or purple. This claims to be the worlds most powerful mains operated massager wand, which I definitely agreed with until they released the Die Cast. They started off great with a VERY deep and rumbly vibration that increases in intensity.
This is not for anyone who is sensitive in the clitoral area, wands are made to cover more surface area than your regular vibrator and are designed to be much less pinpoint. My only complaint about the Doxy and the Die Cast is the size, we know that wands are obviously going to be bigger than other vibes but these wands measure a huge 13 inches long. Although it is quite light, the size can make it sometime difficult to hold.
The Doxy Die Cast, retailing for $390 is very similar to the original. In my opinion, I think its a hair stronger in its vibrations, not much but there is definitely a difference. the Die Cast is made from a silicone head and a polished aluminium\titanium alloy body. The Die Cast also measures at 13 inches, so the added weight from the body can be a disadvantage. Although it looks great it can be a pain to hold. But I’m not kidding when I say I’ve never felt a vibration like this. I know that I like deep and rumbly vibrations but this is next level. if you like hard and fast this is the toy for you. for me personally, I find it very easy to get off with the lower settings and no other toy has granted that.
All of the Doxy wands come with 3 button controls, and on\off button, + button and a – button. one of my favorite thongs is how easy it is to find the buttons while using it because they are HUGE. there’s nothing worse than trying to turn your toy up a level and having to fiddle for the buttons or worse, accidentally lowering the settings or turning it off.
 Doxy decided to change it up a bit creating the Doxy Number 3. Retailing for $325 they finally made a smaller wand. Not a lot smaller but hey anything is better. The Number 3 measures at 11 inches with a removable silicone head and an aluminium\titanium alloy body just like the Die Cast. All of the Doxy wands are corded but they are very generous with their cords so it doesn’t really phase me. Number three includes a cord length of 3m.
I was very excited to see a lighter, smaller version but was actually quite disappointed when trying. I found the vibrations were buzzy and the head of the wand was rock hard and uncomfortable compared to the Doxy and Die Casts nice squishy heads. I also found Number 3 to be a lot more concentrated than the others, which in my opinion I didn’t like. It still has quite a large head but it felt a lot more pinpoint.
I absolutely love Doxy as a brand and everything that they’ve done, but the no. 3 just wasn’t for me. But ill never turn my back on my Doxy massager and Die Cast.

Eva II By Dame – Sex Toy Review!

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The “EVA II” is a unique hands-free couple’s vibrator. What makes “EVA II” stand out against other couples toys, is the shape of the toy as well as how you position it. The shape, in my opinion, is very similar to that of a beetle, a robust figure with two small “wings” coming out from either side. As mentioned what sets this vibrator apart from other couples toys is how it sits, most couples toys will have a U shape which will sit on the inside of the vagina providing stimulation to the G-Spot while the other side sits against the clitoris. The “Eva II” however isn’t inserted, the small flexible wings tuck under the labia which holds the toy in place with the body sitting against the clitoris providing a constant vibration stimulation. One can also use “Eva II” as a hands-free vibrator for solo masturbation!!

 

 

UNBOXING EVA II

Upon unboxing the “Eva II” you will be greeted with either a lovely and sleek Pink (Quartz) or Green (Fir) box depending on which of the two beautiful colours you have selected. Once you slide off the lid, the little Pink or Green “beetle” will be sitting next to the charging case, underneath these items is the instruction booklet, USB charging cord and a little discreet silk bag for you to keep your new friend in.

 

HOW TO USE EVA II

One of my favourite aspects of the “Eva II” is how easy it is to use!! Whether with a partner or by yourself, place the “Eva II” by gently pulling the labia majora over the wings one lip at a time. Adjust the placement of the toy according to what feels most comfortable for you, everyone is different as are their bodies, so keep that in mind when fitting the “Eva II”. You can also place the “Eva II” in different positions such as upside down, higher or lower or even sit the toy in the labia minora if this feels more comfortable for you! Once set in place you’re ready to go!! Press the small button on the top end of the toy to turn on, press again to cycle through the different vibration settings. The “Eva II” has three different vibration speeds to choose from, each time you press the little button the vibrations will intensify. Hold the button down in order to turn your toy off.

 

CHARGING

The “Eva 11” comes with a discreet charging case. When the toy is on low battery the light will flash red to give you a heads up that it will need to be charged shortly. Plug the USB charging cable into the back of the charging case, simply place the “Eva II” wings down into the charging case and your toy will begin to charge. While charging, the “Eva II” will blink green and will stop blinking and stay green once the toy is fully charged. Once charging you can pop the charging cases’ lid on and go about your day without a worry! “Eva II” lasts for 5 hours straight on the lowest vibration setting and 1 hour on the highest vibration setting.

 

TRAVEL MODE

Another cool feature of the “Eva II” is that it has a “travel mode” setting. This prevents the toy from turning on and vibrating away in any bag or draw you might have placed it in. To activate this feature hold the button for 10 seconds, the “Eva II” will blink once for each second and then turn off. To turn this function off simply place your toy in the charging base.

 

FEATURES

Medical Grade Silicone (phthalate free), Water Proof (shower or bath), Hands-Free, Partner Use Optional, Travel Mode, 3 Speeds, Whisper quiet, Charging Case.

CARE

  • Do NOT overextend wings on “Eva II”
  • Clean regularly with Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner
  • Do NOT submerge charging case/base
  • Do NOT leave in extreme heat or cold

 

All in all, the “Eve II” is a great couple’s toy as well as a solo play toy. I’m very glad I was given the opportunity to test it out, the strong vibrations as well as the hands-free aspect make this toy a staple for any partner or solo play!!

Good Luck and Enjoy!!

 

Eva II by Dame is available through the Lifestyle Center Adult Shops.  Visit the nearest one near you!