Get Rid Of Those BAD Vibes!

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Over the past 2 and a half years I’ve been working in the Oh Zone stores I have learned a lot about the different types of adult products that are available to us.   I can’t even tell you how many there were that I never even knew existed and how much there still is for me to learn. If you haven’t read any of my reviews before and know nothing about me, I am a 24-year-old lesbian who owns a lot of sex toys and a lot of them being strap-on related products. So, today I am going to be telling you all about my experiences with strap-ons, which ones I recommend and which ones I think shouldn’t even be allowed to be on the market.

Double ender strap on sex toy

We all need to start somewhere I guess and the above image is where it all began for me. My first girlfriend took me to the Gold Coast for my 20th birthday, we decided on the plane that we would go straight to condom kingdom and pick out our first strapon together. I can’t quite remember our thought process and how we ended up with the grossest double ended strapon in the shop but this is what we ended up wasting our money on. I remember us getting to the hotel, opening the box and taking out this jelly looking double-ended penis with stretchy straps.

Within 5 minutes of observing it, the girlfriend made me run across the road to the closest convenience store to purchase some condoms to throw over the top of it because she didn’t trust the material. She already owned a few vibrators and I had 0 experience so I trusted that she knew what she was doing and I let her take control of the night. She then told me to put it on so we could give it a go and here came the next problem of the night…. The damn straps wouldn’t fit me!! In the end, it ended up being super uncomfortable for the both of us, the straps didn’t fit me at all and were flimsy for her so there was no support and the dildos didn’t feel that good for either of us so we gave up.

A few months had passed, we were going to give the ugly purple thing another go but when I pulled it out of the drawer that we had hidden it in I noticed the toy was no longer purple.. it was brown… and straight into the bin, it went.

That was the only toy I had used before working in an adult shop and honestly it made me never want to use one again. If I hadn’t started working here I don’t think I would have tried again. This is the reason I’ll usually warn first-time toy users, if you want to buy a cheap toy because you want to see if you’ll like it first, DON’T because then you will most likely hate it! You are so much better off spending that little bit of extra money on a toy that you are more likely going to enjoy and that you won’t have to replace after a few months. Research! Read reviews and look into brands before deciding on buying a toy instead of buying cheap rubbish that turns into poo after a few months… Trust me!

I personally have a checklist of 5 things that need to be ticked off before I purchase a toy.

  1. High-grade silicone, glass or steel.
  2. 100% Waterproof
  3. Rechargeable
  4. Warranty
  5. Quiet

 

Strap On Sex Toys For Girls

I will be completely honest though, I personally hate all types of double ended strapons because they have all failed in different ways for me. Within the first few months of working here, I decided to give the Fun Factory strapless strapon a chance. It ticked all the boxes but it still just wasn’t right for me. It was uncomfortable, every time I used it I ended up with a bacterial infection because of the crossing of bacteria between me and my partner and I couldn’t hold it in for the life of me, it would fall out at least 5+ times during play because my pelvic floor wasn’t strong enough.

Now like they say, you need to get through a storm to get to a rainbow.

I now only purchase straps and dildos separately because usually when they come together either the straps suck or the dildo isn’t good quality. When I want me and my partner to both have internal stimulation I will wear my We-Vibe Sync and then I will put my straps and dildo on.

Sex Harnesses For Lesbians

I have owned the Fun Factory sex toy harness for about 2 years now and they have been the straps that get the most use. I bought the rodeo underwear harness because it was everything I wanted and more in a harness (looks wise) but as a harness it was terrible, there is absolutely no dildo support. Now they are just the most expensive pair of underwear I own.

When I wear my Fun Factory straps I also wear a pair of male underwear underneath because that’s what makes me feel comfortable. I totally recommend you do the same if you are into the more masculine harnesses. They are machine washable which makes it easy to keep them clean all the time and they are adjustable around the legs and waist so even if I eat a few too many McNuggets that week they still fit!!

Recommended hardness brands (masculine & feminine) 

  • Fun Factory Harness
  • Liberator Harnesses
  • Calexotics Harnesses
  • Sportsheets Harnesses

Recommended dildo brands 

  • Fun Factory
  • BS Atelier
  • Tantus
  • Evolved

So many customers tell me that they throw away their dildos after breaking up with different partners. Look, I definitely understand it if it’s an emotional thing but if it’s a hygiene thing then please don’t if it was an expensive dildo!

High-grade silicone can be boiled to sanitize.

So just boil away those bad vibes and put your dildos back in their hiding spot! 😃❤ from Elliana

What Are You Doing With Le Wand!

Le Wand Sex Toys

Today I will be reviewing one of the newer products that have just landed in our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres, the Le Wand Petite. If you have been in our stores or on our website before then this product may already look familiar to you. Last year Le Wand released their first wand which was a bigger version of the petite and won the Xbiz Award for the luxury brand of the year. With their luxurious packaging and gorgeous designed wand, there is no doubt as to why they are now one of the best selling wands on the market.

Le Wand Petite 

I honestly like the Petite much more than the original. I personally prefer a vibrator that isn’t a massive effort to keep a hold of, I find the bigger wands always need two hands for better control and I am not about that life. The petite fits nicely in one hand and you can still press all the buttons with that same hand. There is a plus, minus, and function button. To turn on your the Le Wand press the plus button once and to turn off hold down the minus button. By pressing the middle button you will go into function mode where you will find 6 different patterns to choose from and you can also increase and decrease the vibration patterns by playing around with your plus and minus buttons. There are 10 different speed options. Le Wand also offers a travel lock option which you can activate and deactivate by holding down your plus and minus button at the same time for 3 seconds.

Le Wand has a flexible high-grade silicone head for easy control and a nice soft touch. To clean, Le Wand recommends spaying the head with toy cleaner and either wiping it off after with a cloth or simply washing it off with some warm water. This toy is shower proof for your shower time fun but they do not say anything about it being fully submersible so I would not try using it in a bath tub unfortunately.

Wands can be used for solo or couples play. Make sure to give it a try when giving your partner a full body massage as they are great for knotted backs!

Petite has 2 color options, a metallic purple, and a beautiful rose gold.

le wand sex toy
Le wande massager

Unboxing  The LeWand

Let me just start with the actual box itself before getting to what is inside of it. When a company puts a lot of effort into their packaging like this one does you have to acknowledge it! All of the basics that you need to know about the toy is written for you on the sides of the box. When looking at our wand wall their products stand out from the rest and that is because they have put in those extra miles to make their products unique.

Inside your box, you will find your Le Wand and its charging cord. Le Wand does not supply a wall dock but you should make sure to always use one when charging rather than using a computer. You will also find a beginners guide and a manual for your toy, which I always recommend having a read of while you’re waiting for it to charge up for the first time. It is a good thing to know all about your toys so that you get the best experience with it and know everything it has to offer. Last but not least the company also supplies a nice little carry pouch for you to store your wand in when not in use.

Charging 

Yes, this is not a corded wand like most others on the market. Unfortunately, this does mean that the toy will need a break between charges as it will not work whilst being plugged in but I think this can be a good thing because toys do need a wresting time so that you don’t end up blowing the internal motors. There aren’t any cords getting in the way during play though, so I think this is a massive positive!

Your Le Wand needs approximately 2 hours of charging for a full charge and can last up to 1 hour in play depending on the settings that you are using. When charging the lights with flash and when complete the lights will go to a still. If you are using your wand and the lights start rapidly flashing this means your toy is telling you that it needs to be charged.

Warranty 

Le Wand offers a one-year manufacturing warranty.

Extra Info

Le Wand also has attachment options that we also stock that are sold separately. They have 3 different texture sleeves that you can put over the top of the head of the wand for a different feel. There are also 2 different internal, silicone attachments for either g-spot or anal play.

Have fun and be safe ❤

Elliana

Consultant at the Oh Zone Stores

Are We Able To Stop This UPRIZE?

Large dildos

PEOPLE THE UPRIZE IS A MONTH AWAY FROM BEING AVAILABLE AND I’M WAY BEYOND TOO EXCITED TO WAIT TO TALK ABOUT!

This review is brought to you by a big dyke that hated dildos before working in an adult shop, but now has seen the light and owns too many to count. The first year of me working for Oh Zone I was only purchasing the dildos that looked the least like a penis as possible. Two years later and the majority of my collection now looks as lifelike as possible. Over the past two years, I have discovered a lot about myself and the things I am into when it comes to sex. I still haven’t worked it all out and there is still a lot of confusion that I have when it comes to my gender, but right now I am beyond happy to be a woman in 2018 with a product that is about to be released that gives me the option of having a penis that erects! Yes you read that correctly, the dildo erects and my big gay heart is exploding with joy because I finally get to experience having a proper hard-on!

This is the first erecting dildo so there definitely are some imperfections that I will talk about but first I am going to boast about all the great things that made me want to talk about it straight away.

The Uprize is a high-grade silicone, rechargeable dildo that can either be controlled via the two buttons on the side of the toy or with the wireless remote that it comes with. Silicone toys can not be used with silicone lubricant as it destorys the material. Make sure to purchase yourself some good quality, water-based lubricant if you do not already own some to use with the Uprize.

It has a suction base for solo play but it is also harness compatible for partner play. Love Honey has released an Uprize Harness that you can purchase separately but I have not seen it yet so I can’t give you a review on that aspect.

This awesome product doesn’t just erect, it also vibrates and there are 10 different vibration modes to choose from. When using the wireless remote, to make the dildo go from flacid to hard it only takes one click of the middle button. The other two buttons will allow you to control your vibration functions.

So far there will be two sizes available, a 6 inch and an 8 inch. You will also be able to purchase either of these sizes in three different colors, purple, black and nude.

The Uprize is 100% waterproof for some bathroom fun and I am pretty damn excited about that! Not quite sure how well it works for everyone else but being a lesbian and attempting to have sex in the shower is a very big struggle. I love it but it usually just ends in cramps some good laughs. Thinking about it now I’ve never tried using a strap on in the shower but this toy now makes me want to give it a shot. Waterproof also means it is super easy to keep clean! Toy cleaner and some warm water is the best way to keep your toys clean.

Flexible Dildo
Moving Dildo

As I said before there are some imperfections, but this is just my opinion so these may not be imperfections for you. The motor could be a lot quieter, as soon as you go past the first vibration setting it does get quite loud. When I squeezed the toy it didn’t sound as loud though so I’d recommend inserting it first before turning on vibrations if you live with people. Also, when it erects it isn’t super loud, but there is a noise that sounds like a plane taking off when it moves. For me, I want the most realistic experience and that is something that would put me off a bit.

It is quite heavy so I’m not sure how great it is going to be with certain harnesses. I’d probably recommend getting a harness with thicker straps and that has both waist and leg straps for extra support.

It could also definitely be a bit more realistic but like I said before, I know it is the first of its kind so I am sure they will only get better with time.

WARNING

This product is way too chunky to be used as a packer unless you are into having a super huge bulge, if that is the case then you should definitely go for it! I will warn you now though, I would not try making the toy go hard underneath pants or underwear as you may end up breaking the motor and this is not covered by warranty.

The Uprize comes with a 1-year manufacturing warranty.

Elliana is a consultant at the oh zone adult stores.

My Best Satisfyer Is A Womanizer Premium!

Use a Womanizer Premium for pleasure

Today, I was lucky enough to be able to check out the newest Womanizer that will soon be available worldwide. I know I haven’t used one yet and that they are not even available yet but I was so impressed by it that I had to talk about! I already own the Pro40 and the W500 so I’m already a massive Womanizer fan. Just read my Womanizer InsideOut review.

If you don’t know much about Womanizer, they’re an adult toy brand that works with Pleasure Air Technology which makes their products unique than the rest. Pleasure Air Technology is a mixture of suction and vibration that can be felt without even any contact. To put it simply, it feels like your clit is being sucked on with some subtle vibrations and it feels pretty damn great!

Now, before I talk about the Womanizer Premium I want to help make the decision easier for the people who are tossing up between Womanizer, Satisfyer and LELO. I have used all three brands and the only one I’ve never had a single complaint about is Womanizer. Satisfyer is good, it gets the job done but it is insanely loud. LELO frustrates the absolute sh*% out of me, it never feels like it’s sitting correctly and it just doesn’t do it for me at all. Womanizer is definitely the winner in my eyes, it’s not super loud, sits nicely, easy to control and SO MUCH STRONGER!

Sex toy Womanizer Premium
Image: Womanizer Premium

Womanizer Premium

Let’s just talk about how sexy and luxurious it looks for a quick second! When it comes to lingerie I love looking at a girl dressed in either red, black or white. I think they are hot colours, they just scream sex appeal to me just like these toys do. The Womanizer Premium is coated in a high-grade silicone for that soft touch with a gold or silver strip of ABS depending on what colour you purchase. It is slim which makes it really easy to hold and easy to use the control buttons all with the same hand.

Just like all the other Womanizer products this one also comes with an extra silicone head attachment, in a different size because this company understands and respects that all woman don’t have the same shaped vaginas.

I don’t know about the rest of the world but I hate patterns!!! I find them distracting and I’ve never been able to find one that I can even slightly stand. Womanizer is all about speed and no patterns which I think is fantastic. Premium comes with 12 different speeds to choose from and a plus and minus button for easy control!

Womanizer Premium in white
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Charging

My favorite thing about the two Womanizer products I already own is that I can have multiple play sessions with them before needing to charge them up again. Not even exaggerating I’ve had them for a fair few months now and only one has gone flat and that was after 5+ times of me using the toy.

They have changed the way the charging works with the premium, instead of having a plugin charger it is now magnetic. Which I find a lot less stressful with products when it comes to cleaning and playing with them under water. There are 3 lights that indicate how much charge is left in your toy, all 3 lights will blink whilst charging and then all 3 will stay on when completely charged.

New features

There are 2 new awesome features that Womanizer now has to offer with the Premium. I’ll start with my favorite one that absolutely blew me away as it is the one thing that stresses me out every time I use any sex toy. Now, for me, a person who lives at home with parents, I am constantly worried that someone is going to hear my toys vibrating! Let’s be honest, companies can work on silent motors all they like, but they can’t silence the paranoid voice in my head telling me “someone can definitely hear what you’re doing right now….”

When I’m constantly thinking about that I can’t concentrate on my orgasm and it becomes super frustrating. Every time I use a toy my finger is always hovering over the power button so that as soon as I finish I can turn it straight off. Well! Womanizer has now got that sorted for you with their smart silence feature. So as soon as the toy is taken off the clitoris it turns off automatically!!! THANK YOU, WOMANIZER!!!

The other new feature is called autopilot, to activate this feature press the button with the squiggly line. Autopilot basically plays around with the speeds for you, increasing and decreasing every 20 seconds or so. This feature is great if you like unexpected orgasms or if you like to build it up for a more intense finish with the feeling of realistic and lifelike oral sex.

Waterproof

As always, Womanizer Premium is 100% waterproof for your shower and bath time fun!

Warranty

Womanizer offers a 2-year manufacturing warranty.

Have fun and stay safe ❤

Love from Elliana

Author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Feel Nu And Sensuelle With Homme Ace!

Ace of Spades

Nu Sensuelle by Novel Creations is a brand that was started back in 2009 by Barry Brinberg and his wife Thao. They moved from Canada down to Australia to start up an Adult Toy brand that ended up on the shelves in stores all around the world by 2010. After only being on the US market for 3 months they proved that their products were as great as they looked by winning the XBIZ ‘Powered’ product of the year for the Sensuelle Impulse. Nu has a great range of products for everybody, from cockrings, butt plugs, clitoral vibes, g-spot vibes and more.

As a sales assistant in the Oh Zone stores, Nu Sensuelle to me has always been that go to brand if someone can’t quite afford the luxury brands eg. Lelo, Fun Factory, We-Vibe, Coco De Mer etc, but still want an upgrade from their battery operated toys. As soon as I’ve placed a Nu product in a customer’s hands to feel the motors they are usually blown away by how strong they are and go for it straight away. I also have a few products of theirs myself and I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed.

Here is a list of all the great things this brand has to offer!

  • All Nu Sensuelle products are under $100 – AFORDABLE!
  • Rechargeable – No more stealing batteries from the tv remote!
  • Strong motors with multiple speeds and patterns to chose from
  • 100% waterproof/submersible
  • Made with high-grade silicone and Phthalate free
  • Storage bags are always included
  • All products come with a 1-year warranty

 

Now, before I tell you about the two new and fantastic products Aimii and Ace let me just have a quick unhappy rant about the fact that they are the exact same product in two different types of packaging and colors for both men and woman. I’m not blaming the brand because honestly, it is smart marketing for our unfortunate close-minded society. It is 2018 god damn it! A company should not have to go through the efforts of creating two boxes because someone is unhappy with it not saying

“for men or for a woman.”

Here are two different examples of what I mean by this. I had a customer come into the store for nipple clamps one day and I showed him a few options, one being a box with a male torso on it. He then turned to me and said: “No, I want nipple clamps for women….” SERIOUSLY??????

Another example which has happened multiple times over the 2 years I have worked here would be when 2 men come into the store to purchase a dildo as a funny gift they will felt the need to inform me….. Before walking over to the dildo wall and letting me know that they are in fact not gay or a couple. (I’ve never had this happen when 2 women have come in looking for a vibrator). It is pretty clear that I am a lesbian so they are either trying to make a sly homophobic comment or they honestly feel like they are going to be judged which I would never do.  Perhpas they are trying to make themselves feel better because they have huge male egos and think “I can’t have something in my butt because that would be gay.” (Can not tell you how many times I have heard this comment).

The sad thing is even if they had just put on the one package “G-spot and/or Prostate Massager” some men and woman still probably wouldn’t be happy with it… I could go on and on forever about this but I won’t. Rant over.

G-Spot Massager
P-Spot Massager

Aimii and Ace

Nu have recently started to bring out products that are flexible and let me just say they are doing an amazing job at it. The difference though with these 2 compared to the rest is that instead of just having one motor Aimii and Ace have two! Not buzzy but super rumbly and powerful! They both have 5 speeds and 10 patterns to choose from. Both thin and long with a nice solid curve at the end to hit either the g-spot or prostate. Everyone who speaks to me about toys knows that I am a massive fan of high-grade silicone, not only for the body safe aspects but because they are really nice to touch! Because these products are made of silicone you must not use any silicone lubricant with them unless you want to destroy the material. Also, if you are purchasing the product to share with a partner make sure to grab some trusty toy cleaner, I recommend wet stuff because it is anti bacterial and anti fungal.

FUN FACT:

If a male massages his prostate he is decreasing his chances of having prostate cancer.

Ace only comes in the color black and Aimii comes in both pink and purple. Both are completely submersible into the water for all of you who like a little fun in the bath or shower.

If you are to come into any of our 3 Adult Lifestyle stores make sure to ask one of our friendly staff members to show you the tester of these amazing products so you can have a feel of how impressive these products actually are!

Be safe and enjoy ❤

About the author:  Elliana is a consultant at the Adult Lifestyle Centers.