Body-safe TPR construction makes Ted's Male Ass With Cock & Balls a 27 cm realistic masturbator weighing 2.4 kg. Medical-grade, phthalate-free, and waterproof with anatomically correct texture for immersive stroking sensation.
Key Features:
Anatomically correct proportions with realistic internal and external contours
Medical-grade TPR, phthalate-free, non-porous material
27 cm long, weighs 2.4 kg for substantial resistance
Lifelike design with detailed texture maintaining quality through repeated use
Completely waterproof construction for versatile play and easy cleaning
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Ted's Male Ass With Cock & Balls is a premium TPR masturbator measuring 27 cm long with anatomically correct proportions and realistic texture. Weighing 2.4 kg, it provides substantial resistance and stability during use. The medical-grade, phthalate-free construction is completely waterproof for versatile play and easy cleaning, suited for those seeking lifelike solo or partnered experiences.
This masturbator delivers authentic sensation through carefully engineered internal and external contours that respond to movement and pressure. The realistic proportions create an immersive experience that engages both physical sensation and visual stimulation, transforming solo exploration into something that feels genuinely interactive rather than mechanical.
Medical-grade TPR construction provides a body-safe surface that maintains durability through repeated use without degrading or losing detail. The non-porous material resists bacterial growth and simplifies cleaning, while the substantial 2.4 kg weight ensures stability during play without requiring constant grip adjustment. Those interested in expanding their collection can browse our strappy harness sets for additional intimate options.
| Dimensions | 27 cm length x 10 cm width x 23 cm depth |
| Material | Medical-grade TPR, latex-free, phthalate-free |
| Weight | 2.4 kg |
| Waterproof | Fully waterproof for shower and bath use |
| Package Dimensions | 31 cm x 28 cm x 11.5 cm |
| Includes | Ted's Male Ass With Cock & Balls in discreet packaging |
Pairing this masturbator with leather bondage harnesses during partner play can create shared stimulation experiences where both partners remain engaged. Some people secure the masturbator between their thighs or against furniture to enable hands-free exploration, discovering different sensations through movement variation rather than manual stroking. The waterproof design opens possibilities for shower or bath use, where water temperature and pressure add sensory dimension to the experience.
After each use, rinse the interior thoroughly with warm water to remove all lubricant, which can accumulate and degrade the material if left to dry inside. Allow the masturbator to air dry completely in an upright position before storage to prevent moisture retention. Store in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight and extreme heat, which can warp the TPR material over time. Avoid storing in sealed containers immediately after use, as trapped moisture can encourage bacterial growth.
Medical-grade TPR construction ensures this masturbator is body-safe and hypoallergenic, making it suitable for people with sensitive skin or latex allergies. The non-porous surface prevents bacterial colonization that can occur in silicone or other porous materials, supporting hygiene through proper cleaning. Phthalate-free formulation means no harmful chemical leaching, and the durable TPR maintains its realistic texture and structural integrity through years of regular use.
This product suits people seeking highly realistic solo stimulation without the complexity or expense of more elaborate equipment. Those interested in anatomically detailed exploration, whether exploring solo or incorporating the masturbator into partnered play, will appreciate the lifelike proportions and responsive texture. The substantial weight and waterproof design appeal to people wanting stable, versatile use across different settings—bedroom, shower, or travel scenarios where discretion and functionality matter equally.
For people who have felt disconnected from basic masturbators that prioritize mechanical function over realistic sensation, the anatomical precision of this design shifts what intimate exploration can feel like. The lifelike proportions and responsive internal contours create a sensory experience that engages visual and tactile awareness simultaneously, transforming solo pleasure into something that feels genuinely interactive rather than purely mechanical. The substantial 2.4 kg weight provides realistic resistance that lighter products cannot replicate, meaning your body works naturally rather than fighting against undersized equipment. For those frustrated by masturbators that feel plasticky or insubstantial, discovering weight and texture that respond authentically to movement changes how engaging solo sessions become. The waterproof construction adds genuine versatility—shower exploration becomes possible without worrying about damage, and the stability means hands-free positioning opens sensations that grip-dependent use cannot provide.
Our independent testers evaluated the internal texture responsiveness, weight distribution stability, waterproof integrity, and anatomical proportion accuracy. The realistic contours delivered consistent sensation across varying movement speeds, with the substantial weight providing natural resistance without requiring excessive grip pressure during extended sessions.
Testers reported that the lifelike proportions created noticeably more engaging sensations compared to generic cylindrical masturbators, with the anatomical detail maintaining structural integrity through repeated use. Individual results may vary based on anatomy, sensitivity, and usage patterns.
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| Ted's Male Ass With Cock & Balls | Anatomically correct proportions with 2.4 kg weight for realistic resistance | Only option combining lifelike detail with substantial stability | Maximum realism and authentic sensation during solo or partnered play |
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Ready to experience anatomically accurate sensation, Ted's Male Ass With Cock & Balls is available at Adultsmart. All orders ship discreetly across Australia in plain, unmarked packaging with complete confidentiality from checkout to delivery.
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