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Key Features:
Over 20 lbs of realistic Fanta-Flesh for ultra-lifelike feel
Dual-entry design with vaginal and anal stimulation
Naturally warms to body temperature during use
Anatomically detailed for immersive pleasure
Includes free lube and toy cleaner for convenience
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Yes, the PDX Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is made from Fanta Flesh material, which is easy to clean with warm water and toy cleaner.
This mega masturbator is designed to be life-sized, with a total length of 14.5 inches and a width of 12 inches, providing a realistic experience.
Absolutely, you can use water-based lubricants with this masturbator to enhance your experience and ensure smooth and comfortable penetration.
Yes, this masturbator features two tight love tunnels for thrilling sensations, as well as a round ass for added variety in your play.
While this masturbator is large in size, it is discreetly designed to resemble a torso, allowing for easy storage in a closet or under the bed when not in use.
This mega masturbator is crafted with a lifelike Fanta Flesh material that mimics the feel of real skin, providing a realistic and pleasurable experience unlike any other masturbator on the market.