Meet Average Joe The Professor Charles, a lifelike, body-safe dildo designed for realistic pleasure. With a flexible yet firm shaft, a strong suction cup base, and a waterproof design, this toy offers versatile, hands-free fun for solo or partnered experiences.
Key Features:
Realistic design with lifelike details
Made from body-safe, phthalate-free TPE
Strong suction cup base for hands-free use
Waterproof for easy cleaning & versatility
Flexible yet firm for a natural feel
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Meet Average Joe The Professor Charles, a meticulously crafted realistic dildo that combines authentic detailing with superior comfort for an unmatched intimate experience. Designed to deliver natural sensations, this premium pleasure product offers the perfect balance of flexibility and firmness for incredibly satisfying solo or partnered play.
Every detail of The Professor Charles has been thoughtfully designed to provide the most natural experience possible. From its carefully proportioned dimensions to its lifelike texture, this toy exemplifies attention to detail in intimate product design. The body-safe, phthalate-free TPE material provides a remarkably realistic feel while ensuring your safety and comfort during every encounter.
The Professor Charles features carefully considered dimensions that make it an ideal choice for both beginners and experienced users. With an insertable length of 6.5 inches and a comfortable 1.5-inch diameter, it provides satisfying fullness without being overwhelming. The total length of 8 inches, including the sturdy suction cup base, ensures plenty of versatility for different positions and play styles.
The Professor Charles excels in versatility, thanks to its thoughtful design features. The strong suction cup base adheres firmly to smooth surfaces for hands-free enjoyment, while also making it compatible with your favorite harness for partnered play. This versatility, combined with its waterproof construction, means you can enjoy your Professor Charles in any setting that inspires you.
The flexible shaft adapts to your body's natural curves while maintaining enough firmness for easy insertion and satisfying stimulation. The smooth, flesh-tone TPE material warms quickly to body temperature, enhancing the realistic sensation and providing a more immersive experience. These comfort-focused features make The Professor Charles perfect for extended play sessions.
Maintaining your Professor Charles is effortless thanks to its waterproof construction and durable TPE material. Simply clean thoroughly with warm water and mild soap or your preferred toy cleaner before and after each use. The high-quality material is built to last, maintaining its realistic texture and flexibility with proper care.
Whether you're at home or away, The Professor Charles is ready for adventure. Its realistic yet discreet design makes it perfect for travel, while the sturdy construction ensures it maintains its shape and performance wherever your journeys take you. The versatile suction cup base means you can enjoy hands-free pleasure in any setting.
The Professor Charles represents the evolution of realistic pleasure products, combining authentic design with modern materials and manufacturing techniques. Each detail has been carefully considered to provide the most natural and satisfying experience possible, making it a standout choice in its category.
Add Average Joe The Professor Charles to your collection today and discover a new level of realistic pleasure. Whether you're new to realistic toys or an experienced enthusiast, its combination of authentic design, versatile features, and premium construction promises to exceed your expectations. Don't wait to enhance your intimate experiences – make The Professor Charles part of your pleasure journey today.
Adultsmart.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
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– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, Adultsmart.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
Yes, the Average Joe Professor Charles is designed with lifelike details, including a detailed shaft, pronounced head, and textured balls for a realistic experience.
The Average Joe Professor Charles is made of body-safe TPE material, ensuring a comfortable and safe experience for users.
The Average Joe Professor Charles has a total length of 6.5 inches and a girth of 4.75 inches, making it a satisfying size for most users.
Yes, the Average Joe Professor Charles is waterproof, allowing you to enjoy it in the shower or bath for added versatility.
Yes, the Average Joe Professor Charles is easy to clean with warm water and toy cleaner, ensuring proper hygiene between uses.
Yes, the Average Joe Professor Charles comes with a manufacturer's warranty for added peace of mind with your purchase.