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Average Joe The Bartender Miguel - Realistic Dildos
Average Joe The Bartender Miguel - Realistic Dildos

Average Joe The Bartender Miguel

$22.99
$24.99
$22.99

Meet Miguel: The charismatic bartender from the Average Joe collection. Features 6 realistic inches, detailed texturing, and versatile harness-compatible design.

Key Features:

True-to-life 6-inch insertable length

Anatomically correct design with detailed texturing

Harness-compatible base with suction feature

Waterproof construction for versatile use

Body-safe TPR material, phthalate-free

Vendor: Topco
SKU: DNG-479-NOATTRIBUTES-WAREHOUSE-NONE-50801
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Realistic Dildos
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Meet Miguel: The Charming Bartender with Real-World Appeal

Introducing Miguel from the Average Joe collection by Wildfire, a refreshingly realistic addition to your intimate adventures. As a charismatic bartender who's mastered the art of mixing drinks and conversations, Miguel brings authentic proportions and detailed craftsmanship to your personal pleasure collection.

With 6 insertable inches, this realistically sized pleasure product represents the perfect balance of accessibility and satisfaction. Every detail has been carefully crafted, from the anatomically correct tip to the naturally textured shaft with lifelike veining, creating an experience that's wonderfully authentic.

Designed for Versatility

Miguel comes equipped with a harness-compatible base featuring a suction cup design, offering multiple play possibilities. Whether you're looking to enhance partner play or enjoy solo adventures, this versatile design adapts to your desires. The waterproof construction opens up possibilities for aquatic exploration, though we recommend using the suction feature on appropriate surfaces for optimal stability.

Quality Materials and Construction

Crafted from body-safe Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR), this phthalate-free product prioritizes your health and safety. The material offers a pleasing combination of flexibility and firmness, enhanced by the addition of water-based lubricant (sold separately) for optimal comfort.

Product Specifications

  • 6 inches of insertable length for realistic satisfaction
  • Anatomically detailed shaft with natural texturing
  • Harness-compatible base with suction cup feature
  • Waterproof construction for versatile play options
  • Premium TPR material, completely phthalate-free

The Average Joe Collection

Part of Wildfire's innovative Average Joe line, Miguel represents a move toward authenticity in intimate products. This collection celebrates real-world proportions while maintaining exceptional quality and attention to detail. Each product comes with its own unique character story, adding an element of fantasy to your experience.

Care and Maintenance

Maintain your product's quality by cleaning thoroughly before and after each use with warm water and gentle soap. Always use water-based lubricants to protect the material and enhance your experience. Store separately in a cool, dry place to maintain its premium condition.

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Experience the perfect blend of realism and fantasy with Miguel, the charming bartender from the Average Joe collection. This thoughtfully designed pleasure product brings authentic proportions and premium construction to your intimate moments.

Key Features:

  • Realistic 6-inch insertable length
  • Detailed anatomical design with natural texturing
  • Versatile harness-compatible base
  • Body-safe, phthalate-free TPR material
  • Waterproof for expanded play options

Adultsmart.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, Adultsmart.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Average Joe the Bartender Miguel body-safe?

Yes, Average Joe the Bartender Miguel is made from body-safe materials, ensuring a safe and pleasurable experience.

What is the size of Average Joe the Bartender Miguel?

Average Joe the Bartender Miguel measures 7 inches in length, making it a satisfying size for a realistic experience.

Can I use Average Joe the Bartender Miguel in the shower or bath?

Yes, Average Joe the Bartender Miguel is waterproof, allowing you to enjoy sensual experiences in the shower or bath.

How do I clean Average Joe the Bartender Miguel?

You can easily clean Average Joe the Bartender Miguel with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner for convenient maintenance.

Does Average Joe the Bartender Miguel have different vibration settings?

Yes, Average Joe the Bartender Miguel features multiple vibration settings to customize your pleasure and enhance stimulation.

Is Average Joe the Bartender Miguel rechargeable?

Yes, Average Joe the Bartender Miguel is rechargeable, eliminating the need for disposable batteries and providing eco-friendly functionality.

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