Eva By Dame – Sorry For Leaving Such A Negative Review But I Have To Be Honest!

Hands Free Clitoral Vibrator

Last week I was lucky enough to receive Eva by Dame to review and honestly I’m glad it was given to me because I wouldn’t want to spend the amount it’s priced at on such an average product. I’ve also had my eye on the new Fin because I thought the concept of it sounded awesome but now I know I’ll just be super disappointed by it as it’s pretty much the same as Eva just with a finger strap rather than little wings to tuck into your vagina.

Dame products (two products) is a company run by two girls named Alex and Janet.

They started a campaign on indiegogo for the Eva vibrator to start up their business a few years ago to see how many women would actually want their products which was only Eva at the time. They had also started a campaign on Kickstarter for the Fin vibrator. If I was one of the people who donated I’d be severely unimpressed with what my money went to and on top of that the price I’d have to pay for the product after it was made. I’d be a lot happier if some of the money made was then donated to some kind of woman based charity that could actually make some sort of an important difference to this world but they haven’t and most probably won’t. Don’t get me wrong I’m all for what they’re about but they definitely could have put a lot more thought into the business plan and the designs of their products.

For a company with toys for woman and made by woman I’m so so so disappointed.

Soz not soz Dame 2 products.

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Eva is designed to be a hands-free clitoral vibrator and I’m sure it would work for some but not every vagina is shaped the same so I don’t understand how it’s supposed to fit every woman. I love the idea but realistically I just don’t see how it could work.  It is made out of medical grade silicone and comes in two colours lavender and aqua. Make sure to not use any silicone based lubricants other than Super Slyde with Eva unless you want to watch her skin be eaten away by your lubricant.

The most disappointing part of this vibrator for me is the weak vibrations

 

it has to offer as there are only 3 speeds and no patterns. If you’re a female who is super sensitive and you can only handle weak vibrations then this product is definitely the perfect toy for you but for someone like me who owns a lot of clitoral toys including a very powerful wand, this toy does absolutely nothing for me, it’s more like a tickle and giggle. It is rechargeable and only takes an hour to completely charge though so at least you’ll never have to worry about batteries.

Eva is supposed to tuck under the labia so it does give you enough room to wear it whilst having sex, I’m not quite sure how it would hold in whilst being in certain positions but I’m guessing if you have the perfect shaped vagina for it, it might stay in place.

If it did fit me properly and it had stronger vibrations this review would be a lot different because I think it would honestly be an awesome product for even the lesbian couples out there who like to scissor and want to add some vibrations into the mix, they’d both be feeling the same vibes and still feel super connected to each other.

As most people who read my reviews know I like my toys to have the words 100% waterproof or fully submergible on the box and this toy yet again disappoints me because it says it is only water resistant, I don’t understand how a product can look so fancy but have little to nothing to offer! Like common for that price it should at least be waterproof ladies!!!

I’m sorry for such a negative and short review but I’m not going to lie,

I honestly expected a lot more from this product and it doesn’t really give me much to write about as it’s such a simple toy. Opinions are like buttholes though, everyone has one so just because I wasn’t a fan of this toy doesn’t mean everyone else isn’t going to be either. If you want a good beginner rechargeable toy to upgrade to so you can throw away your old battery operated toy then this is definitely the right way to go about it but if you’re like me who has plenty of strong clitoral vibes already you’d be better off spending your money on a good body wand or even a We-Vibe Sync.

I have high hopes that this company can come up with some more awesome ideas in the future because they do have the right idea they just need to put a little more thought into it I think.

 

About the author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Review: NU Sensuelle Bunnii Rabbit Vibrator

NU Sensuelle Bunnii

I have been lucky enough to have been gifted the NU Sensuelle Bunnii Rabbit Vibrator to review and after doing some “personal” homework, I thought I would share my newly informed views with you as I do love a cute sex toy with a cute name. One of the company founders was a fashion designer, so no wonder it’s a cute and clever design. I found out the company actually started in Australia, it’s nice to see Aussie designers competing so well with the international bigwigs. I noted that NU Sensuelle products are made in China with exceptional quality. I am often impressed by Nu Sensuelle sex toys, particularly their vibrating cock rings and remote bullets. Their recent panty vibrator is particularly awesome. I knew that a lot of my customer’s reeeally love the NU Sensuelle Point to.

The sex toy I received is in “Tiffany Blue” which is a pretty aqua colour. It is small enough to not take up much room in a drawer or a travel bag. After I got this sex toy home I have to admit I waited a day or two to try it as my favourite sex toys aren’t actually vibrators but I was still very curious to try it out.

It came with some charge already so I didn’t bother charge it up first. Though, I probably should have because in the name of “thorough use“. I used it several times before I committed my thoughts to paper. The NU Sensuelle Bunnii Rabbit Vibrator worked fast so the sessions weren’t terribly long. It did die on me in the middle of the third use. Lesson learned, always recharge your sex toys!! The run time on this baby is only one hour with a whopping four hours charge time, so it loses some points for me on that front. Although, I believe the recharge time is long because it’s super powerful.

Fortunately the NU Sensuelle Bunnii has a thoughtfully made recharging dock. The recharging points are found on the bottom of the sex toy which are two little, silver magnets. These magnets connect to two other little magnets on the USB recharging cord. Since my computer isn’t accessible right now I recharged it with my phone recharger adapter plugged into a wall socket which is convenient for me. I’m glad it’s a USB recharger so there is versatility. Some of the older adult toys I have need to be plugged into a wall socket, it seems pretty Stone Age to me these days.

Turning the sex toy on was easy, just a long-press on the bottom of the sex toy gets it going and lets me tell you there is no subtlety with this baby. You turn it on and it’s a raging bull, not a soft adorable bunny.

There are 20 functions and that is cool if you like a lot of variety. I think sex toys like that can be good value for money because many of us like to change up the way we masturbate frequently. Especially if you are going for multiple orgasms, many women find that taking an entirely different approach after the first one is the only way to get there. I read this recently and it certainly rang true for me.

I’m pretty sure this is one of the techniques talked about on the OMG Yes website, the site dedicated to the female orgasm which was made famous recently by Harry Potter alumni, feminist, ethical fashion proponent and all round cool girl Emma Watson. Side note – this site seems amazing, but it costs nearly $40 to sign up and although I will eventually, probably, succumb to temptation and join up, thus far I keep having that “you can pry that $40 from my cold dead hands!” knee jerk reaction I have whenever websites want me to hand over much cash. Other than that it’s powerful and rechargeable

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Sex Toy: NU Sensuelle Bunnii Rabbit Vibrator in Tiffany Blue

 

NU Sensuelle Bunnii Rabbit Vibrator is silicone coated with a smooth and silky finish. There is very little drag to it and certainly has no squish to it. Aside from the ears it is a fairly hard toy, the size of a large bullet vibrator which is about 12 cm in total length. It is waterproof, so if you like bathroom play it may be a good option for you. It comes with a nice satin little bag to keep it clean and separated from other toys in your drawer. This is important with silicone sex toys because their surfaces can become damaged from resting against each other.

It has a year-long warranty so even if it succumbs to a recharging issue, which I’ve heard can happen with the NU Sensuelle Point you can get it fixed or replaced within that time frame. I’ve found that sometimes the magnetic charging points just need a really good clean if a toy has issues after a few months. Even though you may be cleaning the toy regularly, it’s probably a kind of chemical residue build up that you just need to deal with every now and again. Anyway a polish with a soft, clean, lint free cloth has often saved a toy thought to be in need of repair.

So down to the nitty gritty, is this toy good to masturbate with? Part of me wants to say “Hell, yes!”. I love the little soft ears. Frankly not only the power but the quality of the vibrations would be too jarring without them. It’s not exactly buzzy, it doesn’t have the deep lovely rumbles of some other sex toys either.

It made me come pretty quickly (Sorry, I dislike the ‘cum’ spelling, especially when referring to women lol). The first and second times I used it, though the vibration were so intense it actually made me distracted and it was uncomfortable for my hand on the second use. Third time round, as I said, it died, but it was already not quite as effective as my clit had become a bit desensitised and it was hard to get in the zone.

After I recharged it, I gave myself a break for a day. I valiantly persevered (I know, testing sex toys is such a trial!), but found that my clitoris was still a bit over it. I would liken the use of this sex toy to fucking really rough and hard. It’s fucking fantastic but you might spend a few days recuperating and at least for me, it’s not what you crave every time you masturbate.

After a few days rest I used it again and liked it, but I could not use this sex toy every day. No hecking way! Clit says no. Jelly-hand says no.

If you are an avowed power queen this sex toy is probably for you. If, like me, you enjoy a powerful sex toy, but have a sensitive body you may find this toy a nice addition to your collection but I would not recommend it as your first or only toy.

For me, it’s staying in my collection because every once in a while it will be a fan-frickin-tastic but it is unlikely to ever be my go-to, and I might have to take to wearing padded gloves to hold it…

 

About the Author: Jade is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

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The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is a rechargeable sex toy made for All-Over Massage, Clitoral, G-Spot and Anal stimulation. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager has been new to our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres for around two to three weeks now, so I wanted to have a look to see what it was about. I have to favourite bullets that include the We-Vibe Tango and the NU Sensuelle Bullet already but this clitoral sex toy is already my new favourite bullet to recommend to anyone looking for a perfect, all-rounder!

This bullet vibrator is beautiful little piece of perfectness is only priced at $90 and has so much going on for it for such a small price. With its powerful 3 speeds and a generous amount of 17 patterns to choose from, how could you possibly be unhappy with 20 different modes? It has the vastest amount of pattern’s I have seen so far in a bullet vibrator. It is a great idea to have an enormous assortment of patterns so you will never get bored and each orgasm will be a different experience from the other.

My favourite thing about the sex toy is that it has a one push button to change the settings placed on a small knob at the end of the sex toy. The small knob gives people the option to insert it without having to worry about losing it. Most of the bullets available currently don’t have this feature. This means the majority of bullet vibrators can only be used for clitoral stimulation. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager can be used for G-Spot and Anal play. Due to hygiene, if you are going to use this sex toy for anal stimulation, please remember to make sure you clean it thoroughly before switching positions.

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Sex Toy: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

 

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s silicone coating is 100% medical grade, body safe, phthalate free, odourless and ABS plastic free. No plastic is used in this device at all. It has been specifically made to be hypoallergenic and people with allergies. You don’t have to worry about it harming your body with any type of toxins. To top that off, it feels silky, smooth, gentle and soft on the skin. It is surprisingly super flexible which would make it very easy for you to find your G-Spot when you are using it for penetrative stimulation. You don’t have to worry about how much pressure you apply during masturbation.

And guess what? FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is 100% waterproof! We all know I love my bathroom or shower play so I might possibly be in love with this sex toy. When you are masturbating in the shower or bath, you don’t have to worry about frying your bullet. It’s fully water submersible and that also makes it a lot less stressful when you are cleaning! As I always say when the sex toy is waterproof, please be super careful when using it in the shower, don’t get too excited and lose your balance. We have plenty of safe shower sex products in Adult Smart Online and Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. For safer masturbation, I recommend purchasing one of the Sportsheet’s Suction Handles. Suction handles are a good idea if you find yourself slipping in the shower, better safe than sorry!

It is USB rechargeable and already comes fully charged! You are able to use it straight away without any fuss. Play with it to your hearts content until it has no power left. Once it needs to be recharged, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager uses a USB charging pin that is inserted to a tiny charging hole. It also allows the product to stand up for safe storage. It only takes 60 minutes and you’ll have another fun 90 minutes of play till you have to plug it back in again. Since no batteries are rumbling around inside, it is super quiet to keep masturbation discrete as possible.

I am definitely a huge fan of this little light weight bullet, it is full of surprises and sexual pleasure. It is 10.9cm in length and 2.3cm in width which is made to fit into the palm of your hand. The colour options which are pink, purple and turquoise. The turquoise coloured one is my favourite as it has a pink button to.  My rating overall is 10/10. I would recommend this sex toy whether you’re a beginner or a sex toy expert! If the power is to strong, you can definitely use a piece of material to calm it down! It is compatible with water based lubricant. There is also a 1 year warranty to ensure FemmeFun provide you with a quality product.

Enjoy, stay safe and most of all, may you find the best sex toy imaginable!

About the Author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Fast Track Your Bliss With Eva

Dame Products Eva Sex Toy

Eva is an extremely cute, hands free, non intrusive clitoral vibrator that is designed to be worn during intercourse. Studies show that 70% of women cannot climax from intercourse alone, leaving a lot of women unsatisfied with their sexual encounters. Eva was designed by two women in the USA who decided that if they “want better sex toys, they better make them themselves”. They point out in the video linked below, that men are TWICE as likely to orgasm during sex then women and after seeing a gap in the market for a non intrusive sex toy – they designed Eva.

Sure. There are toys on the market designed to be worn during intercourse, like the We-Vibe 4 Plus (Check out our sex toy review on the We-Vibe 4 Plus) … but some folks don’t like the way its worn, complaining that it’s intrusive/get’s in the way or is just generally uncomfortable. Eva has been designed so that the wearer can lie back and enjoy the vibrations without having to hold anything in place or sacrifice internal stimulation.

Firstly, I took a few photos unboxing Eva because it was so damn cute. The picture above shows what you first see after removing the lid. Eva is placed in a velvet cutout with a cute ‘Plug me in to wake me up!’ sign. Eva comes factory locked and can only be unlocked once plugged in to charge. To lock Eva, you simply hold down the button for 10 seconds. The light will begin to flash, indicating it’s locked. Again, to unlock you have to plug in to charge. This is so that there is no possible way that Eva can turn on whilst traveling etc.

Eva comes with a set of SUPER SIMPLE to read, basic instructions on how to operate, charge and wear. They are literally the best instructions I’ve ever seen, complete with diagrams and short, simple instructions. Also included in the box is a super cute, small sticker with #evalution on it – love a good pun! I think this is a nice touch… I guess most people wouldn’t use it for anything but I sure think it would look amazing on my storage box…​

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Sex Toy: Dame Product’s Eva

 

Eva is designed so that the two (flexible) wings sit under the labia majora, keeping the vibrator directly over the clitoris. The wings are SUPER flexible, allowing for pretty much any sized/shaped vagina. One thing that I LOVE is that the wings carry SOO much vibration, furthermore stimulating the Clitoral Crura (alternatively known as the clitoral legs), which I mentioned in a previous review.

In use I expect that during vanilla sex positions like missionary and cowgirl the Eva would stay completely in spot without budging. In more adventurous positions like doggy for example, I suspect you would need to lightly hold the head of Eva down to achieve stronger vibrations because, you know, gravity.

There are three vibration strengths and no patterns. The first one is a lite whir, going all the way up to damnnnn that is strong. Granted, It’s no Tango, but it is still way stronger than your average clitoral vibe. The back of Eva has a slight arch/point to provide more pinpointed stimulation.

Eva takes an hour and a half to fully charge and can last up to 5 hours on the lowest speed, and 1 hour consistently on the high speed. It is charged by a USB charger, making for easy travels and easy charging.

Eva is only splash proof, and should not be completely submerged in water.

(Photo disclaimer – I know I was born and bred in Helensburgh and all but I swear, despite what it looks like in this photo I do actually have 5 fully functioning fingers… hahaha)

As shown in the above image, Eva is actually really small. This surprised me… All the photos and gifs reaching up to its release date made Eva look massive! I thought, sure you might not have to hold it but it it’s definitely going to get in the way during intercourse. It’s actually super small and measures only an inch in height.

In an interview with Alexandra Fine the co-founder of Dame Products had said that their products were both funded by fundraising platforms, which I thought was an interesting fact! Fin was funded by Kickstarter whilst Eva was funded by Indiegogo, this means that their products had the support of people worldwide.

Over all, I was super impressed with Eva. Whilst this is marketed as a toy to be used during intercourse, there’s obviously no reason why folks can’t use this whilst masturbating or in a same sex scenario. I love this little thing!

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Review: Tenga Iroha Kushi

Tenga Iroha Kushi Personal Vibrator
Today, I am reviewing Kushi a personal clitoral massager from the Iroha range of adult sex toy company Tenga from Japan. On a completely different side note, I’ve been a bit slow getting it finished as we had a wee adorable, stray or lost kitten find its way into our house last night and I have been busy with oohing and aahhing over its every move and trying to find its owners! He is trying his level best to distract me with his purrs and floofy, ginger belly as I type XD
The Tenga Iroha Range is simplistically beautiful and the Kushi personal vibrator is no exception to that fact.They are all natural looking with a Japanese ergonomic style that is sensual. Sensuality in design is a big plus for me as far as sex toys go. Obviously I want the sex toys to work well too, but I can’t downplay how important it can be for a sex toy to look and feel a certain way, that adds to the mood rather than detracts from it or doesn’t make any impression either way. Especially for those who are new to play with sex toys or are perhaps a little unsure about them or simply for those who love luxury. In fact, I think it is my favourite sex toy from their range. Although if you can afford it, why you wouldn’t get the entire luscious set just to fancy up your bedside table would be beyond me!
Tenga Iroha Kushi is fashioned from softest, high quality and body safe silicone. Tenga Iroha Kushi is the colour of cream and resembles a delicate seashell though the intention of the design is reportedly a highly stylized hedgehog, which is pretty adorable, if you ask me. It is quirky and evocative and you absolutely want to touch it.
Tenga Iroha Kushi Personal Massage
Sex Toy: Tenga Iroha Kushi
But Tenga Iroha Kushi is no slouch in terms of functionality either. A deep, rumble of vibrations in 5 different speeds and 2 vibration patterns. It is  stronger than its Iroha predecessors. The Tenga Iroha Kushi is also totally waterproof for some bath time fun. It is also rechargeable, with 2 hours of charge resulting in a whole hour of continual play. The Tenga Iroha Kushi is quieter then most vibrators because it doesn’t have any batteries floating around bouncing off the sides. The stylish, clear display case it comes with doubles as a charging dock. Your sex toy will stay clean and protected whilst charging. Simply line up the magnetic charging points on the sex toy with those on the base, replace the lid or leave it off, as you desire, plug the USB charger into the side of the base,and away you go. The USB charger comes with an adapter plug so you can also charge it at the wall if you desire.
Ridges along the length of the Tenga Iroha Kushi are ideal to flick back and forth over your clitoris for extra textured sensations. I love it, as it will provide some soft, spontaneous and exciting flicks of encouragement. These ridges are nothing I have seen on any type of sex toy before so it will be a completely new clitoral sensation for you. Use the narrow curved tip for pinpoint stimulation, or massage the curved body over your entire vulva for shuddering waves of pleasure. You can also use this sex toy on various erogenous zones likes the nipples, perineum and cupping of the testicles for added pleasure during couples sex. The ridges are squidgy so you don’t have to scared of it being to much of a serious sensation. I really recommend touching the sex toy for yourself just to see how luxuriously soft it feels.
Cleaning is a breeze thanks to the Tenga Iroha Kushi being dust resistant and entirely waterproof. Simply wash the whole seashell shaped sex toy with warm water and antibacterial soap. Allow the sex toy to dry completely before placing it back in the docking station. In every respect this sex toy is a winner in all my boats and has a definite two thumbs up of approval from me!

About the Author: Jade is a sales consultant at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Sexpert is our resident full time sex blogger. Having successfully owned and managed a number of blogs relating to women's lifestyle, she easily blended into her role as chief blogger of the Adultsmart Blog. She is in a long term relationship with her boyfriend. She also runs Good Girl Guide, a sexual lifestyle blog.
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