Remember those businessmen in the mid 2000’s that ALWAYS had those annoying bluetooth earpieces? They might’ve been onto something. Getting the job done with just the touch of a button? Their hands are free to do other things? They were living the dream before we even knew what the dream was! While it may have taken a few years, the sex toy industry has recently perfected handsfree, and the technology they’ve created is bound to make those usually lackluster solo sessions both more fun, but also much easier on the forearms. In this article, expect toys for everyone, regardless of what’s in their pants.
Starting off with the big names, please give a warm welcome to the Fun Factory Stronics. Utilising magnets – yes, magnets – to replicate some pretty realistic thrusting, the various Stronic products can be used completely handsfree. Completely waterproof, and available in a few different shapes, colours, and styles to satisfy all your cravings, the Stronic line has earned its place amongst sex toy royalty. From the Oh!Zone Stores, this product can be yours for only $290. To invest in your pleasure, and to save yourself the trouble of using your hands for anything at all, pick up the Stronic today!
Svakom – Alex
This ones for the people with wangs. While I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seriously used the word ‘wang’, I would seriously use the Svakom Alex every damn day. While visually comparable to a Nutri-Bullet, the Alex is a self thrusting masturbator made with every fantasy in mind. The Alex has earned it’s place in a few articles I’ve written before, similar to the aforementioned Stronic Line, and I feel I summarised it’s impressive abilities and features pretty well in ‘Jumping Into It: The Welcoming Guide To Sex Toys’:
The Alex sports a multitude of thrusting speeds, patterns, and compatible sounds that you can enjoy by just plugging in a pair of headphones. There’s no shame in going hands free, and this toy makes it very easy (and very enticing!). If you’re the kind of person that loves being pampered, this toy should be your next pick up.
People who have used this toy speak VERY highly of it, and for good reason, so swing by your local sex shop, and go handsfree with the Svakom Alex today!
We-Vibe – Chorus
The Chrous is definitely something to sing about. The latest and greatest of We-Vibes wearable vibrators, the Chorus has a smorgasbord of functions and features bound to make your alone (or together!) time a bit more magical. Featuring two motors, complete submersibility, and an innovative remote control with squeeze control (it’s as cool as it sounds), the toy touts everything you could want and more in a toy. It also flexes the ability to create completely personalised vibration patterns inside the compatible ‘We-Connect’ app. The toy can be used solo, with a partner, or anywhere in between, as the toy can be controlled remotely with the app from anywhere in the world, but because of the personalised vibrations you can let take charge, this toy is perfect to go completely hands free.
For the buying portion of this, you’re going to need to use your hands. Swing by your local sex shop and grab one of these toys, or ask the experienced and polite staff for a hand in finding your perfect toy. After that, however, head home, dim the lights, and go completely hands free in your pleasure. These toys are premium examples of taking pleasure into your own hands, and then letting the well designed toys take you to another level. Take your time, have fun, and go hands free!
Alex is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores..