Sex Machines

Everybody knows the tricky part of walking into a sex store and asking for something a little different like sex swings or sex machines. It is like going to the toilet in full glare of eyes from strangers– there is only a few things you can do in there and that; of course, does not include kneeling down to pray. Walking into a adult store I find is worse: there is not a range of options stranger eyes might assume you are out to do. Everybody knows you are taking care of your sex issues. And who would want people thinking about their sex? Definitely not me, I have never been that prepared to spoon feed people on what my sex life is like. You would not know how much relieved I was when I stumbled on adultsmart sex swings and sex machines for sale online.

The good thing about online purchasing and the reason we would all want it to stick is it saves you from the stare of judging faces sometimes. Nobody would mind walking into a clothes store to buy a new pairs of jeans, but most people would sure give a damn walking into a sex store. Sampling the available sex machines from the comfort of your home or from the little screen on your phone is more assuring and gives one the liberty to scroll through the whole range of devices. Furthermore, it is even interesting since one can do that with the spouse or the sex partner one is hoping to impress. I did this alone, however, since it too was meant to be a present for my girlfriend.

How did I come to make the decision to purchase a sex machine? And even if I have a reason to, what kind of birthday present is a sex machine? Purchasing a sex machine is not something that requires any justification and I will not be providing any other than I, feeling the need to improve the quality of my sex life. Many times one feels he or she is not really enjoying the sex even though he or she is completely turned on or in love with his or her partner. It would be better to talk it out with one’s partner. In my case, I had already done so. We had a chat with my partner- of course, not about the sex machines to supplement our sex but about our sexual fantasies. Slowly as the conversation opens up, you might come to the realization that you and your partner have a lot more in common than what you had initially thought. Everybody has sexual fantasies or preferences if you prefer the word and this should not be a secret especially when one is looking to have great sex. How do the sex machines and swings come about then? How did the conversation between me and my partner end up with me making the decision to get her a sex machine as a birthday present?

It happens that our sexual fantasies give us an idea of what type of sex we enjoy. In this case, sexual fantasies are more like driving signs along the road which give drivers an idea of what to expect. In my case, opening up to my partner about my sexual fantasies at first felt strange and shameful at first – considering the extent of my fantasies, but eventually came with relief having known she shares almost the same fantasies as me (which was a total surprise but brought us closer together). At this point I should add that there is nothing as relieving as finding a partner who shares the same fantasies as you. That means you were all thinking it, and one of you had to come out of the closet, the faster the better. And better it is for me now.

There are two types of men- and two types of women for that matter: those that love fetish and those that would not go fetish no matter the circumstance. And among those that love fetish there happens to be a division as well: those that would rather watch it and those dreading to have it part and parcel of their sexual life. I fall in the latter- and before you judge me, my partner does too. Well, as we know, there is nothing to rebuke about the sex life of two consenting adults. After learning of my partner’s sexual fantasies I began wondering what sex machine would best suit us. I would not want anything too fetish, for even I am fetish only up to a certain limit. Everyone has his or her ‘fetish scale’, if I may coin the phrase. Where was I going to start my shopping for a sex machine?

My Pleasure Love Machine (220V-240V)
Sex Toy: My Pleasure Love Machine


I was not going to go to a sex store by myself, which was assured. As already mentioned, I would not want to see the judgment in the eyes of people I do not know and much more importantly, I would not want those eyes coming in the way of my sexual life. I do not know much about the rights I enjoyed, but sure enough I do know I had a right to enjoy this. I had to bring up this conversation when in the company of my closest allies. That, I did.

There is not much one can learn about sex from friends other than exaggerated stories on their sexual experiences sometimes with partners they wish they had. That is all that came up any time I subtly tried to outsource ideas on the best sex machines that go with fetish. Even after being open to one of my friends, who seemed to me like a pro in sex machine education, nothing I could use came up. More emphasis was placed on the experience one gets on using the sex machine other than how or what machine fits the bill. In my case, I would not want my experience on using a sex machine come from the mouth of a probably not so experienced middle aged guy. If at the extreme my experience is to be enjoyed vicariously, and this is a joke I keep to myself, I would rather have a porn star or E.L James narrate it to me. That way, it would be more lucid.

I decided depending on the opinion of friends was not going to be fruitful in any way and I had to do something.  After overhearing a conversation at a local pub between two drunken fellows, obviously former school mates, shouting wildly about where to watch the best porn and what sex positions are best for everyone- I managed to make out the name of one of the websites they routinely mentioned in between their experiences with ladies and their future plans with their girlfriends. I made a mental note of it and planned to check it once I get to my apartment.

It was whilst searching with Bing when I stumbled on AdultSmart the name of the website the guys at the pub were talking about. Getting the perfect sex machine seemed to be a real task and I hoped this would lessen it on this Australian website, I said to myself as I entered the website to the sex swings section in my browser. How hard could it be… I had not finished the thought when a whole new world opened up on my computer screen. Quickly, I rushed to shut my bedroom door so as not to let in my girlfriend on the next birthday present which was now a fortnight away.

There is a whole new world of sex out there, and for the first time I appreciated the invention of sex machines. I even made a mental note to go through the history of sex machines later on. Man has always been inventive, it seems, and nothing boasts of his creativity than the range of sex machines available on  Scanning through the list of fetish sex machines, I set my eyes on something a little different- The Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Position Master that comes packed with cuffs. The lady on the cover of the box made it seem worthwhile and my thoughts had already replaced her with the naked body of my girlfriend. It seemed the right fit, and for only $67 – I did a price comparison and surely it was the cheapest I could find online. I could not believe I have been enjoying boring sex all this time when the price it would have taken to fulfill my fantasies was even less than $100. I had to get this pack.


Sex Cushion
Sex Toy: Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Position Master & Cuffs


After going through the details on the site, I placed my order. From then on, I had been the one answering door bells- just in case the delivery came in. My girlfriend obviously sensed something fishy with my recent change of behavior because it was quite unlike me to be so excited at who could be on the door. No one loves answering the door unless it is at your grandparent’s and you are trying to be polite. Then the consignment came in. It was about a week from my girlfriend’s birthday. My girlfriend was not around when the package arrived. That was a relief as I had the whole apartment to myself. Now all I had to do was unpack it and try the freaky thing I had seen in movies. I hoped this would impress her. The Fetish Fantasy Deluxe Position Master is not that level 100 of positional master apparatus available but it is fetish, nonetheless and fits the purpose of those trying out fetishes for the first time. It should turn anyone with the same fantasies as my girlfriend and I to get freaky and excited. I unpacked the bondage master from inside the box and stretched the nylon strap. Everything seemed fine to me.

It is not difficult to install the positional device, with the vivid descriptions on the pack giving one a clear picture on what is to go where and how it should be handled. For this particular set up, I had to have the wedge shaped pillow inflated, the cuffs in place held tightly by the heavy duty O-ring centerpiece. I imagined how this was going to unfold with my girlfriend. She would definitely be open to this, I thought. I could not wait.

On her birthday, things did not go quite as planned. Her big day happened to fall on a weekend and after attending a salsa sydney performance, my plan was to get some drinks so we can head out straight to the apartment where I would obviously surprise her with the gift after having a few drinks. Sex always came to mind after a few drinks.  We did get the drinks but on the way bumped into her classmate who happened to be with her boyfriend. We decided on a local pub where we had our fill for the night. It turned out to be an important meeting, with the two getting to discuss so much about their other life. It was four in the morning when we left the pub, and my whole body felt like a deflated balloon, unable to do as much as lifting my right hand. We separated and took a taxi home.

I had forgotten all about the positional master amidst the intoxication and getting to meet my girlfriend’s longtime friend, and even long ago forgotten that I had left it lying on the bed. I had earlier in the day opened it and left it on the bed hoping we would come in the middle of the night half-drunk and let the sight of it on the bed be our aphrodisiac. Now here we were, with me almost dead drunk with no energy in my being except that thought that kept pleading with me to get into my bed and be dead asleep.  She saw the machine on the bed and immediately could tell what it was. Slowly, she kissed me and began stripping naked with the little energy she had. She was obviously into this and her eagerness to strip betrayed her excitement. I recovered back to my conscious state and could feel the impulse to try out the sex machine now lying on the bed. I helped position her on the inflated pillow, raising her body into a wedge shaped position. I pulled the nylon strap and cuffed her hands onto them, crossly against her back. Now this is what is meant by me calling the Deluxe Position Master with Cuffs an aphrodisiac. All the time we were having fun, I kept thinking about trying out other products like a sex machine or swing and have The Fetish Fantasy Spinning Swing next in mind before I go the whole hog and entice her to trying a sex machine.


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