Relieve Sexual Tension on Your Period

Womans X-Ray Funny Devil

I wish I was one of those people who can embrace their periods wholeheartedly but alas, they just piss me off. I remember being very anxious for them to arrive when I was a tween, as they seemed to signal the magical arrival of maturity, womanhood, and french kissing, and sadly I had a slightly longer wait than many – I was 14 and a half I think, when they finally arrived, and felt positively ancient. These days kids in large numbers are getting them even younger than ever before but back then it wasn’t quite that drastic. Still, I felt like quite the late bloomer and was very relieved when they finally did come. Little did I know I would wish them right back away again as soon as the novelty wore off. I am lucky, I don’t suffer from the severe pain, nausea and even dysphoria that some of my friends do at that time of the month but I do get cramps and bloating and sick of the mess and tired and grumpy with them so I try to keep a period-survival kit around to keep me feeling human and since working at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres I have added a few of our products to that survival kit, as well as having my eye on another which I think would be a really luxurious and sensible addition.

So firstly I always keep raspberry leaf tea for cramps, painkillers, and comfy clothes at my disposal when I feel the bloat coming on. (I am not very regular but mother nature has blessed me with the oh so helpful indicator of going up a pants size when I am a few days from due. Thanks for that.) I also keep my yoga mat handy to look at guiltily when I’m complaining about the cramps to my partner and anyone else in my immediate vicinity or on Facebook. Stretches do help and when I force myself I’m always glad, but why is it that when we feel like crap we really don’t wanna go to the effort of doing things that will help us feel better?! Anyway, the yoga mat also helps for comfortable seating when I call my army of cats to me for cuddles and warmth, while watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer (the early 90s film version with Luke Perry, suck it Joss Whedon) and gorging on ice cream and Smiths original crisps, which is a lot more comforting than yoga, to be honest. Essential oils help me relax and I like to use them in a burner and for belly massage, as well as on period zits which pop up like clockwork for me, and warm socks are important cause I have crappy circulation and cold feet make period cramps that much more miserable.


Satisfyer Pro 2 Oral Sex Toy
Sex Toy: Satisfyer Pro 2


Now most of you have probably heard that orgasms and sex generally help relieve period cramps and I have found that to be true for many years. Condoms are in my period-essentials kit (although I don’t normally use them with my long term partner) because it makes clean up easier. Period sex is awesome and I’d honestly never be with a partner who couldn’t handle it, though I know not everyone feels the same. Most of the products I’ve added to my stash since working at Oh Zone help with making that easier. Firstly a reliable vibrator or similar sex toy is always a help (my go to is the Satisfyer Pro 2 which simulates sucking rather than vibrations, and is most effective for me). Even if you don’t have a partner, or one on call for every time the cramps get bad at any rate, masturbation can generally help a lot and if you needn’t get your hands bloody it’s even better. Use a toy that can be easily cleaned and requires as little effort as possible I say!

Soft Tampons Womans Period Product
Sexual Health: Soft Tampons


Soft tampons are a little gem I had never heard of before working at Oh Zone. They are just a little sponge, hygienically wrapped, which can be inserted and used like a regular tampon. Dampening the tip with lube or water, you squish it up and push it into your vagina and it is super comfortable and super absorbent. Way more comfortable than using regular tampons. But the really super dooper thing about them is that you can wear them while you have sex, even penetrative sex, and you generally can’t even feel them, and neither can your partner. For me they work so well that no blood is even transferred onto my partner when we have sex. Extra lube is your friend though. These tampons are so absorbent you will want a little help in that department. I just love not having to worry about blood on the sheets or towels, and weirdly I seem to get a little raw from penetration when I am bleeding but soft tampons eliminate that problem. Superslyde lubricant is also now in my emergency kit as a result. It’s also great for shower sex (another period-sex fave) because it is silicone and won’t all be washed away in the shower like a water based lube would be.  If you are into shower sex either during menstruation or at any other time, Sex In The Shower make some great products to make that more convenient and satisfying, from waterproof bullets to handles and props to make achieving different sex positions easier and safer in the hot steamy and slippery bathroom environment.


Body Wand Original Heavy Duty Massager
Sex Toy: Body Wand Original


Earlier I mentioned massage, and I think it’s one of the best things you can do during your period, either self massage or at the hands of another. What can make it a lot easier and more effective though is a Bodywand or other massaging wand. This style of toy comes in many different sizes, battery powered, plug in, or rechargeable, and there are even waterproof varieties. I highly recommend getting one of these babies as not only are they great for helping to achieve orgasm, they also do a pretty neat job of just massaging you anywhere else on the body you need to relax, which makes sense I guess since that is what they were originally designed for before everyone figured out they were even more fun when diverted for sexual purposes!

Lelo Siri
Sex Toy: Lelo Siri 2


Whenever I am feeling yuck I also like to crank the tunes. Whether it’s something relaxing or something to scream along to and vent all my frustrations, music always helps get me through. On my wishlist for period comfort is Lelo’s Siri 2 music vibrator. This nifty toy detects sound vibrations and pulses along with the beat. Hollering along with L7’s Shitlist already helps, but how much better could it be if it was also getting me off at the same time?

Pretty Love Crazy Hot Vibrator Heating
Sex Toy: Pretty Love Crazy Hot Vibrator


And of course, a hot water bottle or heating pack has always been on my must-have list for when good old Aunty Flo comes to visit, but if you have a spare couple of hundred bucks I now have an even better suggestion – the really rooly truly awesome invention that is the heating vibrator. Think about it – this toy combines two of the most brilliant tools for relief of cramps – comforting, relaxing heat AND orgasms on demand. Can you really get any better than that? I don’t think so? Like, ok, maybe if it also dispensed ice cream, but somehow I don’t think that’s ever gonna happen. Although a girl can dream. I think heating vibrators are a great idea for winter, as I am not a major fan or icy cold toys on my nether regions, but it only recently occurred to me that they would be a fantastic option for masturbation on-the-rag and I am almost looking forward to the dreaded flow next month as I’m so getting one of these amazing beauties for myself. Probably the most popular one I have sold is the Pretty Love Crazy Hot rabbit style vibrator. It’s gorgeously purple, safely silicone, and the shaft is shaped well for awesome g spot stimulation. Both the shaft and the clitoral stimulation arm have 10 modes, it has 2 motors and is a rechargeable toy so you don’t have to worry about replacing batteries. This toy is also fully waterproof which makes it super handy, and it has a digital temperature display so you can keep an eye on how hot things are getting.This toy heats to 45 degrees celsius, so you won’t burn yourself but just be pleasantly warmed. It is also easy to operate, simple operation buttons located on the handle.

So there you go, I hope I’ve given you a few ideas for getting through your bleedy times, and don’t forget if you are experiencing any severe symptoms, visit your doc and tell them what’s going on.


By Jade a Consultant at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre


Halloween at Oh Zone Caringbah & Costumes

With the end of Halloween steadily approaching. We have some more entries into our Adult Lifestyle Centre Halloween Competition. Down at Oh Zone Caringbah we have a haunted shop decorated with horrifying delights. Underneath Oh Zone Caringbah’s front counter, we have the body loading area. It is a murder scene of a woman’s leg and head ripped from limb to limb.

At Oh Zone Caringbah, we literary have on display the face of nightmares. This man is known as the “Pale Man” a mytholgical albino creature who devours children. A face without any eyes or ears, just a nose with just an opening for a mouth. He walks around with eyes indented into his hands. The Pale Man can tap into the world’s subconscious and uses his ability to give physical form to everyone’s nightmares. The Pale Man was recreated in the Pan’s Labrynth movie by the Mexican film director named Guillermo Del Toro. Gel Toro said that the Pale Man symbolised:

The idea in ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ was it was going to represent the church, [so] I thought it would be powerful to use the hands with stigmata and then you put eyes on it. But although I had the idea and knew how it was going to operate, when we saw it on the set with the makeup on actor Doug Jones, everybody froze and we went, ‘Oh my God, this is amazing.’

This face also symbolises a Japan mythology of a man named “Tynome” who was blinded and murdered. He walks around as a spirit with his eye sockets in the palm of his hands and all that get to close to him get eaten bones and all. He seeks revenge on people even if they have done nothing wrong.


Mythological Creature: Pale Man or Tenome


We have our Lelo stand featuring their luxurious range of vibrators. Their range is called “Pleasure Objects“. The stand includes everything from a Lelo Smart Wand, Lelo Soraya to the Lelo Mia 2. Protecting the Lelo Vibrator’s are the resident skulls with webbed hair and black fedoras. There are pretty cool giving the place an overall grunge look.


Lelo Pleasure Range Stand


Hanging from Oh Zone Caringbah’s building structure is this spider with twisty curly legs, red, big angry eyes and a beautiful set of red fangs. His looks a little bit angry but his super adorable! There are also orange spider’s all over the shop taking care of all the glass cabinets storing surgical steel, butt plugs, Penis Pumps, Eletro kits and much more.


Adult Lifestyle Centre Caringbah


With creepy news sweeping headlines including:

Creepy Clown Craze Sweeps the Globe” by CNN

“‘Killer clowns’ in Canada: Why are these sightings spreading?” by BBC

People think that the Killer Clown groups who are scaring locals have been created based upon a massive Facebook prank related to the news of the recreation from Stephen King movie “IT”. IT is a clown who breaks down peoples deepest fears whilst living off of people’s memories and the power of trauma. The clown is wearing irresistible, red laced lingerie with a Las Vegas style cape.



Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre Lounge


We have a glittery wall of bats, with creepy city rats and the four ghosts hanging above the Oh Zone Caringbahs entry way.


Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre Caringbah Entrance


Be very cautious, you can only enter if your dare!


Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre Caringbah Entrance


There is also a grave sight of all the other Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres including Penrith, Park Street Sydney and Kogarah.


Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre Vibrators


From our Oh Zone Penrith store we have Leonie, dressed as the drop dead gorgeous prom queen. Her throat was slashed, her face and sash splashed with her own blood. Her luscious hair and cold face went white with fright.


Adult Smart Witch
Halloween: Leonie Adult Lifestyle Centre Consultant



We have the beautiful Leonie witch, she has age spots, dark under eye bags. and her precious skeleton dog who is the friendliest fellow in all the town. Her skin is a bright witchy green as she wears a classical, silver sparkling, black dress that goes all the way to the floor with her dress sleeves arms cut into bat like triangular points. I can imagine the witch going out at night, as she pulls her dress strategically in one swoop. She sits onto her witches broom to fly into the night. Is she a good witch, bad witch or chaotically in between?


Adult Smart Witch
Halloween: Leonie Adult Lifestyle Centre Consultant



Review: Perfect Fit Fat Boy

Perfect Fit Fat Boy

I’m a perfect fit fan. I love a lot of their products and I think that they’re really well done – the company has for a long time focused on quality male toys, and they’re continually branching out. Perfect Fit produces cock rings, cock extenders, ball huggers, anal stretchers, strap ons and more. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of male orientated toys out there, but there actually is. It all depends on how you look at the toy and think outside the box according to what it would normally be used for. For example, some rabbits could be used for anal and perineum stimulation, where the We-vibe classic shape can be used for prostate play, and PiA intercourse. A variety of toys on the market can be used differently to their ‘intended’ use simply because if a toy is marketed too broadly, then it might not sell as well.

The product from Perfect Fit that I’m going to be looking at today is the perfect fit Fat Boy. It is primarily designed as a stretchy cock extender. What makes this different to others is that this brand has a space for your balls and that’s actually what holds the entire sleeve in place. It wraps over like a condom, and there’s a small snug ring for your balls to poke through which provide stability for the toy during intercourse – meaning that unlike a lot of other sheaths this one will simply not come off no matter how rough that you are with it. What I have always liked about the fat boy, in comparison to others, is just how soft and squishy that they are and that they also come in various different sizes as well as colours; clear and black. People underestimate this toy because they view it as simply a cock extender, when it’s not.


Perfect Fit Fat Boy
Men’s Sex Toy: Perfect Fit Fat Boy Thing Measurements

Due to the inner nodules of this toy which provide stimulation during sex this sleeve can be used as a men’s masturbator as well. Indeed, it can be used for foreplay before you wear it for intercourse! Lube up the inside (which you should do for comfort anyway) and use it as just a regular stroker. It’s as soft as the tenga eggs, and it makes for an amazing subtle and sweet masturbator that can stretch to encompass your entire shaft. Because it is solid, with no hole at the end you’ll also find when used just right, that I can provide suction as a masturbator as well.

The cock sheath can also be used to add thickness and girth to any of your favourite toys as well. Especially useful if you have your favourite dildo, and it’s just not really cutting it any more. What’s better is that this will work for any of your vibrators as well to increase their girth and size.

There are four designs in the Fat Boy Range. There are two fat boy thins – which are thin extenders which come in both a shorter length, and a longer length, then there is the fat boy Sport, and the fat boy original both of which are super thick extenders. It is extremely important that if you’re going to use this as an extender that you get one that matches up to your size in length. If you don’t then you’re going to have an airpocket at the front and it’s not going to work as well. Ideally, you want to get something that’s just your size, or a little smaller. Remember the material is extraordinarily stretchy and will accommodate. Also, clients should be made aware of the fact that they need to be able to maintain an erection whilst using this toy – if they’re struggling with prostate or ED, then they should look at getting a Male Strap on instead.


Join a Free Fetish Community

Fetlife Community
During the short time I have been a part of the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre, I have only ever had a couple of customers inquiring about fetish events, clubs and classes etc. One of our lovely colleagues, told me that she had quite a few inquiries about the fetish community. She was wondering where and how a person can begin entering the fetish community. I will answer her question now with the knowledge of my many years of experience.
The best place to begin in the fetish community is on the Internet. The internet is a wonderful place to start, these days you can find out just about anything you like once you click in the right keywords. You need to use a search engine like google if your wanting to explore the fetish scene, the correct word to type in is “BDSM” and click search. When the search engine returns your results, you will find there are a lot of different resources you can learn from including web pages, blogs and even youtube videos. The best thing to do to submerse yourself in the fetish lifestyle is to start reading information about BDSM and fetishes. Submersing yourself in the information will help you gain the understanding of the mentality behind it all.There is a lot of reading that you need to do, to learn all about it!
Once you have read and understood the basics, you can start to consider joining an online fetish community named It is important to mention Fetlife is not a dating site. There are some people in the Fetlife community who treat it like a dating site only to discover that it is not one and get no where with it. Fetlife is only for those who take this lifestyle seriously. If you’re just curious about BDSM or fetish lifestyle or just wanting to “pick up” this website is not for you. You will need to go to dating websites like OkCupid, RSVP or eharmony.
Fetlife Community Badge
I Love Fetlife Badge
Fetlife is a website for BDSM kinksters to share their journeys and experiences through their online profiles. The community shares their personal photos, videos (available to members only), poetry, writings and erotica. On Fetlife you will find Dominants, Submissives, Masters, Slaves, Daddy’s, Babygirls, Kinksters and many more. When you first join Fetlife, I would recommend to just sit back and interact with people on there. They are generally quite happy to chat. You can exchange opinions, ideas and they will do their best to answer any questions you may have. You can talk about almost any topic you can think of including sex toys, sex positions, bondage, fetish and BDSM.
After you learn about the Fetlife community your next step is to meet people in the scene. You can meet people through a munch-up even which is a gathering for dinks and nibblies. This is the best way to start. There is a drop down menu which list’s the different events, gatherings and classes coming up. Some events are by private invitation only and are not on the events list. The best way to start with the events is by attending the “Hellfire” club. It is a lighter atmosphere with great energy!  The Hellfire Club is a good place to get into the swing of things without it being too overwhelming for a beginner.
Since BDSM is a type of lifestyle, it is a way of life and there are rules each person who is in it needs to follow. The same applies to Fetlife events, following rules is a MUST! If rules are being violated, you will be kicked out of the club immediately no matter who you know! To the Fetlife following provides safety which is everything to the community and respect is a huge factor to! So please don’t go in drugged or drunk or thinking that the rules don’t apply to you. It will get you nowhere.
Floggings take place throughout the night in different parts of the club. There is also a dance floor and a show which takes place at some point during the evening. There is a dress code. The dress code is fetish, goth or kinky. You generally have to wear black. If you take no effort with the rules, you get no entry to the event. The people are very friendly and welcoming.  Once you start meeting people, you will find that most of them will be quite happy to help you along on your journey. Everything else will fall into place on its own. Remember….be sensible and don’t judge. Enjoy!!
Meeting people seperately requires a lot more work and should be done with caution. You can meet people preferably at a munch or a public place. It’s also a good idea to let someone know where you will be meeting the person, so someone knows where you are at life times. This person is called a “safe person”. Remember….Safe, Sane and Consensual!!


What’s in Her Bum?

Cat Surprised

This weekend I received a phone call from one of my friends who had woken up a bit worse for wear in her new boyfriends bed. She was a little bit perplexed because she could feel her missing sex toy stuck way up her bum. She found her bullet vibrator! Every time she laughed on the phone the thing started vibrating!  She had a bit of a feel around up there, but to no avail. She said that having her new boyfriend try to retrieve it in the cold light of day had proved a little bit too weird. After I stopped laughing . I told her not to use anal toys with out a flared base in future. Then I carried on laughing.  It did get me thinking about how sex often doesn’t go to plan and can end up being pretty damn embarrassing sometimes.

Sex is great fun as we all know but due to the nature of the intimacy there are endless opportunities for us to feel vulnerable or downright awkward. I think it is safe to say that all of us will experience at least one embarrassing thing during our sexual lifetime. It doesn’t even have to be you doing something that is embarrassing it can be another person. I remember having a sexual encounter with a guy I met in a bar, now to all intents and purposes he seemed like a very normal Englishman, charming and handsome. He was stunning underneath his underwear to. Indeed he stayed pretty much like that, that is right up until he was about to cum.. when all of a sudden he morphed into some kind of cowboy. He started talking in a broad Texan accent and shouted something like “rock and roll baby” …. Oh my god I was so embarrassed, for me, for him… Hey, I was embarrassed for America.   I don’t even remember how I handled the situation. The rest of the night is a blur. I do remember that he wasn’t in the least bit ashamed and in case you are wondering he definitely wasn’t doing it to be funny.


Cowboy Riding Horse

The point of my story is that I was the one who was embarrassed. You see, therein lies the solution to embarrassing sex. There is a very wise saying that life is only 10 percent what happens to you and 90% how you react. That is so true. I would like to say I am the guy who trips over in public then bows to everyone, laughing endearingly and charmingly at his mistake  and then walks on his merry way with everyone in awe of his confidence and gagging to be friends with him.  I’m not “That Guy”  though,  I am the one who trips up then pretends it is part of the way  I always walk, even tripping a bit again a couple of times to make it more convincing!!  For some reason I can’t understand I find it preferable to look like I have one leg shorter than the other, rather  than to just  own the fact that I may have tripped a bit.  Sex can be very clumsy, you might bang heads together so hard you want to cry. You might get cramp or fall off the bed. Try and be the guy who laughs and takes a bow.

Everyone, well most people have farted at one point or another during sex. The noise levels, aroma and position at the time directly contribute to just how completely humiliating this can be. Then as if that wasn’t bad enough us women have to deal with wet air loudly puffing out of our other holes when we least want it. Yes  the good old fanny fart or “queefing” as it is now known.  Anyway, for bottom farters out there, there isn’t much you can do  except laugh when it happens and avoid positions where your arse is in the air. Same goes for gash guffing (I just made that up) except if you are regular perpetrator of that particular affliction, you can employ a bit of damage limitation by sneakily inserting your fingers while having sex to let the air escape in a more controlled fashion.

Another common one many of us will have come across is when his penis doesn’t find its destination quite as easily as expected . I thought dicks had some kind of parking device, and that the organ was like a sort of heat seeking missile, deftly and effortlessly slipping into the awaiting vagina. I didn’t realise it sometimes messed  around down there like a salesman,  frantically knocking at every door on the street looking for any old way in.   Time freezes…the  search seems to last an eternity , He is thinking he looks like a virgin who doesn’t know what the hell he is doing.  She is thinking,  ‘warmer…warmer…that’s it….na… colder….woah there! easy tiger!” She should probably say that out loud actually, it might lighten the situation.

Trying something new for the first time  is always potentially embarrassing. New sex toys can be fraught with problems or even old sex toys as my friend found out.  So speak up if something’s  not working .  never forget the other person is feeling the same way. The longer you let any of  these kind of situations go on the more excruciating they become and the harder it is to come back from them. Say something funny or  stop an embarrassing moment in its tracks with a compliment. ” hey I prefer looking at your face’ when both of you have clearly had enough of trying not to gag while pretending to enjoy the entire bottle of banana flavoured lube you have smothered your bits in.Inline image 1

Embracing what ever happens during sex  is the best thing to do. This is only possible if you are easy on yourself and accept it isn’t going to be perfect all the time.  It can also be something you end up laughing and joking about for years to come and anyway worse case scenario,  its stuff you can laugh about  with your mates  further down the track!


By Alexis from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre


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