My First SQUIRTER! Flash Flood Warning

It’s just another tale from the deep recesses of my sexual subconscious; my first squirter….the first time I made a woman squirt.

Female Squirting is a controversial topic.

There are mixed feelings from everyone. Some woman are ashamed or disgusted at the notion if it happens to them personally.  And some men who are under the misguided impression that women are urinating on them during orgasm.

Both parties are wrong.

Squirting is a wondrous and tangible representation of the pleasure you’re causing your partner or feeling yourself.  It is nothing to be disgusted or ashamed about.

My First Squirter

This story is about a woman who feels no shame or disgust at the natural things her body do when she is in the throes of a full body orgasm.

I’ve left my fair share of wet patches around the world.  But never in my life had I experienced the gushing torrent of pussy juice that this woman was capable of producing.

We met online.  After clarifying that we were both keen on exploring each other’s naked body, then plans were made and boundaries set.

Then she was in front of me.

A curvy little woman that would forever alter my knowledge of female anatomy.  After a few drinks and some verbal foreplay it was show time.

I took her to my room and proceeded to unwrap her like the gift she was.

During the getting to know each other stage of our conversation, her squirting had come up.  So I thought I was prepared and to be honest her first squirt was a little lackluster after all the porn I’d watched that featured women with vaginas like sprinkler systems.

I should’ve known her vagina was just warming up…

After coaxing out her first orgasm with my fingers, I started moving my mouth down to where the magic happens.  And started my favorite part of the sexual experience, going down on a woman.

You may not believe me, but I really love it…

As she started bucking around and grabbing the back of my head I knew she was close.

It was at this moment that I had my first face load of what could only be described as a liquid avalanche of fulfillment and simultaneously my first near death experience.

When she starting coming…

She clenched her thighs around my head with the strength of a heavyweight UFC champion.  I realized between the position I was in and her gushing all over my nose and mouth I couldn’t breathe.

There were three choices.

  1. Start panic slapping her thigh till she released me.
  2. Die.
  3. Learn how to swim.

Obviously #1 was unacceptable.

I actually contemplated 2 for a second.  What an incredible way to go!!!)  Then 3 occurred to me.  People drown in lakes and pools because they can’t drink their way to freedom.

But I wasn’t in a lake or pool…

So I started gulping as fast as she could gush and after what felt like a dark wet eternity she released me.

As we both laid there panting for our mutual exertions, I felt a swelling but not where you’d think. It was a swelling of pride as I gazed down at the biggest wet patch I’d ever seen.

But I wanted it bigger…

my first squirter

I wasn’t going to stop until she had nothing left to squirt.

So over the next hour I poked, rubbed and nibbled her clit until she was begging for a break.

It was during this reprieve that I was actually able to take stock of the situation.

So after wiping my face and drying my hair, I stripped my bed to discover that despite 1 blanket, 1 sheet, 1 fixed sheet and 2 towels I’d put down in preparation for this event my mattress was soaked through.

So after the first experience I have a little more wisdom when it comes to handing the magical unicorn that is the female ejaculate.

Use a Plastic Mattress Protector

Unless you enjoy dragging a mattress with a huge wet patch outside to dry, I’d recommend a plastic mattress protector.  Or a similar product to ensure its only sheets and blankets you need to clean.

Also for those of you that can, don’t be afraid to get nasty in a bathtub.  Clean-up is much easier.

Public Service Announcement

If you or anyone you know is a squirter, you have nothing to be embarrassed or grossed out about.  It’s perfectly natural and pretty awesome.

If you are with a woman intimately and find out she is a squirtera nd are the type of person who makes her feel bad about it, you’re a horrible person and don’t deserve her vaginal vivacity.

Matthew is a consultant at the adult lifestyle centers.

my first squirter
find the A-spot

The BEST A-Spot Sex Toys!

We’ve talked about the elusive G-Spot and we’ve fantasized about female ejaculation.  But have we learnt about the Anterior Fornix which is also known as the A-Spot?

The fornix is an internal erogenous area in the vagina.  It is located on either side of the cervix.  But it is the anterior fornix which is located at the front of the vagina and is the spot which’ll get you soaking.

Who Discovered the A-Spot?

It was Doctor Chua Chee Ann who discovered the A-Spot.  You can hear him talk about his discovery in the YouTube video at the bottom of this blog post.

He discovered that stimulation of this ‘deep’ zone in the vagina can lead to accelerated lubrication and heightened sexual arousal.

Scooping motions, windshield motions and stroking motions, similar to those used to stimulate the G-Spot are also recommended for stimulating the A-Spot.

my first squirter
Diagram: A-Spot

Is there a difference between the A-Spot and the G-Spot?

Aside from 6 letters, yes.  Whilst they’re both located on the front wall of the vagina which is the opposite wall to your anal canal, they’re located a few inches apart.

The G-Spot can be found 1-2 inches into the vagina and the A-Spot is located usually 4-6 inches into the vagina.

These two provide different sensations and cause different ‘typical’ reactions.  A G-Spot in women is known for having a ‘pee’ like sensation, where you feel an intense need to urinate.  This quickly passes and is sometimes replaced by female ejaculation.

The A-Spot is known for causing fast natural lubrication.

How do you stimulate the A-Spot?

The A-Spot is almost impossible to reach by yourself.  Your fingers just aren’t long enough to reach it.  Sorry, hun!

You do have a much better chance of getting a partner to reach the erogenous A-Spot by inserting 1 to 2 fingers.  They are able to comfortably lengthen their arm and hand which allows them full insertion of the fingers.

Stroking and scooping motions in the area will be well received.

What if you and your partner can’t reach or find your A-Spot?

Don’t worry! I have your back.  Here’s a list of FIVE of the best adult toys which are the perfect length, size and shape to stimulate your new favourite spot.


my first squirter sex toys
Pictured From Left to Right: Fun Factory Lady Bi, NU Sensuelle Curve, BS Atlier G-Spot Dildo, Je Joue G-Kii Vibrator and Tantus Pack ‘n’ Play No.2

1. Fun Factory Lady Bi

A rechargeable rabbit vibrator made from 100% body safe silicone designed and imported from Germany.  It has the PERFECT length, girth and curve at its tip to stimulate the A-Spot.

The Lady Bi was designed with this erogenous spot in mind and has been proven to stimulate the A-Spot perfectly.  Take my word for it.  It uses FlexiFUN Technology so it can comfortably bend and shape to fit your body.

But it is firm enough to apply the much needed pressure for pleasurable stimulation.  6 vibration levels and 6 vibration modes.  It is 100% waterproof and can be travel locked.

The NU Sensuelle Curve

NU Sensuelle is an award winning brand designed within Australia.  A rechargeable vibrator made from 100% body safe silicone.

It has that recurring length, width and a curved tip that you need to stimulate the A-Spot. Well known for having 20 vibration modes for pinpoint stimulation and a run time of 1 hour.

Also it is 100% waterproof for bath and shower fun.

BS Atlier G-Spot Dildo

They create their dildos from 100% pure silicone that is hand poured for quality craftsmanship.  Made and imported directly from Spain.  ​

I know, I know… “G-Spot Dildo” is within the name. But I’m telling you it can stimulate the A-Spot, take it as a blessing!  This little beauty strokes both spots perfectly.

It is slightly larger and girthier than the other two toys mentioned, so take care using this one for A-Spot stimulation.

my first squirter with fun factory

Je Joue G-Kii Vibrator

Another sex toy that was specifically designed for G-Spot stimulation but is also fantastic at A-Spot stimulation.  What are you waiting for?

Put that sweeeet fully adjustable curve to use!

Tantus Pack ‘n’ Play No.2

They craft their products from their own unique formula of 100% ultra-premium silicone that is hand-poured into moulds.

Just like that annoyingly smart kid at school, we already know Tantus are good at everything.  So it’s probably not a shock to you that they made it onto my list!

The shape and length of the Pack ‘n’ Play No.2 make for a great soft toy to experiment the A-Spot with.

You now know what the A-Spot is, where it is located and how to stimulate it.  To start with, I’d highly recommend exploring the area by yourself or with a partner in a relaxed setting.

Happy finding!!

About the author: Chloe is a consultant from Adult Lifestyle Centres

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