Lazy Sex & Orgasm Guide

Disclaimer: This one is a little bit silly and came about after drawing inappropriate stick figures out of boredom (don’t ask) – enjoy!
There’s no denying that our days are getting busier. Our personal time for ourselves and our partners are getting shortened by the minute but that doesn’t mean you have to miss out on having sex or having a wonderful orgasm. Lazy Sex & Orgasms are best used when you can’t be bother to do anything but you still want to relieve yourself. Your probably thinking, how can you orgasm when your restless.  Whether you’re tired and want to go to sleep or you only have 5 minutes before work, there’s always a way to squeeze in that orgasm.  You can relax, have sex or masturbate without much effort at all. Lazy Sex & Orgasms could be exactly what the doctor ordered and they can also help you have a wonderful nights sleep. Below are my 5 laziest ways to have an orgasm:
1.The “Netflix N Chill” orgasm
The Netflix N Chill involves beginning a movie or TV show on Netflix and not being able to make it through without having sex.  It is important that you stay with the theme of the movie so that you can have an interactive experience and when you are finished, if you can stay awake, finish the movie too!!! Bonus.
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Cartoon: The “Netflix N Chill” orgasm

2. The “Spooning always leads to forking” Orgasm.

Every couple knows how to assume the spoon: Lie on your side with your guy behind you. Keep both of your torsos in this doze pose and lift your top leg. Have him shift his lower body into a half-kneeling position, entering you from behind.
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Cartoon: “Spooning always leads to forking” Orgasm

3. The “fully clothed” orgasm.

My personal favourite. Get yourself a body wand that’s strong enough that you don’t even have to take off your clothes!  Absolutely sensational but if you are a gusher can be a bit messy and would require a change of clothes it you are going out afterwards.
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Cartoon: The “fully clothed” orgasm

4. The “public” orgasm.

This one is on the rise – get yourself a WeVibe that your partner can control from anywhere and go about your day to day tasks!  Brings a whole new meaning to bringing home the bacon or if you are so inclined and being a bit adventurous take it to a them park and have an orgasm controlled by your partner on the scariest ride.
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Cartoon: The “public” orgasm
5. The “When you can’t be fucked to fuck” orgasm.
Get yourself a Fun Factory BiStronic Fusion and let the toy do all the work for you!  There are so many great sex toys out there that these days you do not need a partner or to put any effort in yourself you just need to get the right speed and mode and let your toy do the working.
Types of Orgasms
Cartoon: “When you can’t be fucked to fuck” orgasm
Lazy Sex & Orgasms can be just as fun as putting a lot of energy into sex. They can be more intimate as you may find yourself closer to your partner as they may be tired to. Having something in the side of your drawer when you need that extra bit of help can make your masturbation session more interesting a sexually enticing. If you are struggling and need a bit of a kick up, women can use arousal gels to get their clitoris fired up with warm or cold sensations. Men can also spice up their lazy orgasm with a vibrating cock ring which will massage their balls or they can buy a male pulsator like the Hot Ocotpus to do all the work for them. Either way, lazy orgasms are just as relieving and can be even more fun than a “wide awake” orgasm.
I hope everyone is having a fabulous day and getting their stores ready for the Halloween celebrations!  We have a competition in our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres as to who decorates the best store and the most appropriately dressed consultant.  Come visit our stores and see our amazing Halloween displays.

About the Author and Illustrator: Chloe is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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