3 Ways To An Ultimate Toe-Curling Blended Orgasm

Ok, so I admit, I’m a lazy and impatient masturbator. Which to the male half of the population probably doesn’t make much sense, since we put such emphasis on making sure that men take their time with us ladies, making sure that we’re well looked after during foreplay and sex. But the truth is that sometimes we don’t have the time or the energy to spend an hour just lying around playing with ourselves.

Up until a few months ago, when I joined the Oh! Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre family, I had always just bought cheap battery operated toys. I was completely oblivious to the fact that there were different styles of vibrations, different types of stimulation and to a certain extent, different areas to stimulate and how the shape and size of the adult toy affected it efficacy.

I have always been fascinated by the elusive G-spot and A-spot, but the effort it takes to achieve and orgasm through either has always been a turn-off. Like I said, I’m lazy… and sometimes time-poor. This is my lazy G-spot orgasm guide.

What the hell are the G-Spot and A-Spot I hear you ask?

Although there is much debate over whether either or both of these exist, I am by no means a health professional or sex expert. But I can say with some certainty, that there are some areas in the vagina that are more sensitive than others and produce, for me at least, longer and stronger orgasms. For some women G-spot stimulation can cause female ejaculation.

Image: G-spot stimulation diagram

The G-spot is located about 5cm inside the vaginal opening, on the front wall. It is a small spongy area that is slightly raised and rougher than the surrounding tissue. The A-spot or the anterior fornix is an area deep in the vagina, just above the cervix.

Fun Fact: Dr Chua Chee Ann’s study found that stimulating the A-spot for at least 10 minutes a day will help you achieve regular orgasms and vaginal lubrication, even without foreplay.

So, it was such a surprise to me that there were products out there that make achieving G-spot and A-spot orgasms less like work and more like fun! So here are my picks for the best ‘out of the ordinary’ toys that can make stimulating your A-spot and G-spot easier

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit And Vibration

Image: Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit And Vibration

What can I say? This little beauty hits all of the right spots. To be honest, I was not a fan of the Satisfyer Pro 2. Personally, I thought it was a little boring. Not the G-Spot Rabbit! She is part of the Satisfyer Pro 2 range. Combining both a vibrating shaft with a flattened end for G-spot stimulation and the air pulse technology for clitoral stimulation to provide you with toe-curling blended orgasms.

The controls are easy to use, with the outer rose gold ring used to control the vibration and the inner white panel is used to control the air pulse function. A quick 4 second hold on the bottom of the outer ring will turn your vibration on, same again, will turn it off, while you only need to hold in the bottom part of the inner button for 2 seconds to turn the air pulse on and off.

A little water based lube, like Intimate Earth’s Hydra Natural Glide, on the shaft and around the rim of the nozzle can make the feel of the silicone smoother and heighten your overall experience.

Technical stuff

  • 3 continuous vibration intensities and 7 pattern vibrations.
  • 11 pulse intensities (In my opinion settings 5 and above should be classed as atomic).
  • Vibration and pulse can be used together or on their own.
  • Completely submersible, so feel free to supercharge the sensations in the bath. It also makes cleaning a breeze. Even inside the nozzle can be cleaned using a cotton bud.
  • Magnetic USB rechargeable anywhere in the world. Although she takes around 3 hours to fully charge from flat, you get around 2 hours of use from that full charge!

We-Vibe Nova

Rabbit vibrator
Image: We-Vibe Nova

Another goodie for producing mind-numbing blended orgasms. With Nova’s 8cm maximum insertable tapered shaft length and flexible clitoral arm, she sits comfortably either pressed against the G-spot or nestled further in against the A-spot. The wide flat side and gently rounded tip are perfect for either broad or pinpoint stimulation.

Once you master the controls, it’s as easy as ABC. A 5 second press in the middle if the control panel will get things started. You can then use the left/right buttons to change the vibration patterns and the plus/minus buttons to increase or decrease the intensity.

Use a little of Pjur’s Aqua Water Based Lubricant on the shaft and clitoral stimulator arm to maximise the glide of Nova’s body safe, phthalate free silicone cover.

Nerdy Info

  • 2 powerful motors for dual stimulation.
  • She is also waterproof, for a splashing great time in the bedroom and the bathroom!
  • We-Connect app allows you or your partner in crime to control the vibration as well as allowing you to make your own pattern sequences!
  • 90 minutes of charging via the magnetic USB cable will give you around 2 hours of play time.

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion

Rabbit vibrator that thrusts
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This is the ultimate in lazy girl’s adult toy! Once it’s in and turned on, all you have to do is lay back and let the Bi Stronic’s magnetic motion and vibrating clitoral wing do all of the work for you. Her generous girth allows the shaft to stroke you in all the right spots all the way to your toe-curling, leg shaking orgasm. Leave it to the Germans to design and make a no nonsense toy that does just what it’s supposed to do. Calling a spade a spade or, in this case a sex toy not a novelty toy.

Mastering the controls is easier than withdrawing cash from an ATM. Hit the red FUN button for a good time and use the plus and minus buttons to cycle through the 64 different ways to enjoy the pulsation and vibration settings in combination or alone.

Don’t forget to ease the friction by lubricating the silicone parts with Fun Factory’s very own ToyFluid water based lube.

Fun Facts

  • Has a travel lock, just in case you’re going away and can’t leave her behind, but you don’t want to explain what the thudding noise in your suitcase is.
  • Completely waterproof and submersible for some bath time fun.
  • Her 2 strong motors can be used together or separately.
  • She also has a glaringly obvious low battery light that tells you when it’s time to click on the magnetic USB charger.
  • So, I do hope that next time you’re shopping for a new toy, you consider a new style of stimulation. Happy shopping and playing everybody!

Author: Mia is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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