You Put What In Your Vagina?

Woman in panties

I love modern technology. More specifically, I love the technology that allows me to search the strange, dark depths of humanity (AKA Google). Human beings manage to do some incredibly bizarre things to their bodies, with their posting about it online giving me an opportunity to amuse myself for hours on end.  Recently, I came across a forum detailing the strangest things women have put in their vaginas! It may seem like an odd subject to research however my curiosity was great and found me on some interesting websites where I read some freaky and crazy stories. I felt this information was too shocking not to share so below is a list of some of the things women have either placed or had placed in their womanly parts:

Popsicles and ice blocks

These people must not be aware that their vaginas are not equipped with taste buds. Sugary sweets like this can seriously mess up the pH balance of the vagina. If you’re ever seeking that cool sensation, I suggest you put a glass dildo in the fridge instead!

Popsicles used for sex
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Bike reflector

I don’t know what kind of hazards they were seeking to avoid but this is just confusing.

Phone and money

A man put these objects in his girlfriend’s vagina after they had sex. Don’t even get me started on how dirty money is let alone the ridiculousness of placing a phone in such a precious body part.

Money used for sex
Image: Money sex

Pork Loin wrapped in condoms

I felt strange reading that one. She really needs to invest in a real feel dildo instead of using a piece of dead pig to get off!! All I can say is, at least she covered it with a condom.


I think this woman needs to get herself a Clone-A-Pussy kit if she really wants to replicate her pussy.

Different vagina types
Image: Vagina statues

Bottle cap

Now, I’m not sure if this woman was successful at opening a bottle with her vagina or if she just felt she had nowhere else to throw it out. Nonetheless, this is not recommended.

Panty meme user card
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Glow stick

There’s certainly a party in this woman’s pants…

A piece of rusty metal

Has this woman not heard of tetanus?! I really think she needs to come into the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres to pick herself a clean, polished surgical steel dildo if she’s really into this.

What is perfectly health to place in your vagina?

Ok so now you know what isn’t a great idea to put in your vagina, I thought I’d make it crystal clear what is perfectly healthy to place in your precious body part.


Self-pleasuring with your hands or having a lover do it for you is one of the greatest gifts a woman can bestow upon her vagina. Ensuring whoever’s hands come near your genitals are squeaky clean will ensure the experience is memorable for all the right reasons.

Fruits and vegetables

Phallic shaped fruits and veggies are a hit among many women. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots, zucchinis-these are perfectly healthy to have in your vagina, just be sure to place a condom over them before use (Oh and keep the banana skin on).

Using vegetables as adult toys
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This one is probably way too obvious as of course this is how children are conceived. Sexual intercourse makes many women’s vaginas feel ecstatic and blissful so feel free to keep this one on the to do list. Just be sure when having penile/vaginal intercourse with someone, it is important to be aware of both parties’ sexual health statuses. Using condoms is great however it does not protect against all sexually transmitted infections.

Sex toys, dildos, dongs, vibrators and more

The variety of different sex toys on the market is ginormous. Ensuring you use high quality sex toys made from materials such as silicone, ABS, glass and steel will ensure your vagina stays healthy and happy. I certainly recommend brands such as The Rabbit Company, Fun Factory, We-Vibe and LELO if you’re after a toy that your vagina will love and appreciate.

Sex toys and vibrators
Image: Different sex toys

Kegel exercisers

To ensure your vagina stays toned and terrific, completing Kegel exercises regularly is highly recommended. Like with sex toys, I certainly recommend only using Kegel balls and exercisers made from high quality silicone or ABS plastic. Kegel exercisers such as Elvie, LELO Luna Beads, Je Joue Ami and We-Vibe Bloom are some amazing products worth investing in.

Ok so this next one is still on the drawing table, with more research needed to ascertain whether it’s a healthy thing to put in one’s vagina.

Metal chain

This is one I’ve only just recently become aware of and I am yet to find out the appeal but it is certainly featuring in my fantasies as of late. A length of ¼ inch link metal chain about 2 feet is placed slowly into the vagina. Think putting it in to create a feeling of fullness and heaviness then pulling it out link by link, almost like you would with anal beads. Some recounts of this make it sound like a mind-blowing experience but like I said, I am yet to know for sure as to whether it is a good idea. So if you’re reading this thinking it sounds like a good idea, best to keep it as a fantasy and do your own research on mastering the art of fingering.

BDSM chains for sex
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Sex Toy Companies Doing It Right: Je Joue

Award winning sex toy company

Stylish, sleek, sophisticated, sexy and sensual Je Joue boasts they are sophisticated, elegantly naughty and a sensual treat but what about the vibrations? This is where Je Joue makes a name for themselves.

Vibrators are the most popular type of sex toys ever created; it’s not hard to work that out from either walking into an adult shop or looking online. You are spoilt for choice in more ways than one but that doesn’t mean they are all the same.

Je Joue has taken notice of this because not all vibrations are the same, Je Joue pondered the most important question and that is “how do vibrations interact with your body”. They asked three main questions;

  • Why some sex toys don’t feel the same as others?
  • Why do we sometimes feel numb?
  • What differences can the vibrator design bring?

At Je Joue, they know all vibrators aren’t created as equals apart from the shapes, colours and materials. They understand that the hidden gem under all that style and flair is the motors each made with differences in quality and function. Performance wise most vibrators are compared by speed, this isn’t really a useful comparison to make, as the frequency of the motor is actually the determining factor.  Thus Je Joue understands that the lower the vibration, the richer the sensation, it’s those rumbling vibrations that are earth shattering in the bedroom.

Unlike cars the more RPMs in the motor doesn’t means you get to the finish line quicker, the battle of speed is often lost because it’s not about strength or speed of the vibrations it’s all about how deep they spread into the body. Superficial vibrations either create numbness or are just plain irritating! While deep strong vibrations spread throughout the different nerve levels and create an orgasmic incomparable sensation.

Je Joue knows that the body has specific nerve endings for vibrations, and they have researched that the body has specialised receptors to different sensations such as pressure, temperature, movement and vibrations.

The genitals in particular have a variety of specialised mechanoreceptors and 90% of the nerve endings of the clitoris are actually internal! It’s the bodies Pandora’s box and all the wild and wonderful gems are hidden deep inside. Thus Je Joue has caught on to this which is why they have designed their vibrations to be deep and rumbly not surface and numbing, these are low frequency vibrations rather than your usual high frequency ones. By holding any of Je Joue products you can feel first-hand the vibrations and how deep you feel them go.

The other key point Je Joue has researched is the fact that the G-spot requires both vibrations and pressure. Most people feel that vibrations aren’t a must when wanting to stimulate the G-spot, but when combining a clitoral stimulator with a simple curved dildo they received the best results.

The main complaint I hear when people want vibrators is that “they aren’t powerful enough” after a while the body becomes numb to the vibrations and our body wants more! We are basically numbing our nerve endings with high speeds and surface high frequency vibrations; Je Joue is the answer to all your nerve numbing issues! So choose power over speed and experience the internal thrill of a Je Joue product.

Je Joue is sex positive they believe that enhancing sexual pleasure is a right for everyone. They want everyone no matter if they are solo, or with a partner to be able to experience, deepen and enrich their sexual lives.

They extensively research all their designs and always want to empower people to explore a new world of intimate and infinite possibilities.

Je Joue is designed for beginners to those that are more experienced. Each product in their range has been designed to be able to explore and understand the user’s body, and to succumb to the pleasure of the moment. All of the products are based on the principles of beauty and quality. They are made to be streamline and discreet, soft and velvety to touch and all 100% body safe.

Je Joue’s range of vibrators

Rabbit Bullet

Intense vibrating ears.

The soft and flexible ears move around your body to wherever you want them to. Hug that clitoris with the ears and use the base of the ears for intense vibrations!

Je Joue clitoral stimulator
Image: Je Joue Rabbit Bullet

G-spot Bullet

Powerful internal and external vibrations.

This is the perfect toy for those who want everything. Perfectly curved to access the G-spot, the curve also follows the contour of your body externally for intense clitoral orgasms.

G-spot bullet
Image: Je Joue G-spot Bullet

Classic Bullet

The luxury version of the Classic Bullet. Spoil yourself!

This silky soft classic bullet has a soft silicone tip for pinpoint stimulation. It comes with a free finger sleeve attachment for those who want a hands free experience.

Je Joue bullet vibrator
Image: Je Joue Classic Bullet


A discreet and powerful external vibrator Mimi for play – together or solo.

Award winning Mimi is a sensual, soft and beautifully powerful vibrator designed for beginners and aficionados alike.

Je Joue clitoral stimulator
Image: Je Joue Mimi

Mimi Soft

A sensual Mimi experience with an added layer of silky softness.

Offering all of the external stimulation pleasure of Mimi but with an added layer of velvety soft and flexible silicone, the Mimi soft offers five vibration and pulsation patterns – perfect for beginners and aficionados alike.

Je Joue personal massager
Image: Je Joue Mimi Soft


The world’s most beautiful sex toy for internal, external and G-spot pleasure.

A finalist in the Spark Design Awards 2015, Uma is a beautifully contoured and versatile vibrator for multi-level pleasure.

Je Joue G-spot vibrator
Image: Je Joue Uma


A versatile and elegant rabbit vibrator for multi-level pleasure.

Fifi is the rabbit – redefined. With five vibration and seven pulsation patterns from each ear and the shaft, the soft and perfectly contoured Fifi offers simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation – for the ultimate in sensory indulgence.

Je Joue rabbit vibrator
Image: Je Joue Fifi


To really hit the spot…

Simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation, the design-led and distinctive G-Kii can be curved into the perfect position at the touch of a button to suit your body shape and pleasure preference.

Je Joue G-spot sex toy
Image: Je Joue G-Kii


The world’s favourite cock ring for enhancing your pleasure together.

This strong and flexible cock ring keeps him harder for longer while enhancing your partner’s pleasure.

Je Joue cock ring
Image: Je Joue Mio


Partner-controlled G-spot and clitoral vibrator.

Sensual orgasms at the touch of a button, this G-spot and clitoral vibrator can be adapted to fit your body shape – with the option for partner-controlled play using the Je Joue app.

Je Joue G-spot massager
Image: Je Joue Dua


App-controlled butt plug for couples play.

The world’s first dual-motor butt plug. With remote control options (locally with the Je Joue app and long distance playlist function) Nuo enhances seduction and intensifies pleasure. See the “How it works” tab to understand its full functionality.

Je Joue prostate massager
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I hope you enjoy your Je Joue journey.

Morgan x

Author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

10 Of The World’s Most High-Tech Vibrators And Dildos

New sex toy technology

If you’re shopping for a sex toy, you will need to know the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. Vibrators and dildos come in different sizes, shapes and functionalities. In fact, thanks to advancements in technology there are vibrators available that you may not have known existed! Do you really know what the difference and which one is best for you? Well, this free sex toy guide will help you select the right choice.


Vibrators can be used during solo masturbation to stimulate the clitoris, the g-spot, u-spot and a-spot. It can also be used to warm up during foreplay. When buying a vibrator women will need to consider the following functionalities:

  • Level of power: How strong do you need the pleasurable stimulation to be?
  • How long the battery lasts: Do you have a personal preference to how long you need the sex toy to run for?
  • How to the Vibrator is powered: Vibrators can be powered by batteries, corded and rechargeable.
  • Vibrator material: You will need to choose a vibrator that is free of toxic materials and safe to use on the body. You will need to consider whether you have allergies to certain types of materials and choose a sex toy that your body is compatible with.
  • Other features: Some vibrators are able to warm up before and during use which is an incredibly experience for people who enjoy temperature play or for people who would like to stay warm to build up a perfect orgasm.

Vibrators For The Clitoris

There are sex toys made for external stimulation which are known as clitoral ticklers, bullet vibrators, personal massagers and body wands. Clitoral ticklers and bullet vibrators are used for pinpoint stimulation of the clitoris whereas personal massagers and body wands are made for a larger area of stimulation which includes the labia.  These vibrators are made to fit into the palm of your hand for ease of use.

Vibrators For The G-Spot And A-Spot

There are vibrators made to stimulate the G-Spot and/or the A-Spot. These sex toys include straight vibrators, G-Spot vibrator and rabbit vibrators.

How Vibrators Have Changed Over Time

Many years ago, vibrators were made perfectly straight, they used a few CC batteries and costed an excess of 50 bucks. These vibrators now are not even worth half that. This is because we expect more from our sex toys every year due to the advancements in technology and production.

In the past few years we have noticed a whole new trend which places a huge importance on the quality of the sex toy’s design. Sex toys are now made carefully with a great attention to detail towards functionality, longevity and aesthetic appeal.

LELO, one of the most popular sex toy brands had set the standard for high quality products. They were generally considered to manufacture the highest quality sex toys in the world. Countless other sex toy brands have followed in pursuit.

Vibrator Brands With New Technology

We-Vibe’s We-Connect Application

We-Vibe have designed a couple’s vibrator named the “We-Vibe 4 Plus” which is worn by the woman during penetrative sex. What is amazing about this product is that We-Vibe have developed an application that can be downloaded on mobiles with Google and Apple operating systems. The We-Connect app allows the sex toy to be paired up with a mobile so that it can remotely controlled from almost anywhere in the world.

Use Smartphone with We-Vibe Application
Image: We-Connect Remote Control Application

Swan’s Vibrators Made With Seamless Silicone

Swan are well known for creating a sex toy range which is made from seamless silicone which allows 100% of the product area to be used for stimulation.

Swan Silhouette
Image: Swan Silhouette

MysteryVibe Crescendo With 6 Independent Motors

MysteryVibe have created a vibrator named Crescendo which can be bent into a multitude of different curved shapes. It is made with 6 independent motors that are stacked one top of the other.

MysteryVibe Crescendo Sex Toy Photo
Image: MysteryVibe Crescendo

Other Vibrator Brands With Different Types Of Stimulation

  • L’amourose: L’amarouse have developed a sex toy range that can heat up to a comfortable 42 degrees.
  • Satisfyer and Womanizer: Satisfyer and Womanizer have designed some of the world’s most successful oral sex toys that suck on the clitoris.
  • Fun Factory: Fun Factory have invented and patented Stronic Technology which makes the sex toy pulsate with a thrusting movement that mimics the act of penetrative sex. It is a great sex toy to try if you would like to enjoy some hands-free and realistic feeling stimulation. The sex toys within this range currently include the Stronic Eins, Stronic Zwei and Stronic Drei.
  • Hot Octopuss: Hot Octopuss have created a sex toy known as the Queen Bee which uses PulsePlate Technology. PulsePlate uses oscillations to stimulate the clitoris with a plate that moves in a back and forth motion.


Dildos are an extremely popular sex toy. They can be made with phallic design that looks and feels like a realistic penis or they can be made with a non-phallic ergonomical design that works for pinpoint stimulation of the G-Spot and/or A-Spot.

Hard Dildos

There are dildos made with a hard surface that is smooth and can be detailed with textured ribbing. They can made with material like plastic, metal, glass, plexiglass and wood.

Flexible Dildos

There are dildos made with a flexible structure. They can be made with material like silicone, rubber and jelly.

Rubber And Jelly Materials

In the past dildos were mass produced and were made out of rubber and jelly materials that contained phthalates which are toxic for the body. Phthalate was used to make the dildo soft, clear and flexible, which is what people wanted at the time. Phthalate was also responsible for the slow disintegration of the toy.

UR3 Materials

Sex toy manufacturers then used UR3 materials to make dildos. UR3 is the same kind of materials used in masturbators. It is prized for their softness, but the issue with this material is that it is porous. Then silicone dildos came along. Durable, hygienic, and strong these dildos were the new kings of dildos, but they were still too hard and rigid. The demand was simple, more realistic but still hygienic and durable.

Dildo Brands With New Technoloy

Tantus And Doc Johnson

Tantus and Doc Johnson have made their products with dual density cores. These silicone toys mix a rigid core with a soft silicone outside – very similar to the silicone used by Fun Factory. The results are amazing, a realistic dildo which you could probably mistake in a blind test for a real penis. Tantus and Doc Johnson dual density dildos can be used for a variety of things. Firstly, for your standard dildo play – lube this up with a silicone safe lubricant and off you go to your hearts content. The flat base is also perfect to use with strap-ons for penetrative sex and can be used for realistic pegging.

Tantus Flurry Sex Toy Dildo
Image: Tantus Flurry

Fun Factory

Some Fun Factory vibrators feel just like a vibrating dildo and are extremely bendable to get into the hard to reach G-Spot and A-Spot! They are one of the most luxurious sex toy brands and their products come with a 2 year warranty because they are just that good!


Sex, Drugs and Luv N Fun!

Joy n more

I am a sales consultant at the Oh Zone Store Penrith and recently I did a review on the Luv n Fun 3 and 4 and the benefits of Kegel exercises. Today I will follow up and review the other little gems in the Luv n Fun range, the L1, L2, L5 and L6.

Something that I failed to mention in my last review was that on first inspection of all the Luv n Fun toys in the range, is that they all come beautifully presented in a lovely gift box. Not only do you get the gift box, but also included with your purchase is a nice satin bag to your new bestie in. I am not sure if people understand the true benefit of this simple little inclusion, but I am sure by the end of this review you understand the significance of keeping your toys clean and protected whilst not in use.

All 6 variations of the Luv n Fun range are ultra smooth to touch, have both a glossy and matte finish, are made from body safe silicone and have a 100% silicone body. All 6 are 100% waterproof, rechargeable and have a self sealing point of charge. The L1, 2, 3 & 4 all have a maximum run time of 2 hours when fully charged and 10 different pleasure modes to choose from. The L2 and 4 are also remote controlled which means, you can take the fun with you anywhere and everywhere you go, inside, outside, restaurants, bars, parties, BBQ’s, the possibilities are endless, you name it and these 2 little pleasure treasures can be taken and used there.

Luv N Fun 1 Vibrator Kegel Balls
Sex Toy: Luv N Fun 1


The L1 and L2 are bullet vibrators but due to their size and shape they could easily double as a bullet in play times and kegel balls in more serious times. The L3 and L4 are kegel balls but again due to its size and shape they also could easily double as a bullet vibrator. The L5 and L6 are longer vibrators, both have pleasure points at the top end of the shaft for g-spot stimulation and both have flexible necks. The L5 comes with a ribbed top to give you added sensation when the pleasure point reaches your g-spot. The L6 has a unique curved shape for your pleasure. Again specially designed to give you the ultimate orgasmic experience. The L5 and L6 both have a maximum run time of 4 hours when fully charged and 8 sensational pleasure modes to choose from.

OK now the best bit, all 6 of the Luv n Fun toys are made with your health in mind. All 6 have an antimicrobial or antibacterial surface. Now to the average person this possibly does not enter the thought process when they are selecting a toy, but for me, having worked in the pharmaceutical industry for over 20 years, this little tidbit of information is massive and can be a great selling point, especially to a customer who is a germaphobe.  An antimicrobial surface basically meas that the surface material have been treated with an agent the inhibits the growth of bacteria.

The Vagina is the perfect breeding environment for bacteria. Bacteria needs moisture, nutrients, temperature and oxygen to grow and when I say grow, I mean multiply. Bacteria grow when spores split and multiply. Bacteria is literally everywhere, but most of the time the bacteria is harmless. Everybody has good and bad bacteria and for women the good bacteria keep the vagina healthy. Lactobacillus (the good bacteria in the vagina) has been referred to as the gatekeepers of the vaginal ecosystem. It basically keeps the vagina’s PH levels (PH=Vagina acidity level) at an optimum 3.5 to 4.5, this level indicates a perfect amount of good bacteria (lactobacillus) and no overgrowth of bad bacteria (pathogenic). However like I said, the vagina does provide the perfect breeding environment for bad bacteria when the PH levels are outside of what is considered normal levels.

There are many different factors that can cause infections in the vagina and there are also many different types of infections that women can contract.  The two most common bacterial infections in the vagina are Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) and Candida (Yeast). Bacterial Vaginosis is the most common of the two and is caused when the bad bacteria (pathogenic) outgrows the the good bacteria because the PH levels are out of the norm. BV can cause offensive odor’s, irritation, itching and out of the ordinary discharge. Left untreated, BV also increases the chances of contracting some STD’s.

Yeast infections are commonly known as Thrush. Symptoms are itching and irritation around the vagina, a smelly cottage cheese looking discharge, burning when urinating, swelling and redness of the vulva and even in some cases bleeding. 3 out of 4 women will suffer from a yeast infection on more than one occasion and for some women its happens on a regular basis. A yeast infection is so common these days you can even buy an over the counter treatment and as much as this is a blessing in some cases, it is a problem when the symptoms for BV are very similar and women self diagnose. The treatment for a yeast infection is different to the treatment for BV. The most effective treatment for BV is an oral antibiotic that is not available over the counter. There are studies happening now that are looking into if taking a pro-biotic will lower the chances of contracting BV.

So getting back to the Luv n Fun toys, having an antimicrobial surface is a major plus and yes even with this surface, cleaning is still recommended and once cleaned and dry, storage in the little satin bag should keep most of the nasties away is also recommended, preferably in a cool dry environment.