Learn How To Give Yourself An AutoBlow2!

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In a world identical to our very own is a world where blow jobs are attached to every single PowerPoint available, tantalizing satisfaction is only a fingertip flick away, and mind blowing (all puns intended) ecstasy is a given right. At a moment’s notice you can have satisfaction beyond your wildest dreams in strokes of pleasure, and unlike the “real thing” it won’t stop just before.

I know I know I know men love blow jobs, I mean have you ever heard a man say “eww yuck no thanks” to a morning, midday, midnight blow job, while driving, `quickie before work, after dinner, basically anywhere anytime?

I didn’t think so!

So many men come into our stores asking, pleading, begging for a device that will do it itself!

 

*Incoming Autoblow 2+

Auto blow 2+ is an upgrade on their previous autoblow2 they answered all the comments, worries, advice, and feedback and brought you a new and improved auto blow job!

 

Must admit watching their video on this device makes me giggle big time, it’s very simple no tricks or gimmicks they are handing you a device that will

blow    your     mind,

or your load.

 

Plug and play, all you have to do is hold the device in place and let it do the rest for you, how easy is that!

 

The Autoblow2+ doesn’t use batteries so it’s never going to tell you no, all you need is power point to plug it in and turn it on.

 

 

The motor in the Auto Blow 2+ is rated to last 500+ hours that means you can have 3000+ blow jobs, and the more you use the more you can increase your stamina and be the beast you always knew you could be in bed. The controls are at your fingertips it will never say no, push away, or slow down. (unless you make it slow down yourself) the stroking motion will fill your wildest dreams and bring you to the point every single time with no pauses along the way, and for your added delight you can purchase different sleeves to give you a new experience whenever you dream of it

 

Cleaning is simple, pull out the sleeve wash out with water, use toy cleaner for that extra squeak in your clean, dry out and go again, and again, and again and again.

 

But what about sizes?

Don’t worry they covered that too!

There are 3 very convenient sizes to choose from to cover everyone;

  • SIZE A:  3-4″ girth (7.5-10cm). All lengths.
  • SIZE B:  4-5.5″ girth (10-14cm). All lengths.  <– Comes with the main unit
  • SIZE C: 5.5-6.5″ girth (14-16.5cm). All lengths.

 

I know some men have commented on the fact it is bulky but, in all honesty, has any guy actually held onto someone’s head to guide the strokes? Holding the Autoblow 2+ is much like guiding your bed buddies head for satisfaction, it is an alternatively to the traditional method of oral. Autoblow 2+ is very much a simple device and so it should be, the makers of Auotblow 2+ have given a list of things you need to know about their product;

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Plug it in

Unlike a lot of products on the market you don’t need batteries or to charge the product you simply plug it into an available electrical outlet (110V-240V) they have designed the product to be safe but common sense is still must, because you are attached to power do not place in or near water.

 

Sleeve system

 

Pretty genius as it gives you one product with multiple possibilities, they are designed to be easy to clean, re-useable and come in multiple sizes so everyone can experience pleasure.

 

Hands free

Well mostly at least for all you literal people out there, all you need to do is hold the device in place, but unlike other products the strokes are hands free the device will do the stroking for you. You are able to control the speed of the strokes and intensity with a very simple and easy to use flick of a wheel, so it won’t ruin the moment.

 

Feels great

Yes, it feels great! For a company to market their product like this it has to be! They boast this as a “truly realistic alternative to traditional pleasure products” and its even couple friendly.

 

Robust construction

They have designed this all metal motor device to last 500+ hours of use, which is amazing to hear!

 

And who could forget about hygiene

Because the sleeves are interchangeable and easy to clean using soapy water or toy cleaner (not when the device it plugged into power) it means you are able to use it again and again and again and again without those little nasties growing inside and ruining your pleasure machine.

 

This machine really will have you by the balls in pure pleasure.

 

Morgan x

 

The Machine That Sucks!

A robot that gives blow jobs

I mean this quite literally.  Having received the Autoblow 2+ for review it was quite exciting to give it a bit of a test run.  Having heard about this much publicized crowd funded sex toy for men that has been touted as the world’s first robotic blow job machine.

And publicized it has been.  Featured in that much media it is scary.  Indeigogo, Men’s Health, Buzz Feed, Playboy, VICE, Yahoo, Business Insider, Bravo and any and every YouTube channel out there.  Crowd source funded and the idea of lawyer Brian Sloan who, using the Jetsons robot Rosie as inspiration, wanted to create a robotic male sex toy that would offer realistic sexual sensations.

There have been many positive reviews written for the Autoblow 2 but the new version, the 2+ internals are 33% tighter than its predecessor and has an over 30% increased stroking range.  The 2+ motor has also been upgraded to be more powerful and is made with an all metal industrial strength motor.  It is claimed to be more powerful.

So knowing that it is designed by a man is great solace as surely another male knows what it is that is desired in the stroking department.  And what is better for a male to know that at any time of the day or night he can access a machine that is going to suck the fuck out of his member and give him a realistic blow job experience?  Once fitted to the penis it is supposed give 100% hands-free enjoyment with cyber-skin like sleeves to slip in.

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Image: Autoblow 2+

There are three sleeve sizes and the Autoblow 2+ comes with size B which is for a penis size of 4-5.5” of girth.  The stroker and sleeves are designed to accommodate all penis size lengths.  It is powered directly to a power point, it does not use batteries and the industrial strength motor is rated to perform for over 500 hours of use.  That is a hell of a lot of head-jobs.

The box it came in was very nice and sturdy, it literally had all the information that would be required to operate it.  So I opened the box and checked out the sex toy – it was robust – I then attached the power cord to the machine, plugged it into the power point and switched it on.  WOW!  This thing was loud.  If anyone was in the next room – even in the house they would think that a power tool was being used.  This is a sex toy that you could not fit in a sneaky one during the night as you will have people pounding on your walls asking you to turn it down.

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What The World’s First Robotic Blow Job Machine Feels Like

So bearing in mind the LOUDNESS it had me guessing how this thing must feel as surely it would be powerful along with being ear deafening.  I lubed the machine up (and me), I got myself into a state of excitement and inserted my dick.  The feeling was awesome, it was tight, it stroked, I kept an erection but I couldn’t cum because of how loud this thing was.  I kept thinking someone is going to come home and I am going to be caught with my dick in a robots mouth.  I gave up after a while and made a mental note to try it again when I was sure that no-one was going to come home and catch me with my dick in the honey jar.

The opportunity came about a fortnight later that everyone in the household was out for the entire evening so I had quite a few hours where I did not have to worry about noise or unforeseen surprises.  I warmed up with a couple of glasses of wine and had a bit of a surf on Chaturbate, RedTube and Livejasmine getting pretty steamed up.  It was time to give the Autoblow 2+ a go.

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Lubed it up, turned it on and this time did not have a care in the world that the windows were rattling because of the decibels being emitted.  Guys, it truly felt awesome and gave a sucking sensation as well as being stroked.  Unlike a regular head job I could shove my cock fully into it without being told it was too deep or feeling a gag reflex.  It does not compare with hand masturbation and I lasted maybe 12 minutes before my cock began ejaculating like crazy.

The Autoblow 2+ kept me cumming with those rollers wave after wave and to be quite honest it probably would rate as one of the best head job experiences of my life.  Cleaning up the mess afterwards was a breeze as I simply removed the sleeve that is very pliable, washed up with some soapy warm water and then rinsed it off leaving it to towel dry.

All in all the experience was more than pleasurable and if you live alone it is the perfect men’s sex toy for you.  However if you do not, the times that you can use it will be limited.  So I give it a 5 out of 5 for experience but for me it is not a sex toy that I can enjoy often so will dampen that rating somewhat.