Hot Octopuss In Your Pocket PULSE!

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Adam Lewis the co-founder of Hot Octopuss came up with the idea of creating a sex toy that would easily stimulate men.  He studied a detailed medical report about penile vibratory stimulation (PVS) and how there was an FDA approved vibrating device that allowed men with spinal cord injuries or other ailments that caused erectile dysfunction to involuntarily ejaculate.  Lewis sought to improve on this medical device to create something he wanted to call a ‘guybrator’.

Lewis then contacted Multicept the Danish developer of the FDA approved device and came to an agreement to license their technology.  A number of unsuccessful prototypes were developed during the R&D stages until finally they partnered up with a company called Curventa whose task was to make the device less cumbersome, more attractive and develop the oscillating technologies.  Four years after the project began, in 2013, the first male sex toy called the Pulse 1 was released.

The Pulse became a bestselling ‘guybrator’ and was subsequently improved upon with the release of the Pulse II, Pulse III, the Pulse Duo and the Pulse Solo.  In late 2017 Hot Octopuss released the Hot Octopuss Pocket Pulse and Pocket Pulse Remote.

Pocket PULSE and the Pocket Pulse Remote does not use the same oscillating technology as PULSE III. It uses a different kind of tech – two powerful traditional vibrators that work in tandem. This allows the cost of the unit to be cheaper to make the products accessible to more people.

The Pocket Pulse when switched on emits deep and rumbly vibrations but is versatile and lightweight. It has a compact design and is perfect to use as a stroker.

Image: Pocket Pulse And Pocket Pulse Remote

As with all the Pulse products for men it can be used whilst the penis is flaccid or erect and is made from a soft silicone with a flexible arm that allows it to fit all sizes.  The arm is designed to sit just below the penis head and it comes with a handy remote control so whilst you are stroking off with the device in one hand you can control the vibration speeds and modes with the other to gain ultimate pleasurable stimulation.

The Pocket Pulse is completely waterproof so that it can be used in the shower or bath.  The main differences between the original Pulse’s and the Pocket Pulse is that Pulse uses medical device technology whilst the Pocket Pulse relies more on the conventional vibrating technologies to enhance your masturbatory experiences.  The Pulse sends pulsing, piston like tapping sensations along the penis whilst the Pocket Pulse uses two large vibrating motors that work in tandem to deliver intense stimulation.

Having received one of these marvellous sex toys for review from our friends at Hot Octopuss the first thing to take in was the box.  It was squarish in shape, well designed and with a shiny gold foil.  It is really high class and has great artwork.  Removing the device from the box I found the unit – it has a handy plug in port and on the left side with the arm closest to me was a minus button and on the right a plus button.  I plugged the USB recharging cable and charged it up.  The remote was easy enough to work out and I opened it up to be pleasantly surprised that the battery was included.

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Image: Front View Pocket Pulse Remote

My Personal Experience With The Pocket Pulse Remote

Once the Pocket Pulse was charged I liberally applied some water based lubricant on the internals and having read about it working on a flaccid penis placed it on.  It was very easy to put the penis in and comfortable when in place.  I turned it on and true to the promotional material a deep rumbly vibration began.  The sensations were really weird (having a flaccid penis) and I felt a tingling sensation in and around my testicles.   Purposely I resisted the temptation to use it as a stroker and allowed it to sit on my penis and let it do the work.

Within ten minutes I ejaculated and was only semi-erect.  It was the weirdest orgasm I ever had, I marvelled at how fantastic this would be for mobility impaired or those suffering from penile dysfunction.  To be able to ejaculate without having to stroke.  It was something I had never experienced before and I can really see a need for it so hats off to Hot Octopuss.  However now I wanted to experience the sex toy whilst stroking to see the difference.

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So, after washing the sex toy and myself down I got down to the nitty gritty of trying the Pocket Pulse again and fitted it after applying a liberal amount of lubricant.  After I switched the vibrating motor on I began to stroke it.  The arm is flexible so the tightness around the penis can be adjusted to the user’s taste.  Within seconds I was semi-erect and within minutes I was hard.  The sensations were more ‘traditional’ using it as a stroker and I was quite comfortable with the lower speeds, the higher speeds were just too intense for me.  It was not long before I ejaculated again and it was something that I was more accustomed too.  My personal preference is using it as a stroker but again, I reiterate that it is pure genius that it can be used basically as a hands-free masturbation device.

The remote control simply has a plus and minus button that whilst the device is switched on adjust the vibration speeds.

The Pocket Pulse would make a great addition to any male sex toy collection and also doubles for those that would use as a substitute for a sex aid.

The Machine That Sucks!

A robot that gives blow jobs

I mean this quite literally.  Having received the Autoblow 2+ for review it was quite exciting to give it a bit of a test run.  Having heard about this much publicized crowd funded sex toy for men that has been touted as the world’s first robotic blow job machine.

And publicized it has been.  Featured in that much media it is scary.  Indeigogo, Men’s Health, Buzz Feed, Playboy, VICE, Yahoo, Business Insider, Bravo and any and every YouTube channel out there.  Crowd source funded and the idea of lawyer Brian Sloan who, using the Jetsons robot Rosie as inspiration, wanted to create a robotic male sex toy that would offer realistic sexual sensations.

There have been many positive reviews written for the Autoblow 2 but the new version, the 2+ internals are 33% tighter than its predecessor and has an over 30% increased stroking range.  The 2+ motor has also been upgraded to be more powerful and is made with an all metal industrial strength motor.  It is claimed to be more powerful.

So knowing that it is designed by a man is great solace as surely another male knows what it is that is desired in the stroking department.  And what is better for a male to know that at any time of the day or night he can access a machine that is going to suck the fuck out of his member and give him a realistic blow job experience?  Once fitted to the penis it is supposed give 100% hands-free enjoyment with cyber-skin like sleeves to slip in.

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Image: Autoblow 2+

There are three sleeve sizes and the Autoblow 2+ comes with size B which is for a penis size of 4-5.5” of girth.  The stroker and sleeves are designed to accommodate all penis size lengths.  It is powered directly to a power point, it does not use batteries and the industrial strength motor is rated to perform for over 500 hours of use.  That is a hell of a lot of head-jobs.

The box it came in was very nice and sturdy, it literally had all the information that would be required to operate it.  So I opened the box and checked out the sex toy – it was robust – I then attached the power cord to the machine, plugged it into the power point and switched it on.  WOW!  This thing was loud.  If anyone was in the next room – even in the house they would think that a power tool was being used.  This is a sex toy that you could not fit in a sneaky one during the night as you will have people pounding on your walls asking you to turn it down.

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Image: Autoblow 2+ Diagram

What The World’s First Robotic Blow Job Machine Feels Like

So bearing in mind the LOUDNESS it had me guessing how this thing must feel as surely it would be powerful along with being ear deafening.  I lubed the machine up (and me), I got myself into a state of excitement and inserted my dick.  The feeling was awesome, it was tight, it stroked, I kept an erection but I couldn’t cum because of how loud this thing was.  I kept thinking someone is going to come home and I am going to be caught with my dick in a robots mouth.  I gave up after a while and made a mental note to try it again when I was sure that no-one was going to come home and catch me with my dick in the honey jar.

The opportunity came about a fortnight later that everyone in the household was out for the entire evening so I had quite a few hours where I did not have to worry about noise or unforeseen surprises.  I warmed up with a couple of glasses of wine and had a bit of a surf on Chaturbate, RedTube and Livejasmine getting pretty steamed up.  It was time to give the Autoblow 2+ a go.

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Lubed it up, turned it on and this time did not have a care in the world that the windows were rattling because of the decibels being emitted.  Guys, it truly felt awesome and gave a sucking sensation as well as being stroked.  Unlike a regular head job I could shove my cock fully into it without being told it was too deep or feeling a gag reflex.  It does not compare with hand masturbation and I lasted maybe 12 minutes before my cock began ejaculating like crazy.

The Autoblow 2+ kept me cumming with those rollers wave after wave and to be quite honest it probably would rate as one of the best head job experiences of my life.  Cleaning up the mess afterwards was a breeze as I simply removed the sleeve that is very pliable, washed up with some soapy warm water and then rinsed it off leaving it to towel dry.

All in all the experience was more than pleasurable and if you live alone it is the perfect men’s sex toy for you.  However if you do not, the times that you can use it will be limited.  So I give it a 5 out of 5 for experience but for me it is not a sex toy that I can enjoy often so will dampen that rating somewhat.