Learn How To Give Yourself An AutoBlow2!

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In a world identical to our very own is a world where blow jobs are attached to every single PowerPoint available, tantalizing satisfaction is only a fingertip flick away, and mind blowing (all puns intended) ecstasy is a given right. At a moment’s notice you can have satisfaction beyond your wildest dreams in strokes of pleasure, and unlike the “real thing” it won’t stop just before.

I know I know I know men love blow jobs, I mean have you ever heard a man say “eww yuck no thanks” to a morning, midday, midnight blow job, while driving, `quickie before work, after dinner, basically anywhere anytime?

I didn’t think so!

So many men come into our stores asking, pleading, begging for a device that will do it itself!

 

*Incoming Autoblow 2+

Auto blow 2+ is an upgrade on their previous autoblow2 they answered all the comments, worries, advice, and feedback and brought you a new and improved auto blow job!

 

Must admit watching their video on this device makes me giggle big time, it’s very simple no tricks or gimmicks they are handing you a device that will

blow    your     mind,

or your load.

 

Plug and play, all you have to do is hold the device in place and let it do the rest for you, how easy is that!

 

The Autoblow2+ doesn’t use batteries so it’s never going to tell you no, all you need is power point to plug it in and turn it on.

 

 

The motor in the Auto Blow 2+ is rated to last 500+ hours that means you can have 3000+ blow jobs, and the more you use the more you can increase your stamina and be the beast you always knew you could be in bed. The controls are at your fingertips it will never say no, push away, or slow down. (unless you make it slow down yourself) the stroking motion will fill your wildest dreams and bring you to the point every single time with no pauses along the way, and for your added delight you can purchase different sleeves to give you a new experience whenever you dream of it

 

Cleaning is simple, pull out the sleeve wash out with water, use toy cleaner for that extra squeak in your clean, dry out and go again, and again, and again and again.

 

But what about sizes?

Don’t worry they covered that too!

There are 3 very convenient sizes to choose from to cover everyone;

  • SIZE A:  3-4″ girth (7.5-10cm). All lengths.
  • SIZE B:  4-5.5″ girth (10-14cm). All lengths.  <– Comes with the main unit
  • SIZE C: 5.5-6.5″ girth (14-16.5cm). All lengths.

 

I know some men have commented on the fact it is bulky but, in all honesty, has any guy actually held onto someone’s head to guide the strokes? Holding the Autoblow 2+ is much like guiding your bed buddies head for satisfaction, it is an alternatively to the traditional method of oral. Autoblow 2+ is very much a simple device and so it should be, the makers of Auotblow 2+ have given a list of things you need to know about their product;

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Plug it in

Unlike a lot of products on the market you don’t need batteries or to charge the product you simply plug it into an available electrical outlet (110V-240V) they have designed the product to be safe but common sense is still must, because you are attached to power do not place in or near water.

 

Sleeve system

 

Pretty genius as it gives you one product with multiple possibilities, they are designed to be easy to clean, re-useable and come in multiple sizes so everyone can experience pleasure.

 

Hands free

Well mostly at least for all you literal people out there, all you need to do is hold the device in place, but unlike other products the strokes are hands free the device will do the stroking for you. You are able to control the speed of the strokes and intensity with a very simple and easy to use flick of a wheel, so it won’t ruin the moment.

 

Feels great

Yes, it feels great! For a company to market their product like this it has to be! They boast this as a “truly realistic alternative to traditional pleasure products” and its even couple friendly.

 

Robust construction

They have designed this all metal motor device to last 500+ hours of use, which is amazing to hear!

 

And who could forget about hygiene

Because the sleeves are interchangeable and easy to clean using soapy water or toy cleaner (not when the device it plugged into power) it means you are able to use it again and again and again and again without those little nasties growing inside and ruining your pleasure machine.

 

This machine really will have you by the balls in pure pleasure.

 

Morgan x

 

Autoblow 2+ Valentine’s Day Draw With Brian Sloan

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Brian Sloan the creator of Autoblow 2+ the world’s first robotic blow job machine is running a Valentine’s Day Draw in collaboration with Adultsmart! Would you like to win this for yourself or do you have a lover, boyfriend or husband who would absolutely love an amazing gift this Valentine’s Day to add to their men’s sex toy collection? Enter the Valentine’s Day Draw and your wishes may just come true! Pun intended.

Today we are offering you the newest version of the Autoblow, the Autoblow 2+ which is currently valued at $194.99! The Autoblow 2+ that we are giving away comes with a size b sleeve which is the most popular size to purchase!

About the Autoblow 2+

Let me tell you what you need to know about the Autoblow 2+. The Autoblow 2+ is available to purchase in three different girth sizes including:

  • Size A: It measures 3” to 4” (7.5 centimetres to 10 centimetres) in girth.
  • Size B: It measures 4” to 5.5” (10 centimetres to 14 centimetres) in girth.
  • Size C: It measures 5.5” to 6.5” (10 centimetres to 14 centimetres) in girth.

All the sleeve sizes can be used by all different penis lengths!

Image: Brian Sloan With Autoblow 2+

New Features Of The Autoblow 2+

The Autoblow 2+ has amazing new features that include:

  • 3 x the level of grip: Autoblow 2+ is made with 3 rolls of beads that are used to tighten and massage.
  • 33% tighter: Autoblow 2+ will give you a truly pleasurable experience that feels ultra-realistic.
  • Plugs directly into a power supply: This powerful beauty, needs some incredible power. Plug it directly into a power supply and find out just how incredibly the experience is. In the long run you will be saving money since you won’t be buying any batteries. There is also less waste for the environment.
  • Strong motor: It uses an industrial strength motor!
  • Strokes 33% more: Sit back and relax, this men’s masturbator can be used without the hard work. Hold the Autoblow 2+ in place and let this sex toy do all the work for you. Don’t give into the temptation! It strokes 33% more when compared with its predecessors.
  • Speed control: You can control how fast you want the up and down motion to go.
  • Interchangeable sleeve: The sleeve can easily be removed to wash and dry. The sleeves are reusable and you can interchange them! The interchangeable sleeves are sold separately so you can build up your collection or change them depending on how tight you would like them to feel.

To find out more information about the Autoblow 2+ be sure to read our sex toy review that explains in detail the features, what to expect and what we love most about the device. In the review, the experience is explained as:

“The Autoblow 2+ kept me cumming with those rollers, wave after wave and to be quite honest it probably would rate as one of the best head job experiences of my life.”

Image: Brian Sloan Holding Autoblow 2+

Buy Autoblow 2+ Now At Adultsmart

If you don’t have any time to waste and want to try one right now? Or if you would like to give someone the gift of orgasms you can purchase an Autoblow 2+! They are currently being sold on Adultsmart’s sex toy shop! There is limited stock, buy one before they run out!!

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How To Enter The Competition

To enter the competition post a comment below letting us know what you love most about the product!

Who Can Enter The Competition

Everyone, this competition accepts entrants from all over the world!

How The Winner Will Be Choosen

The winner will be drawn on the 14th of February 2018. The creator, Brian Sloan, will choose the winning comment himself.

Future Autoblow 2+ Giveaway

Keep an eye out for future posts, we have a second Autoblow 2+ to giveaway! This will run soon after the Valentine’s Day draw has been completed!

The Machine That Sucks!

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I mean this quite literally.  Having received the Autoblow 2+ for review it was quite exciting to give it a bit of a test run.  Having heard about this much publicized crowd funded sex toy for men that has been touted as the world’s first robotic blow job machine.

And publicized it has been.  Featured in that much media it is scary.  Indeigogo, Men’s Health, Buzz Feed, Playboy, VICE, Yahoo, Business Insider, Bravo and any and every YouTube channel out there.  Crowd source funded and the idea of lawyer Brian Sloan who, using the Jetsons robot Rosie as inspiration, wanted to create a robotic male sex toy that would offer realistic sexual sensations.

There have been many positive reviews written for the Autoblow 2 but the new version, the 2+ internals are 33% tighter than its predecessor and has an over 30% increased stroking range.  The 2+ motor has also been upgraded to be more powerful and is made with an all metal industrial strength motor.  It is claimed to be more powerful.

So knowing that it is designed by a man is great solace as surely another male knows what it is that is desired in the stroking department.  And what is better for a male to know that at any time of the day or night he can access a machine that is going to suck the fuck out of his member and give him a realistic blow job experience?  Once fitted to the penis it is supposed give 100% hands-free enjoyment with cyber-skin like sleeves to slip in.

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Image: Autoblow 2+

There are three sleeve sizes and the Autoblow 2+ comes with size B which is for a penis size of 4-5.5” of girth.  The stroker and sleeves are designed to accommodate all penis size lengths.  It is powered directly to a power point, it does not use batteries and the industrial strength motor is rated to perform for over 500 hours of use.  That is a hell of a lot of head-jobs.

The box it came in was very nice and sturdy, it literally had all the information that would be required to operate it.  So I opened the box and checked out the sex toy – it was robust – I then attached the power cord to the machine, plugged it into the power point and switched it on.  WOW!  This thing was loud.  If anyone was in the next room – even in the house they would think that a power tool was being used.  This is a sex toy that you could not fit in a sneaky one during the night as you will have people pounding on your walls asking you to turn it down.

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What The World’s First Robotic Blow Job Machine Feels Like

So bearing in mind the LOUDNESS it had me guessing how this thing must feel as surely it would be powerful along with being ear deafening.  I lubed the machine up (and me), I got myself into a state of excitement and inserted my dick.  The feeling was awesome, it was tight, it stroked, I kept an erection but I couldn’t cum because of how loud this thing was.  I kept thinking someone is going to come home and I am going to be caught with my dick in a robots mouth.  I gave up after a while and made a mental note to try it again when I was sure that no-one was going to come home and catch me with my dick in the honey jar.

The opportunity came about a fortnight later that everyone in the household was out for the entire evening so I had quite a few hours where I did not have to worry about noise or unforeseen surprises.  I warmed up with a couple of glasses of wine and had a bit of a surf on Chaturbate, RedTube and Livejasmine getting pretty steamed up.  It was time to give the Autoblow 2+ a go.

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Lubed it up, turned it on and this time did not have a care in the world that the windows were rattling because of the decibels being emitted.  Guys, it truly felt awesome and gave a sucking sensation as well as being stroked.  Unlike a regular head job I could shove my cock fully into it without being told it was too deep or feeling a gag reflex.  It does not compare with hand masturbation and I lasted maybe 12 minutes before my cock began ejaculating like crazy.

The Autoblow 2+ kept me cumming with those rollers wave after wave and to be quite honest it probably would rate as one of the best head job experiences of my life.  Cleaning up the mess afterwards was a breeze as I simply removed the sleeve that is very pliable, washed up with some soapy warm water and then rinsed it off leaving it to towel dry.

All in all the experience was more than pleasurable and if you live alone it is the perfect men’s sex toy for you.  However if you do not, the times that you can use it will be limited.  So I give it a 5 out of 5 for experience but for me it is not a sex toy that I can enjoy often so will dampen that rating somewhat.

VIP Interview With Brian Sloan Founder & Owner of Very Intelligent Ecommerce Inc

Sex toy designer Brian Sloan owner of Very Intelligent Ecommerce Inc

Brian Sloan is an entrepreneur taking the world by storm with sex toys and masturbation aids. After successfully completing law school, he turned himself into a wildly successful businessman and sex toy designer. Believe it or not, it all started when he bought and sold antiques. He ran into some questionable trouble with the law when he sold human skulls online. He wanted to do so much more and became a sex toy inventor who is now well known for designing an incredible range of products including Autoblow 2, 3fap, Slaphappy, Wall Balls and the Lifetime Silicone Stroker. To top all that off, he successfully crowd funding 4 of these campaigns through Indiegogo.

Now, lets talk about his number 1 product Autoblow 2! Autoblow 2 had raised $374,153 in total funds, Brian Sloan raised 622% more than what he originally had set himself out to need! This meant over 100,000 men owned Autoblow straight off the bat.  What made Autoblow 2 different from other sex toys in the market was that it used spring-loaded beads to create an automated system that provides tight stimulation. So much so that Playboy Magazine produced a 8 page article that about his amazing adventure into the world of adult products. It is currently one of the most realistic robotic and automated oral stimulation systems available. What makes the design process amazing is that Brian analyses how to make them better.

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Tell me about yourself

I’m Brian Sloan, the founder and owner of Very Intelligent Ecommerce Inc, the company that makes the Autoblow 2, 3fap, the Lifetime Silicone Stroker and other sex toys for men. I invent the devices and am best known for my viral marketing online including 4 Indiegogo crowdfunding campaigns (Auoblow 2, 3fap, Slaphappy, and Wall Balls).

What inspired you to create Autoblow?

I knew that what men really wanted in terms of a masturbation product is not just one that replicated the feeling of their penis going into a mouth or a vagina or anus, but instead the psychological feeling of someone else causing them to have an orgasm. At the time I invented the first Autoblow in 2008, automated technology for men was very basic and there were no products to give men hands-free orgasms.

I decided in 2011 to start developing the first automatic sex toy for men that was built not as a toy, but as something more like a kitchen appliance. This meant I chose robust mechanical parts that were designed for hundreds of hours of use; something you’d normally not expect in a sex toy, especially at that time. Based on how many of the original Autoblow products we sold, I knew if I could fix everything that was not great about it, I would have a product that potentially millions of men would enjoy.

So I took 3 years to develop it, making several improvements in features lacking in all other male sex toys such as the use of interchangeable sleeves that come in 3 sizes and the use of a motor that is so powerful, it needs to be plugged into a wall outlet during use.

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How did you make the change from lawyer to adult sex toy extraordinaire?

Long story short I started a business during law school buying things from antique auctions and selling them on eBay. After graduating from law school I realized I had more potential growing my business than slaving away as a lawyer, so I expanded the business to buy and sell goods from bankruptcy auctions as well. Eventually that became too limiting and I needed a product I could import from China that was in demand but difficult to buy. I started at first in the adult industry by creating and importing my own brand of latex fetishwear, specifically catering to the more niche latex fetishes like inflation fetish and extreme bondage.

Once I started in the fetishwear industry, I realized that virtually every sex toy company in the world was run by someone over 50 years of age who didn’t understand how to market online, and so I decided to go all in and start building toy brands and ecommerce websites.

I moved to China in 2007 and spent 10 years there building up my business. Today we run websites in 12 countries and our products are sold in more than 2000 stores worldwide. In the end, working as a lawyer is a very inefficient way to make money and it causes most law practitioners to be very unhappy people. I think I made the right choice.

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What inspires you?

The philosophy of Ayn Rand.

When you raised funds with Indiegogo what did you learn about your consumer?

A lot of people ask me to somehow identify our core customers, and the truth is there isn’t any particular type of customer who buys the Autoblow 2. From our emails with them we know they run from 18 to 90 years of age and their marital situations, sexual preferences, penis sizes, and socioeconomic status run the entire range of human experience.

Indiegogo amplified our reach because things on crowdfunding platforms are usually the first of their kind and the online media likes to write about new types of products. The platform is excellent at reaching people who are interested in being pioneers in trying the newest kinds of gadgets.

What makes Autoblow an amazing men’s masturbator?

First, I don’t claim that the product is amazing. I only claim (and of course believe) that it is better than all other competing automatic products. I will likely spend the rest of my life continually improving the product and one day I hope to be able to honestly say it is “amazing”. Until then I am satisfied that each release is the best available automatic masturbator.

What sets it apart is first, its power. Normal electronic masturbators use batteries, and batteries cannot provide enough torque to continually stroke a penis without stopping. Because the Autoblow 2+ plugs into the wall outlet while you use it, it is able to use a much more powerful motor that continually strokes and does not stop even under a heavy load.

Second, while all penises are different sizes, male sex toys normally come in only a single size. Uniquely, the Autoblow 2+ uses 3 sizes of interchangeable sleeves that are not only easy to clean, but also ensure that every man will experience the same level of tightness in the machine regardless of his penis girth.

Finally, like Apple with the iPhone, every couple of years we aim to release an improved version of the product.  What sets us apart is that we email all of our old customers to purchase the newest version at a steep discount. No other brand values its customers so much that once they make a single product purchase, for life, they will always pay 25-50% less for the most updated version of the product.

Who should buy Autoblow and who should buy 3fap?

One negative point about the Autoblow 2+ is that it’s not silent. It is motorized product that cannot be used discreetly, for example, if someone was located in the next room, they would hear the motor. The Autoblow is great for guys who aren’t concerned so much about masturbating in complete silence and can trade discretion for the great sensation it provides.

3fap, our other crowdfunded masturbator, is a hand-operated totally silent masturbator better for guys who need silence during their sessions. If guys never heard about it, they can google it – it’s a relatively large hand-held stroker that gives guys 3 orifices, 3 different textures, and 3 levels of user-controlled suction on a single product!

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Image: Brian Sloan With 3fap

How do you go about choosing a beautiful body part for a men’s masturbator?

First, I didn’t think it would be a good business decision to choose a female part myself because I am only a single person and I have no way to know what millions of men think. So that’s how I got the idea to hold a competition where women would upload photos of their vulvas, and people could vote on them so that I could be sure to replicate only the most attractive ones. The contest was called, unsurprisingly, the Autoblow Vaginal Beauty Contest.  Although some would claim otherwise, it is in fact reality that there are different preferences on vulva appearance and I’m happy that my research and later the scientific paper we published on the topic added something valuable to human knowledge on a seldom studied topic.

You have hosted a vaginal beauty contest, a scrotum beauty contest and an anus beauty contest. Choosing the ideal look of a men’s masturbator sleeve must take some time. What makes a beautiful vagina, scrotum and anus?

Well, we published two papers on this topic, The Vulva Paper and The Balls Paper. We did not publish a paper detailing the results of the anus contest.

Long story short, men preferred, overall, vulvas with minimally protruding labia that were not very wrinkly. On the other hand, the results of the balls contest showed that there was no such thing as an attractive scrotum. All scrotum styles rated equally low in scores.

Regarding the anuses, we felt that a scientific paper would not be valuable to produce because it was clear that all female anuses rated higher than male anuses, and the highest rated female anuses also prominently displayed vulvas. So in fact we think the appearance of the vulvas influenced the anus scores.

We also learned interesting data regarding the voters in the contest based on their IP addresses. For example. Hungarian voters were the least fair voters in the world, assigning the highest scores to participants from Hungary. On the other hand, the Taiwanese voters were the most fair, as the data showed they did not assign higher scores to participants just because they were also from Taiwan.

What is the process of making the realistic moulds of the Autoblow?

We were the first sex toy company to use 3d scanning to replicate female genitalia onto sex toys. That allowed us to capture the details down to within microns of accuracy. There’s actually a video that shows the process:

After the 3d scan, the data was transferred to a factory that created a mold based on the 3d scan data. Later after testing, more molds were made from that mold, and as the sleeves themselves are made from a kind of rubber, we pour the materials in, and 12 hours later, the sleeves dry and are ready for penises.

What are your favourite appearances in the media?

I think the article from the June 2016 Playboy Magazine, the article from Maxim with 43,000 shares, the Buzz Feed post from the very beginning and the interview on Business Insider are my favorites.

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Where will you be taking Autoblow in the future?

We’ve been working on the Autoblow 3 already for nearly 2 years. Finally by the end of 2018, it should be ready. In that same way that I listened to all complaints about the original Autoblow and tried to fix those issues in the Autoblow 2, I am listening to all of my customers about what they would want to be improved in the Autoblow 3.

Mainly we are investing our time into making the product quieter and improving the stroking mechanism so that it is tighter and creates even more friction. That requires a full re-design. The most challenging part is improving the product but keeping it below $200 retail, which we think we will be able to do.

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