Svakom Alex Review

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Upon opening the unit the first thing I noticed is the weight. It weighs a modest 1.2 kg, and for an automatic stroker it is quite light

There are seven thrusting modes but my favourites are either the slowest or the fastest motion depending on my mood/the time I have (no in between for me)

It has a scenario function which you can activate by pressing the sound button (the middle button). 5 different scenarios (of sound and teasing stroking motion) which I’ll be honest with you I rarely use because most of the times I will be watching porn videos whilst using this

The unit has a built-in hi-fi speaker which produces a very clear and high quality sound, or you can plug a 3.5mm standard earphone/headphone jack if you want it to be more intimate

The company claims that 5 hours of charge yields you 1 hour of use. I charge it overnight whenever I see the battery bar is on one and by the time I wake up its ready for me for couple of uses.

The sleeve is made of a very soft TPE with a very complex nubs and shapes, simply put this unit is not going to take long to do its job. The stroking motion mimics penetrative sex

Cleaning is a snap, especially disassembling the sleeve from the unit (just by twisting the plastic cover and twisting the actual sleeve) to assembling the sleeve back up. But drying and cleaning the inner sleeve is a little tricky. You have to ensure that you clean through the complex inner texture thoroughly and dry it thoroughly to keep it hygienic.

Be careful if you live with others, it makes a small yet constant mechanical noise (as all auto-stroker do) but my trick is to wrap it with my blanket / a small towel and you could barely hear anything. A little inconvenient but that is just the risk if we live with flatmates….

The unit itself is inconspicuous and does not scream “masturbator” and it stands on its own so you can put it on a desk or a corner somewhere.

This is comparable to Kiiroo Onyx 2 although Kiiroo’s technology are way superior and each their stroking motion / feel are very distinctive (which we will dissect on another review)

Item dimension: 330mm x 93mm
Sleeve dimension: 33mm stretchy opening 140mm deep

Personal rating:

Price: ★★★☆☆ (quite fairly priced)
Weight: ★★★★★ (easy to hold and maneuver)
Noise: ★★★☆☆ (a small but constant mechanical noise)
Sleeve Texture: ★★★★★ (very soft and complex tunnel)
Cleaning: ★★★★☆ (very easy to clean, needs extra attention on the inner texture)
Battery Life: ★★★★★ (easily lasts 3 to 5 uses per charge)

 

Grab yours now at Adultsmart Online Store or any of the Oh Zone Store near you

Yes, You MAY: Celebrating National Mastubation Month During Quarantine

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The world is in disarray. We’re locked inside our homes, we can’t see loved ones, and there’s a potentially deadly virus infecting countless people across the world. However, one glistening beacon of hope continues to shine; National Masturbation Month! Yes! The month of May has cum! Pun DEFINITELY intended. Although not everyone knows about it, most of us celebrate it, and everyone enjoys it! And, during these times of trouble and self isolation, your hand can become your best friend! Here are some tips to make your you time just a bit more fun, and to help you celebrate the most enjoyable national celebration nobody knows about!

 

**Please Note** This article will be filled with terrible euphemisms about masturbating. Sorry in advance.

 

Lube

This one might be obvious, but no matter what’s in your pants, lube can take your self guided tour to another level! Your local sex shop should have a spanning array of options for you to choose from, and if you’re going solo and turning on the sprinklers without a toy or in the shower, some silicone lube (check out SuperSlyde!) will do you wonders. However, if you’re using a toy to invest in bitcoin, some water based lube (check out Pjur Aqua) will be your new best friend. However, there are of course countless lubes with funky features to make your time scratching Yoda behind the ears just a bit more interesting. Warming, cooling, buzzing, and tingling lubes all exist, so ask your local sex shop consultant to help you find what you need!

 

Switch It Up!

Has debugging the hard-drive gotten a bit mundane? Do you do the same routine to visit the safety deposit box every night? Simply don’t! Try a different hand, a different technique, try it in the shower! Try it on the floor, try it by yourself, do it for an hour! Pardon the rhyme, but just do something to switch up your routine. Hell! Pick up a toy from your local sex shop and discover a whole new world of pleasure! There’s plenty of toys that are great value for money, and a previous article I wrote about just that can be found here! Take your time finding what can improve your experience taming the shrew, and find what makes your time most enjoyable!

 

Porn

Now, porn isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay! If you’re not the kind of person that pairs your time drafting a blog post with some erotic media, skip ahead to the next paragraph! If you do enjoy your time Finding Nemo with some special movies, don’t be afraid to branch out to genres you haven’t tried yet. If you don’t like it, click along, if you do, you’ve expanded your sexual horizons, and what’s not to love about that! Similarly, if you’re willing to spend a few dollars, there are plenty of websites where you can get custom content tailored to EXACTLY what you want! Check out sites like OnlyFans for that sort of deal!

 

Make A Night Of It!

Light some candles. Put on some slow, sexy music. Have a bath, bubbles of course, and get into something comfortable. Put on your preferred media, or none at all, and take your time with yourself. Lone Rangering can be just as sexy as the actual act of sex, so have a nice night in, and enjoy your Keynoting in Cupertino just a little bit more.

 

Partner Up

If you’re with a partner, you may be defaulting to your usual routine of some half-assed foreplay, average sex, and then sleeping. Spice things up! Suggest some mutual masturbation, and get to Auditioning for Finger Puppets with someone special! There’s no reason sex needs to be the only thing you can do with a partner, and for those not in the immediate vicinity of their loved ones, this can be the only option, but that’s no reason it can’t be a good time! 

 

In Conclusion

There’s no reason hacking the home network needs to be a boring affair. With the world wide web at your disposal, there’s nothing stopping you from having a fantastic time by your lonesome. Make minding the gap a fun time, and be sure to take your time preparing your monologue next time you get the chance. Have fun, and happy National Masturbation Month.

 

Here are some final euphemisms I didn’t find space for in the article, if you’re interested:

  • Taking a selfie at the bean
  • Shaking hands with the milkman
  • Practicing the trumpet
  • Meeting with the small council
  • Badgering the witness
  • Rocking the Casbah

 

Enjoy!

 

Big Dawg is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores!

The Ultimate Pulse In Your Pocket!

The pocket pulse would have to be the perfect product for any guy looking to add a little bit more to their masturbation but are unable to use a masturbation cup due to a restricted foreskin ( a foreskin with minimal movement)  coming from somebody who has a restricted foreskin I feel that it is perfect for me to explain why I enjoy the toy so much 😊

Firstly – The pocket pulse has 2 greatly sized motors in it with incredible vibration patterns. 100 percent waterproof for all your showering pleasures. Known as the [powerful guybrator the pocket pulse can be use flaccid or erect

Packaged amazingly with a classy rose gold box this product certainly stands out, created by hot octopus in Great Britain this product not only feels amazing you can also see the quality and time put in just from a glance of the packaging.

Made from skin-safe silicone, does not contain phthalates or latex. The pocked pulse is only to be used with water based lubricants just like all other silicon toys, inside the packaging you will find your pocket pulse with a charging chord you will also see a beautiful silk travel bag with an information booklet to help you understand the amazing features of your new toy 😊

Holding down the plus sign on the toy for 3 seconds will turn your pocket pulse on and holding down the – ( negative ) sign will turn the pocket pulse off, there are 7 vibration speed to assure you wont be bored.

Before using your pocket pulse you must charge it for 4 hours then charge your pocket pulse after each use to ensure its ready to go when you are 😊

One of the main reasons why I love this toy so much is because having a restricted foreskin I cannot move my foreskin back or forward so when it comes to masturbation time I slight vibration or pressure to the head of the penis is where the most sensitive parts are, once the pocket pulse is in place wrapped around your shaft you can squeeze it to add pressure to the head of your penis and this gives an amazing stimulation feeling. One of the motors in the pocket pulse has a small shutter to it and the other motor runs a constant vibe, feeling them both work together does wonders.

I’m happy to say that this toy is great for all guys unlike some of the masturbation cups that are specifically designed to retract the foreskin which myself and other guys with the same problem may find difficult to use.

The pocket pulse is perfect for partner play it can also be used to your imagination, with a remote available for purchase my partner really got the most out of this toy.

 

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A short true story I would like to share: –

I woke up one morning and was ordered to put on my chastity cage, I immediately tried to get out of it but my partner already had plans in order and there was no backing out of this game .  once the chastity cage was applied she told me to go and get dressed for a day of shopping in the city.

After about half an hour of getting ready we were off, 15 minutes into our trip my partner began to act very cheeky and was trying to get me as excited as possible won our way , by the time we arrived into the city I was regretting putting it on she had teased me so much in the car that it hurts to stand up, she then quickly rushed me out of the car we arrive at the first store my partner wanted to look at, she begins to tease me by trying on some of the sexist outfits I have ever seen I beg her to let me out of chastity she just laughs and says “ stop your winging we’ve only just begun “ after purchasing a few outfits we head towards another store but before we walk in she tells me to go to the bathroom and put this over my chastity “ she throws the pocket pulse at me “

I rush to the bathroom dressed the toy over my chastity cage, after I meet back with my partner we head towards a shoe shop, thinking about my foot fetish I knew I was doomed, she sits on the chair and points at a few pairs of shoes on the wall ‘ don’t just stand there idiot get them for me” she says to me in front of everyone, she then begins to take her shoes off and points the ground in front of her, she orders me to get on my knees to apply the new shoes they fit perfectly.  walking back and forth past me like a runway model to see how they fit I was speechless, she then pulls out a remote and begins to press a button I feel a slight vibration on my chastity device she begins to increase the vibrations, she can tell I’m trying to keep my face strait, she laughs and whispers in my ear, be strong baby you don’t want a wet patch on your pants do you?’ looking at her with a smirk I knew I was screwed.

 

Mitch!!

I Became An Alpha Masturbator!

In the world of personal masturbators, few products can compare to the Fleshlight. With its streamlined design and functionality, it’s easy to understand how it’s the No. 1 male sex toy in the world.

But a toy that is putting an end to the monopoly is the Apollo Alpha Stroker 1 from leading adult merchandiser California Exotic Novelties.

The following is a review based on by first impressions of this toy. Both positive and negative aspects of what I consider to be a revolutionary toy in a market monopolised by big name brands.

Upon initial inspection, the box is an appealing combination of bright imaging and impressive detail. From the bold silver font to the detailed breakdown of the toys impressive array of functions everything about the box drags you in.

Unlike most packaging for adult toys which are so convoluted and difficult to open they may contain nuclear launch codes instead of the latest vibrator, the Apollo is streamlined and easy to open whilst maintaining cleanliness and product integrity.

What I Liked:

There’s a few things I was a fan of with regards to the Apollo, The fact that’s its rechargeable is a huge plus, with most high quality toys forgoing the need for batteries. Despite the power of the vibrations, which are impressive, the toy itself is whisper quiet, a testament to the quality.

The entry point design is varied among the different models of the Apollo, with either a gender neutral design or a vulva based design that appeases men of all sexual proclivities.

The sleeve is very pliable and easy to remove which at first impression would mean an easier cleaning experience but the design of the sleeve is to promote greater suction which means unlike other masturbators that have a hole at the bottom of the sleeve, this sleeve does not. Which means a complicated inversion of the sleeve is required to clean it.

A major selling point of the Apollo is the customizable tightness. This is achieved by two pressure pads situated on either side of the toy which can be squeezed by the user to create the ideal pressure scenario.

With its streamlined design and ergonomic functionality the Apollo is easy to use, the one push start is very simple and the functions button making it effortless to find your perfect orgasm.

For all of this on offer with all the functionality and vibrational patterns, one of the most impressive things about the Apollo is its affordability. While it still retails at over $150. When you look at what you’re getting for that price. It’s definitely good bang for your buck!!!

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Now it’s time to acknowledge the flipside. No toy is perfect and the Apollo is no different. The following are my own personal criticisms on an otherwise fantastic toy.

As previously mentioned, the sleeve design does not allow for easy cleaning like other designs. While this allows for greater suction, I’m sure I’m not the only one that would sacrifice a little suction for greater cleanliness. Especially given the nature of the toy!!!

The texture of the sleeve was a little softer than I was expecting from previous experiences touching ‘faux flesh.’ In my experience the “Fanta-Flesh” range is the most lifelike in terms of suppleness and firmness. The design of the Apollo sleeve is a little soft and squishy for my liking.

My final criticism is the 30 function feature. I’m not sure if I’m lacking the sensitivity to pick up on the minutiae but I struggled to tell the difference with a lot of the vibrational patterns.

However the positives definitely outweigh the negatives in this situation. I would definitely recommend the Apollo Alpha Stroker 1.

 

Matthew is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores.

Learn How To Give Yourself An AutoBlow2!

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In a world identical to our very own is a world where blow jobs are attached to every single PowerPoint available, tantalizing satisfaction is only a fingertip flick away, and mind blowing (all puns intended) ecstasy is a given right. At a moment’s notice you can have satisfaction beyond your wildest dreams in strokes of pleasure, and unlike the “real thing” it won’t stop just before.

I know I know I know men love blow jobs, I mean have you ever heard a man say “eww yuck no thanks” to a morning, midday, midnight blow job, while driving, `quickie before work, after dinner, basically anywhere anytime?

I didn’t think so!

So many men come into our stores asking, pleading, begging for a device that will do it itself!

 

*Incoming Autoblow 2+

Auto blow 2+ is an upgrade on their previous autoblow2 they answered all the comments, worries, advice, and feedback and brought you a new and improved auto blow job!

 

Must admit watching their video on this device makes me giggle big time, it’s very simple no tricks or gimmicks they are handing you a device that will

blow    your     mind,

or your load.

 

Plug and play, all you have to do is hold the device in place and let it do the rest for you, how easy is that!

 

The Autoblow2+ doesn’t use batteries so it’s never going to tell you no, all you need is power point to plug it in and turn it on.

 

 

The motor in the Auto Blow 2+ is rated to last 500+ hours that means you can have 3000+ blow jobs, and the more you use the more you can increase your stamina and be the beast you always knew you could be in bed. The controls are at your fingertips it will never say no, push away, or slow down. (unless you make it slow down yourself) the stroking motion will fill your wildest dreams and bring you to the point every single time with no pauses along the way, and for your added delight you can purchase different sleeves to give you a new experience whenever you dream of it

 

Cleaning is simple, pull out the sleeve wash out with water, use toy cleaner for that extra squeak in your clean, dry out and go again, and again, and again and again.

 

But what about sizes?

Don’t worry they covered that too!

There are 3 very convenient sizes to choose from to cover everyone;

  • SIZE A:  3-4″ girth (7.5-10cm). All lengths.
  • SIZE B:  4-5.5″ girth (10-14cm). All lengths.  <– Comes with the main unit
  • SIZE C: 5.5-6.5″ girth (14-16.5cm). All lengths.

 

I know some men have commented on the fact it is bulky but, in all honesty, has any guy actually held onto someone’s head to guide the strokes? Holding the Autoblow 2+ is much like guiding your bed buddies head for satisfaction, it is an alternatively to the traditional method of oral. Autoblow 2+ is very much a simple device and so it should be, the makers of Auotblow 2+ have given a list of things you need to know about their product;

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Plug it in

Unlike a lot of products on the market you don’t need batteries or to charge the product you simply plug it into an available electrical outlet (110V-240V) they have designed the product to be safe but common sense is still must, because you are attached to power do not place in or near water.

 

Sleeve system

 

Pretty genius as it gives you one product with multiple possibilities, they are designed to be easy to clean, re-useable and come in multiple sizes so everyone can experience pleasure.

 

Hands free

Well mostly at least for all you literal people out there, all you need to do is hold the device in place, but unlike other products the strokes are hands free the device will do the stroking for you. You are able to control the speed of the strokes and intensity with a very simple and easy to use flick of a wheel, so it won’t ruin the moment.

 

Feels great

Yes, it feels great! For a company to market their product like this it has to be! They boast this as a “truly realistic alternative to traditional pleasure products” and its even couple friendly.

 

Robust construction

They have designed this all metal motor device to last 500+ hours of use, which is amazing to hear!

 

And who could forget about hygiene

Because the sleeves are interchangeable and easy to clean using soapy water or toy cleaner (not when the device it plugged into power) it means you are able to use it again and again and again and again without those little nasties growing inside and ruining your pleasure machine.

 

This machine really will have you by the balls in pure pleasure.

 

Morgan x