A Taste Of Vergil’s Very Bad Dragon

Sexual fantasy of a bad dragon

Look, I don’t get the whole eggplant thing. When people started sending me eggplants with a question mark on Grindr, I was the boy that responded with – “Nah, no salads for me thanks”. I just didn’t get it, and to be honest – I still don’t. So when I was approached to review a Bad Dragon sex toy called the Vergil, which very much looked like an eggplant, I had mixed feelings.

I was absolutely excited to get the chance to experience a Bad Dragon toy as I’d heard a lot about their company. In fact, I’d been on their website to look longingly at their products which I’d heard nothing but good things about. Yet, the fact that it reminded me of an eggplant…  still confused me. I pride myself on my open mindedness though, and remembering all the things I’d heard about Bad Dragon from my fellow co-workers and from my fellow fantasy freak friends who I play Dungeons and Dragons with, I was intrigued.

Bad Dragon’s Fantasy Dildos

Bad Dragon is a sex toy company that makes awesome looking dildos and sex toys that are absolutely out of this world. There’s nothing like them. A quick research on their products states that every single Bad Dragon sex toy is handmade from platinum cured silicone – the highest quality grade of silicone that you can get.

If you’re a fan of dragons, all things fantasy related and you have a desire to have your ass munched on by a dragon’s tongue – like my co-worker – then Bad Dragon toys will happily lick your ass till kingdom come. I was also kind of hoping for the prestige of having the ability for when someone sent me an eggplant on Grindr, that I’d be able to turn around and send them a photo of mine and say ‘Thanks, but I already have one’. All this had crossed my mind before the product even arrived. So in my head I had built up this amazing fantasy of my new toy and I was eager to wrap my legs around it.

Experimenting With Bad Dragon’s Vergil

Unfortunately, like all good packages, it arrived whilst I was at work – so I was stuck imagining me using it for the rest of the day. Undeterred however, I tore off the clear bag that it came in and was lovingly holding it throughout the day. It was squishy. I loved the feeling that it held between my hands and with each gentle squeeze I’d stare longingly at it – absolutely intrigued. I’ve got to say – I’ve held a lot of dicks and dildos in my lifetime, but I hadn’t felt anything like this.

Fantasy dildo
Image: Bad Dragon Vergil

Being told it was a body safe silicone blew me away. I’d felt silicone toys and whilst they were awesome, they were often firm and squishy. My Bad Dragon was a squishy silicone. Initially, I’d been a bit deterred by the size, but given how much flex and squishiness was in this toy – I felt pretty confident that I’d be able to fit it.

Bad Dragon is known for their fantasy sex toys but they are also known for hole stretching. They also offer three different levels of firmness from soft, medium to firm. The soft, from the three density testers that they gave me – felt absolutely amazing. The firm disc was a little hard but it was still softer than what I was generally accustomed to when it came to other silicone toys. And like goldilocks in the bear’s house, the medium density was just the perfect amount of squish with a shape holding ability.

It was cute. I’ll admit it. The detail was simply amazing and it didn’t seem like a run of the mill kind of dildo that you’d get at your local dick store. There was something different about it. Unique. I know that the sex toy is handmade – but this whole unique idea made it that much more intimate. It’s kind of like how every guy has a dick, but each dick (might be very very similar) but they each have their own look and personality. Maybe I liked it because it reminded me of this analogy. Right. Down to business.

I stripped off. Lubed up and spread. One of the issues that I have with silicone sex toys is that when you go to lube them up, some of them can be quite grabby and have a little resistance. I’m not quite sure why – but I didn’t experience this issue with the Bad Dragon. Maybe it’s the type of silicone that they use, maybe my other ‘silicone’ toys just aren’t proper silicone – I’m not sure. What I am sure is that there was very little drag for this toy.

I was right to be worried about the size though it did take some working to get in, however once it was in the silicone did a wonderful job of remaining comfortable. There was enough firmness to keep it in, but not overly so that it was tearing me to pieces. This eggplant is quite filling – even though I received mine in one of the smaller sizes – getting over that hump in the middle was a challenge and I’m certainly grateful for the give in the silicone that the Vergil has.

Dragon sex toy tongue
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There’s a delightful little pointed tip on the end of this one, which I learned was to stimulate the prostate (or G-spot). Whilst it wasn’t angled perfectly for me, I did notice it clawing its way across the walls which added a little extra to this dildo than something that was purely straight. Sure, it might not have been just right for my body, but it’ll be sure to hit some people’s spots just right.

When I’m doing anal play – I always make sure that I’m clean and body ready – the small hole in the tip (reminiscent of the urethra of a dick) looks great, it adds that sensual touch that you might need – but I can see that you will need to pay special attention here when cleaning. You can definitely tell that Bad Dragon go that touch extra to ensure that their dildos are absolutely perfect.

Whilst I might not be completely converted to the idea of eggplants, I do like my eggplant dildo having used and enjoyed it several times whilst writing this review. I love the fact that I don’t necessarily need to ensure that he’s hidden every time someone comes into my room and it now sits proudly on my shelf as one of my first reach to toys when I need some filling. Thanks Bad Dragon!

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.Ed

Stephen is a cis-gendered gay male who spends far too much time with his two cats and eating tim tams. A self-identified sex-positive advocate he cares deeply about gender equality, disabilities, sexual education and social issues. Opinionated and bold he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and say what others won’t. With a yearning for knowledge and experience in all things relating to sex, he is a prolific writer that has developed the content for a myriad of informative Sexual Health and Wellness websites.

Stephen’s articles and writings tends to focus on social issues, sexual education, queer issues and all things fetish and absurd. He comes qualified with the completion of a double Bachelor degree in Social Sciences and literature, and a Masters in Education.

Gee! Billy Loves To Play With P-Spots.

Billy Loves Prostates

The manufacturer claims that Lelo Billy is:

  “The Most Sophisticated Gentlemen’s G-Spot Massager”

in the world.  I am not sure about that as there are so many prostate massagers out there but it certainly is designed to allow men to stimulate their prostate gland 

the male G-Spot

given men erotic delight.  It is made from 100 percent pure silicone and it feels as soft as velvet.  At the base of the toy there is a ring that is placed there for safety sot that there is no chance you can ‘over insert it into the anus and the handle provide sufficient grip to use the toy comfortably.  There are speed and mode controls in the ABS plastic handle as well allowing you to use this toy exactly to one’s personal taste.

Inside it has a powerful lithium batter that will charge full in two hours and then can be enjoyed for up to four hours of uninterrupted anal play.  It is a comfort to know that no matter how hot and hard the action becomes when fully charged this sex toy for men will not disappoint.  Even there is a whole lot of power that packs a punch the adult toy is surprisingly quiet unlike many other vibrators that are out there.  Good to know when you have visitors over or you are renting a bedroom with other people.

The size of the Lelo billy is 6.9 inches in full length, by 3.9 inches in insertable length by 1.1 inches in maximum width.

lelo prostate massager
Lelo prostate vibrator

The Lelo Package includes:

  • Lelo’s Billy prostate massager
  • Recharger
  • Silky satin bag
  • A sachet of Lelo lubricant
  • Small user manual
  • Warranty card with Lelo Billy ID

When my parcel arrived from my purchase online I was excited to open it.  Once I did though I was a bit underwhelmed by the size of the sex toy and it was much smaller than what I thought it was going to be.  It is my own fault as I did not check the sizes of it prior to purchase however owning a collection of vibrators and adult toys my expectation was quite different.  On the positive side being a prostate massager this definitely is not one that is going to intimidate and is certainly great for someone experimenting with their P-Spot for the very first time.

The tip of the vibrator has a delicate and gentle curve that to be quite honest was so soft and smooth with no friction whatsoever that it made inserting it an absolute dream.  Make sure you use sufficient lubricant though and relax all the same.  After using it myself for the very first time the old adage came to mind that

good things come in small packages

as it is a really lovely toy and the dimensions and shape are perfect to pin-point prostate stimulation’s.

The handle was easy to handle and the ease in which you could click through speeds and modes whilst using was well-thought out.  To me this is one of the most important things as you nor I wish to have to ‘pull out’ in the middle of action.  Nothing smashes the moment more than that.

There are 4 separate choices on the controls, yet it’s truly basic: Press the + catch to turn it on or accelerate, press the – catch to back off and kill, or press the up or down bolts to change vibration modes.  When you make a control choice, the ring around the control cushion lights up – it will also light up whilst charging. I would describe the best modes as being:

  1. Constant
  2. Diverse “Heartbeat” designs
  3. The Wave that like its name ebbs and flows in vibration speed

My favourites benefits of using the Lelo Billy include:

  • Highly luxurious sex toy brand.
  • High quality body safe silicone.
  • Quiet sex toy.
  • Different modes and speed choices.
  • Lelo’s 1 year warranty.
  • After the Lelo’s 1 year warranty, for the next 10 years if the Lelo is damaged according to their terms and condition you get 50% off your next Lelo purchase.

The Lelo Billy is pretty but was not exactly what I expected visually when I first opened it – I had thought it would be a bit bigger. After I at last had an opportunity to kick back with Billy my disposition has changed totally. Billy may be somewhat smaller in size, however that really meets expectations well. The Lelo Billy is really easy to use and add to that the way that it is little and sufficiently smooth that my body doesn’t tend to push it out like with bigger toys I have used.  It stays put until ultimately I cum so it is going to be a prostate massager I am going to continue to us. I didn’t realize I had been searching for a smaller toy to get me off however now I think the Lelo Billy possesses all those necessary qualities.

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

My G-Spot Pulsates With Stronic Fun!

Woman orgasming with sex toy

I was lucky enough to be the first person in Australia to receive the new Stronic G by Fun Factory and I can’t even explain how happy I was about that. Fun Factory is my favourite brand to buy and sell! I have a few of their double motored vibrators, dildos, their share vibe and their denim harness and I do not regret a single Fun Factory purchase I have made, I have been extremely happy with all of their products.

I also have their Stronic Drei which was my favourite g-spot sex toy so I already knew this toy was going to be amazing and I was not wrong, in fact, it is now my new favourite. The shape of it is absolutely perfect, so if you are one of the many women who has never had a g-spot orgasm then I definitely recommend this toy to you and if you need clitoral stimulation at the same time to get there, then just leave the toy do the thrusting while you use a powerful clit toy at the same time.

Fun Factory is a German sex toy manufacturing company that specialises in high-quality silicone adult toys, they have won multiple design awards for a few of their products and they just get better and better every time they bring out a new toy. They also have a great range of colours and shapes to choose from with different insertable lengths.

Pulsator sex toy
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Now for all the information you want and need to know about the Stronic G…

Firstly, this toy is not a vibrator it is a thruster so instead of feeling buzzy or rumbly vibrations whilst moving your toy around to try and stimulate your g-spot the Stronic G moves back and forth whilst pushing up against your g-spot with it’s perfectly shaped curve at the tip. It does, however, have 3 modes with 3 different settings of thrusting motions. The modes are called constant, algorithmic and dynamic and I definitely recommend giving them all a go to figure out which ones work the best for you. There is also a safety lock on this toy so that if you go travelling with it or just want to preserve that battery life you have the option of doing that, to do so all you have to do is hold down the fun and – buttons at the same time till they start flashing and to unlock is the fun and + buttons at the same time.

It is made of high-quality silicone so it feels super smooth and amazing! Make sure to not use any silicone lubricants with it otherwise it will start to destroy the material and it won’t feel so super smooth anymore. Any water based lubricant will work perfectly fine with it, I recommend Defence by Intimate Earth as it is an all-natural lubricant with guava bark in it which works as an antibacterial and their toy cleaner is great for cleaning it up after.

Just like all of Fun Factory’s other products the Stronic G is completely submersible which means you can use it in the bath and shower for some extra fun and there is less stress when it comes to cleaning the toy. I find that because the charging cord works like a magnet at the end of the toy instead of having a hole for a plugin cord like most other brands, I feel a lot more confident when I’m putting it under water and not I’m sitting there stressing out about water getting into the toy.

The only downside which is also a plus side is that it takes about 16 hours to completely charge up, but as I said there is a plus side and that is that it lasts about the same amount of time in play which means you rarely ever have to charge it and if you’re a lazy person like me then that really is just a plus side. If you lose or break your charger like we all do about 50 times a year with our mobile phones we do have replacement cords that you may purchase if need be.

Now like I said at the beginning of this review about using a clitoral toy with it, you could also use butt plugs, bondage products or really anything you want with it to spice it up a bit. The more you experiment with it, the more you’ll fall in love with this toy! With clitoral sex toys, I recommend either using a Zumio or the Womanizer because they are two really damn amazing products and when you put two fantastic products together you will have a mind-blowing experience.

You have 2 years manufacturing warranty which I highly doubt you will have to use because they are such a good quality toy and I have never personally had any problems with any of my products so I do not think you will either.

With the Stronic G, you have three colour choices of pink, purple and pool blue to choose from.

You can thank me later 😉 This is an absolutely amazing Fun Factory sex toy!

As always, be safe and have fun ❤

Author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Instantly Sync Your Sex Drives With We-Vibe

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It’s like a cult following – the We-Vibe Sync, Oh My God! You don’t have one? Well, why not? You NEED one!!

It’s a couple’s vibrator, teaser, and pleasuring U shaped delight!

You want your lover to tease you while they aren’t even near you? Don’t worry We-Vibe has you covered!

Overseas? No worries!

At work? No worries!

In another room? No worries!

Right next to you? Oh my god definitely no worries!

The We-Vibe Sync is marketed as a couple’s sex toy but is easily just as amazing used as a solo toy, so no one will ever be disheartened by this little U shaped delight.

Not only does the We-Vibe Sync make your clitoris and G-spot spring into waves and pulses of delight with its adjustable settings, but it is made to suit almost all body types and shapes with its adjustable fit as well!

A few little specifications about the We-Vibe Sync

  • 2-year warranty
  • Dual stimulation
  • Adjustable fit
  • Body safe silicone: it is made without latex, free from phthalates and BPA.
  • Remote control connected: The remote can change vibration modes as well as the intensity in the moment. Either partner can use the remote and it works up to a distance of 3 meters.
  • Smartphone app connected: The free We-Connect™ app allows you to play and control from anywhere. Vibe to music with beat mode or use touch mode for real-time control at your fingertips.
  • 100% Waterproof: Yes, this means it’s submergible!
  • Rechargeable: Charges in 2 hours, for up to 90 minutes of play.
Specifications of the We-Vibe sync
Image: Features of the We-Vibe sync

It comes in two colour variations unless you get the sensations in Sync pack, which comes in a coral colour.

What’s included

  • Sync couples vibrator
  • Wireless remote control
  • Storage case/charging base
  • USB cable
  • We-Vibe Lube
  • Quick-start user guide


  • Length: 2.95”
  • Height: 1.65”
  • Width: 1.25”

    We-Vibe Sync
    Image: We-Vibe Sync in blue
We-Vibe Sync with package
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How the We-Vibe Sync works

Many people look at this device with the most confused look on their face and trust me, trying to explain how this device works using only words can be hard for some people to actually imagine. So with the use of this diagram I am going to show you how this device works and fitted. Simple isn’t it!

For those using it as a secret vibrator for your lover to control during a night or while at work, etc you can insert the device the same way, or for more control if you are nervous about the device falling out, you can put it in with the larger head inside and the smaller head pressing firmly on the clit, either way will give you waves, pulses and vibrations of delight.

Using the We-Vibe Sync
Image: How to use the We-Vibe Sync

The main issue most people have with this device is the app, the more reviews you read, the more you notice that people either love it with all their being or they hate it! And just to clarify they don’t hate the Sync they hate the app! If you read into the hate reviews they are all because of the app disconnecting during use. Now, I don’t know if it’s because they have connected it wrong or if they haven’t fully followed the instructions completely, but with my trials I did notice a few reasons why the app would disconnect.

This can be fixed by making a few simple changes and if you follow the instructions correctly, you can take full advantage of all the Sync has to offer. One issue I noticed was that laptops, iPads, tablets and other Bluetooth devices can interrupt the connection. That being said if you move them 1-2 meters away at least this considerably decreases the interruptions.

Also something that I thought was fairly self-explanatory others may have not thought of, the Sync must always be in close distance to the device that has the app on it, and you send a link to your loved one for them to control. Which means the primary app device should be on your own device, which then allows you to send a link to your lover to give them the option of controlling but you can also disconnect their control if need be.

The app allows you to have a lot more personal customizations then just using the remote or button on the Sync. You are able to create your own custom playlists choosing your favourite modes, intensities and durations.

Not only can you customize your vibrations you can also video call and text over the app to your lover (aka your pleasure controller) to make it even more personal and intimate.

The We-Connect app features

  • Touch the screen to control the vibrations and build intensity, swipe to change modes and pinch to adjust intensity.
  • Multiple modes
  • Create and customize your own vibes by drawing your own vibe!
  • Make your own playlist of your favourite modes. You can adjust the duration of each vibration and intensity.
  • Your lover can control the We-Vibe from anywhere in the world.
  • You can control each other’s We-Vibe and pass control back and forth.
  • In-app voice, chat and video.
We-connect on the smartphone
Image: We-Connect on the mobile

Now not only is the Sync amazing! It also has two features on the We-connect app that is exclusive just for the Sync!

  • Beat mode: This mode gives the option to vibe to the rhythm of your favourite music, or picks up ambient noises in your surroundings.
  • Touch mode: You have real time custom control over every action. Use the screen to instantly control the vibrations.

For these reasons and so many more the Sync is one of my favourite sex toys in store because it has so many uses and reasons for its existence.

If that doesn’t majorly tempt you into buying a Sync then I’d say you were insane! It is one of the best couples sex toys available.

I am part of the We-Vibe cult are you?

Author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Although relatively young Morgan has lived a life filled with experiences that have made her grow as a person. She has completed and is a product and interior designer who is a strong believer in equality between sexes and speaks out against violence. Working in the adult industry has allowed her to grow as a person and come out of her emotional and sexual shell.

A Whole New Mjuze From Shots Toys

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First off, a big shout out to Ozzy from Claredale Distributors Australia who kindly sent us Mjuze sex toys for review. Shots Toys head office and warehouse is located in Benede-Leeuwen in the province of Gelderland Holland.  They are a juggernaut of the adult industry in Europe and worldwide and not only produce products but distribute ranges from other manufacturers.  They are also in the streaming media and video business.

Their in-house research and development department conceptualize the creation of new toys as well as redesigning and rebranding existing toy lines. In addition they offer an OEM service which allows you to create ‘your own toy line’. They are aggressive in having their products in every market place possible and their sales reps travel on average 3 times each year to countries that are importing their toys – ever expanding their business reach.

Some of their brands that they have designed include Vive, Sono, Bottom Line, Le Désir, Touché, Shots Toys, S-line, Ouch!, Cuore Romantico, Funny Condoms, DeNamour, Goodfellas, RealRock, LoveLine, Shots Lubes & Liquids, Pharmquests, Boom and Bad Romance.   Recent expansion into the USA allowed them to create a head office and warehouse in Santa Clarita, California USA.

Headquarters Shots Toys
Shots Toys Head Office

Shot Toys New Mjuze Product Range

Recently they released a new line of sex toys under the brand of Mjuze which consists of 14 unique products with a total of 41 variants.  All the Mjuze products are made from the highest medical grade silicone to ensure that they are totally body-safe and easy to clean.  Crisp no-nonsense packaging that on the rear has the product dimensions, key points and product description.  For our first review we will start with the Mjuze Flowering Body Massager.

Mjuze Flowing Body Massager

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Flowing rechargeable massage wand features two motors that have the most sensual vibrations known to man, with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. Because of the flexible head, it reaches every spot. This wand can be used both ways! The head is perfect for stimulation play while the handle can be used for insertion. The massage wand allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 8000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 55 dB
  • Total length: 29.8 cm / 11,73 Inch
  • Width of the massage head: 5.6 cm / 2.20 Inch
  • Width of the insert point: 4.2 cm / 1.65 Inch
  • Insertable length: 13 cm / 5.11 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 240 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 39 x 9.60 x 7.60 cm
  • Weight: 510 gram


The first impression that I got from the Flowing Body Wand Massager was that it was big, and I mean really big.  It stands at a whopping 39cm – think about that – it is a sex toy that is almost half a meter long.  On reading the product description it says that either end can be used and the handle end is insertable.  It may be insertable but not for me.  Perfect for any size queens out there but it is just a wee bit too large for my sex toy play.

Taking it out of the box I could feel the smooth silicone that really feels so comfy against the skin.  I inserted the USB cable into the toy into a socket that was almost half way along the shaft and waited for it to charge.  Whilst charging I picked up the toy and the handle is ergonomically designed to fit neatly into your hand which is good because there is a bit of weight to it coming in at just over half a kilo.  The head of the massager is easily movable that allows you to position it easily to any body part.

Finally it was charged and I put it on the first vibrating setting by keeping depressed the first of three push button controls.  It is big, I think I said that, and was not the easiest sex toy to manoeuvre but in saying that, it was almost big enough to reach my toes without having to move myself.  The vibrator has three controls that are adjusted by pressing the buttons. I powered up the vibration levels and at 7 it was about the maximum that I could handle. Anything more would be teeth rattling – so if you are after a powerful body massager this will certainly do the job.  However it was noisier than the average sex toy, the manufacturer says it works at 55 dB, not sure what that equates to but if you have guests sleeping in the adjoining room they will pretty much know what you are doing if you use it.

It also has twin motors, one on each end so that if you wish to use the insertable end there is plenty of pleasure choices available.  I then filled up my sink with water and placed the vibrating massager in it and left it for about five minutes.  When I came back it was still vibrating and there were no issues from the water so it is safe to say that it is completely waterproof.  Not sure to what depth but I would imagine that the deepest one would be in a bath or spa so there should be no issues there.

Being waterproof makes it easy to clean that is always a plus for before and after.  Please remember only to use a water-based lubricant on it.


If you are after a powerful body wand style massager that is a BIG sex toy this is a great option.  It is waterproof and made with silicone which are two more pluses. It is not for me because of the size but I cannot have that as a negative as there are many out there that would prefer a larger sized vibrator for women. The only negative is that it is noisy, which is ok if you live alone or just with your lover.

I give it a 6 out of 10!

Mjuze Wanderfull Body Massager

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Wanderfull rechargeable massage wand features two motors which give the most sensual vibrations known to men, with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. Because of the flexible head, it reaches every spot. This wand can be used both ways! The head is perfect for stimulation play while the handle can be used for insertion. The massage wand allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 8000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 55 dB
  • Total length: 26 cm / 10.23 Inch
  • Width of the massage head: 5.1 cm / 2 Inch
  • Width of the insert point: 3.1 cm / 1.22 Inch
  • Insertable length: 13.5 cm / 5.31 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 240 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 28.70 x 10.20 x 6.10 cm
  • Weight: 399 gram


This is a bodywand massager that will appeal to the masses.  It is a handy 29 cm long which is the perfect size for me and the ergonomic handle fits perfectly into my hand. There are vibrating motors on both ends just like the Mjuze Flowing, however for the more conservative this one seems an excellent sized option to use the insertable end.  There is not much more that can be added in the review as it is almost an exact replica of the Mjuze Flowing except in a smaller size and weight.  However, I liked it more than the Mjuze Flowing as it did not appear to be as noisy.  Reading the manufacturers description it supposedly gives off the same noise but it just did not sound like it to me.


This is a perfect body wand massager and on every other front I love it.  It could easily make it into my favorite sex toy drawer (I’ll let you in on a secret – it already has). A sex toy with many benefits that I love.

I give it a 8 out of 10.

Mjuze The Lithe

Manufacturer’s Description

The Lithe will adjust itself to your desire making it a girl’s best friend! It is a complete flexible vibrator allowing you to use it in every angle you desire. Its powerful vibrations will raise your climax to a whole new level and both the tip as well as the end point feature a clitoral stimulator so it can be used both ways. If you crave for anal stimulation, vaginal stimulation or love tailing the Lithe will allow it all! Because of its material it adjusts very fast to body temperature and also it can be used in the bathroom for some water play.


  • Rotations per minute: 10,000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 50 dB
  • Total length: 33.3 cm / 13.11 Inch
  • Total width: 4 cm / 1.57 Inch
  • Insertable length: 22 cm / 8.66 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 180 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 22,20 x 11,80 x 5 cm
  • Weight: 261 gram


I was quite excited to see this clit tickler.  It is quite different in shape and everyone loves something that is unique.  Again it is made with quality silicone that feels wonderful as soon as you remove it from the packet.  Touted as a clit tickler it has very wide ‘bunny ears’ and the base is curled resembling a circle. Fully rechargeable via USB cord which plugs into a waterproof socket that is mid-way along the outside side of the shaft.

It came charged so I  turned it on by keeping the top button pressed for about 3 seconds and the bottom button allows you to scroll through the 10 vibration modes.

Mjuze The Lithe’s Vibration Modes

  1. Constant low level vibration.
  2. Constant mid level vibration.
  3. Constant high level vibration.
  4. Evenly spaced intermittent vibration at mid level.
  5. 1 long large vibration followed by 4 softer vibrations in quick succession.
  6. 3 seconds of intense vibrations followed by 3 intermittent vibrations followed by 6 quick intermittent vibrations.
  7. 5 seconds of deep rumbly vibrations followed by 5 seconds of intense high level vibrations.
  8. 4 intense intermittent vibrations followed by 3 seconds of vibration starting at intense and decreasing to a low level.
  9. 4 quick intense intermittent vibrations followed by 3 seconds of wavy vibrations at a low level.
  10. 6 seconds of intense vibrations followed by decreasing vibration for about 2 seconds.

These modes are more than enough for even the most demanding of sex toy users.  The entire toy is totally flexible which allows you to ergonomically shape it to your body type. After I placed some water-based lubricant on the stimulation ears, I explored all the different erotic possibilities that this pleasure device offered.  One thing that should be noted that when making contact to the body the toy almost immediately came close to body temperature and even straight from the box was not cold and felt ‘right’.

It can also be used for anal stimulation but it very quickly brought me to climax with clit stimulation and my favourite vibration mode was 7.  I love a deep rumbly vibration.  Afterwards, it was easy to clean up as the toy is 100% waterproof so washing it off with warm soapy water and then rinsing it off in the sink was a breeze.  I placed it on a clean towel and left it to air-dry.

When I finished I placed it on charge as I always like to be prepared for any opportunity but was disappointed that a charging light did not display.  There is a charging light that goes on the toys I own that will either turn off, turn on or change color when it is fully charged.  This had one.  I note that the manufacturer said to fully charge the toy (from a depleted battery) will take 4 hours. I have never used the entire battery capacity in a single session and I like to keep my toys fully charged and ready.  This is something I think should have been a standard option.  The bottom control lights up in sync with the vibration mode so I found it odd that a charging light was not there.

Reading through the manufacturer’s specification the sound level was supposed to be the same as the Wanderfall and Flowing Body Wands but it seemed a lot less to me.  Not sure why.


There is no doubting that this is a great and unique clit tickler that most women are going to love.  It ticks all the boxes (the only negative was that there was no charging light).

I give it 7.5 out of 10!

Mjuze Finger Teaser


Finger vibrator
Buy now | Shot Toys adult store

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Finger Teaser is a 10-speed finger vibrator that gives sensual vibrations with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. It can be used to spice up sex with your partner or for some solo sessions in the bathroom. The Finger Teaser allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 10,000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 45 dB
  • Total length: 6.7 cm / 2.63 Inch
  • Total width: 4.4 cm / 1.73 Inch
  • Width vibrating tip: 2.7 cm / 1.06 Inch
  • Diameter inner ring: 3.3 cm / 1.29 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 180 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 10.90 x 10.60 x 6.10 cm
  • Weight: 116 gram


Nothing beats a little bit of clit play especially when it is made easy with a finger vibe.  For solo action, foreplay or couples play it is the ultimate and essential tool and in many cases will bring the ultimate climax.  The Finger Teaser vibration surface is much wider than a standard finger vibe and has on it some circular ridges with a bump in the middle to give extra stimulation. There is a circular channel at the rear of it which is fairly stretchable that you insert your finger or fingers to hold it.

There are 10 vibration modes to scroll through until you discover the one that unleashes your erotic fantasies and the motor is conveniently located just under the stimulating ripples that will enable you to channel the power in a clit-centric manner.  It is a rechargeable vibe via USB cable that plugs into the base of the toy.  Fully waterproof this is a toy that can be taken into the bath to relax after a long and stressful day.

The toy came charged which is always a good thing.  Being a girl that loves clit stimulation this is the perfect fit for me and within minutes of firing this baby up I was in heaven.  The soft silicone material feels like a dream on the skin and massaging with the ripples gave me goosebumps they felt so good.  It is a toy that I would have no hesitation giving to my boyfriend during foreplay and can see this definitely going into my bag of tricks.

This is a powerful sex toy – no doubt about it and was entirely a pleasure to use.  This one I would recommend to beginners or anyone that wants a pleasure object that is not intimidating and is easy to use.


Cannot fault the Mjuze Finger Teaser and give it a resounding 10 out of 10.

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!