Review: Lelo Mia 2

Lelo Mia 2 Secret USB Vibrator

All though I would check out Lelo’s bullet, the Mia 2. I am forever extolling the virtues of the amazing we vibe tango, as THE bullet of choice for its unparalleled rumbles and powerful vibrations. My go to bullet for less money would always be the Nu sensuelle, not so rumbly, but pretty darn powerful.  So what are Lelo bringing to the table? Their price point is similar to the Tango, so I am hoping for good things. Firstly I love the box, it’s all black and  discreet and  It looks very much  like there is something expensive and exciting inside. It is perfect for storage, but when you open the box it comes with a little satin bag anyway. The bag contains the manual and the USB charger cord and a tiny sachet of Lelo ‘personal moisturiser’. The toy is presented on a little velvet platform. and I would be very happy to receive this couples sex toy as a gift.

The Lelo Mia 2 is about 4.5 inches long and is in the lipstick style, except it looks exactly like my mascara. it is sleek and  discreet.  It can easily disguise itself as a convincing innocent member of your purse contents. It looks quite refined it is lightweight and easy to hold. One end is gently rounded at the tip, and holds most of the vibration. The other end is pointed and angled, and has slightly less vibration. It opens up like a lipstick and you plug it directly into the charger. I know I am probably the only one on the planet who thinks this, but I was amazed, I hadn’t seen a toy do that, I thought it was so cool. so much better than the Tango, floundering about on your night stand propped precariously up against something,desperately trying to stay attached to its charger (I hate magnet chargers). Anyway, I digress, back to the main event.  It is made of 100% body safe ABS plastic.I would  probably prefer silicone because plastic gets so slippery with lube. It looks so classy though, so I can forgive that.

It is very easy to use the controls are a simple plus and minus button – the plus, intuitively, turns Mia 2 up while the minus turns it down. Once you’re at the highest vibration, you can hold the plus button to access the 5 vibration patterns, and scroll through them . Press the minus button to get back to the steady vibrations,  then press again to turn Mia 2 off. It travel locks too by pressing both buttons at once, which we like. It has  6 different speeds, but I couldn’t really notice the difference, It works better if you use it intuitively.  As for the vibration quality, I think it is perfect. It is very rumbly, it isn’t as powerful as the Tango but it is more than enough for me. I didn’t expect it to be as good as it this. I have held off reviewing Lelo toys so far as I think they are a bit over priced and I can often find a similar if not better equivalent toy in another brand for a better price.

It is 100% waterproof and has a battery life of 1.5 hours.It is also unbelievably quiet.  This wasn’t going to be a comparison piece but since I mentioned those other two bullets I will finish off on this. If price didn’t come into it I would pick the Mia 2. I like the way it looks and feels and vibrates (and charges) . Nice one Lelo. Read a satisfied customer review:

‘I love my little Lelo Mia 2 clitoral vibrator. It’s reasonably small, so it is convenient to carry in your handbag or pocket if you wished. It came with a small instruction booklet, a little material pouch to store it in, a box and sample lube. The material is very easy to clean. The top part twists off to reveal the USB port to charge it at your computer. This is a hundred times better than buying batteries all the time. It sort of looks like a USB stick. The lower settings are very mild, but press the plus button and you get more moderate vibrations. As the vibrator is on the smaller size, it can be a little hard to press the plus and minus buttons to change settings when you are mid way through a session. I wish you tell when it’s about to run out of power so you can recharge it before it does. Overall, though, the size and convenience makes this an excellent quality clitoral vibrator for someone who likes low to moderate vibrations.’

Lelo Mia 2 Bullet Vibrator
Sex Toy: Lelo Mia 2


Generation Y is also not only the travel generation but also the sex toy generation, with stigma’s about adult stores and the use of adult toys slowly fading away and more people becoming sexually aware of their body and what they can use to pleasure themselves, it is not surprising that people are starting to take their sex toys on holidays with them. However there are places in this world that forbid both sexual material including sex toys, the countries below are included;

  • Thailand
  • Malaysia
  • Vietnam
  • India
  • Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates
  • The Maldives
  • Generally countries around the Persian  Gulf

So what do you do when you can’t take a vibrator into a country that you are traveling to? Don’t have sex for the duration of you’re stay. In fact, stop having sex all together. Just quit it. Cold turkey. Just kidding. Fortunately enough their is a beautiful company in Sweden that create both innovative and beautifully designed toys, and go by the name Lelo. Yes, that is right. Lelo has provided the world with some of the most well designed vibrators, winning numerous awards for creativity and design in their product field (adult). The Lelo Mia 2 is the answer to you’re traveling restriction problems. It is designed like no other vibrator, and can easily fly under the radar. Talk about living the 007 life. Are you ready for you’re first assignment? Ok lets go.

17:00 Hours – Dubai International Airport – United Arab Emirates

Assignment: Transport Mia 2 undetected through Dubai customs undetected.

You’re in Dubai for a quick fly in, fly out business meeting, and you have an Australian friend Sarah that lives in Dubai that you promised you will bring her a cheeky clitoris vibrator from home. You’ve done you’re research and found that not only does the Mia 2 have 6 thrilling functions with a 1.5 hour continuous battery, but it also comes with a 1 year warranty and 10 year guarantee, meaning that it will defiantly do well on a long mission.

You’re walking through the customs screening area, the tension is high yet you’re a trained professional knowing that you’re package is completely undetectable. You look eyes with a Dubai customs officer, he says you are traveling alone, and only have a duffle bag with you. He gets suspicious. You get the international hand gesture for “come here”. As you head over to him he begins to let you know that he will be searching you’re bag, and it is just a random bag check. He asks if you have to declare anything or have any prohibited items, you’re reply is “no”. Whilst searching through the bag he comes across a satin pouch which is containing the Mia 2 in it. You had to ditch the box in Sydney because you knew it would be suspicious is you traveled with it. He begins to inspect the Lelo Mia 2 and does not know what to make of this strange item. You ask to hold it to show him something. He hands it over and you take the cap off the end of it, which reveals a USB port. The customs officer nods as you explain that it is you’re company USB stick and gestures you to move along and enjoy you’re stay. Little did he know that the USB is actually used to charge the Mia 2. You reach Sarah’s apartment where she is waiting for you with excitement, after she greets you, you hand over her toy. Confused at how you got it through customs, Sarah gives you a massive grin with the Mia 2 in her one hand, and her other hand dragging you to the bedroom.

Mission Accomplished. Take care 0069.




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Discounted Porn DVDs!

Xvideo Megal Sale

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Porn: Night at The Erotic Museum


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It only happens once a year and now is the time.  Xvideo Australia is having it’s once a year insane DVD blowout.  DVD titles up to 90% off their regular prices and starting from $1.00.

It is a limited special and from Monday to Friday new titles will be added daily.  The sale has been extended until September 30 or until stocks last.  Be quick the sale started on Friday and already many titles have been sold out.  Buy 10 DVDs for the price of one – add to your collection at a fraction of the regular price – the once a year blowout has started.

The studios will be discounted in alphabetical order and currently the specials are up to the letter D.  D is for DEADLINE so don’t be a DUNCE purchase now for quick DELIVERY that will be shipped DISCREETLY to your DOOR.  If the titles that you want are not there today check tomorrow as every day studios with a new letter will be discounted for clearance.  Out with the old to make room for the new my boss is telling me but I don’t think he knew the low bargain basement prices I would be offering.  Hopefully he gives me a star for moving so much stock as I do not think he would approve of the hugely discounted DVDs on offer now.

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Soft & Hard Packing

Transgender Issues

The term ‘packing’ refers to when someone wears padding or a phallic shaped object in their underwear/under their pants to create the appearance of having a penis. This is most commonly practiced by trans men (female – male transgender), but also worn by cross dressers and is also worn for sexual purposes. For a lot of transgender people, packing can be an essential aspect of everyday life and something that you cannot go without.  In a number of occasions, partners may often want to explore additional options to make their sex life better. This is very important to a relationship for it will definitely strengthen its nature. It is no lie that sexual satisfaction is one important aspect that considers the stability of a given relationship. In a way, sex toys come in to add spice to sex behavior of couples or partners. It will always provide them with additional options and techniques to use.

Self-exploration according to sexologists is one way of [earning how best to satisfy oneself. When you actually know what works for you, then your partner will find it easier to satisfy you. The sex toys online will provide one with opportunity to explore their body. This will widen their scope and they learn of what is best for them. The devices are controlled and thus will do exactly what you want. Users can try out different techniques and drop the bomb shell news to their partners later on, in this way, one’s partner will lust give you what you desire.

Packing is generally split into two categories: Soft & Hard Packing.

Soft Packing
Soft Packing refers to a soft object that is used to create a ‘bulge’ or the look of a penis, though it is not intended to be used for sexual purposes. Soft Packing is often done by trans guys to help with gender dysphoria, but is also a helpful and fun way for anyone to experiment with their gender identity. Soft packing offers a sense of comfort to a lot of people and is an every day must; just like brushing your teeth or having a shower.
Soft packing can be achieved in a number of ways, some easier and more cost effective than others. It is important though, if you are trying to create a realistic bulge, to do some research at the shape and size of a ‘typical’ bulge. This can be done by simply looking online at some men’s clothing stores/images or even by observing in public. The illusion of a bulge can be created simply by folding socks in a particular way and wearing them under tight underwear. For ultimate comfort and security, the socks can even be pinned into the underwear to make sure they won’t budge. Folding socks is definitely the cheapest option!
Flaccid packers (like Mr Limpy, shown below) can be purchased at all Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and are a great way to boost confidence. As you can imagine, when inside underwear they feel SUPER realistic. But best of all, they actually ARE really realistic, and come in a number of different colours, sizes, even circumcised and uncircumcised! These babies can sit straight in your undies, but are most comfortably worn with a harness to keep them in place all day.
Companies like Tantus have created an awesome line of Pack ‘n’ Play dildo’s which are designed to be used as both soft and hard packing dildos. They have a bendable shaft that when worn with a harness under underwear, can be bent downwards to create the impression of a bulge. The best part though, is that these bad boys are also hard enough (but delightfully squidgy at the same time) to be used for intercourse! Hell Yeah!  Packing can be a weird sensation at first, but stick to it! Try wearing it around the house first and get used to the new weight, and the feel of your new addition. Master where it should go in your pants to look the most realistic and feel AWESOME when you get it perfect!
Adult Smart’s favourite soft packing sex toy is the Fleshlight Mr. Limpy. They are super soft, super strechy and can provide a very comfortable bulge.
Mr Limpy Packing
Sex Toy: Mr Limpy
Hard Packing
Hard packing CAN be a challenge, but is worn when an individual intends to have intercourse. Hard packing takes much longer to get used to, as you can imagine. The bigger the dildo is, the harder it is going to be to not look like you have an extremely large erection for no reason in public. For this reason, if you wish to use your partner’s favourite 9″ dildo, I suggest sticking to wearing it around the house! Wearing a hard dildo is easier in public if you loosen the harness so that the dildo is naturally ‘drooping’ down, as well as tucking it in underneath or to the side. Looser underwear will also make packing with a hard dildo much much easier!
Hard Packing can be a fun way for lesbian couples (or any couples at that) to take their strap on play outside of the bedroom, if you’re game of course!Unlike soft packing, hard packing must be worn with a harness to avoid total embarrassment. Tantus (what legends) also have a dildo called Gary which is one of those in-between-er dildos which are much easier to bend but still hard enough to use for intercourse. Gary doesn’t bend as much as the Pack ‘n’ Play range but is definitely on the softer side of ‘hard’ packing.  In reality, you can use any dildo you wish or currently own for hard packing.
Soft & Hard Packing Tips
  • Just like any other sex toy, for both Soft Packing and Hard Packing, you should make sure you properly clean/sanitize the item you are using. Whether this be socks or a dildo, cleanliness is key!
  • Just like a CIS-gender guy, you may need to readjust. Don’t worry, there is no need to panic if your new package goes a bit askew. A good old, quick shuffle around should do the trick to get you back into position.
  • Wear your new package inside the house several times before taking it for a spin outside. Surprisingly, you’ll most likely need to learn to walk again, and definitely need to learn how to maneuver yourself in different ways. You’ll need to learn the quickest and easiest ways to readjust in public, so as to not get yourself into a panic.
Ultimately, whether you are gay, straight, CIS-gendered, or transgendered, you can give packing a go! Soft & Hard Packing is a great way to experiment with your gender expression, as well as a way of making some people feel ‘sexier’ and more confident.


Essential Guide on Consent

About Consent

A word that is so heavily enforced but not so heavily taught within educational systems is what is Consent? Consent in the dictionary is defined as:

Permission for something to happen or agreement to do something.

Whilst scrolling through social media or merely watching the news, it is becoming more and more apparent to me that the terms ‘consent’ and ‘sex’ are going further and further in the opposite direction. You often hear of saddening violent stories in the media about rape or sexual assault and action’s that have happened without someone’s Consent. Consent is an ENORMOUS aspect of all situations in life, though especially in any sexual encounter. It isn’t enough to assume that someone wishes to have sex with you just as much as you do. Consensual sex and non-consensual sex is something we commonly discuss at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and thoroughly understand. Though it seems to be a word that is slipping out of the world’s vocabulary and rather seen as ‘poor judgement’.
First things first, clothing and alcohol have absolutely NOTHING to do with knowing, understanding and respecting the word consent. Looking back at my sex education in Primary School and High School, I do not remember EVER being taught about consent, what it is, and what it means if there is a lack of consent. How disgusting that we are taught WHAT sex is, HOW to have sex, and how to have PROTECTED sex, but not how to have CONSENSUAL sex? Is this a major fault in our education system? Absolutely. Should we be teaching from an early age about consent? Absolutely. Is this going to solve the problem and completely eradicate the problem? Absolutely not – but it’s a damn good place to start. There should be a regulated sexual education class that is compulsory that will talk about what consent is.
What is Consent?
In any sexual encounter, it is of utmost importance to know that the other person/people involved are just as enthusiastic about having sex as you are i.e the person is 100% certain that they wish to have sex with you.. Consent means that someone says YES to sexual activity. Unbeknownst to children, young adults and many adults, not only is sex WITHOUT consent illegal, but it can be physically and emotionally damaging to a person for life. It is also important to realise that though someone has given their consent, they are allowed and absolutely entitled to change their mind. At any point in a sexual encounter it is your absolute right to stop the progression of activities if you so wish.  Remember, just because someone consents to kissing you, does not mean that they consent to intercourse.
Consent Statement
Information: Consent
How Can You Tell If Someone Has Given Consent?
Getting consent is only a sentence away and quite possibly one of the most life changing sentences you could ever ask.
Below are a few simple sentences that could change yours or somebody else’s life by simply asking them:
  • Are you comfortable with this?
  • Would you like to go further?
  • Are you okay?
  • Would you like to stop?
  • Would you like to take a breather?
  • Do you want me to keep going?
  • Does this feel okay?
  • How do you feel about this?
  • Are you still into this?
Way’s To Tell Somebody Doesn’t Give Consent, Even Though They Haven’t Explicitly Stated So & What Means No?
  • Stiffening of their facial expression
  • Stiffening of their muscles
  • Not responding to touch
  • Not doing anything in return
  • Pushing you away or holding their arms out
  • Sobbing or crying
  • Saying ‘not now’ or ‘maybe later’ ALSO means no
  • If someone is asleep, unconscious, drunk, or under the influence of drugs, they cannot consent to sex and you should not accept their ‘yes’ as consent.
It is okay to say NO
There are other ways to slow down the progression of things if you are feeling uncomfortable:
  • Can we stay like this for a while?
  • Can we take a breather?
  • This is a little too much too soon.
If you are in a position where you feel you are in danger, are compromised or you are uncomfortable – it is okay to say NO. It is your right to say NO. Should you be the victim of non-consensual sex please seek assistance from your local rape crisis centre.

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