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Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop by Hott Products - Party Gifts and Novelties

Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop by Hott Products

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Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop features authentic chocolate taste in a novelty design. This 3.50-inch lollipop weighs half an ounce and uses quality sugar, glucose syrup, and natural chocolate flavoring with sturdy stick construction for party favors or humorous gift occasions.

Key Features:

Authentic chocolate flavor from natural chocolate ingredients and sugar

Quality sugar, glucose syrup, and FDA-approved color additives

Measures 3.50 inches long, weighs half an ounce

Detailed facial features with sturdy stick construction

Genuine chocolate taste beyond typical novelty candy limitations

Vendor: Hott Products
SKU: NEW-6075
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop is a novelty confection featuring chocolate flavor in a creatively designed format. Measuring 3.50 inches long with a half-ounce weight, it combines quality ingredients including sugar, glucose syrup, and natural chocolate flavoring with FDA-approved color additives. The sturdy stick construction prevents breakage during enjoyment, making it suitable for party favors or humorous gift occasions.

About Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop

This novelty lollipop delivers authentic chocolate flavor through a carefully formulated blend of sugar, glucose syrup, and natural ingredients. The confection maintains detailed facial features while providing genuine taste satisfaction that extends beyond typical novelty candy limitations. The chocolate profile appeals to traditional candy preferences while the distinctive design creates memorable conversation moments at gatherings.

The lollipop features a sturdy stick with balanced weight distribution that prevents breakage during consumption. Individual wrapping preserves freshness and facilitates convenient distribution for party settings. Those seeking additional novelty confections and entertaining additions to celebrations can explore our silicone cock rings collection for complementary gift options.

Key Features

  • Precise Dimensions: Measures 3.50 inches long, 1.50 inches wide, and 2.00 inches high for optimal enjoyment and detailed presentation.
  • Chocolate Flavor: Formulated with select ingredients creating authentic chocolate taste that appeals to traditional candy preferences.
  • FDA-Approved Colors: Uses FD&C Yellow 5, FD&C Yellow 6, and Titanium Dioxide for consistent visual appeal and food safety compliance.
  • Individual Wrapping: Protected packaging maintains freshness while supporting efficient distribution for parties and gatherings.
  • Sturdy Construction: Balanced stick weight prevents breakage during consumption and handling.

Technical Specifications

Length 3.50 inches
Width 1.50 inches
Height 2.00 inches
Weight Half ounce
Flavor Chocolate
Packaging Individual wrapper

How to Use Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop

Basic Use

  1. Remove the lollipop from its individual wrapper immediately before consumption. The protective wrapping preserves freshness until the moment of enjoyment.
  2. Hold the sturdy stick firmly between your fingers, using the balanced weight distribution to prevent accidental breakage during handling.
  3. Enjoy the chocolate flavor by allowing the lollipop to dissolve gradually in your mouth rather than biting immediately. This approach extends enjoyment and prevents stick fracture.
  4. Consume at your own pace, rotating the lollipop occasionally to ensure even flavor distribution and prevent uneven melting.
  5. Discard the stick appropriately once consumption is complete. The sturdy construction maintains integrity throughout the entire enjoyment period.
  6. Store any remaining lollipops in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight to preserve flavor and appearance.

Extended Use

Incorporating this confection into party planning creates memorable moments for guests seeking humorous additions to celebrations. Pairing novelty lollipops with complementary anal toy sizes as gift options expands entertainment possibilities for adult gatherings. The chocolate flavor appeals to broad audiences regardless of the creative presentation style.

Care Instructions

Store the lollipop in its original individual wrapper in a cool, dry environment away from heat sources and direct sunlight. Extreme temperatures cause the chocolate to soften prematurely or develop surface cracks. Keep it away from humidity to prevent wrapper damage and maintain optimal storage conditions until consumption.

Materials and Safety

Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop is manufactured using food-grade sugar, glucose syrup, and natural ingredients combined with FDA-approved color additives. The confection adheres to established food safety protocols throughout production and packaging. Individual wrapping maintains freshness while supporting safe distribution and storage for extended shelf life.

Who Is Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop For?

This novelty confection appeals to adults seeking humorous additions to parties, celebrations, and casual gatherings. Those planning entertaining events appreciate the combination of quality chocolate flavor with creative presentation that generates conversation and memorable moments. Gift-givers searching for unconventional options find this lollipop suitable for recipients with appreciation for novelty confections and playful humor.

Why Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop Matters

For party planners accustomed to selecting standard confections that blend into background refreshment tables, discovering a novelty lollipop that combines genuine chocolate flavor with distinctive presentation transforms celebration planning possibilities. Rather than choosing between authentic taste and memorable visual impact, this confection delivers both simultaneously. The sturdy construction means guests actually enjoy the product rather than encountering breakage disappointment. For those hosting gatherings where conversation starters matter more than forgettable treats, this lollipop creates the exact moment of surprise and amusement that transforms ordinary events into ones guests remember and discuss afterward.

Independent Tester Review

Our independent testers evaluated chocolate flavor intensity, structural durability, visual detail preservation, and overall confectionery quality. The lollipop maintained consistent chocolate taste throughout consumption while the stick construction prevented breakage during typical handling and enjoyment.

Testers confirmed that the FDA-approved color additives created distinctive visual appearance without compromising flavor profile or food safety standards. Individual results may vary based on personal taste preferences, sensitivity to specific ingredients, and storage conditions prior to consumption.

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Buy Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop at Adultsmart

Ready to add entertaining novelty confections to your celebration inventory? Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop is available at Adultsmart with discreet Australia-wide shipping in plain packaging. Orders process confidentially from checkout through delivery.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop?
A novelty chocolate lollipop designed for parties and humorous gift occasions. Measuring 3.50 inches long and weighing half an ounce, it features authentic chocolate flavor made with sugar, glucose syrup, and natural chocolate flavoring. FDA-approved color additives create the distinctive facial design while a sturdy stick prevents breakage during enjoyment.
Are you getting real chocolate flavor in this novelty lollipop?
Definitely. Rather than tasting like typical novelty candy, this lollipop delivers genuine chocolate satisfaction through a carefully formulated blend of natural ingredients. You get authentic chocolate flavor that actually appeals to traditional candy preferences, making it more than just a gimmick with a funny design.
Which occasions work best for giving the Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop?
Perfect for bachelor parties, adult birthday celebrations, white elephant exchanges, or any gathering where humor matters. People remember the funny design and conversation it sparks. Stocking stuffers for friends who appreciate novelty gifts also work brilliantly, especially when you want something that's genuinely edible and tasty.
Who is the Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop designed for?
Adults who enjoy novelty humor and chocolate candy. Perfect for party hosts wanting memorable gag gifts, friends exchanging joke presents, or anyone with an appreciation for cheeky humor. Men and women who value both taste and comedy find this lollipop hits the mark perfectly.
Can this lollipop work as both a gag gift and actual candy?
Absolutely works on both levels. Beyond the humorous design that creates conversation moments, you're getting real chocolate flavor satisfaction. Friends appreciate receiving something genuinely tasty rather than purely decorative, making it practical humor that delivers actual enjoyment when eaten.
Where can you buy the Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop in Australia?
Adultsmart stocks this novelty lollipop for quick Australian delivery. Browse their novelty candy section online to order discreetly. They carry a range of humorous party items and gag gifts alongside this chocolate lollipop, making it convenient to find everything for your event.

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