Working in an Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre, my job is never boring from the weird and wonderful people who come through the doors to the weird and wonderful products I get to see and sometimes review.
Today I am reviewing a fairly standard sex toy, an e-stim G-spot probe nothing weird about that, but often companies are very hit and miss with their products presentation be it the shape or colour of the product itself (psst enough shocking pink and hideous shades of purple already) or the name and slogan for a sex toy, Womanizer I’m lookin’ at you.
Today we have Nona an e-stim vaginal probe (which can also be used as a butt plug because of its flared base!) from the silicone NOIR range.
About The Electrastim Silicone Noir Nona
Nona, a name perhaps inspired by the Roman deity, one of the Parcae, the three personifications of destiny. Nona, whose name means “ninth”, was called upon by pregnant women in their ninth month when the child was due to be born…. perhaps not.
I think some of you reading may already know why I find this name to be so amusing and just oh so wrong, but those of you who don’t please allow me to explain:
- Silicone – a very common body safe material that most high-quality sex toys are made of.
- Noir – a very specific film genre or in French it can mean Black (ethnicity), colour in general, drunk/inebriated and dark/darkness
- Nona – Nonna (spelt with two n’s) in Italian means Grandmother.
Now I don’t care that it isn’t spelt with two n’s I read this box as “Silicone Black Grandma” and I can’t un-see it. These words are common enough knowledge that I am absolutely sure the United Kingdom based company Cyrex who makes ElectraStim products has at least 1 person who knows Nonna means grandma in Italian (they clearly know what noir means as the whole NOIR range is black) I want to know what depraved and honestly hilarious individual let the name go through and for this to be printed on the box:
“Lavish your G-spot with attention when you get intimate with Nona…”
I just can’t deal, it’s too funny.
Name aside this sex toy is excellent in fact Nona won the 2015 ADULTEX Award for best product design. Nona is made of premium grade silicone and is a 3.5 inches (8.8cm) insertable length and has a 4.3inch (10.9cm) circumference it is a good size for both g-spot and p-spot stimulation.
How To Use The Electrastim Silicone Noir Nona
Nona and other sex toys from ElectraStim require one of the ElectraStim stimulator control panels to power it. The ElectraStim Stimulator (control panel) and all of their e-stim range use universal 2mm pin connections for all of our stimulation units and electrodes are used, so rest assured all the ElectraStim products will work with the control panel and vice versa. The other items in the NOIR range include a dildo, beginners butt plug, prostate massager, kegel balls and another 3 different sized butt plugs. They all have normal names like Ovid, Aura, Sirius, Lula and Rocker. (Ovid is an Italian name by the way, very suspicious 😂)
Now, Nona is a bit of a dust collector so make sure you store her in a bag or container of some kind, we can’t have ol’ Nona getting dusty now. Cleaning Nona is also really easy, just make sure you use hot water and a good sex toy cleaner and leave her to dry in the sun before you put her back in storage.
Try not to let this poor name choice deter you from this fantastic e-stim g-spot probe, it really is a high-quality device that is sure to bring a lot of electrified pleasure, check out the ElectraStim range at one of our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centers today. If you would like to find out more information, be sure to read a sex toy review on the ElectraStim product range.
Author: Erin is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres