How I Met My Boyfriend

inquisitive couple

It was a crisp September morning, I’d come into work hoping to make a few sex lives better, help a people achieve the orgasms of their dreams… Not expecting to meet the man of mine.

So I had a younger couple come in, sweet and friendly, they wandered for a bit before timidly accepting defeat and asking me for assistance (it’s always the way, they always come to us in the end). The girlfriend was definitely more outgoing just confidently stating that they wanted to try pegging but had no idea where to start as beginners, much like first times for most things.

I took them for a wander through the store, while advising they were living my dream, after all Peg All Men 2020 has been my motto all year (haven’t been successful but we’ll talk about my failures another time.)

I asked the standard questions, what textures do we like, hard or soft, have we tried any buttstuff before, looking back the poor guy was probably getting a bit of a brain overload with all of my questions. He wanted a realistic feel, he wanted something not too big, we wanted a bit of flexibility.

With all questions asked I showed him our ranges, the King Cocks, the Colours, the Maias, each one bringing it’s own qualities to the table. King Cock had realist dicks down to a science (veins and all), not to mention options.

Brown dicks? You got it.

Black dicks? You got it.

Beige dicks? You got it.

Balls? No balls? You bet.

Clear dicks that would produce a lovely holographic look when held to light? Absolutely.

They weren’t it.

 

Colours had a nice size and colour range but it wasn’t quite was he was after either.

 

And Maia, they were almost there but the experience wasn’t exactly the realism that he wanted, this guy was after a penis but without the men… Aren’t we all 😉

 

We had just gotten the RealRock Silicone Dildos in… I’d heard some about these before but hadn’t gotten the opportunity to look at them properly or feel a tester so I suggested we take one out of the packet and feel it with gloves on (don’t be silly, wrap your willy).

We get to the counter, pop on our safety gear and I’ll be honest… It was love at first handful, he was thick, details in all the right places, we had gotten the 6” for the young man because as I said you can always insert less of a bigger dick, but you can’t insert more of a smaller one.

The RealRock dong is thermoreactive, if you microwave for 30 seconds or throw it into hot water it will soften up, giving more flexibility and a real deal kinda feel (good rhyming, I know).

On the other hand if you pop this bad boy in the freezer he will get absolutely (real) rock hard, which is an entirely different experience again.

The ability to switch up how you play with this one was mind blowing to all parties, we were stunned it was like buying multiple dildos at once.

And like Goldilocks, this one was just right. This man had found *The One*, and he was on his merry way.

 

But I was left in a state of shock, what had just happened, there’s no way I had just met the love of my life… It wasn’t possible, I wouldn’t believe it.

I spent weeks in denial, I had bought the Maia Kyle not long ago… He was the one for me… I couldn’t be unfaithful this early on, it was only fresh.

Sleepless nights, all I could think about was the feeling of the dildo, like a playdough that had been left out just a little too long, the flexibility, the idea that you could just pick the firmness depending on the day, I wished longingly to have him be mine. But it wasn’t meant to be… It couldn’t be.

 

But alas, I had to go into work every day and see him, hanging across the other side of the store, taunting me with his versatility, his size range, “I could be whatever you want, whenever you want” I could hear him calling to me. It was torture, having to turn him down day after day, when all I wanted was to be with him.

Having to watch customer after customer cop a feel and take one home, having to list all the reasons he was a catch, having to feel him with them… I couldn’t do it anymore.

 

  • Finally, I cave, “I’ve gotta do it, I can’t keep denying our connection and a shot at real love” I thought to myself. I have the talk with my Kyle, “You’ve been great, I’ve loved the few weeks we’ve spent together… But I need to explore my options. It’s not you, it’s me”. Obviously, it’s a dildo so it was a very short one sided conversation, I don’t know if it was amicable, but it doesn’t matter, I was about to take the plunge.

 

It’s been a few months now, my RealRock and I are going steady. I found out we’re more compatible than I’ve ever been with anything else (man or silicone). He makes me happy, he keeps my needs met, I don’t think I’ll let him go anytime soon.

I still keep Kyle as my side piece, every now and then I like to dip back into the simplicity of him. But that’s a secret (again, they’re dildos, how would they know).

 

I think I owe it all to the couple who wanted to try pegging, they’ve given me this happiness and I’m very thankful.

FRANK’S SEXY BIRTHDAY PARTY

sex party

The alarm clock made a loud noise that woke Frank from his deep sleep. He was so much enjoying his dream and he wished he could just reach out his hand to stop the alarm clock from making more noise. However, the alarm clock was far away.

Today was a special day for him and that was because it was his birthday. He was now eighteen years old. His friends have a lot of fun planned for him and even though he had tried everything he could to know what the plans were, the only snippet he got was that they were going to make sure he lost his virginity today.

Remembering that made him smile. Of all of the members of his circle of friends, he was the only one who was still a virgin. He didn’t even have a girlfriend. He couldn’t wait to lose his virginity. He had gotten into college the year before. He had felt like a kid; now, it was time to feel like a man.

He checked his phone and saw so many birthday messages from friends and family members. While he appreciated all the messages, the one thing on his mind was sex and losing his virginity. He decided to reply the messages in the evening when he was done having fun.

He had his bath and prepared for lectures. When he walked out of his room later, two of his friends, Pete and Jake were waiting and they both had goofy grins on their faces.

“Happy birthday!” the two screamed.

They both grabbed Frank and led him out of the building. Outside, a car was waiting and so were two more of his friends, Daley and Mike. They got out of the car and screamed “Happy birthday!” too.

“What are you guys doing here? You know I have to get to class right?” Frank said.

“No, no, no, no,” Daley said. “No class for you today, my friend. Today, you are going to have sex for the first time in your life and you are going to limit the number of masturbations you do daily.”

While the friends laughed loud and hard, Frank looked around to make sure no one heard what Daley had just said. Frank smiled. He really had weird friends. Daley was the son of a very rich man and he could get almost anything he wanted.

“Come on, let’s go,” Daley said. He got into the driver’s seat while Mike sat in the passenger seat.

Pete and Jake bundled Frank into the backseat and they sat on either side of him. Daley drove off.

“Where are we going exactly?”

“You will see,” Mike said.

“And you are going to love it,” Jake said.

After about twenty minutes, they arrived in front of a building which was a bar in the day and a nightclub in the night. The building also provided other pleasure options that only a select few people knew about.

The friends all got in and then all the people inside stopped whatever they were doing to shout, “Happy birthday, Frank!”

Frank was both surprised and moved. He couldn’t believe that his friends could do this for him. People came to meet him and wished him a lovely birthday. The party soon moved into full swing as people drank and danced.

Daley led Frank towards a room. “You are to go in there and have all the fun in the world. You are not to come out until you have achieved pleasure.” Then he pushed Frank inside the room.

As soon as Frank was inside the room, the door was shut. In the room was a bed and on the bed was the sexiest lady Frank had ever seen. She was dressed in a very skimpy bra and panties. She lay on her side while her legs pulled close to her breasts.

Frank could not take his eyes off her sexy buttocks. Beside the lady was a sex doll which was dressed in the same manner as the lady too.

“Happy birthday, handsome,” the lady said breathily. The voice alone made Frank’s dick rise against his pants. “I am yours for today. Come over and enjoy your gift.”

Frank rushed to remove all of his clothes. Soon, he was naked and his dick was painfully erect. He rushed towards the lady and pushed her back. He wanted to tear off her panties and slam himself inside her but he told himself to calm down and make sure that she enjoyed as much as he.

He kissed her and then move his lips down her chest and then her stomach. He continued his way down to her panties and kissed her pussy through the panties. She moaned and he loved the sound.

He helped her take off her bra and as her breasts spilled out, he sucked the nipples in his mouth one after the other. She rubbed her hands all over his hair. After sucking the nipples, he kissed her stomach and this made her shiver. He slowly and gently pulled off her panties.

Her pussy was shaved and he licked the outer lips before pushing his tongue deep inside. He moaned loudly. She came.

“Let me return the favor,” she said.

When Frank lay down, she bent over his laps and took his dick in her mouth. Frank had never received a blowjob in his life and this was mind-blowing. When he was about to cum, he warned her.

She straddled him and pushed his erect dick in her pussy. Frank felt he was in paradise as his dick penetrated her folds. She placed her hands and either sides of his shoulders and began to move back on forth as she rode him. Being his first time, Frank came hard and quickly.

“Wow!” Frank said. “I didn’t know sex was so amazing!”

The lady laughed. “That’s an understatement. You haven’t seen anything yet. I like you and I would love to meet with you again so that we can have more fun.”

Frank was shocked. “What? I came quickly. Aren’t you disappointed?”

“I like how gentle you were. I have never been treated that way before,” she said.

“Wow. Thanks. I would love to meet you again,” Frank said.

They exchanged phone numbers and then she grabbed the sex doll. “Here, keep this and have fun with it until we meet again. Practice whatever you want to do to me with it.” She kissed him and left the room.

Frank lay on the bed and slept off but not before thinking about how this was the best birthday party ever.