7 Things You Need To Know About the Online Sex Toy Industry

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There’s never been a better time to start playing with sex toys. By now, old taboos regarding sexuality and its exploration are almost completely gone. Sex toys are just as common as online dating these days, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of.

 

However, sex toys are nothing new really, it’s just the perception of them that’s changing. Ancient Greeks used what were basically dildo breadsticks (olisbokollikes) to have some naughty fun. At several points in history, vibrators were even used as a cure for hysteria or to relieve muscle pain. 

 

They were one of the first domestic appliances to be electrified. Of course, discretion dictated they be called “personal massagers.” There are plenty of other interesting facts regarding sex toys that we won’t go into here, but you get the idea. Exploring your sexuality with sex toys dates much further back than society dares to admit.

 

As we’ve already said, old taboos are almost completely gone, meaning some of the stigmas still remain. However, as time passes, people seem more and more willing to reject taboos and be more open-minded about the self and the world. 

 

The same goes for the sex toy industry, which has been largely destigmatized. That has led to immense profit for businesses whose goal is to provide the tools necessary for total sexual liberation. Here are seven facts about the online sex toy industry to help you understand it better.

Fact 1 – Everyone Plays in Some Manner

 

Or almost everyone. While sex-related taboos are slowly but surely disappearing, many people still prefer not to talk about their sex toy experiences. Whether it’s due to leftover social stigma or fear of ridicule, it’s hard to say. But the truth is that using sex toys is still not discussed openly enough. (At least not in front of friends and family.)

 

However, regardless of what people claim (or not), the sales numbers don’t lie. Sex toy industry rakes in a whopping $15 billion annually in the US alone. Estimates claim that this market segment will surpass $50 billion by 2020.

 

If the sales figures and projections don’t convince you, this might — 44% of women between the ages of eighteen and sixty have used a sex toy at least once. Most of them were in a relationship at the time, which just goes to show how pervasive sex toys are. Married women are especially likely to introduce toys into their sex life.

 

It’s not just women, though — 42% of men admit to buying a sex toy at one point or another. However, sex toys for men are still somewhat taboo, at least more so than toys for women. That’s why 70% of men say they’d like to be able to buy toys without embarrassment. Whatever society thinks, though, won’t change the fact that the famous Fleshlight sold 400,000 units in 2016. 

 

What all this shows is that more or less everyone plays with sex toys. People enjoy and will keep enjoying sex toys regardless of how much stigma there is.

 

Fact 2 – Do-it-yourself Sex Toys Are a Definite Thing

 

So what happens when people don’t have access to sex toys? They begin to sexualize common household objects, of course. This just shows how strong our urge to explore our own sexuality is.

 

Now, there’s a world of pleasure to be derived from objects found around the house. No one can deny that. Electric toothbrushes, cucumbers, ice cubes, bathtub faucets, belts, and pearl necklaces are only some of the most popular household toys. Don’t forget that there’s plenty of fetishes out there, and different items around the house satisfy various needs.

 

But there’s also no denying that nothing is as safe and valuable as professionally-made sex toys. Non-porous materials such as silicone are far safer and less bacteria-ridden than food or wood. That’s why do-it-yourself sex toys are the real deal, and why you can buy a kit to make your own. Do-it-yourself vibrators are more common than ever, so it might be the right time to brainstorm some cool designs.

 

Fact 3 – Not All Sex Toys Are Made Equal

 

Some go into your vagina, others into your anus. Some you’ll penetrate, and some will penetrate you. But that’s not where the differences between various sex toys end.

 

One of the most important considerations, and quite a serious one at that, is the material the toy is made out of. Indeed, not all sex toys are made equal, and you should know what to avoid.

 

At the top of the list of materials to avoid is jelly. Jelly sex toys contain phthalates in an excessive amount, which is potentially hazardous for your health. Phthalates are chemical compounds that give sex toys (and various other commodities) their flexibility. However, they’re highly toxic and can lead to sterility and even cancer.

 

Jelly is smooth, bendable, and incredibly cheap to make or buy. For the reasons above, however, you must make sure to ask about phthalates before buying.

 

Plastic sex toys are almost as cheap but without the phthalates. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check if there aren’t any, though. 

 

The point of plastic is to be hard, rigid, and easy to clean afterward. All of that makes it a perfect material for vibrators.

 

Next up is silicone, the current sex toy industry standard. Softer than plastic, non-porous (unlike jelly), and highly durable, silicone sex toys are a safe bet. Stick to water-based lubricants to avoid damage to your silicone sex toy, and it might even last a lifetime.

 

Glass and metal are top-notch sex toy materials, perfect for temperature play. They also look far more elegant and stylish than all the others and are completely tasteless and odorless.

 

As you can see, you have plenty of choices when it comes to sex toys. It’s crucial to make an informed decision to avoid phthalates, but other than that, everything goes.

 

Fact 4 – Competition Drives Innovation

 

Where there’s money, there’s also competition, and we’ve already established that the sex toy industry is a booming one. It’s also very fierce competition at that, and one that customers are benefiting the most from.

 

As with any other industry out there, competition breeds innovation. And innovation in the sex toy industry has been marvelous indeed. We’ve come a long way from basic, manually-operated tools to intelligent sex robots. Imagine having a sex toy that has the capacity to listen to your body and deliver just the right kind of pleasure.

 

However, the competition and advances in tech should not discourage you from trying your hand at making sex toys. There’s plenty of room to make a business out of it and prosper. A lot of people are looking for the next best design or a unique sex toy to try out. There are already more than hundreds, if not thousands, of custom dildo designs out there, so why not make one yourself?

 

What awaits us in the future of this industry? We already have the kinds of sex toys that were unimaginable only decades ago. Who knows, you might be the brain behind the next Fleshlight!

 

Fact 5 – Sex Toy Shops Are Embracing Uniqueness

 

With almost all stigma gone, there’s nothing stopping sex toy businesses from becoming reputable brands with loyal customer bases. Sex toy shops are embracing that which makes them stand out and relying on their uniqueness.

 

That means that sex toy shops are on equal footing with other businesses, regardless of what they do. Just like any other business, sex toy shops can now take up a unique identity of their own and use it to gain traction among customers.

 

For example, take a look at Bad Dragon — it’s all about incredible, unique designs and textures that add an artistic touch to your sex toy adventure. Its toys even have cum holes! As for ElectraStim, it’s all in the name. This company’s products focus on electro-stimulation to give you the ride of your life.

 

Medical Toys makes “playing doctor” an adult-only activity. Kitten Cream features butt plugs with furry tails — you even get ears for increased roleplay value. As for the Twisted Monk… well, we hope you’re into bondage.

 

Each and every one of these sex toy stores has taken on an identity that attracts specific customers. That’s just an example of all that’s going on in the sex toy industry —  there’s plenty more to come.

 

Fact 6 – Successful Online Sex Toy Shops Are Titans of the Industry

 

Sex toy stores have been dominating the market for a long time, that is until the advent of the internet. Unfortunately for them, they can’t hold a candle to successful online sex toy shops. Online sex toy shops have the ability to reach audiences like never before, and far more discreetly.

 

If you’re new to the sex toy scene and are wondering who those titans are, you need not look further. Here are some of the biggest players in the sex toy industry with an online presence:

 

  • SheVibe
  • The Pleasure Chest
  • Good Vibrations
  • Smitten Kitten
  • Babeland
  • LoveHoney
  • Lelo
  • Lovense
  • Amazon
  • Geeky Sex Toys
  • Etsy.

 

Even if you’re not a user of sex toys, you probably know of Amazon or Etsy at least. It just shows how profitable the sex toy market is when giants such as Amazon have taken notice.

 

The rest of the online sex toy shops on the list are all worth exploring. Each of them has some unique and interesting products to browse. 

 

Fact 7 – The Sex Toy Industry Shows No Signs of Slowing Down

 

As we’ve previously mentioned, the online business format has done wonders for the sex toy industry. There have never been more websites that serve every sexual fetish and every niche desire people might have. Sexual exploration and experimentation have never been easier and more readily available. Don’t expect this train to slow down any time soon.

 

What’s even better is that the sex toy industry has an interesting ability to outlive harsh economic conditions. No matter how hard life is at any given moment, people find ways to have some naughty sex. And now, there will always be companies that are willing to provide the tools that make it so naughty.

 

Conclusion

 

The sex toy industry has gone through an incredible boom, and it has no intention of slowing down. What’s even more impressive, besides the enormous effect it’s had on the economy, is the sexual revolution that this industry enables. Now more than ever, sex toys are paving the way to greater personal sexual liberation and awareness.

 

And that’s exactly what we need as a society. We need individuals who are not ashamed of who they are or what their sexual preferences entail. Explore your literal and metaphorical depths without fear or shame or doubt. We’re all human and we’re naturally very, very, curious.

A Taste Of Vergil’s Very Bad Dragon

Sexual fantasy of a bad dragon

Look, I don’t get the whole eggplant thing. When people started sending me eggplants with a question mark on Grindr, I was the boy that responded with – “Nah, no salads for me thanks”. I just didn’t get it, and to be honest – I still don’t. So when I was approached to review a Bad Dragon sex toy called the Vergil, which very much looked like an eggplant, I had mixed feelings.

I was absolutely excited to get the chance to experience a Bad Dragon toy as I’d heard a lot about their company. In fact, I’d been on their website to look longingly at their products which I’d heard nothing but good things about. Yet, the fact that it reminded me of an eggplant…  still confused me. I pride myself on my open mindedness though, and remembering all the things I’d heard about Bad Dragon from my fellow co-workers and from my fellow fantasy freak friends who I play Dungeons and Dragons with, I was intrigued.

Bad Dragon’s Fantasy Dildos

Bad Dragon is a sex toy company that makes awesome looking dildos and sex toys that are absolutely out of this world. There’s nothing like them. A quick research on their products states that every single Bad Dragon sex toy is handmade from platinum cured silicone – the highest quality grade of silicone that you can get.

If you’re a fan of dragons, all things fantasy related and you have a desire to have your ass munched on by a dragon’s tongue – like my co-worker – then Bad Dragon toys will happily lick your ass till kingdom come. I was also kind of hoping for the prestige of having the ability for when someone sent me an eggplant on Grindr, that I’d be able to turn around and send them a photo of mine and say ‘Thanks, but I already have one’. All this had crossed my mind before the product even arrived. So in my head I had built up this amazing fantasy of my new toy and I was eager to wrap my legs around it.

Experimenting With Bad Dragon’s Vergil

Unfortunately, like all good packages, it arrived whilst I was at work – so I was stuck imagining me using it for the rest of the day. Undeterred however, I tore off the clear bag that it came in and was lovingly holding it throughout the day. It was squishy. I loved the feeling that it held between my hands and with each gentle squeeze I’d stare longingly at it – absolutely intrigued. I’ve got to say – I’ve held a lot of dicks and dildos in my lifetime, but I hadn’t felt anything like this.

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Image: Bad Dragon Vergil

Being told it was a body safe silicone blew me away. I’d felt silicone toys and whilst they were awesome, they were often firm and squishy. My Bad Dragon was a squishy silicone. Initially, I’d been a bit deterred by the size, but given how much flex and squishiness was in this toy – I felt pretty confident that I’d be able to fit it.

Bad Dragon is known for their fantasy sex toys but they are also known for hole stretching. They also offer three different levels of firmness from soft, medium to firm. The soft, from the three density testers that they gave me – felt absolutely amazing. The firm disc was a little hard but it was still softer than what I was generally accustomed to when it came to other silicone toys. And like goldilocks in the bear’s house, the medium density was just the perfect amount of squish with a shape holding ability.

It was cute. I’ll admit it. The detail was simply amazing and it didn’t seem like a run of the mill kind of dildo that you’d get at your local dick store. There was something different about it. Unique. I know that the sex toy is handmade – but this whole unique idea made it that much more intimate. It’s kind of like how every guy has a dick, but each dick (might be very very similar) but they each have their own look and personality. Maybe I liked it because it reminded me of this analogy. Right. Down to business.

I stripped off. Lubed up and spread. One of the issues that I have with silicone sex toys is that when you go to lube them up, some of them can be quite grabby and have a little resistance. I’m not quite sure why – but I didn’t experience this issue with the Bad Dragon. Maybe it’s the type of silicone that they use, maybe my other ‘silicone’ toys just aren’t proper silicone – I’m not sure. What I am sure is that there was very little drag for this toy.

I was right to be worried about the size though it did take some working to get in, however once it was in the silicone did a wonderful job of remaining comfortable. There was enough firmness to keep it in, but not overly so that it was tearing me to pieces. This eggplant is quite filling – even though I received mine in one of the smaller sizes – getting over that hump in the middle was a challenge and I’m certainly grateful for the give in the silicone that the Vergil has.

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There’s a delightful little pointed tip on the end of this one, which I learned was to stimulate the prostate (or G-spot). Whilst it wasn’t angled perfectly for me, I did notice it clawing its way across the walls which added a little extra to this dildo than something that was purely straight. Sure, it might not have been just right for my body, but it’ll be sure to hit some people’s spots just right.

When I’m doing anal play – I always make sure that I’m clean and body ready – the small hole in the tip (reminiscent of the urethra of a dick) looks great, it adds that sensual touch that you might need – but I can see that you will need to pay special attention here when cleaning. You can definitely tell that Bad Dragon go that touch extra to ensure that their dildos are absolutely perfect.

Whilst I might not be completely converted to the idea of eggplants, I do like my eggplant dildo having used and enjoyed it several times whilst writing this review. I love the fact that I don’t necessarily need to ensure that he’s hidden every time someone comes into my room and it now sits proudly on my shelf as one of my first reach to toys when I need some filling. Thanks Bad Dragon!

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.Ed

The Easiest Way To Train Your Octopus

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All of our sexual play is born from fantasy, these fantasies can vary greatly from person to person. Each taking their imagination to one’s own pleasure limits. When it comes to toys the market is full of companies competing for bigger grander toys and of course the shock factor. What these companies share in common is their products resemblance to an anatomical human penis. But for some, the fantasy goes beyond the size. They dream beyond the natural world, they escape to a place of wonder. A place only found only found in the pages of your favourite Science Fiction novel or James Cameron Film.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lubes

If I am going to tell you about my first experience into the “Fantastical” realm of Bad Dragon toys I’m going to have to start with their lubes! Along with my selected toy, I got both of Bad Dragon’s “Cum lube” in Clear and… Cum. Cum Lube? I bet your questioning? No need to question, this product is EXACTLY as it sounds. The contents of these bottles (I had to try both) were the stickiest, stringiest substances I’ve ever used in the bedroom. It was like mashing up marshmallows between your fingers until its creamy and stringy, only these lubes led to much more fun activities. I strongly recommend using this lube in easy to clean areas, it’s messy! Don’t get me wrong, this was not a bad thing. The way this lube feels the consistency is like magic. Virtually these two lubes are the same. These lubes are safe to use with sex toys as they are water-based and is meant to resemble Cum. As I said earlier, one is clear the other is a cloudy white, much like cum. I did personally enjoy the Cum one better. For no other reason then you could visually see it better. Trust that the interactions you have with this lube are entertaining in themselves. You will not be disappointed with this lube, Bad Dragon tugged out a winner with this stuff.

Personal Lubricant by Bad Dragon
Image: Cum Lube In Clear And Cum Lube

Ika The Tentacle Dildo

Now that I have told you little about the lube from Bad Dragon, now comes time to delve into my foray into the fantasy pleasure zone. When choosing a toy from Bad Dragon the options…the options…the options. For every Style design, and believe you me, they have designs to blow your mind. Each toy comes in a plethora of colours and swirls combinations for you to choose from. On top of colour choice, Bad Dragon toys come in variable firmness options depending on your preference. They offer a size range as well, Bad Dragon has all the bases covered here!

Ika The Tentacle Dildo
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I ended up taking IKA (a Tentacle arm like dildo) home with me in the small size and in a soft firmness. I was new to this realm and wanted my introduction to be as comfortable as possible. I myself as open as I think of myself was more than a little apprehensive about using a dildo shaped like a tentacle. I just hadn’t considered it I guess… perhaps because for so long quality products in this genre didn’t exist, so I never looked. I certainly wasn’t going to find a tentacle to have sex with in the real world so I didn’t see a need to find one I could use alone. Very glad Bad Dragon has shown me why I would want to find a toy like this. To say this toy is unique beyond anything I’ve used before is too obvious of a statement, I mean… its a TENTACLE! The textures, the ridges from the suction cup design along the tentacle arm are tantalising! The design is so good that all the textures don’t get in the way of an easy entry with this toy. I am still blown away at how fun this toy was to use. I will say, and I’m surprising myself again when I say this, I do wish I had gone with a slightly larger size toy with a Medium firmness. I think this would have added to my pleasure experience in just the right ways. I might even have to go back and get another, Both the TAKO and the ELDEN have caught my eye… and I’m pretty eager to see what else Bad Dragon has in store!

Foaming Toy Cleaner

The last but certainly not least part of my Fantasy adventure with Bad Dragon is their Foaming Toy Cleaner. Bad Dragons toy cleaner might be made from Dragons Tears? When they say a little goes a long way, they weren’t kidding. When I am playing with toys anally I personally like to use a little bit of an anal comfort serum initially. With doing this I do notice it leave a film on toys that can be a little harder to remove. Nothing a little extra rubbing doesn’t fix. But with Bad Dragons Foaming Toy Cleaner, one small pump a rub down of the toy and it was like the film from the serum never existed. Impressed, to say the least.

Toy Cleaner by Bad Dragom
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Bad Dragon has certainly made a believer out of me. Like all other science fiction fanatics, I am very excited for what else I can get my hands on from their amazing creators.

Author: Patrick Kriz- BA, Psych (HON)- Human SexualitySave

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A Personal Lubricant That’s Cumming For You

Dragon Cumming For You

As I got older I realised that my black-and-white view of the world wasn’t quite realistic. Sometimes things aren’t black or white, but blurred somewhere in between. It would be more pragmatic to say that the world is in 50 Shades Of Grey, but I won’t go there. Not in this review.

What I do believe is black-and-white though, are people who love cum and people who don’t. No one just, “kind-of maybe sort of sometimes likes cum, a little bit”. You either love it or you don’t.

I love it. It’s like saying the party’s over, but we’re gonna keep on partying. And who doesn’t love a good after party? Probably people who go to bed at midnight. But I won’t get into that. Not in this review.

When I first tried Dragon Cum Lube, my co-worker Stephen came to visit me at work and had me place the product in the palm of my hand. It was incredibly realistic. It was sticky, it looked like cum, it had the exact consistency of cum, and it even smelled like cum. It was kind of beautiful. The attention to detail was extraordinary.

Lube Made To Look Like Realistic Sperm
Photo: Bad Dragon Cum Lube Bottle

You would honestly not be able to tell the difference between this and cum. Perhaps if you smell it for a really long time, you’ll pick up a hint of floral which may make you suspect it’s not cum. But no one’s going to do that, for fear of being branded that weirdo who goes around smelling people’s cum. And I won’t get into that. Not in this review.

Stock Lube On Hand
Photo: Bad Dragon Cum Lube On Hand

Next I tried the Bad Dragon Clear Cum Lube. Once again, the consistency, attention to detail and general feel was amazing. After all, it’s made to feel like cum. However, it lost points for me personally, on a visual aspect. It’s clear so it looks like saliva, and your brain would think it’s cum if your eyes were closed, but if you see it, it looks like spit. This can be hot and I don’t deny that, but I’m here for the cum and not saliva.

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Both the Bad Dragon Cum Lubes are water-based which is great, and means they can be used with silicone or rubber toys and not deteriorate the toy or feel gritty.

Off the top of my head, some great situations to use these lubes in would be alone, especially if you’re going through a tough break up and you don’t want to meet people but you still want to experience cum. Or as part of safe sex play with condoms but still want to experience cum. Or as part of a porn where they’re shooting a bareback scene with one guy or girl who receives multiple loads from multiple participants to maintain the magic of cinema and make it look realistic. I could probably get further into that  – but not in this review.

Last but not least, I had the opportunity to try the Bad Dragon Foaming Antibacterial Toy Cleaner. It was literally a godsend. Well, not literally, but I happen to be anal retentive – pun intended – about hygiene. So to have a cleaner that’s anti-microbial and disinfectant was great. The best part about it was that it has a gentle foaming cleansing effect so it doesn’t feel as intrusive as some other cleaners, and it doesn’t feel like the toy soaks in the cleaner.

Product For Cleaning Sex Toys By Bad Dragon
Photo: Bad Dragon Toy Cleaner

If it sounds weird to you that I feel like my toy has soaked in a cleaner before, it’s probably because you’re not anal retentive. Also cleaners with strong or harsh odours can leave an imprint on toys which is why Bad Dragon’s toy cleaner being odourless is perfect.

Overall, I highly recommend the Bad Dragon Cum Lube. I kind-of maybe sometimes sort of like the Clear Bad Dragon Cum Lube, a little bit, and the Toy Cleaner trumps all other cleaners that I’ve tried before. If you’re looking for a realistic cum substitute, it doesn’t get any closer than Bad Dragons Cum Lube. If you’re not a cum lover you can probably use the Clear Bad Dragon Cum Lube as lubricant and the sensation it provides is fairly similar to luxurious saliva. The cleaner is a must-have for anyone who has a toy. For the people who think that they can get away with just using soapy water on their toys, I don’t want to judge you but… I’m not going to get into that. Not in this review.

You should definitely check out a complete guide on personal lubricant to find out more information.

Author: Isaac is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle CentresSave

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A Very Bad Dragon’s Oral Serving

Bad Dragon's Oral Dildo

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m a nerd and that I love dick. So it’s no surprise that I’ve had my eyes on Bad Dragon Sex Toys for a very long time. They’re a company that, from when I first noticed them several years ago, have always seemed to be spoken highly of, had a reputation among my circle of friends and when longingly looking at the products that they stocked would both inspire an awe dropping look combined with profound arousal. For whatever reason though, I kept putting it off and didn’t take the plunge – but when I was asked if I wanted to do a review on a Bad Dragon product, well the speed of which my hand shot upwards would have put The Flash to shame. So what is it about Bad Dragon?

They’re a company that has a solid base in the fantasy community. And this is a community that can amass a cult like following on a lot of things out there. From the BD website, you can read that they were founded in the late 00’s for a love of all things fantasy and through the understanding that there just wasn’t a lot of fantasy themed adult toys out there and that’s true to this day. When you’re looking at dildos and sex toys whilst there’s an overabundance of choice in sex toys that mimic the look of human genitalia, when it comes to something that looks a little less human or something that stands out from the crowd – there’s a lot less choice.

There was a niche that wasn’t being filled and Bad Dragon was determined to fly in to the rescue. Unlike a lot of other companies out there, Bad Dragon not only offers something that sits outside of the box, but they also offer an extensive level of customisation. So when I was offered the chance to select one I honestly did not know where to start. Not only did they all look amazing, but then they had the options of size, colour, and then firmness!  I absolutely love this attention to detail. It’s not so much of a ‘pick a cock that looks like every other cock from the wall and take it home’ kind of moment. But from start to finish, it’s like you have a direct hand in the creation of this sex toy, and this is something that very much reminds me of the cognitive thought processes of the ‘Ikea Effect’ – whereby individuals place a high value on things that they have partially created. It’s an amazing marketing POV and it fits right in this niche market they’re filling. Sure, the base design is something you pick – but from that moment of selecting the base design, you can take your dildo to the edges of your imagination and beyond as you customise it to your own tastes. It’s a shit load of fun. Stressful as you try and get the perfect design, but immensely fun.

Fantasy Sex Toy Tongue By Bad Dragon
Sex Toy: Winston’s Tongue

After going through endlessly on their website I ended up selecting the Winston’s Tongue. It appealed to me with its smoothness, the detailing of the jaw, the curvature and the super-hot idea of a dragon tongue on my ass. My complete order was the tongue in Small, Medium Firmness and in blue signature. I wasn’t overly sure about the firmness, and this is one of the things about ordering a sex toy from an online website – you’re just not always sure what to expect. So I just rolled with it.

Fast forward a week or so later and the box arrived. I was stunned with what was inside. Not only had I been sent the dildo, but I’d also been sent some Dragon Cum Lube in White, Sex Toy Cleaner and a Key Ring. Talk about going the extra leg and really going all out and I was pleasantly surprised.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube

Now, before we get to the dildo, I want to talk about the Cum Lube. Because it’s just amazing and it certainly deserves a mention. Whilst I wasn’t expecting it – this is one super fun lubricant and right off the bat, I’ll admit its shot up to the top of my favourite personal lubricants. It’s hot, it’s sexy, it’s messy as all hell but it’s just so fitting.  I was in the shower when I first tried it and the sex toy and I had streaks of it going left, right and just all over the place. It’s exactly what you’d expect if Spiderman ejaculated into your hand a “sticky” wet mess and what amazes me most, is that its water based. I’ve hated water based lubricants and the only reason that I ever use it is for sex toys. I hate the smell, the tackiness and it’s just shit. This however, is durable and by the photos it seems sticky and in a way it is, but it’s not tacky. It’s slick, and stretchy and sinuous and I can’t say that I’ve ever had as much fun playing with lubricant as I did when I got my hands on this. A wet lubricant, slick and fun. If you’re considering getting a Bad Dragon dildo because you think the fantasy element is hot, then you’re going to need this Dragon Cum Lube too, because the two go together like butter on hot toast.

Fantasy Sex Toy By Bad Dragon
Sex Toy: Winston’s Tongue With Lube

What I Love About My Winston’s Tongue

Now… the tongue. I chose the tongue because it wasn’t a cock, and I was really looking for something different. This is pitched as an oral expert and a cunning linguist, and it was certainly something that I was intrigued by. I loved the look of it, the colour I chose looked amazing, and unlike a lot of the other variants – this one was smooth. I went smooth because I admit, I wasn’t sure just how the silicone was going to be, and the ribbing on the underside of the tongue looked like it was going to be fun. I have a few silicone sex toys and whilst some are super soft and squishy, others are hurtfully hard with prolonged use. When I got this in my hands, I was surprised at the flexibility of the sex toy, the softness and the way it felt. Don’t get me wrong, this tongue wasn’t a marshmallow but nor was it a solid rock and it felt good. I just love the detailing on it, despite the simplicity of it. The top of the tongue has a muscle like groove in the middle which extends towards the tip before petering out. Running your fingers along this, leaving a trail of lubricant behind and you can almost imagine that you’re stroking a tongue of some creature – it’s so cool. Even more so that when you reach the top of the tongue, that it just moves with you. On the other side, the back of the tongue has ribbing on either side of the ‘muscle’. Subtle enough to not be over the top, but not so subtle so as not to be felt. While the shaft is fairly standard, it’s the ‘housing’ of the shaft which really sets this apart in my world, for it’s a tongue, coming out of a dragons mouth. From the flared nostrils of the dragon, to the teeth on either side of the tongue – did I mention that this was hot?

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The tongue is, in my opinion, perfectly shaped and curved. The faded blue to dark blue that I ordered simply doing its part in = making the sex toy look stunning. The tip on the tongue is quite thin, and very, very flexible. They’re dead right in the sense that this has been built with oral pleasures in mind. During one session I lubed up this tongue with the Cum Lube, put the tip against my body and let it ‘lick’ my thighs and worked it slowly up. Between the flexibility of the tongue, and the lubricant not only was it leaving a delightful strand of realistic looking cum that just sits against your skin – but it felt amazing. The way that the tip of the tongue is grooved like a muscle and the way it just ‘responds’ to a little pressure – well, this is fast becoming one of my most used and favourite sex toys.

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.EdSave

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