Review: UltraZone Tease

UltraZone Tease Vibrator

If you’re looking for an easy to use rabbit vibrator that has all the main features you would want from a vibrator but without the hefty price tag, then the Tease by UltraZone might just be the rabbit vibrator you’re looking for.  The UltraZone Tease is an adorable, cute and manageable rabbit that is perfect for beginners or anyone looking to add an essential basic to their sex toy collection.

My first impression of the UltraZone Tease 6X vibe was “How didn’t I notice this beauty earlier?”. It’s small in size, but still able to pleasure you with its roughly 5 inches in length that can be inserted  and a girth of 1.3 inches. The curve of the internal rabbit is perfect for G-Spot stimulation, while the smaller clitoral arm is flexible at the base and wider than some external vibes at the tip, making it perfect for clitoral stimulation on just about anyone who uses it. For G-Spot stimulation, some might prefer a lengthier toy if their G-Spot is a little deeper. One thing I noticed about the shaft is that it’s not flexible at all, this can be a positive for G-Spot stimulation but i can see why some would prefer a vibrating shaft that has little give. In most cases though, the flexible clitoral tickler more than makes up for the lack of movement in the shaft.

The UltraZone Tease is made from a high quality silicone, making it completely hygienic, 100% body safe and easy to clean. Simply wash it over with antibacterial soap and water or your favourite sex toy cleaner. The material feels amazing and glides really well and even better with high quality water-based lubricant. The tease is completely waterproof, which means that cleaning is a stress free and simple experience and you can take this toy anywhere. Run yourself a nice warm bath and have some fun with the tease or even let it venture into the shower next time you are in need of some company when you are cleaning yourself.


UltraZone Tease Vibrator
Sex Toy: UltraZone Tease


In the UltraZone Tease box you don’t get too much but what you would expect it to have included is in their including a nice silky discreet travel bag and the USB charger cable. Oh! Yes the tease is rechargeable as well, so no need to be bound by wall plugs anymore. As far as the vibrations go, the tease’s power could definitely do with a little bit more power. Overall its vibrations will for most be satisfactory but if you’re looking for a toy that will knock your clit off then unfortunately the Tease will only be a tease and nothing more but with that being said, I’m still fairly pleased with this toy and how appropriate it is for beginners.

The best part about the UltraZone Tease sex toy by far an easy-to-use control system. A wheel towards the base of Tease is used to click between modes and to increase and decrease the power of the vibrations. Simply press and hold the wheel for three seconds to turn the vibrations on and off, click the wheel to move between vibration modes, and scroll the wheel down and up to make vibrations stronger or lighter. This reminds a lot of the body wands power control system with the rotating wheel and I love it. It’s so easy to get the power right to where you want it too and changing the modes is simple swell. The vibration modes include various combinations of pulses, steady vibrations, and waves. While the strongest vibration packs a mid-level punch, it is still surprising to see that at every vibe level the Tease is super quiet, which is fantastic.

And lastly is that the UltraZone Tease boast a 2 year complete warranty, so you can be rest assured when buying this toy that it’s good quality and if there does happen to be an issue then you know you are covered for 2 years.

So overall, I really do find the UltraZone Tease 6X vibrator an amazing toy, and though I highly recommend it to a beginner, that doesn’t mean that this toy is exclusive for just them. Anyone looking to add a basic rabbit to their collection might eye this toy up, though power queens should search elsewhere. If you like easy-to-use, functional, waterproof, rechargeable and fun vibrators, definitely get yourself a UltraZone Tease from Adult Smart or at an Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre!



What Does The G-Vibe 2 Even Do?

G-Vibe Reviewed

What Does It Even Do?

My initial thoughts when clasping my eyes on the Funtoys G-Vibe 2 for the first  time was “What the hell is it? Where on earth does it go? and What does it even do?”. So I absolutely had to review it. Spoiler alert, the answer to all those questions is, the world is your oyster. It does as much as your imagination permits. Oh and Funtoys G-Vibe 2 has my favourite instruction booklet of all time, no words at all, just ‘how to use it’ pictures just in case you don’t have an imagination.
Funtoys G-Vibe 2 is a split dildo, something I had never heard of before. It is just like a normal vibrator its 9.5 inches long but split down the middle at the top to create 2 arms. Each of the arms are 3 1/2″ in length and can be inserted about 3 inches.  The over all size is quite large if you’re looking for something to travel with, but is very reasonable no matter your experience level as far as penetration goes.  The handle is very like a Lelo, Fun Factory, plastic and ergonomic, with a finger ring. It comes in pink, purple and black.
Funtoys G-Vibe 2 packaging is beautiful , even if it’s not very discreet for storage. Its a sturdy tube box with a design on the front that was apparently drawn by a famous erotic artist. I would love  a bigger version on my bedroom wall. its a keeper, There is a draw string bag too and the USB magnetic charger (no wall plug though unfortunately)  When you open up the box the vibe sits in a foam-like cutout .  The erotic illustrations really give an extra quality that makes this toy  extra special.
G-Vibe 4 Couples Sex toy
Sex Toy: Funtoys G-Vibe 4
Funtoys G-Vibe 2 feels lovely, silky and velvety smooth. It wouldn’t attract dust and would just require a spray of sex toy cleaner. I have to say with its ears, it does look a bit intimidating, but the ears are very pliable and easily flex together for insertion. You can really see by the picture, just how easily flexible this sex toy is. Don’t worry when they open once inside, they are not going to snap open like a jack in the box. If anything I would probably prefer they were a little less pliable so they exerted more pressure on your g-spot and a- spot. However, Funtoys G-Vibe 2 has the flexibility of the ears that make this sex toy so incredibly versatile.

G-Vibe 2 Is Genius

The Funtoys G-Vibe 2 has….wait for it ..3 motors! One in each ear and one at the base. Most sex toys only have 2 motors at most. There are 6 vibration patterns, all easily controlled with 3 buttons on the handle. It has an ‘on’ button, which is pressed again for different vibration patterns, a ‘+’ button for intensity, and a “-” to reduce power and hold to turn off. So simple, no PHDs required here.  The vibration patterns are really well thought out and there really is one for everyone. The vibrations definitely packs a punch on high. There is depth to it although it isn’t as rumbly as some of Lelo and Fun Factory vibrators.  Now as I said, this sex toy is really only limited by your imagination, the instruction booklet has absolutely no words in it, just pictures of what you can do with it. All though I am not sure the nipple one will suit everybody with the tips of the ears only being about 4 inches apart. Other than that,  the Funtoys G-Vibe 2 is genius.

Amazing Couples Sex Toy

I have no idea why the Funtoys G-Vibe 2 are marketed so obviously towards women as it is an amazing couples sex toy. It can be used anally too as a prostate massager or if you prop it under the chin while giving a blow job for extra sensations.  It is a great sex toy for couples or solo use. It is very easy to use with a good quality water based lubricant. Lots of people whinged that the original G- vibe was a brilliant idea, but fell short on power and water resistance. Well, there should be no complaints now. The company have really listened and put in a whole extra motor and made it 100% Waterproof!
So don’t be intimidated by the Funtoys G-Vibe 2, just go and introduce yourselves.


Review: Minna Limon

Minna Limon Squeezable Vibrator





Trim Before You Clone-A-Pussy!

Clone-A-Pussy Mould

Have you ever seen a penis or vagina that was just perfect and you said to yourself, “Damn! if only I could have this penis/vagina forever without the attachment” or maybe you’re in an amazing relationship with someone and you just want a special part of them wherever you are… home, on holidays, at work perhaps? Well what if I told you could have just that, what if you could just make a mould of that perfect penis or those luscious lips……’d be thinking I’m crazy and you might be right but its more than possible thanks to “clone-a-willy” and “clone-a-pussy”. These penis or vagina moulding kits makes it possible to create and exact replica sex toy of your partner’s plaything.

My initial thoughts was that this would be very simple and easy and a fantastic opportunity to explore your partners intimate area, while it’s not technically difficult its very much an un-sexy process and the end result isn’t as refined as some dongs and synthetic vaginas that I’ve experienced. Don’t get me wrong it’s a brilliant novelty, and absolutely wonderful if you want to create a long term mould of your partners privates.

Included in these moulding kits is “nearly” everything you would need to make your creation. Moulding powder, moulding container, stirring stick, thermometer (clone-a-willy only), a plastic vibrator (clone-a-willy only), clear and skinned coloured silicone is all here but to make your clone, you’ll also need a Sharpie or pen, a pair of scissors, some mixing bowls, a disposable mixing bowl, a measuring cup, water, cardboard, a timer or stopwatch, and of course, you’re genital donor.

Even though the process is very similar between clone-a-willy and pussy there still are a few differences, for example the instructions and method for the clone-a-pussy is simpler, unlike the clone-a-willy, it doesn’t require you to be quite as meticulous about measurements and timing and the temperature isn’t as vigilant. Also the clone-a-pussy isn’t really a sex toy at all, but its a good outside replica, still great for the curious or sentimental  sex ornament collectors.

The instructions on both say hair shouldn’t matter, unless it’s long, in which case you should trim beforehand.

Clone-A-Pussy Edible Chocolate
Sex Toy: Clone-A-Pussy Edible

Once you follow all the instructions and have mixed everything together, you are now ready for the “fun” part. The moulding containers will overflow when you stick the genitals in, and it will spill everywhere. The spillage isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it is inevitable though.  The worst part of the part o the whole experience is when it is setting, and it’s even worse for females using the clone-a-pussy. It can feel really odd as it sets; so many users could feel it tighten in the vaginal opening and penis shaft. The runny goo will go all over your hands, which is gross and if you’re using your phone as a timer then you will unfortunately get the mixture on your phone as well (I recommend using an egg timer). Takes about 2-4 minutes until it’s gelled to hold the shape which is very reasonable seeing as the experience isn’t the most pleasant. Another downside is that you have to hold it tight against your body; it’s uncomfortable and can be very tiring and if you have weak hands then its sure cause hand cramps, so keep that in mind.

Now that you have the mould is complete you will have to be super patient and let the vagina mould sit for at least 4 hours but you can leave it longer if you want. Once the mould has set you then can move onto the silicone mixing stage (I recommend using an old Chinese container to do the mixing), after thoroughly mixing the solution you can pour it into the mould. It takes about 24 hours usually.

The result! After all the negatives I stated with the experience being a total pain, it doesn’t take away the fact that these products do exactly what they are supposed to, the clone your genitals with extreme detail. Veins, lips, indents and wrinkles pop out and makes it look super realistic. The is a little firm and not as squishy as some already made dongs and synthetic pussies.

The silicone mix that you use to make the penis/vagina is non-phalate, non-porous and completely body safe which is amazing. Because it is a silicone mixture the only lube you can use with the clone-a-willy is water-based.

Pros: The results are very accurate and realistic, it’s fantastic novelty and it’s unique

Cons: Not really a fun experience, not sexy at all, it also can take multiple tries to get it right, and silicone is a little bit too hard.

The Clone-a-Willy/Pussy kit is really well presented, and everything included is brilliant. The directions are worded well and are very helpful, and you can make a perfect mould when done correctly. I’d definitely recommend getting an extra mould or two so that you can learn without the pressure before making a final product. If you’re looking for an amazing realistic ‘johnson’ or to use as a toy then I would be looking into a pre made realistic but  you want an amazing novelty and something “fun” to do with your partner then this is highly recommended.

P.S I had Customer buy three Clone-a-willy’s  off me once, and her reason for buying three was because she was with three guys at the same time and she wanted to visually compare all of their cocks so she moulded all of them to find out and make a decision of that. So the reasons to buy a clone-a-willy is limited by only ones imagination it seems

About the Author: Bronson is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres


Why Read Erotic Fiction?

Erotic Fiction

Even though I tend to refuse instructions when I buy new IKEA furniture, I do like a good read and some of the short stories in the category of Erotic Fiction are my absolute favourite. Yes, I said it. I’m not ashamed I read Erotic Fiction. I don’t even bother to hide it from my family anymore. There is nothing missing or lacking in any of my relationships that forces me to read it. Why Read Erotic Fiction? To simply enjoy it for what it is.

I personally like Erotic Fiction that promise to deliver highly sexually intense situations and play along with relatable or believable sex plots which normally have a good outcome. Also something that is 20 pages or less is happily preferred to cater my attention span. I often lean more towards funny or realistic couple erotica. Stories in which characters just mattress dance the entire book don’t do it for me. I won’t lie and say that I don’t want any sexual descriptions. I love to read about the bed play, the shower scenes, the car scenes, the….well, you get the point. I like lots of description, and the more descriptive the better. But I also need humor and an emotional connection.

I will admit BDSM Erotic Fiction is not something that turns me on but this is not to say that I don’t feel they aren’t worth reading. The wonderful thing about Erotic Fiction is there is a story out there for everyone. You just have to find your interest. I think one of the best things about Erotic Fiction is that anything can happen. Unlike pornography with erotica they can make magic sex happen in the oddest of places or sexual positions or have one to many unrealistic orgasms. They can describe an orgasm in so much detail, each and every touch the lovers make, every time their bodies react and how they feel mentally that you can never grasp with any type of DVD.

Now the real question is, why read books when you can just watch a movie? It does seem that movies are heavily more popular and mainstream then books nowadays and it much easier to sit down for an hour or two watching a porno then it is to get invested in a book that might take you a few days to get through, but that doesn’t mean movies are better, just more convenient.


Erotic Fiction
Book Cover: Sex Literature


In books it”s much easier to see what is going through certain characters heads.  This actually makes the characters actions and motivations make more sense when they play out.  Instead of just having a person strip naked and deciding to ravage the postman for some reason, we can sometimes hear their thoughts and the character can explain and justify their logic. Plots also make more sense in book form because the point of the book is to tell a story, not to visually amaze. This is one of of the biggest reasons why books are easier to be emotionally invested in. It doesn’t feel like I’m just reading something to get off on but rather something I can just sit down an enjoy the plot for what it is regardless of being erotic or not.

Another advantage with Erotic Fiction is that when you have a black out or out camping etc you will still have something accessible……a book. All you need is a light source if it’s dark and you can read a book practically anywhere. The great thing about reading an erotic novel is that the characters are as beautiful as you want and most of the plots seem more believable, because in your head you picture how you would think it would happen in real life, which is much more immersive then being bombarded with awkward dialogue and countless actors with no acting skill at all.  As long as the writing is descriptive and well done then your head will do the rest of the work.

Don’t get me wrong I love watching porn but I like reading my short stories as well. My short stories are not just to turn me or give me new ideas, it’s just the enjoyment of good characters and story-lines mixed with how my head pictures it all makes it incomparable.


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