Screeny Weeny creates handcrafted silicone prosthetics for gender expression and daily confidence. Pieces are molded from real bodies, with sizes and colours that look natural in close light. The signature Push&Piss function supports controlled urination simulation, and low-profile accessories help with discreet wear at home or in public.
About Screeny Weeny
Screeny Weeny sits under CleanU in Germany and focuses on lifelike fake penises and privacy accessories. Models arrive in cut and uncut variants, typically in 5.0 and 6.0 inch formats, with colourways that aim to blend with a range of skin tones. If you prefer a harness-mounted approach for partnered sessions, compare formats in Strap On Sex Toys.
What Makes Screeny Weeny Stand Out
Realistic molding and practical control define the line. Bodies are cast to replicate skin detail, while one-hand Push&Piss helps direct flow once placement is sealed. Adjustable straps and compact storage options support daily carry. For users who want rigid, fixed-angle hardware instead of a soft prosthetic, skim shapes in Harness Dildos.
Materials and care remain straightforward. These are silicone prosthetics; use mild soap and warm water on the exterior, rinse well, and dry fully before storage. Keep coloured finishes away from harsh solvents. A dedicated bag reduces lint pickup and keeps components together, which is especially helpful when travelling or switching outfits during an event.
Colour and presentation matter. The range lists shades such as Nordic White, Latino Brown, and Black; choose the closest match to the skin around the mounting area rather than the forearm or face. Lighting shifts tone, so check near a window and under bathroom lighting before committing. When in doubt, pick the slightly darker option for photos.
Sizing and feel should be practical. The 5.0 suits compact profiles under tight clothing; the 6.0 gives presence without excess weight. Cut versus uncut is an aesthetic choice; neither changes the Push&Piss steps. Accessories such as Safe Bag 2.0 and ScreenUrin kits keep parts organised and support clean, repeatable setups.
Beauty.
Beauty is the soft, lifelike profile molded for everyday wear. The natural glans shape and gentle taper sit smoothly under light fabrics. Choose a shade that matches the mounting area, not the face. Practice the Push&Piss seal in the shower until flow clears the rim without drips.
Beast.
Beast offers a fuller silhouette for stronger presence in photos or performance. Extra mass helps the shape read from a distance, while the surface detail stays realistic at close range. Confirm strap comfort before long sessions, and check angles standing and seated to keep the cup seal consistent.
Circumcised.
Circumcised models present a defined ridge and exposed glans for a clean, classic look. The aesthetic is visual; Push&Piss steps remain the same. Select size by clothing and comfort—5.0 for compact profiles, 6.0 for more presence—and rehearse a slow, controlled stream to verify the seal before going out.
Anti-Paranoia Packs.
Anti-Paranoia Packs organise the prosthetic and small accessories in a discreet bundle. The smooth bag surface reduces lint pickup in backpacks or gym kits, and the dedicated pockets help keep chargers, wipes, or small towels separate. Pack items dry, then remount only after changing into the day’s outfit.
Key Features at a Glance
| Product Name |
Use |
Materials |
Innovation/Function |
Size/Dimensions |
| Screeny Weeny 6.0 Cut Nordic White Fake Penis |
Daily wear; presentation |
Silicone |
Push&Piss one-hand urination |
Approx. 6.0″ |
| Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut Fake Penis |
Daily wear; presentation |
Silicone |
Push&Piss; uncut look |
Approx. 6.0″ |
| Screeny Weeny 5.0 Circumcised |
Compact profile under clothing |
Silicone |
Push&Piss; circumcised ridge |
Approx. 5.0″ |
| ScreenUrin Set for Female |
Urination device set |
System components |
Discreet flow control |
Kit format |
| Screeny Weeny Novelty Safe Bag 2.0 Black |
Storage and travel |
Protective bag |
Discreet organisation |
Bag format |
Choosing Screeny Weeny Products
Start with colour and size, then confirm strap comfort. Practice Push&Piss in the shower: seat the cup, test a slow stream, and adjust angle until flow clears the rim. For partnered sessions that emphasise thrust or added sensation rather than realism, compare movement-focused options in Vibrating Dildos and set expectations accordingly.
Quick Answers
- Seal tip: form the seal standing, wait a few breaths, then start a slow stream. If drips appear, reseat and reduce rate before trying again.
- Shade tip: match to the mounting area under indoor and window light; a slightly darker tone photographs more naturally.
- Care tip: wash the silicone exterior with mild soap, rinse, and dry fully before packing into a storage bag.
Who Buys Screeny Weeny
Trans men building daily confidence, cross-dressers and performers planning convincing presentation, photographers and stylists seeking realism on set, and anyone who wants a soft, natural look with optional urination simulation. The focus is steady fit, believable detail, and steps you can repeat without fuss at home or out.
Fit improves with routine. Seat the cup while standing, press gently to form a seal, and hold for a few breaths before any flow. Build from short tests to longer runs, and keep a small towel nearby during early sessions. If drips appear, reduce rate, reseat, and confirm the rim sits evenly across the skin.
Privacy accessories can help day to day. Anti-Paranoia Packs organise prosthetics and small items, keeping shapes smooth under clothing and reducing rummage in public bathrooms. When changing outfits, pack the prosthetic dry, then remount once clothing is set. A consistent sequence—seat, check seal, test, clean, store—keeps outcomes reliable across venues and lighting. Dry times vary; give the silicone a moment to air before bagging.
Adultsmart lists Screeny Weeny alongside practical accessories. Pick a size and shade you can wear comfortably, rehearse Push&Piss until the seal feels second nature, and store dry between uses for consistent results.
