FuckWater

Fuck Water is a Canadian lubricant brand created by Robert Gazzoli and partners under Non-Friction Products in Toronto. With the tagline “When spit and courage aren’t enough,” it delivers water-based and hybrid cream formulas designed to last longer, feel natural, and avoid sticky residue.

About Fuck Water

Developed in Toronto, Fuck Water was born out of frustration with sticky lubricants that required constant reapplication. Co-founder Robert Gazzoli and his partners tested fourteen formulas before finalising a body-safe solution made from food-grade ingredients. Today, the range includes both the original water-based lube and a hybrid cream option, each available in multiple bottle sizes, and trusted by users who want performance without compromise.

What makes Fuck Water stand out

Fuck Water is engineered for longevity and a natural feel, with safety at the forefront. Its water-based lubricant is condom-safe, easy to clean, and designed to reduce interruptions. The hybrid cream formula blends water and silicone for added endurance, while maintaining smooth texture and minimal residue. For customers comparing premium choices, see our Personal Lubricants collection for similar high-performance lines.

Key features at a glance

Choosing Fuck Water products

Select the water-based formula if you want all-purpose use that is easy to clean and compatible with all toys. Choose the hybrid cream if you need longer-lasting glide, particularly for extended encounters. Smaller bottles are practical for travel or occasional use, while the 240 ml and 8 oz formats provide value for regular users.

• Food-grade ingredients support body safety.
• Available in both water-based and hybrid cream formulas.
• Choice of 120 ml and larger 240 ml/8 oz bottles for convenience.

Who buys Fuck Water

Fuck Water is popular with men and couples who want lubricants tested under real conditions. The hybrid option appeals to those seeking endurance, while the water-based formula suits everyday intimacy. Its safety profile and practical sizing make it a reliable choice for health-conscious users seeking dependable performance.