Evolved Thrust In Me Thrusting Dildo

Evolved Thrust In Me Thrusting Dildo

The Laughter-Inducing Legend - Evolved Thrust In Me Thrusting Dildo!

Get ready to meet the rockstar of your pleasure cabinet – the Evolved Thrust In Me Thrusting Dildo. This isn't your grandma's dusty old toy; this is the life of the party, the master of thrust, and the maestro of pleasure. Buckle up; we're about to take you on a ride you won't forget!

Imagine a super-realistic thrusting vibrator that's not just realistic in looks but also in action. From tip to balls, this bad boy is textured to perfection, offering you a sensation that feels so real, you might start wondering if it has its own personality. And here's the kicker – it comes with a powerful suction cup base that sticks to any smooth surface like it's auditioning for the next superhero movie.

Made from 100% silky-smooth silicone, the girthy shaft is not just a piece of art; it's a masterpiece of pleasure engineering. With 10 speeds and patterns of vibration, this vibrator knows how to keep things interesting. But wait, there's more! The tip of this genius device doesn't just vibrate; it thrusts at 3 different tempos. Each motor is controlled separately, giving you the power to customize your pleasure experience like a DJ at a party.

And because we believe in making a splash, this thrusting wonder is fully water submersible. Take it to the bathtub, the pool, or your secret underwater pleasure lair – the choice is yours. Plus, cleaning up after the party is a breeze; it's rechargeable, so no need to hoard batteries like it's the apocalypse.

Now, let's talk about the remote control – because who wants to fumble with buttons when pleasure is on the line? Made from ABS plastic, the remote is your ticket to hands-free ecstasy. And just to add a touch of drama, the LED lights up the button when the show is on. It's like your own private light show for your most intimate moments.

With dimensions that scream "perfect fit" and a range of up to 9 meters, this thrusting dildo is designed for both solo and partner play. But don't let the power intimidate you; it's phthalate and latex-free, ensuring that your pleasure is safe and guilt-free.

So, why settle for an average night when you can have a legendary one with the Evolved Thrust In Me Thrusting Dildo? Your pleasure deserves the spotlight, and this dildo is here to steal the show!

- Realistic thrusting vibrator
- Life-like textured shaft & balls
- 2 motors controlled separately
- 10 vibrating speeds & patterns
- 3 thrusting speeds/6 mm thrust
- Made from silky smooth silicone
- Remote made from ABS plastic
- LED lights up button when in use
- Toy: W: 7.4 cm, H: 23.5 cm, D: 7.2 cm
- Insertable length 16.5 cm, Insertable diameter 4 cm
- Remote range up to 9 metres
- Waterproof & submersible
- Phthalate & latex free
- USB rechargeable, cable included.
- Remote uses 1 AAA battery, included

Ever pondered the magic of Evolved Sex Toys? They're not just causing a stir – they're practically the rockstars of the bedroom! From North America to the Far East and everywhere in between, Evolved Novelties is on a mission to sprinkle some excitement into your intimate escapades with their mind-blowing sex products.

Picture this: groundbreaking designs that don't just look fancy but are also your best friend when it comes to usability. Whether you're riding solo or with a partner, Evolved is here to take your intimate experiences to a whole new level of awesome.

Since they burst onto the scene in 2006, Evolved has been the MVP for cutting-edge adult toy designs. People can't get enough of them – the stylish designs, the killer packaging, and the smart way they flaunt their products. Choosing an Evolved toy isn't just about snagging something that looks good; it's about bringing home a product that's like a marriage of style and practicality.

And here's the real kicker – they're all about quality. From cheeky colors to motors that are more reliable than your favorite Netflix show, Evolved is dead serious about making sure your investment outlasts that office plant you forgot to water. They're so sure of themselves that they throw in a rockstar 5-year guarantee. So, deciding on Evolved isn't just treating yourself to a moment of pleasure – you're snagging a top-tier, long-lasting gem for your collection.

But it's not just about appearances and guarantees. Evolved is the Picasso of blending looks with functionality. They're always pushing the boundaries, making sure each product adds an extra oomph to your sex life. With Evolved, you're not just snagging a sex toy; you're adopting a trusted sidekick built to go the distance, dishing out pleasure and satisfaction for years to come.

Now, that's what we call a happy ending – and it's not just for today, but for all those pleasurable moments on the horizon! Elevate your bedroom game with Evolved – because who says playtime can't be epic?