Creature Cocks

Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're about to take a plunge into the wild and wacky world of Creature Cocks! Are you tired of the same old humdrum human anatomy? Well, we've got the solution for you – say hello to your darkest fantasies come to life. These mythical monsters and intergalactic invaders have landed (or maybe probed?) right in your bedroom.

Now, you might be wondering, "What's the deal with these phalluses?" Don't fret, dear friends, because each one is meticulously crafted from non-porous, body-safe silicone. These bad boys are tougher than your grandma's fruitcake, and they're a breeze to clean, too!

But wait, there's more! The large bases are not just for show; you can strap them on or stick 'em to any smooth, flat surface. Ever wanted to be seduced by an extra-terrestrial? How about exploring uncharted depths of pleasure with a sea monster? Creature Cocks are here to make your wildest desires come true!

Creature Cocks by XR Brands: Where Your Wildest Fantasies Grow an Extra Leg (or Three)!

Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the groundbreaking collection that will make your heart race and your imagination run wild! Creature Cocks are here, and they've crawled, slithered, and even flown their way into your bedroom. It's time to bid farewell to the mundane and say hello to your deepest, darkest fantasies.

These otherworldly, fantastical phalluses are not just any ordinary toys. Crafted from non-porous, body-safe silicone, they're so durable that even Hercules would be impressed. Plus, cleaning them is easier than explaining why your internet history is full of mythical creatures.

But the fun doesn't stop there! These remarkable members sport extra-large bases, which means you can strap them on for a cosmic adventure or suction them onto any smooth surface for some seriously wild playtime. Want to be abducted by an alien or have an underwater rendezvous with a sea monster? Creature Cocks are your ticket to an out-of-this-world experience!