Super Hung Heroes Caped Cock

Dong, Dildo, Doc Johnson, Super Hung Heroes
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Batman is looking for a new erotic cave to occupy!  Could it be yours?

The amazing caped cock is black with a dark mood that only a true lover of the Justice League of Heroes would want to take on.  Having seen this brutal dildo you will have to have superpowers to take this anti heroe.  When this thing is exposed dont let Robin see as he will never look at batman the same way.  We all thought there was a cod piece added to the caped crusaders skin tight pants - little did we know how much there was.

As always use a super lubricant like superslyde with this monstrous sextoy.

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Super Hung Heroes Caped Cock Date Added: Monday 15 February, 2016

by Stephen, Oh Zone Caringbah

I love comics. I am a gay comic nerd who plays video games, Magic the Gathering cards and all sorts of board game stuff. Now I never used to be into comics, but my wonderful and amazing boyfriend of five years (can you tell it’s our anniversary this week) has turned me. With every release of a Marvel/DC film he has patiently dealt with all my questions concerning characters and he has devotedly dragged me to the cinemas and we have watched Every. Single. Damn. Marvel and DC Film. I’ll give the studio credit – they must be rolling in it. And yes, before you ask we have watched the gay porn parodies including Captain Americock, Batman and Robin; An all Male Parody, Batdude and Throbin, and our personal favourite – The Green Lantern is Gay. Though, I will freely admit that we were devastated about the lack of Ryan Reynolds in this film. Though listen up, you can see Ryan Reynolds Ass in Deadpool. Just sayin’. Go see it. Amazing film. Also, putting it out there, if Marvel wants some new marketing blood in their marketing team . . .
Next month Batman vs Superman gets released. It’s sure to be an amazing film, full of action, special effects and oh my god, I just can’t wait. So, to celebrate this upcoming film – today I will be looking at the Super Hung Heroes: The Caped Cock. *Insert Dramatic Fanfare*
Now, I do find it hilarious that the ‘caped cock’ is an uncut cock and for those that love uncut toys, or toys that look like an uncut cock – this will have you in the zone in no time. Combine this with some water based cum lube, and . . . well what I was going to say is just too damn crass. So you can fill in the blanks. Now before you get too excited, I need to warn you. When the tagline is ‘Super Hung’, they ain’t lying. This massive Caped Cock is just over two inches wide by one a half inches. It is wide. Did I mention it is wide? So, just like any good super hero slash athlete you will need to warm up before using this super villain AKA Bad Boy. So pucker up, spread some lube and get those sphincter muscles warmed up because there is no way you can take this thing cold.
You’ll also notice that it could not be a Batman Cock without the shape of batman, so rather than sacrifice a phallic shape, they’ve embossed the batman wings on either side of the shaft and then ‘scored’ it, so it almost feels like a bat. Not that I’ve ever felt a bat, but it kind of feels like the leathery wings. . . alright. Now that I think about it, and since the bat is a mammal it doesn’t feel like a bat. It feels ripppley and subtle and when you run your fingers along it, you can tell that’ll feel good. If you can fit it. On top of that, it has little ridges around the two bats so, whilst there’s not a lot going on, there’s certainly some room for some solid stimulation. It’s made of a softish silicone, and when lube is applied it’s silky smooth. My only critique of this is the balls. They aren’t balls, they’re barely even in the shape of balls. Considering the detail on this, and from the other hung super hero dicks – I was a little disappointed that they thought they’d literally just gloss over the balls and not pay any attention to them. That’s certainly not what you should do with balls. Made in America like the majority of super heroes, this silicone dildo will have any fan boy squealing. Whether that’s from delight. . . or something else. Well that’s for you to decide and for you to ensure that you warm up!

Rating: <span itemprop="rating">5</span> of 5 Stars! [5 of 5 Stars!]
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