Wicked Ultra Heat Silicone Warming Lube

Wicked Ultra Heat Silicone Warming Lube

Welcome to the sizzling side of sensuality, where passion meets playfulness—introducing Wicked Sensual Care's Wicked Ultra Heat Silicone Warming Lube, your ticket to a symphony of sensations that will have you saying, "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just my pleasure?"

Picture this: a concoction of natural extracts and top-tier silicone teaming up to create an experience that's hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof. Wicked Ultra Heat is not your run-of-the-mill lubricant; it's the James Bond of personal lubrication—sleek, sophisticated, and guaranteed to leave you shaken and stirred with pleasure.

Let's talk about the "Never Sticky" revolution. Say goodbye to those awkward moments when you're fumbling around with a lubed-up hand like a secret agent trying to escape a villain's lair. This lube disappears without a trace, leaving you to focus on more pressing matters—like, say, the steamy rendezvous that awaits.

Now, we know some lubes come with an entourage of distracting fragrances, but not our Ultra Heat. We believe your intimate moments should be an aromatic blank canvas, allowing you to add your own scentsational notes as the night unfolds. No distractions, just pure pleasure.

And for the health-conscious pleasure-seekers out there, we've nixed the nasties. This lube is "Glycerin-Free" because, let's face it, who needs extra sugar in the mix? It's also "Paraben-Free" because we're all about good, clean fun. And did we mention it's loaded with "Natural Extracts"? It's like a spa day for your most intimate moments, bringing nature's goodness into the boudoir.

But hold on to your hats (and whatever else you're wearing), because this isn't just your average lube—it's a mood-enhancing maestro. Imagine waves of warmth that hit your pleasure zones like a tropical heatwave, creating an experience so satisfying it should come with a satisfaction guarantee. Spoiler alert: If it did, we'd be out of business because everyone would be too satisfied to return it.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room—or rather, the bedroom—the longevity. This high-performance formula is "Long Lasting," ensuring you won't need a stopwatch to time your escapades. We've all been there, reaching for the lube mid-stride, trying to keep the momentum going. With Wicked Ultra Heat, you can focus on the pleasure without interruption, because who has time for lube reapplication?

Oh, and did we mention it's "Vegan"? That's right, no animals were harmed in the making of this pleasure potion. We're all about consensual pleasure, and that includes our furry friends. So, vegans and animal lovers, rejoice—you can now enjoy guilt-free pleasure.

Directions for Use:

Applying Wicked Ultra Heat is as easy as stealing a kiss. Just squeeze out a small amount and apply it to the areas where lubrication and enhanced sensations are desired. It's like giving your pleasure zones a VIP pass to the hottest party in town. And when the party's over, clean up is a breeze—just a little mild soap and water, and you're ready for an encore.

Now, a word of caution: if the heat becomes too much to handle (though, honestly, can pleasure ever be too much?), or if you experience any discomfort, it's time to channel your inner responsible adult and discontinue use. Consult a physician if needed, but fear not—we've conducted extensive tests, and the chances of wanting to discontinue are as low as your ex's chances of getting back in your good graces.

Remember, this lube is not intended for use as a contraceptive, so if you're looking for baby-making magic, you might want to consult other sources. And, just like any secret agent, avoid direct contact with eyes because, trust us, it won't result in any thrilling plot twists.

And here's a pro-tip: this lube is so slick that caution is advised in the bath or shower. We wouldn't want you slipping and sliding more than you intended—unless, of course, that's part of the plan.

In conclusion, if your intimate moments were a movie, Wicked Ultra Heat would be the blockbuster, the one that leaves everyone talking and wanting more. Elevate your pleasure, turn up the heat, and let Wicked Sensual Care be the director of your most unforgettable scenes.

Cautions:

In the unlikely event of irritation or discomfort, channel your inner drama queen (or king) and discontinue use. A quick call to a physician should put your mind at ease. Remember, this lube is not your knight in shining armor when it comes to contraception, so keep that in mind if baby-making isn't on the agenda.

Avoid a showdown with your eyes; this lube is for external use only. If a shower or bath is on the agenda, proceed with caution—you might just turn your bathroom into a scene from a romantic comedy. And finally, keep this pleasure potion out of reach of children, unless you want some awkward conversations that start with, "Mommy, what's this?"

So, there you have it—Wicked Sensual Care's Wicked Ultra Heat Silicone Warming Lube: the not-so-secret weapon for a pleasure-packed adventure. It's time to turn up the heat and let the sparks fly because, in the world of pleasure, there's no such thing as too hot to handle. Indulge, enjoy, and let the pleasure games begin!

Wicked Lubricants are part of the wicked sensual care group. Not only did they win lubricant of the year in 2015, but they also won the best lubricant manufacturer AVN award in 2014. They are a company dedicated to producing high quality, sensual lubricants that consumers enjoy. Experience the difference with wicked lubricants