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Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe
Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe
Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe
Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe
Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe
Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe
Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe

Key Features:

  • Perfectly angled to please the G-Spot
  • Sensually contoured base for mutual pleasure
  • Quality cushy dual silicone
  • Fits most harness
  • Body-safe, phthalate-free

Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe

Manufacturers: California Exotics

Free shipping (Order over $200)

  • Price: $99.99 $84.99 In stock
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Elevate shared ecstasy with Her Royal Harness Me2 G-Probe. Shop now for a dance of desire and mutual satisfaction!

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Product Description

Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe

Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe: A Comedy of Pleasure

Ladies, gentlemen, and anyone in between, prepare yourselves for the royal spectacle that is the Her Royal Harness™ ME2™ Ultra-Soft™ G-Probe! If pleasure were a kingdom, this G-spot stimulator would be the benevolent ruler, ensuring a reign of mutual satisfaction for both you and your partner. Get ready to laugh, love, and luxuriate in the comedic symphony of pleasure!

The Grand Entrance:

As you unwrap this regal device, you can almost hear the fanfare of trumpets welcoming it into the spotlight. The packaging itself is a work of art, a prelude to the royal affair about to unfold. But let's get to the real star of the show – the G-Probe, or as we like to call it, the "Giggly Pleasure Wand."

The Curvaceous Comedy:

Behold the perfectly angled shaft, designed with the precision of a royal architect who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. The sensually contoured base is the punchline, promising laughs and thrills with every thrust. The dual-ended design? Well, that's the comedic twist, delivering pleasure in stereo for both partners. It's like a comedy duo but for your most intimate moments.

G-Spot Giggle-fest:

The curved shaft and contoured base are not just performers; they're the headliners of this pleasure comedy tour. The accentuated probe and rigid shaft play the role of the teasing jesters, expertly tickling intimate curves and indulging internal sweet spots. Meanwhile, the contoured base takes on the role of the playful prankster, adding an unexpected element of surprise to your pleasure-filled comedy routine.

Mutual Mirth:

This isn't just a solo act; it's a duet of delight! The Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe is like the comedy team of the pleasure world, ensuring both partners get their fair share of laughs and ecstasy. The G-spot teasing curved shaft and the contoured base work together like a comedic duo, delivering a symphony of pleasure that will leave you both in stitches – the good kind, of course.

A Cushiony Comedy of Errors:

Now, let's talk about the dual-ended design. It's like the cushiony equivalent of a comedic safety net, ensuring you're not just thrusting but bouncing back for more. The laughs keep coming as you explore the depths of climactic heights, discovering new punchlines with every use. It's comedy gold, or in this case, pleasure gold!

Regal Measurements:

To add to the comedy of it all, we present the measurements – because size matters, especially when it comes to pleasure tools. The base, a whopping 4.25" x 3" of hilarity, ensures a secure grip. The probe, a sidesplitting 6.75" x 1.5", hits the sweet spots with precision. It's like the royal jester who knows exactly where to tickle for maximum laughs – or in this case, pleasure.

The Comedy of Controls:

Ease of use is paramount, and the easy-button controls are the stand-up comedians of the pleasure world. Adjusting the intensity is as simple as delivering a punchline, and the integrated state-of-the-art memory chip? It's the comedian who always remembers your favorite jokes – in this case, pleasure settings. No need for a script; the G-Probe knows how to keep the comedy routine rolling.

Waterproof Laughter:

This comedy show isn't limited to dry land; it's ready for a splashy performance. Take this waterproof probe for a dip, and let the laughs continue in the bath, shower, or even the hot tub. It's water-resistant, just like a seasoned comedian who knows how to handle any audience – or in this case, any environment.

The Hypoallergenic Humor:

Crafted from hypoallergenic premium silicone, this pleasure comedy is not just about laughs; it's about keeping your sensitive spots happy and healthy. It's like the comedian who cares about your well-being, ensuring that the only tears shed are tears of joy.

The Royal Recharge:

Even comedians need a break, and the Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe recharges in a mere 2.5 hours. It's the comedian backstage, getting ready for an encore, ensuring you have 45 minutes of high-speed stimulation or a generous 150 minutes of low-speed vibrations for the next act.

In conclusion, the Her Royal Harness Me2 Ultra-Soft G-Probe isn't just a sex toy; it's a comedy special, a laughter-filled journey into mutual satisfaction. So, grab your tickets to the pleasure show, buckle up for the comedy of a lifetime, and let the G-Probe be your guide to a kingdom where laughter and pleasure reign supreme!

 

With over four decades of dedicated expertise, California Exotic Novelties has solidified its position as a trailblazer in the adult toy industry, cultivating an unparalleled reputation for crafting both safe and innovative pleasure products that surpass the offerings of competitors. Backed by a substantial budget allocated to research and development, this esteemed United States-based company boasts an expansive range of adult toys that defy expectations. Regardless of your desires or preferences, California Exotic Novelties ensures not only one suitable option but a plethora of choices that precisely meet your needs.

Adhering to and surpassing stringent US standards and regulations, every product from California Exotic Novelties is crafted with the utmost care to be body-safe, allowing customers to make their purchases with absolute confidence. Whether you're in search of a dong, vibrator, strap-on, masturbator, or even a lifelike sex doll, your desires are destined to be fulfilled by the diverse and high-quality selection offered. Navigate the extensive product lines with assurance, as California Exotic Novelties proudly presents popular brands such as Her Royal Harness, Adonis, First Time, Post, Jack Rabbit, Tantric, Booty Call, Joel Kaplan, Embrace, and Silhouette, among many others.

Shop confidently, knowing that the extensive variety of top-notch products caters to every preference and ensures an unparalleled experience in adult pleasure. California Exotic Novelties invites you to explore its world-renowned collection and discover the perfect toy that suits your desires and preferences effortlessly.

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MPN: SE-1566-07-2

Reviews

Reviewed By: Jenny, Banora Point On 08-25-2020 

Great shape, never wobble and just stays in place

5 Stars 5 of 5 Stars!


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