Gender X EVERYONES LUBE

Gender X EVERYONES LUBE

Get Ready to Laugh and Love with Gender X EVERYONES LUBE

Welcome to the party in a bottle, Gender X EVERYONES LUBE! If you've ever thought, "Why should personal lubricant be exclusive?" then you're in for a treat. This water-based delight is here to make sure that intimate moments are not just comfortable but hilarious too!

Indications for Use: EVERYONE'S LUBE, the all-inclusive lubrication solution, is here to keep things slippery and slidey in every nook and cranny. Whether you're having a penile party, an anal adventure, or a vaginal vacation, this lube is your ticket to a lubricated paradise. Compatible with natural rubber latex and polyisoprene condoms, but sorry, polyurethane condoms - not this time!

Warning: Caution: Slippery When Wet... and everywhere else! If laughter-induced discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a stand-up comedian... or maybe just a regular physician. It's so slippery, we recommend wearing non-slip socks just to be safe. Keep out of reach of children, pets, and anyone who can't appreciate a good joke. This lube is not trying to prevent pregnancies or act as a sperm ninja.

Directions: Ready for a slippery slope into hilarity? Apply the desired amount of EVERYONES LUBE to your most treasured areas. Reapply as needed, or whenever you feel like turning your intimate escapades into a stand-up comedy routine.

Ingredients: The secret sauce includes Water (Aqua), Propanediol, Gluconolactone, Hydroxyethyl cellulose, Sodium Benzoate, and Citric Acid. It's like a recipe for laughter and love, with a side of slippery shenanigans.

Say goodbye to exclusivity and hello to EVERYONES LUBE – the lubricant that brings laughter, love, and a whole lot of slide to your bedroom!

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