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Length: 3.5" of Miniature Mirth
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Length: 5" of Side-Splitting Entertainment
MR. LIMPY MEDIUM - When Mr. Limpy Channels a Wild Night Out "I'm sorry baby, this has never happened to me before..." Oh, the woes of Mr. Limpy! Crafted to mimic a night of heavy drinking, this cheeky toy refuses to get hard, no matter what you do. "Why, Mr. Limpy? WHY!"
Length: 6.5" of Hilarious Hijinks
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Length: 8.5" of Gigantic Guffaws
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