Evolved Realistic Dong 7 Inch

Evolved Realistic Dong 7 Inch

The Chuckling Charmer - Evolved Realistic Dong 7 Inch!

Behold the Evolved Realistic Dong 7 Inch – the not-so-secret weapon in your pleasure arsenal that's here to tickle your fancy and deliver waves of laughter and ecstasy! We believe in pleasure with a side of humor, and this dong is your ticket to a good time.

Let's talk texture, because who wants a dull experience? This beautifully crafted dong boasts a soft and squishy outer layer that wraps you in comfort, while the harder density inner layer adds a touch of erotic firmness. It's like getting a sensual hug from a toy that knows exactly how to charm its way into your heart.

Now, let's get to the nitty-gritty – the unique feel of this generous shaft is a game-changer. Lifelike colored veins run along its length, adding a touch of realism that's sure to make you do a double-take. And don't even get us started on the ridged, crowned head – it's like the crown jewel of pleasure, ready to rule your intimate kingdom.

But wait, there's more! Hands-free play just got an upgrade with the powerful suction cup base. Stick it to any smooth surface and let the laughter and pleasure roll. It's not just a dong; it's your personal stand-up comedian with a PhD in pleasure.

Made from supple, pliable PVC, this dong is not just about looks; it's about flexibility too. It moves with your body, bending and twisting to accommodate your every desire. And because we know that pleasure knows no boundaries, it's waterproof – take the fun to the shower, the bathtub, or the high seas (if you're feeling adventurous).

Measuring at a delightful 19 cm with an insertable length of 15.2 cm, this dong knows that size matters – but so does the laughter it brings to your bedroom. Phthalate and latex-free, because your health is no joke, this dong is crafted for a good time without any unwanted aftereffects.

Upgrade your pleasure game and add a touch of humor with the Evolved Realistic Dong 7 Inch – where every moment is a punchline and every climax is a standing ovation!

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Picture this: groundbreaking designs that don't just look fancy but are also your best friend when it comes to usability. Whether you're riding solo or with a partner, Evolved is here to take your intimate experiences to a whole new level of awesome.

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