Real Rock Vibrating 6" Realistic Cock

Real Rock Vibrating 6" Realistic Cock

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Insertion length? We'll leave that to your imagination, but rest assured, it's the perfect length for a comedic pause. Diameter: ø 35 mm – because even the dimensions of this dong are designed to make you smile.

Batteries? Included, of course. 2x AAA – the unsung heroes of this comedy act. Material: Rubber – the superstar of the show, ensuring a performance that's not just funny but also feels surprisingly real.

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