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MR. LIMPY XTRA SMALL - Tiny Package, Big Laughs! Is it cold in here, or is it just Mr. Limpy? This XTRA SMALL edition is perfect for those playful moments when you want to tease your petite pals. It's also an unconventional gift choice that will leave your recently married ex-girlfriend both baffled and amused. The possibilities for hilarity are boundless, and we salute your imaginative mischief!
Length: 3.5" of Miniature Mirth
MR. LIMPY SMALL - Making a Splash with Anonymous Fun! "Are you in yet?" Those four words no one wants to hear have found a new home in this squishy, laugh-inducing creation. With its perfect size for water-balloon launching, it's the ultimate choice for delivering an anonymous, high-velocity face shot that's sure to leave everyone in stitches.
Length: 5" of Side-Splitting Entertainment
MR. LIMPY MEDIUM - When Mr. Limpy Channels a Wild Night Out "I'm sorry baby, this has never happened to me before..." Oh, the woes of Mr. Limpy! Crafted to mimic a night of heavy drinking, this cheeky toy refuses to get hard, no matter what you do. "Why, Mr. Limpy? WHY!"
Length: 6.5" of Hilarious Hijinks
MR. WIMPY LARGE - No Excuses, Only Laughs The ultimate in realistic limpness, Mr. WIMPY LARGE is here to bring joy without any excuses. It feels as authentic as the real thing, whether you're dancing with it, playing with it, packing it, or just using it as a conversation-starting paperweight. Despite any prior experiences, Mr. Limpy's potential for amusement knows no bounds.
Length: 8.5" of Gigantic Guffaws
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Why Buy Mr Limpy - well we are going to talk about packing. So - there's two main ideas of packing. The first is to give the appearance of a bulge for theatrical, or 'realistic' purposes. Think Transgender pre-op or a drag king or even a guy at an underwear party. This type of packing has the potential to not only look like a bulge, but feel like a bulge as well and this can have enormous psychological benefits for those that suffer from some form of gender dysphoria. Those that are experiencing Gender Dysphoria feel that their physical gender does not match their mental gender and they attempt to correct that in whatever way that they can. It is a cause of severe distress, depression and anxiety. Packing can be a way to ease that discomfort and help the individual deal with various social situations such as dressing rooms. As a queer cis-male It is incredibly difficult for me to attempt to accurately explain Gender Dysphoria without coming across as offensive and from a privileged position, so out of respect for the individuals with whom experience it, i'm going to let them and their families tell their own stories in the links below. Mr Limpy comes in four sizes from XS - L with 3.5", 5", 6.5", 8.5" lengths. Mr limpy can make all the difference when it comes to the physical shape of underwear as seen in the image below. It is designed to fit neatly into underwear (general or purpose fit for packing). It is incredibly soft and made from an elastic polymer. The downside to using this material is that when being cleaned it will need to be dusted in corn flour to prolong its life and to prevent it from becoming sticky. Another downside to Mr Limpy is the fact that it is 'limp' and flaccid which brings us to our second idea behind packing; it is for those wishing to engage in penetrative sexual play, whereby Mr limpy is not an ideal toy. By that i mean a harness is worn with a firm strap on, for the express purpose of penetrative play. Mr Limpy, however, can be used within a harness (to keep it in place) which can then be interchanged with a firmer toy which can be used for penetrative play.
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